VLOG SQUAD VISITS THE CAT CAFE!!

Guys, I don't know how to quite tell you this, but, um, something's happening today that's, um, well, I guess I'll just say it. I'm taking Carly and Aaron to the Cat Cafe today, where they will drink vanilla iced lattes and play with rescue cats. I know. I know you guys are like, Jay, we're not ready for this. But I feel, as a channel, and as a unit, me and the fans, that we need, we need to make this happen. Hello? Hey, Jay. Hey. Are you going with the girls to that place you told me yesterday? Yeah, I'm outside waiting for them. Are they inside? I was in the middle of an intro in my, oh, you, I could have said it just now and ruined it. No, I was on speaker. We couldn't hear you. Ah, my man. I was dancing. I was in the middle of a sick intro in the car, setting this ---- up. Whoa. Just come on. Just go. I'll take you right back. It'll be fine. I think I'm going to shower. What the **** else are you going to do today, even? So just tell everybody that watches this channel that you hate them. Meh. Well, if it's what you told me yesterday, I should sit it out, just so the rest of my day is good. Okay, so maybe it's animals? What is wrong with you? What are you, a grandma? You're the one pulling it out of me. Ah, you literally just. Is it animals? No, it's not animals. It's animals. No, I had a surprise. I love surprises. Bro, get your ass up after blowing the surprise and get in this video. I have no idea what it is. I literally have no clue. You said tickets? You don't want to come? That's okay. You don't have to come. He said so. He feels it. Reverse psychology. Go to the other room so I can talk to Jason. Ugh. No. Go. Jay, come here. I'll tell you why I don't want to go. Look at these guys. I know why you don't. We got to go though. You'll sneeze, right? Yeah, I just had allergies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You probably shouldn't go. Is it just all cats? It's probably like, yeah, nine or ten cats. And you drink lattes. That'll kill you, right? That'll kill me. We have an extra ticket. Should we bring Taylor? Yeah. An extra ticket. I would love it. Would any of our friends want to go? Like Todd or Zane or Matt? Matt might like it. Matt, you want to come with us to this thing? I'm going to shower. Okay. I'm going to shower. What about Matt King? Yeah, he's perfect. What's up? I'm taking them to the cat cafe. Oh, how fun. Do you want to come? Or are you busy? Yeah. Okay. Uh, yeah. No, I can be there right now. I'm done working out. Wow. This is turning into a great day. Well, I'll have you know, David, Matt King has agreed to be a part. Oh, he's not there. All right, we should go. It's really good for your diet. It really fills you up. Yeah, we... It's honey maple. Ooh. Yeah. I really like it. Clarice. We are in a spunky mood. I mean, Matt's coming. This is going to be great. I'm so sorry. I haven't seen Matt in a few days. He didn't text me back this morning. He didn't? Well, we're going to have to. Wow. This is really good. Um, did you do a Starbucks video without us? No. I brought Charlie a strawberry refresher this morning. Aw. Um, but she didn't really have time to drink it. Hi. Hey, Carly. Hi, Matt. Don't say we don't know what it is. Oh, yeah. It's a surprise for us. Oh, yeah. Don't say what it is. I already told Matt what it was. To... You know, so he would... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like it's something that he would have fun doing. Can I be excited? Like, right... Like... Yeah. You can be excited. Let's just say it's better than the TikTok swing. Okay. How rude. Yeah. Doesn't everybody have, like, a list of baby names in their phone, though? I do. Really? You don't? Yeah. I've never thought about it. Yeah. I think I kind of do. No, you don't. You don't have a list. No, he does. He does. No way. Matt King has a list of baby names. Maybe. I think I do. Aaron, I can see how you do. Your grandfather? No, Presley. Presley. But everyone's naming their dog Presley these days. Yeah. We have friends whose dog's name is Presley. If a golden retriever is being born, like, today, its name is most likely will be Presley. But there was another one. What was the girl that was, like, so cute and the name... Poppy. Poppy and Presley. Poppy. Or Pippa. Pippa. It was Pippa. Your last name is so great, Matt. You have a great last name. Any name can go with it. Pippa King. Pippa King is good. Aaron, do you know your names? I forgot. Well, I really like the name Maeve. I like the name Charlotte. I know that's, like, territorial. Charlotte. But it's TJ's grandmother's name. So we think it's really cute. I wouldn't care at all. Well, yeah. I think it's a great name. And then you can call her Charlie, which is so cute. Yeah, I love that. Carly's, like, gross. Childbirth. I mean, yeah. I mean, same. I would like one of each. Like, I definitely don't only want one kid, because I was an only child, and I hated it. I want 12. Do you really? Get our own show on TLC. That's what Matt ends up doing. Keeping up with the Kings. Oh, OK. Go off. When you were little, you would do what? OK, so I'm looking at my time hop. And six years ago, I put on, I don't know if it's Facebook or Twitter, but I used to take my shower head and, like, spray the walls down in the shower and pretend it was, like, my job. Just another day at the pool. That's really funny. Wait, six years ago, so I was 22? I'm trying to think of things like that that I used to do, like, pretend stuff. I would see how well, I would close my eyes when I was going to the bathroom. Like, I'd pee and everything, and wipe. And then I would close my eyes and see if I could find this toilet to flush and the sink and towel and door without any sight. I used to. I would have to go, like, grocery shopping, like, with my mom. I would try to, like, entertain, like, the security camera guy. Like, trying to see if I could get his attention. Like, I would just, like, hide behind racks of clothes or whatever. Like you're a steal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's really funny. You just act really sketchy on purpose. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just really pictured, like, it was some guy sitting there watching all the cameras. I just wanted to keep him entertained. He's, like, doing it on you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would play an entire baseball game with myself. How? Ghost on first. How would you do that? I don't know. I would literally play the whole thing. And sometimes I would lose. But you're, like, in a concert field of dreams. Yeah. Playing by yourself. Wiffle ball. I would play an entire wiffle ball game with myself and keep every inning. And I'm looking back. I'm, like, how did I win or lose? Like, it's just me. But I had a winner every time. And I'd be, like, oh, I lost today. How old were you? I don't know. Like, seven or eight. My dad wasn't around much. I was probably, like, six, maybe younger. Like, five or six. And I got in trouble with my mom. I have no idea what it was for. I probably, like, gave her attitude or something. And then we were going to bring my dog to a vet appointment in, like, 30 minutes to an hour. And she was, like, you are in timeout until we leave. Do not move from this chair. And it was just, like, a chair we had in our living room. So I sat on it. And I was, like, I'm going to poop my pants. And so I literally sat there and, like, made myself poop. My mom was telling me that I wasn't allowed to get it. So then she was, like, why didn't you go to the bathroom? And I was, like, because you told me I couldn't get out of the bathroom. Did you stand up and poop or did you poop sitting down? I think it was, like, a little bit of both. Like, I had to make myself go to the bathroom just to, like, be like, f*** you, mom. That is some incarceration s*** there. That's, like, what people do in prison. That's so funny. I was, like, five or six, maybe. And then did you just continue sitting there with your poop pants until she, like, tried to move you? Yeah. Yeah, like, until she came over and was, like, it's time to go. I'm, like, I went to the bathroom. Like, you know, like, just, like, such a s***head. So there was this pair of underwear that I had when I was a kid. And it was my favorite pair of underwear. It was Power Rangers underwear. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. And I was, like, it was, like, the weekend. It was, like, a Saturday. I was real fired up about wearing my favorite pair of underwear. And I was, like, mom, where's my Power Rangers underwear? And she was, like, uh, those are dirty and they're not washed and they won't be done until, like, Sunday. And I was, like, no, no. And I had a full blown out tantrum crying my eyes out. And I'll never forget being at the edge of my bed crying and crying. And then I just had this fantasy of the Power Rangers coming into my room and giving me a pair of Power Ranger underpants. I thought, like, if I cried hard enough they would just, like, magically appear and give me a pair of Power Rangers. That is so funny. Being a kid is, like, so funny. Because you have, it's, like, this whole world that you don't know. Like, that. Like, it's, like, you genuinely thought they were going to come. Yeah, I did. Because you're so naive to the world. Nothing like David now. Yeah. Yeah, literally. I could see David crying. The Power Rangers are going to come and get me. No, yeah. I could see David crying about Power Ranger underpants and then pretending. It'd be like Iron Man. No, I swear. I swear they're going to come. I had something in my closet. It was definitely them in another life. We can't go to Saddle Ranch yet. The Power Rangers are on their way. They don't know. Usually when we, like, start getting close to it, I'll get a better sense. Do you want to guess? Or do we... I have no... Oh, my God. I have no idea. Unless it has something to do with, like, animals. But... Oh, are we going to the Cat Cafe? We were literally driving past it last week. Oh, my God. We're going to see some animals. Jason, you got us tickets? Tickets to the Cat Cafe! Oh, my God. Are we going to the Cat Cafe? Yes! Cat Cafe! Oh, yes. It's on Melrose, in, like, a really hip part of L.A., near, like, a lot of the cool sneaker shops and stuff like that, a lot of expensive stores. And basically, all these cats, they save 330 cats from being euthanized, which is incredible. And if you want to come, you have to make an appointment, and you have to buy tickets. But we bought the half hour. And it was about 20 bucks. And this guy, he's coming right here. And then you just get to play with cats while you're here. And I have to tell you, it's really, really relaxing just to sit here with these guys. Look at him. What's happening over here that they're all clumped together? This one, they just brought him. Really? Oh, that's why he's new. And they're all, like, smelling him. Yeah, they're all, like, who is this? Oh, my God. Oh, Jasper's licking him. This is in the Disney movie when the cats would have dialogue. Yeah, right. So you're the new cat. So you're the new guy. Now she's going to go talk about the new cat over there. Look, say goodbye to this guy. Bye, Tiger. Tiger's going to a home. Really? He was adopted. Look at the star. A happy ending here. Oh, a star means they're adopted? Happy ending here at the Cat Cafe at Prums and Whiskers. Carly and Erin reporting live. From Prums and Whiskers. Next, Vanderpump Dogs. Reporting live from Crumbs and Whiskies. Channel 4. Action news. I love this cat just sitting in your lap. Oh, that's so cute. Oh, that's great. This is the best day. When you put food in front of me. She goes, this is the best day. We saw cats, we saw dogs, and now we're here. Like, I can't. And we went to the chiropractor. Carly's getting salad. Dave with two pastas. Oh, I forgot to take a picture. I forgot to take a picture of my pasta. Let's do it. Send it back. Dave is not going to find it funny. Yeah, David will find it funny. It's kind of something that he didn't see. I was like five or six. I had the favorite pair of underpants, and it was like Power Ranger underpants. Like the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Yeah, yeah. And I loved them. Like, I just would wear them all the time. And well, it was like the weekend was coming up, and I really wanted to wear it. And I was asking my mom where my Power Ranger underpants were, and she's like, they're dirty, and I have to do the laundry tomorrow, so you can't wear them today. And I was, like, devastated. Like, I threw a whole temper tantrum with my mom. And I remember crying in my bedroom, just crying and crying and crying. And I was, like, completely convinced that if I cried hard enough that the Power Rangers were going to, like, appear in my bedroom and, like, present me with a pair of Power Ranger underpants. And, I mean, I believed it, David. I believed it that they would give me the underpants. I really did. I had those, too. I had my Hey Arnold underwear. It's weird. Hey Arnold? Yeah. Were they your favorite pair? Super attached to them. And they were, like, Oh, yeah. I think you told me this. They were, like, actual underwear. Like, it was, like, the most cliche type of underwear. Like, you know, like, they're like whitey tighties almost. Yeah. Like, is that what your underwear was? Yes, exactly. Like, the whitey tighties style. Like, they make your butt look nice. Yes. And they had the full-on, like, team on the butt. Yeah. Oh, I had a couple characters on mine. Why are you seven worried about how your butt looks? No, I'm just saying I just know my butt looked good in them. Is that something you thought about when you were seven? Yeah, I was a very insecure child. I was trying to point out my strengths and my weaknesses, and one of my strengths was my butt. Was your butt massive then, too? Huge. He's all... Okay, guys, we're at Scott's. We're going to have some fun in here. David didn't come to the Cat Cafe because he was allergic. But it's a good thing he didn't because... Thanks for filling everybody in, Jay. Just sitting here was fun. We just played out. This is not gray hair. Are you blind? I'm so sorry. Erin just found out she's gray. It's not gray. Erin, let me see. Erin, are you gray? No. Yeah, look, right there. You see that? Oh, my God, Erin. That is not gray hair. That's okay, though. It doesn't matter. You look good in gray hair. It's all right. That's okay. It's Auburn. I thought she was going to freak out more. Yeah, it's okay. David just said, turn your camera on to me, and then I was like... That never happened, so I was like, I thought it was going to be something great. Well, I thought Erin was going to freak out about her gray hair, but apparently I don't know colors. Well, yeah, because one, it's not gray. Two, whatever. You have my David's Disposable app? Yeah, we've got it. Scott, fart right now. Scott, please don't fart. I don't have one. I don't have a fart. I'm sorry. Hello? But would you if you had one? Matt, it's stretch cam. Hey, go easy. Are you feeling a lot of tension here? My whole hip was locked up, so I need to stretch this like that. How are you supposed to relieve hip tension? Okay, so just slowly go back, and then I'm going to give you a thumbs up until you need to stop. Okay. There's my thumbs up. Okay, stop. Oh, bro. See, a big, strong guy like yourself, that's who would want to stretch me out. I would never ask someone like David Dobrik to stretch me out. I understand. This is my area. I need a Matt, or a Todd, or a Jeff, or a Scott, or a J-Boy. Ooh. Or a Carly, or an Aaron. Oh, bro, that's so good. Oh, yeah. You can't feel it, but things are going like this. Pop, pop, pop, pop. This way? Here, come towards me. Yeah. Oh. Okay, Matt, thanks for being on stretch cam. Hey, no problem. It's only this side of your hip. I mean, I'm supposed to do the other one, too, but I know you're busy. I need to charge my phone. My phone's doing this. Oh. Damn. Oh, my God. Wait, wait, wait, wait. This leg's got to stay on the ground. Okay, now go. Oh, my God. Okay, that's all I can do. Okay. Oh, God damn. Guys, thanks for being on stretch cam. This is double chin cam. Hey, how you doing? My name's Jason. What's yours? Hey. Okay, guys, that was stretch cam. Not great looking. Decent. Horrible and disgusting. Cute.