KICKED OUT OF HIS OWN HOUSE!!

You guys are so, such a great dynamic. My Comedy Central show, Second Chances, is finally premiering tomorrow, August 13th at noon eastern, 9am pacific on Comedy Central's YouTube channel. So make sure to go over there tomorrow. It's a really fun show about a guy trying to get a second chance in life. I can't believe they cast me in it. That's so weird. Here is a preview of the show. I'm going to throw it to the clip right now. Nice. That was a good throw. You think so? Forty-six. More like four-hundred-and-six. Okay. You old mother f***er. Die. Okay. That's fine. A mid-life crisis might scare some. But not me. Jason Nash. You look like you have a plastic bag under your skin. You look sick. He was a weirdo. You're f***ing old. How dare you! So I put everything I regret not doing into an urn. Vow to empty it before I fill it back up. I'm going to run a marathon, mom. I'm going to confront the s*** out of that kid. Think you're cute, huh? You can suck my a**. I always wanted to take karate ever since I saw the karate kid. You chopped a nine-year-old in his throat. Oh my gosh! Jason! Go, go, go, go, go. It's now my goal to not only be the well-respected YouTuber you know, but to become the middle-aged inspiration you deserve. Because even a guy like me, Jason Nash, could use a second chance. What's up, guys? Welcome to the vlog. Oh, wait. I don't know if we're welcoming someone to the vlog or if it's just another segment in the vlog, but I'm not sure how it's going to... I don't know how it's going to edit, guys. That part comes later. So, what do you want from me? Just welcome back. Welcome back to my car. I hope you guys are well. I hope you guys are killing it. It's Saturday morning. I just worked out. I weigh 203 pounds. I used to weigh 226. Boom! It took me about six months to lose 20 pounds. That's the truth, guys. I see these people. I lost 20 pounds in nine days. Really? Well, then somebody must have cut off your arm because I just, I don't know, I just don't lose weight fast. I just can't. Probably because I'm so ripped. Still got the gut, but I have to say, I was telling Jeff the other day, I was like, the good news is, this is the camera, I said, but the good news is, is at least now, I'm still fat, but at least now I have strength and I didn't have that before. That's good. I'm really happy about that. I'm happy I'm losing weight. I feel so much better, so, so much better all the time. And you know what? My Pilates class, there was one girl and she is usually mean to me and she has not been, so **** you, Brianna. We're here. We're going to the Angry Birds premiere. I know it's a lot of Angry Birds. I'm kind of shadowing David this weekend. I'll be at Teen Choice and I'm just doing lots of stuff, so this is what I'm doing and I know what you're saying. You're saying, Jason, we love everything you do, so, I don't know, imagine if people said that. All right, let's go inside and see David and Natalie. This is a big day for both of them, well, really just David, but Natalie, she'll have her time at some point a few years from now. On my way to premiere. These glasses are like perfect premiere glasses. The thing is, is when you try to do that, you actually look good. Okay, guys, David's big day. We've had a lot of Angry Birds stuff going on. Too much. Who thought, whoever thought that we'd be so concerned with Angry Birds? I mean, literally. It was just a game at one point. Well, listen, my kids loved the movie last night, so I will say that. They had the best time. Thank you so much. I felt bad I didn't say thank you as we left. I was like, thank you. This is exciting. Saturday morning premieres, those are different then. Those are nice. Yeah, they're kind of nice. You'll see people with their kids there, I bet. I love my family. Hey, I love my family, too. I talk to my family every day. Did you go to a connecting flight in Florida for a family reunion? I would have, no problem. Yeah, I had no problem either. Yeah, exactly. I'd love to drag you out of bed to go to LAX. Yeah, right. Privacy. You guys are so, such a great dynamic. Top of the signal. You're a great boyfriend and girlfriend. Yeah, well, that's what everybody wants, but you can't give people what they want. It'll never happen. Too bad. Everybody's sad about that. But, it's fine. For Natalie's sake, it's probably better. Okay, this is Jolie. She works with Mr. Nick on Mime Fred. Yeah, so when the vlog squad talk about, like, oh yeah, what's it like working with a mime for eight hours, I'm like, trust me, I get it. Like, even when he's, like, shooting with us, not a word. He's got his little etch-a-sketch, he's like, oh, want to get food? We're like, yes, we want to get food. Where do you want to go? Nick, where do you want to go? And he's like, uh, I don't know, let's go to a restaurant. I'm like, what restaurant? Just write it on the board, like text us, I don't know. The cast of Angry Birds is here, these guys. There's Red, just got out of rehab, so. We're happy that he could make it here today. It's a lot of fun. There's all the other ones, I don't know their names. There's all the characters from Angry Birds. There's the pig guy. It's the green carpet. I said that Jason Sudeikis is in there, I think. He's committed to the character, yeah. Oh, you're hurting his feelings. She punched me in the head. That one's cool, look at that. I am tempted. I think he died. I am tempted to start wrestling. I think the guy in there passed out. Because he hasn't moved for a good, you know. David is taking pictures, so now I'm just staring at Natalie so I'm not in the shot. I don't photobomb it. We just locked eyes and it was awkward. We saw the movie last night, so. You're welcome. We need to go because David is off to Teen Choice. And I am off to Rincon Point. I keep thinking you're talking to me and I'm like, who is he whispering to back there? Alright, welcome back to the vlog. My name's Jason Nash. I say that I do comedy, but if you're not laughing then it's a tragedy. Anyways, no, tonight we have like a packed weekend. There's so much going on. I can actually bring my kids to this, so we're going to go to a nice little screening. It's a private screening that the studio has set up for us to go see the movie, which is awesome. And my kids love Angry Birds. So it's a freaking slam dunk. I was literally just sitting with David and Natalie. We were editing this vlog. And I was like, I'm going to go, man. And they were like, no, don't leave. This is going to be really fun. You should stay. And I was like, yeah, but my kids. And David goes, bring your kids to Angry Birds. And I was like, oh. Oh, yeah. Okay, I can do that. And they were like, yeah. They're like, there's literally nothing better for them. I was like, oh, yeah. So now I'm running home. I'm going to get the kitties. And yeah, we're going to go to Angry Birds. It's super fun. All your favorites will be there from the vlog squad. Terry, Joe, Kim, Kimye, Kanye, Courtney, Kim, Chris, Tylee. Okay, different group. All right, here we go. This is me getting out of every car. You ready? Woke up this morning. It was 10 a.m. David stayed over last night. Gave me a phone call. He goes, I need help with this Team Joyce thing. I go, all right, I'll come right down. And he goes, I'm in your house. I go, oh, all right. I'll call you out in a minute. Okay, we're going to the Angry Birds screening. I got Charlie here. I got Grammy here. Wyatt here. I got Ryan. Charlie's been enjoying her time in the front seat. It's a brand new thing for her. How do you like the front seat so far, Charlie? I'm taking it away from Wyatt sooner or later. I got news for you, Daddy. What? In a couple of years, Wyatt and Charlie will be in the front seat. You'll be in the back, like me. That's true. I do this. It's confusing me. I know, but it's like... It's like a half sincere clap. You know, it's funny. You're not like, great job, but that was a good joke. It's insincere? It's not insincere, but it's not an audience clapping, but it's not like... It's like an applause, but only for like... I thought it was funny. I thought we were having a good time. I didn't know we were going to critique my whole personality. Do you want to know something weird? Yeah. When I tell you a joke or something, and you're like... I can tell you're not listening when you go, Ha ha ha, that's so funny. What are you talking about? I listen to all your jokes. You go, ha ha, that's so funny. No, I don't. Yes, you do. When you're not listening, when you're daydreaming, you're like, ha, that's so funny. This is where I had my movie premiere for Jason Nash is Married and FML. Hi, Pip. Hello. Good friends of ours. How you doing? Brandon, Alex. Hey, what's up, Jason? Jason, what's up? Charlie and Wyatt. Oh, what's up? You excited for the movie? Yes. This is fun. Yeah, this is fun. You like Angry Birds? Yeah. What's this button do? That's the service if you want to eat something. Oh, you know I want to be cooking that all day. Jeff's just hurt a little bit. David's in a movie and you're not. No, I'm hurt that they're making this whole big thing about one line. Give them more lines. You're using the kid's reach. You're letting the kid's down. How's that? You didn't work out today. You told me you were going to go for a run. You didn't work out. I can't work out for you, Jason. I could support you. You're looking really good, man. You're looking in shape. That's going to come to an end if he starts slacking off now. Why can't you just let people enjoy things? No, dude. You can't let David enjoy his line. You can't let him enjoy his newfound health. You've got to let people enjoy stuff. This is why I love Jeff. He has absolutely no happiness. What did you say today at David's house that was so weird? You go, ah, Chicago, huh? That was eye-opening. That was a real eye-opener. Yeah. I don't even know what I was talking about. He goes, that was a real eye-opener. I was like, what? What do you mean? What is that? It's Axel. Oh, my God. It's the star of Angry Birds. Jason Sudeikis tried to come in. They kicked him out. I mean, it's not as happy as I am for him, but I've never seen so much fanfare for one line. Okay, all the favorites are here. Hey, man. This is Jack. He's David's manager. This is Chris. He runs David's merchandise. I was going to make him a lot of money. I put this together, so I was thinking. You got your 50%? Yeah. Chris gets five. You read my mind. The ESP was there. I didn't even have to say it. 15% of what? You see that? Right. I mean, here we go. This is why he's the best. This is why he's working for you. Right. He's money-minded. Once a month, it felt like we would come to IPIC and see a premiere. Yeah, or see a screening. We weren't invited to the premieres, no. We're still not invited to the premieres. Oh, what? I noticed that. Oh, my God. Oh, Scott, you're in the movie, too? Yeah. I didn't know that. I say... I say it's not on anymore. Harley, that's a bad bird. Yeah. Ooh, that was a bad bird. Is he? Yeah, it hurts. Okay? Oh, my God. How long are you out there for? Do I need to go to the hospital? Like, I don't know how this works. Show it to Brandon, and he'll say yes. Brandon? Yeah, I've had sun poisoning once in my life, and I'm thinking it's going to happen again. Mariah, you excited? I'm very excited now that Bob's here. And I'm happy your mom's here. Oh, that's what she said. I love her. She makes me feel like I'm at home, like with my family. Oh, yes. Just the way she acts. She's a darling. She gets it. Look at this. Dirty Dom is here. Ready for the movie premiere. Wow. What a good turnout. Oh, my. This dog is not real. Oh, my God. Look at him. Are you kidding? Annalise, I asked. They don't have 3D glasses small enough for him. Oh, no. Oh, that's so funny. He wore a tux to the movie premiere. Oh, my God. I'm here, too, if you ever want to vlog me. I don't know. Brandon, this is sad Bobby. What do you think? I think he's amazing. Oh, my God. Guys, we're starting in one minute. One minute. Ten minutes on. Scott's got it. They want me to make a little speech, guys. What can I say that's funny? Welcome to the Epic Theater in Westwood. My name's Jason. Anyways, you're about to watch Angry Birds 2 starring David Dobrik. No. David Dobrik and David Dobrik. David's a great guy. Maybe... All right. Have fun. Oh, my God. That looks really good on you, actually. What do you think? Do you think I should wear this? Well, he did divorce you. I know, right? He didn't even give me anything. I know. Like, you know, I like... I don't know. Like a box of chocolates or something. He never even apologized and said, I'm sorry. What kind of person does that, anyways? I still love him, though. Of course. Me, too. Well, well, well. We have a little... Oh, my God. Staying at our house tonight. Sleeping at my house. Some real bro time. I just kicked out. They kicked you out, huh? Well, do you need anything? Hey, bro, man. You're looking good since the divorce. Oh, that's your fault. She had on your David sucks sweatshirt today. Oh, I know. She did a whole bit for me. Joan is here feeling victorious about his big day. Yeah. He had a nice bit today with David. Why don't you come show us what happened? So, we had a slip and slide over here. Super epic slip and slide. I was actually really nervous. Yeah. I hit an epic cannonball off there. Oh, really? Yeah, right off the top. Epic? Yeah, it was pretty epic. I would say so. We had a little dunk kick right here. Nice. And then I'm going to walk you over to a spot where you took an epic dive. Oh, really? To the left, right there. See that? Yeah. This? Yeah. Yeah, this is because when the pool was inflated, I had my tippy toes right here on the edge of the pool. Wow. And I went right in like a dolphin. Oh, yeah? Yeah. People said it was the best dive they've ever seen. People said it was one of the best dives they've ever seen. For sure. Were you here when this happened? Yeah. Was it cool? Yeah, it was good. Yeah? It really was. Oh, I wish I saw it. We had to talk Jonah into jumping off there for about a half an hour. Really? You wouldn't even jump off there? No, no. It's not that. I was the biggest. I just set this pool up in the living room recently, and I want to set up a real pool. That's kind of the idea, to make a real pool. But I wanted to see how this would go. I want to show you the tarp. You what? I want to show you the tarp. Show you the tarp? Yeah. Jonah, you didn't do any of this. This isn't your tarp. You basically had the idea, and everyone did everything else. No, this is one of the most important moments. It was his idea, though, so he gets credit for that. I remember it. But last night I came, and everybody was working really hard at midnight, and he was just kicking a beach ball against the wall. Classic Jonah. I wasn't. I was not. I was thinking and kicking the beach ball on the wall. Is this what you're wearing to the Angry Birds premiere? I think. Dude, I don't have any clothes to wear. Is this a premiere? Do you have any clothes to wear? Or is this a screening? Jason, between us, off camera or whatever, do you have any clothes I can wear? No, it's not my thing. Are you a medium? Wait. I'm an XL. You're a what? XL. A medium. Not a medium. XL is XL. Medium is M. That fit me. I have to wear this. Let me try it on.