【法語街採】提升法語口語交流水平！ P9 - LORIS - LA SAPOLOGIE

My name is Gentelman Bizot Paris's supreme luxury mannequin Alright I'm adjusting my glasses just to get a clear view I'm a handsome man and a real looker Yeah a real looker absolutely You're gonna tell it like it is Gorgeous eyes There you go many thanks It's off The cigar is extinguished I'm receiving you I'm introducing myself as Bachelor and you are Loris The handsome Loris Yes Well one could certainly say the handsome Loris And what's the bachelor's first name Jocelyn Armel Ah Jocelyn Armel please It's not just Jocelyn Jocelyn Armel Handsome boys have handsome names sir My name isn't Gaston please After leaving Japan I'm now called Hisono Takashi Ah that's the Japanese name As a farewell yes sir Hisono Takashi Ah yes You know he's a firefighter I'm telling you something He's someone who changes He is not fixed he is not there He was born Gaston he will die Gaston No My name is Jocelyn Armel Paris gave me the name of the bachelor The Japanese gave me the name of Hisono Takashi Hisono Takashi And I dare you in Paris to find anyone more elegant than me That’s impossible There isn’t anyone And modest No not more modest that doesn't interest me Modesty I leave to those who aren't serious If you're modest it's because you don't yet master the art you're talking about Thank you very much But modesty I don't know it That's the illness I've never been afflicted by that illness I'm a bachelor sir No in the sand it's serious When discussing a bachelor there's a significant difference Yes Mr Loris Pardon You'll see I'm a bachelor Bachelor you'll transcend Ever since you were little you've been elegant I'm the pine tree from my mother's sale That's no ordinary person Were you born like this I'm a handsome man sir And in the sand that's the realm where narcissism reaches its peak—no not just peak but its absolute zenith Yes but I don't know those words I'd rather not It's a bit of a vocabulary… I'm not comfortable with that Those are the sneakers with the suit Yes otherwise it's quite striking Because right now I'm constantly criticized for this No no people just don't know They don't know No no That's something I'll tell people about What Loris is doing right now isn't a matter of bad taste Well thanks then Finally You know when you dress like that in Paris you don't scream The show of the existent is already here Thank you very much I want to meet Loris whom I didn’t know yesterday but now do Why wouldn't I go for my 32 Look Look at my outfit 31No 32 31 that's rotten No But Loris if you talk to the Bachelor Oh right okay The Bachelor isn't at 31 Bachelor is on floor 32 Oh yes okay Here's my outfit What do you find special about my outfit That’s on purpose the way the tie sticks out like that Always Oh really I’m the Bachelor The Bachelor never wears a tie like that ReallyNever All my ties are always perfectly crisp If you close your jacket… I'm not closing it anymore It's a disaster There you go You put it in but you see just a bit loosely You see You see that little bounce It gives you a bit of energy Is that what you call energy And what if I offered you the chance to step into the shoes of a firefighter Wow Tell me your interests You could combine… Football Football You will now be the one who adapts to the room Oh I see Wouldn't we end up dressing exactly the same Alright Is that possible or not Yes Really The same outfit Exactly the same I'll do it right away It's Gilbert Ngomar Gilbert Ngomar Yes Big guy He wrote a book about style No Sir it's certain that a Bachelor wouldn't speak to you I'm in his line of work sir But Jojo—that's my show Calm down Oh ---- He's losing it Same here Yeah really 349 euros Not the same I saw jackets I liked better You'll see You saw Loris arrive with that What a horror It looks like an ATP controller No no He doesn't have that kind of elegance Please No way this is a disaster Nothing suits me at all I feel like No you shouldn't say that No but really you have to say it anyway It's a disaster That tie Yes I really love models No no That one doesn 't work like that You can't there's no problem I'll change it You can't board first class I'm switching And getting a second-class ticket Now you're in first class Now I'm in first class too Yes please And you'll tell me what needs to be done But right now I think we're overdoing it a bit No wait That's it My friend Oh yeah The sand from the south of the north You'll see Damn You've got a nice chest too You can't get dressed if you don't dance Oh no I don't think so But I absolutely love dancing And hello again Moss Are we certain about the tie The Bachelor are we sure about that Yes Okay No question about it You're sure Yes It looks like something out of Harry Potter The powder right Oh wow Even the hat too Ah no now that’s definitely a disaster How do you wear the hat Well I'm wearing it very poorly You're dropping the hat Yes thank you They're nice You see how I was This is the outfit The glasses that match the lens he wore Look That's why It's happening That's the comment It suits you better than it does me anyway No Yes really He looks like a blind man there No Look here He looks like a blind man It's incredible Would you mind trying on the pants The pants With pleasure Be right back in two minutes He’s a completely different person Bachelor Yes ma'am We're having an issue with the size I think we should go for a smaller size If we stick to the outfit you wore the pants that go with it are already a 44 Ah yes So if you don't go back in that means you're pulling up the pants in size 46 Don't drive the nail in like that Take the right size straight away I'll check That bothers me Yes it bothers me too What The pants are 46 I didn't catch that The pants there are 46 Yes So we really need more support Are you sick him Yes yes There 's something I haven't mentioned Actually when you're at this level of sabotage Deliprane's actually worse Pardon Yes sir When you dress like that Oh yes I guess you do feel better But you won't have silly things like headaches No headaches here right A bachelor doesn't suffer through that nonsense Really That can't be possible Have you ever had a headache I'm a bachelor sir Okay okay When you're in that mood the barber doesn't flirt It's the women who go to the barber Really Straightforward AbsolutelyIncredible Bachelor doesn't flirt sir Bachelor gets hit on Oh really Yes sir So does bachelor have a girlfriend or not Bachelor doesn't have a girlfriend He has women Oh really I expected as much No what did I just say No Polygamous or not polygamous You don't call that polygamous To avoid mockery Passionate about life Polygamy is a demanding creation It's too fragmented Polygamous or not polygamous Are you in love or not Of course There it is That's what matters most As for the number we don't know That's what we'll tell them There are people who choose to have a woman What nonsense That's a room right That's a room yes indeed Yes indeed That's a Oh yeah I can't see myself and that worries me There it is No Oh no now that's a joke Bachelor Don't move Frankly There I'm heading into what they call stupidity No You know don't be afraid of what he wants I understand you because you're all alone Yeah I get that it feels a bit off It's not broken If you're there be careful You have another option No this time it'll be fine The same Loris can wear the same vest the same pants at another party But except for the jacket—wear this one This one has colors that remind me of the ones you've worn before There's green there's yellow all of it Of course Here it is And here come on Come on come on No don't come right away No no that's Americans Ah so that's American Come on Really Oh yeah Come on come on Incredible This is Hello Okay now you see I'll explain This shop Yes It's the neighborhood's hangout spot In the bustling Turkish quarter of Golden Horn Okay People come to see the debauchery to see the bachelor I am Well you've come to the wrong place I think And him he's a young man who's dressed very poorly Please calm down He wants to see the damage And he's got a nice trunk And there you see he was dressed just like me And I made him a certain What do you call this He shone he shone Can someone tell him it's a bit much even so No I think it's fine One doesn't say anything at all before the bachelor In style there's absolutely nothing You have to accept who you are Me I don't accept it at all For example I'm just a fool Of course my friend it will come Here all of Africa is right here See And it's beautiful It is precisely at this moment that the Red Castle should be recognized as a UNESCO World Heritage Site We' ll do it We'll submit the application Come my friends come We' re going to make a request Where are we going We' re going to visit a shop belonging to our brothers in Cameroon Of course How are you I'm doing well What should I call you my dear The president Why do you call me President my dear Because you're a very elegant man for your age so handsome Thank you very much Don't overdo it No no yes The little brother says He prays that he'll be just like me He says that his dream the little one over there is to be like Bachelor sir That's my dream too The straw bed of Sergio Polo He wears Sergio Polo Cameroon is a great artist The showstopper among artists that one Of course But Loris Loris Sorry sorry Loris who are you talking to You've got a Bachelor right in front of you No I know I'm fully aware He's handsome from behind From behind he's handsome When I look at him from above he's handsome What are you telling me Another one At your age you're handsome just like this What's the secret sir The secret It's a joke What is this staged scene No He' s asking me a question at my age but this kind of question is never actually asked in real life Why am I this handsome Yes Him he's my little brother He's more handsome than me But he loves the beauty of his older brother the Bachelor Of course of course And you do you tell me ouaya Pardon No sir Two of us are secret Again no It's already been written It has been written I'm certain it has been written No It's definitely been written That's impossible You could become like me He needs a lot of prayers No it's already been written Sir I'm going to buy myself some suits For what occasion For the holidays Just for the joy of it It's beautiful The suit just for the pleasure of it Step out of the gray Did you say that again I've got it Thank you so much Do you like this or not No it appeals to me but not for myself Oh really Ah that's it We were stepping out of the gray He already loves the sand Are you a firefighter No Yes a little Just a bit He's an elegant man He's a professional man Yes of course The common man is mortal Dressed up but not a firefighter Dressed to the nines That's right And now we're diving into the world of sand The Kingdom of Sand Ah well here we are Already it's asleep We're currently exploring the world of sand The English way Yes that's true It's true isn't it I really like the British It's beautiful that's all But people aren't consumed by this flaw What do you do for a living sir Doctor A doctor huh Oh good old François In a clinical setting with patients Psychiatrist Ah psychiatrist oh yeah So not exactly like that now is it Go on it's more fun Honestly I think to myself but I rarely get sick And right now I'm thinking the sand should have been reimbursed by the Social Security system It's always the same story Excessive alcohol consumption is harmful to health No in the sand here I receive clients just as I would at home Of course of course When someone crosses your threshold it's a blessing But really where do you think you're going No way but It's not just the economic aspect there's also the relational dimension of the other person No I'm just saying that alcohol abuse is dangerous Yes it's the people not in the sand Oh yeah okay A bit quiet You're a model You take photos Really Want to walk the runway together right now Teach me how to walk the runway I strut like this Oh yeah okay Like this you do Yeah Oh really Yeah But do you do that often Oh yeah Go on do it again Not bad huh Oh yeah That's quite a school that one Go on tell me Teach me Isn't that beautiful Oh là We're there right here Do you love yourself I don't love myself I endure myself It's touching That's the salsa See Not everyone can be a Bachelor can they Me I can or I can't It's a bit tricky Bachelor I'm on my way Here you go Damn these sweet moments on Bachelor I love them so much He called himself Bel Moukacha Bel Moukacha Yes He has the originality of having created the concept of sapology No it's him Really Yes it's him When you hear the apology You're the one who created this Yes of course In sapology we have the Ten Commandments of sapology No And the prayer of a sapeur Really Of course Can we pray here right now for a firefighter Okay stop staring at yourself in the mirror you I am a handsome man Incredible Glory to you O sophist May your wisdom be ours Oh great master within my universe You who fill my days with joy and sorrow You to whom I have given my body my soul I thank you for the science of style You who applaud on every stage around the world You who by your beauty illuminate the hearts of men and women across this earth I worship you from the deepest part of my being Place in my path all the ngaïas mbendés and chinongos whether subdued or not So that Your will may be done I stepped over all these rascals blocking my path trying to harm my clothes Protect me from all the sapéphobes who despise sapélogues For your science reigns through ages and ages May sapology be with us and in the hearts of all sapélogues That’s not a comment that’s something else Now that my friend is the prayer of a true connoisseur And we have the ten commandments of sapology which serve as a roadmap—the etiquette of the sapélogue In your first commandment you shall rule over the earth with humanity and in the heavens Is this not a trap you are setting here truly Is that true No it's true It's a real thing Yes but I'm telling you these are the ten commandments of sophistry you see online—they're a mindset It's a mindset it's a language I say there' s the discourse that's why there's sapology The fourth commandment The ways of sapology are inscrutable To all sapologists we do not know the rule of three The trilogy of colors completed and yet unfinished It's a mindset Of course And the fifth commandment Incredible There it is So in the fifth commandment there's the sixth You don't actually know them do you No No I do know them You will honor wisdom in all places Creator Of course The sixth you will adopt a very strict personal and clothing hygiene routine Incredible The Eighth Commandment You're the one who created it aren't you Yes yes Now I've created everything The ninth Well I'm going to come back I'm moving to the tenth Ah okay The ninth yes I know that one The ninth I'll skip it The tenth according to the Ten Commandments of sapology and the prayer of the sapologists You will colonize the people who fear saplings Incredible Are there countries where you're not present at all No we are present in all countries Poland are you visiting Yes we have members We have sapologists Yes we have them in Poland Mongolia We have them everywhere Even in Palestine we have them In Iraq we have them I liked the MONO agency The MONO agency The MONO agency is what they call a setting A setting It's a setting I'm perfectly set right here Yes you're perfectly set But the setting is that you're a bit in… In what In light A light setting In basket Ah basket I like that Yes you remove it because… That's a style A bachelor he can validate that Yes no A bachelor can validate I myself cannot validate Why Because I don't approve myself You don't approve either right here No no I don't approve sir It's in the blood the sapology that's just how it is Where we do it we don't do it Sir… Sir step to the side You're not with us That's the sapologue speaking The creator Look at the colors Look There's no cilantro I've done everything I could There's no cilantro You see that's just how it is It doesn't match The car is new but there's something off The tires are You've got a brand-new car but the tires are old The tires are completely worn out A brand-new car yet the tires are completely worn out I remember the singer the one with the firefighters The Belgian Yes the Belgian I'm still here It's normal You have to accept it That's what erosion is You have to cut off the foot It's true it's really there No we cut off your foot You mustn't even be wearing socks Whether you're short or tall thin or stout What Treat me properly Approach the art seriously I'm sorry Yes Because there you're practicing that art with many mistakes I'm sorry Yes that's right Stay I apologize Stay Because what you're seeing right now we're seasoned sappers There it is He is distinguished Distinguished Here you go sir We are part of the art of sapeur There's no shame in Paris That's excellent Well then here we go A minor adjustment has been made I think next time our young sapper will know how to handle it A small correction After I finish browsing my favorite exotic shop I head to a café where I often like to relax Because elegance isn't just about clothing the mind must be well-kept as well There are many things like that I'm afraid of the worst Today there's What's your haircut Yeah it's quite rare very rare It's simple really Yes it 's not quite as simple as that The outlines are well done Are there any outlines here Yes I got my hair done two days ago Alright Without you Chateaurouge dies You could look at it that way yes Perfect You okay Sorry I don't usually dress like this sorry Really She said so Incredible I'm just going to stay like this me Really Is it better than usual Yes Really Frankly that's really good That's cool Thank you so much Incredible You can't be a firefighter If you don't go to the barber you won't make it to the salon Oh really See what I mean You're bald aren't you Well you are We're not bald sir Let me see the haircut Thank you She lives here too Not really The outlines are good Oh really I've never done the outlines I'm a bit concerned about the outlines Can you do the outlines for him Ah Received Here you're among the masters of hairstyling The master The advertising stylist from Vachelin Oh really Is he the one who cuts your hair Absolutely Yes I didn’t just send you to anyone But you don't have any hair A hat doesn't need hair sir I'm an expert Incredible I think there are a couple of guys playing football at a high level you know What are you doing there I want to trace with the lady I'm really scared right now kid—if this is over It's a place that's in very bad shape Thank you It's over Here I'm far worse off than there No I like your attitude You really like my attitude That's incredible to hear Thank you so much Ah that's why I'm dressed like this Damn I'd forgotten I swear I swear I'd forgotten I was dressed like this On behalf of all the firefighters a big thank you to you Loris and your team We had some great moments Thank you Loris whom I’ve just met You're very welcome You promise to become one of the greatest sappers of your generation You're in the future and that's very good He was Bachelor Ben Moukacha I'm connecting live with Buzé the firefighter from Paris May God keep you and see you very soon Our trio we're with Boris Loris I made him go to Sevran Loris yeah We're in Sevran for a party— what's the occasion Just a party that's all But what is this is it a birthday or what No it's a mix of a birthday and a mourning farewell Yeah okay So that's good we're on the right track Alright Good evening If you don't understand I understand even less We have the ancient Ben Moukacha who appeared on France 3 television Oh really Their cameraman and their journalist Uncle Loris Is this us France 3 Along with a few firefighters No just for the end Just for the end okay Perfect You never pay attention to that you know Okay In that case it should have been TF1 because France 3 is still It's nice Are we really supposed to get up like this It's really scary here Me Oh I was scared Incredible Oh no that's mine right there Ah I've found it I'm perfectly calm Oh no thank you Please hide me I'm extremely uncomfortable Honestly you went too far there That's really impressive Pardon What was that Oh when you dance really So you're going to do it What So you're going to do it Alright Oh yeah alright It's beautiful Saint-Laurent Because Laurent is We've seen him— it's Laurent Not just anyone I don't really like talking about Marc because I don't really like talking about Marc it's neighborhood stuff We applaud the France 3 team Thank you for your attention What on earth is this nonsense You're sure I'm the one who's supposed to follow you Bring Loris here It's a gift for Loris It's a gift for the lady You who are a representative of the French buzz a representative who does things for France For the internet for social media it's only natural that you're here Help me help me I'm going to love you It's the heart Yeah it's the heart It's the step it's the step It's the step for dads That is precisely why the Red Castle should be recognized as a UNESCO World Heritage Site Well let's do that