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What's up guys, welcome to the vlog, hope you're well.
I am with my kids this weekend for Labor Day weekend and we're just hanging out.
But last week I did get a chance to visit Mukbang and we went down to Hermosa Beach
with Trisha and David and it was a lot of fun.
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What's up guys, welcome back to my channel.
Don't worry, I've been complaining for the last 4 hours so I'm not going to put it on
right here.
Literally, I get all, you're just complaining all the time.
I like it.
You're like complaining?
No, I know.
Ow!
The Starbucks!
Why would you put it in the cupholder babe?
You don't have cupholders in here.
It's right there by your leg.
Oh, why would they put it there?
Oh my god.
Man, this place, this is a real safari car.
Sorry it's not an Infiniti.
We're going to go to Hermosa Beach, so we said, let's go to Hermosa because Hermosa
has a bunch of things.
What does it have?
Mukbang?
One.
My mom.
Two.
My sister.
Three.
Brewcomb, which is my favorite restaurant in the whole world.
Four.
It's on the ocean.
Five.
It has great stores.
Seven.
It has my Swarovski bike.
Oh.
It's covered in Swarovski crystals.
So right there, that sounds like...
It's a $10,000 bike.
What?
She got a $10,000 bike?
That sounds like enough, right?
That's it.
This is the truth.
I'm going to be honest with you guys.
Trish is right.
I complain all the time.
It's just because I'm stressed out.
I've been blessed with a YouTube channel where I have an audience, 1.5 million, by the way.
I have 4.6, so...
Babe.
I just tooted my own horn.
Okay.
And I'm blessed with this channel and audience and you guys, but it's just very hard to come
up with ideas and keep things going.
I just want to keep going.
So today's going to be a leisurely vlog.
I'm going to forget my troubles and there'll probably be a lot of just peacefulness.
Do you think?
Are you setting it up for something peaceful?
The bus!
Just kidding.
Oh my God.
I was going to buy that bus.
No one did it and I'm close.
I saw it going out.
We both have ridiculous glasses on.
Um, my eyes are now and yours are chewed up Gucci.
We're turning into the same person.
I love it.
That's what's funny about this relationship is that we have sort of started to absorb
each other's qualities.
Like the other day, Trish had a big stain on her shirt and I was like, oh no, Trish.
I know.
I didn't do my hair today.
I'm like turning into Jason where I'm just not caring about how the way I look.
Mm-hmm.
It's true.
And I'm turning into Trish.
Obviously the glasses.
The glasses.
You're becoming a little more fashionable.
You bought some clothes.
You're shopping more.
Oh, I did a style haul.
You never really did a style haul.
I went to Banana Republic and I bought three pairs of shorts.
That is a style haul for me.
And some shirts at Nordstrom.
Mm-hmm.
I never did that style haul.
I didn't show everybody what I bought.
The other thing that's funny about that style haul that I did back in Chicago that I didn't
show you guys is that I didn't even wear any of the clothes.
I don't even know where they are.
I wore that one shirt.
It was so funny.
When Jason buys the clothes, he'll wear the outfits like in rotation, like three shirts
for like three months.
Then he like just starts all new clothes again.
Yeah.
I just wear them through and then that's it.
But I will wear a shirt four days in a row.
That's a lot of fun.
I mean, that's not bad as long as you don't sweat.
Oh, I do.
Jason doesn't stink until like the fourth day of not showering.
Then he stinks.
Well, we're going to go pick up David now.
The next scene you will see is us at David's.
Oh, I missed the camera.
Are you showered?
Yeah.
Let's do it.
Beach day.
If the shoe was on the other foot, he'd be screaming at me right now.
Let's go.
But no, I'm a nice person.
I'm going to sit there and watch him.
What are you playing?
Call of Duty?
No.
So now I went in there.
I told him to hurry up.
He didn't listen.
And you know the next thing that's going to happen?
He's going to go.
Should I drive?
That's what he's going to say next.
I'm thinking he should because he's so over things within like a half hour and like he's
not going to want to like sit on the beach or go for a bike ride.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
He's like bringing a cantankerous old person.
Yeah.
That they're like, okay, I'm over this.
My dad's like that.
You can't do anything.
They don't want to do anything.
My dad, I don't think he's ever been to a beach in his life.
Really?
No, he's not.
He looks like the kind of guy that would enjoy the beach.
Oh, he hates the beach.
He hates the water.
I don't think I've never seen my dad shirtless.
Fun fact.
Really?
My dad's never gone without a shirt.
I've never seen him swim.
You've never seen him shirtless?
No.
Ask my mom.
That's a good question.
Ask my mom.
I don't think my mom's seen him shirtless.
You should ask her today.
I swear to God.
I don't think she has.
No, she hasn't.
She was like, I think I saw it.
She said she saw him shirtless one time.
That's not true.
A hundred percent true.
That's like you though.
Anytime Jason changes, he's like, don't look.
Turn away.
Yeah, I don't want you to look at me.
Ever?
It's a hard relationship.
I have a gross body.
It's an old body.
Oh.
Okay, let's see if he says the thing about.
Are you driving?
I guess he's driving.
He's knocking his car.
Are you driving?
I love his beach outfit, which is basically his outfit normal except he has gray shorts
instead of black pants.
He's like, this is David goes to the beach today.
He's taking off the black pants.
What's up?
I'm making fun of me.
What's up?
Trisha's roasting you up in here.
She's just saying your outfit's so funny.
It's so David.
It's like everything except the shorts.
Your black pants.
This is like David goes to the beach.
I'm going to put shorts on today instead of black jeans.
But everything else is the same.
You guys don't want to take my car?
Oh my God.
You didn't say that.
You needed to say that.
I mean, we can.
Do you want to?
You can take the Tesla if you want.
Is there like a bit that we're doing with the pink G-Wagon?
No.
Well, always.
Oh, yeah.
I'm down to take my car.
I got a great car.
It's your beach day.
I just got invited to it.
So I'll let you know.
I don't even know what we're doing.
That's why I'm surprised you wanted to come.
You want me to take my car?
Well, I can drive.
I don't mind driving.
I like to drive, too.
But...
Well, if you want to drive, you drive.
But I'm down to drive.
But do you want to drive?
Yes, of course.
He always wants to drive.
It's up to you, Trisha.
Wait, what do we do?
It's up to you.
Do you want to drive?
It's up to you.
Wait, are you like coming for like five minutes and leaving like you always do?
Or are you going to spend the beach day with us?
I'm assuming I'm going to spend the day with you guys.
Oh, awesome.
Okay.
Oh, I'm coming for five minutes.
No, you do.
You go somewhere with us.
Okay, so we're not taking my car.
No, come on.
Let's just go.
Well, you both need to slam your doors.
Wait.
This will be a good change.
I think it'll be fun taking the Tesla.
I think it'll be more fun to take this, actually.
Probably.
Maybe something will happen.
Maybe we'll run into a celebrity and they'll recognize us.
I don't know what to do.
We always take the Tesla.
Let's do something different.
Are you sure?
The lighting's just so much better on the Tesla.
Do you want to take the Tesla?
You have a nice pink backdrop.
I don't care.
Let's do rock, paper, scissors and just figure it out.
Okay.
Wait, what beat?
I don't know what beats what, so you have to be fair.
On shoot.
Best two out of three.
Okay.
Okay, and if you win, we take this car, and if I win, we take my car.
I really don't even care that much, but okay.
I know, but we're both indecisive.
Okay.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Shoot.
On shoot.
Oh.
I don't know how to play.
Okay.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Yes.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
It was so exciting.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
No.
Oh, she chose scissors the entire time.
She chose scissors every time.
It always wins, by the way.
I've always done that.
It always wins.
Stick with the scissors.
Yeah, because people change it up.
I don't even care to drive.
I don't know.
I'm just driving.
Should I follow you guys in my car?
David.
If you want, we can switch seats so you can vlog us.
You want to do that?
Why did you come?
I just realized that there's nothing left to do, and I have to start taking opportunities
like this.
These shoes are brand new, so if they're hitting stuff, don't worry, because they haven't
been worn yet.
I don't care.
They're new kicks.
David loves to plug the free stuff he gets in my vlog.
Yeah.
No, but what I realized about Chicago is it's so much easier filming stuff when you're just
going to places, even if you don't want to go.
Yeah.
Right.
And that's how I feel about now.
Excuse me.
I do not want to be with you two in any way.
No, I like you two.
I like you two.
It's just the beach, that's the sun, drains me like a ************.
I'm going to come back, and I'm going to go for a nap until like 10 p.m., and I'm going
to take a nap.
We're not going to be in the sun that much.
I'm not good in the sun either.
Where are we eating?
Somewhere good.
Yeah.
Wow.
Wherever you want.
What are you hungry for?
I'll do whatever.
Want to go to Olive Garden?
No.
Wow.
No Olive Garden today.
I'm down for steak at Steak's House.
Wow.
Going to have some lunch.
My two besties.
Wait.
Do you call me a bestie?
Yeah.
That's my son.
Well, I should be your only bestie.
First of all, I'm not 16, so I shouldn't say that.
David just found out they don't have steak, and he just gave me a look like, oh, man, the
whole day is ruined.
But this place is bustling.
Look at this.
They have pizza.
Look at that salad.
Whoa.
Dang, son.
Where's the filet mignon?
I guess that's not so five.
No, no.
You said the filet mignon was available.
We did?
Yeah.
Isn't that steak?
Yeah.
Maybe he went without like a ribeye or something.
Me too.
Yeah.
Here you go.
Oh, those are good.
I know.
They're crunchy.
Man, he really passes out after lunch.
That's what happens when you have two lunches.
I'm about to sleep, so I'll see you later.
Okay, bye.
More?
Great.
Thanks.
I thought it was a guy with his head in his hands, but you can't see it.
It's just a bag of trash and a soccer ball.
That's what you look like to me a lot of times, too.
A bag of trash and a soccer ball.
I've had full-on conversations with bags of trash.
My eyes aren't so good.
Some of the best conversations I ever had.
Should we bring a fan down here for David so he can sleep, or?
I guess if he gets good form, he'll just come in.
Let's not wake him.
Okay.
Did you get him?
All right.
He's so cute.
Hi, bean sprout.
Hi.
Do you remember me?
I hope so.
You're her daddy.
He's a boy.
I'm the one who sprung you free, remember?
What's the bird's name again?
Don't tell me.
It's, um, Picadillo?
No.
You hate the bird.
I don't hate the bird.
You did.
You're like, I can't with that bird.
No, I don't hate the bird.
You said that to me.
No, because I used to say...
I hate the bird, too.
Don't worry.
I used to say, like, I didn't like cats, and then I had a roommate that had a cat, and
I fell in love with the cat.
So I'm sure it's the same thing with the bird.
If I spend a little time with the bird...
It's not good.
It's not a good bird.
You get treats.
Come here.
You get treats.
What's this?
He has, like, 500 houses.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Oh, that little pink one he loves.
You want to go in your house?
I'm like, ugh.
Why does he bite?
No, no.
Because he's a baby.
He wants to play.
No biting.
Oh, my God.
He's such a biter.
Oh, no biting.
No biting.
Look at him.
He's just ready to bite.
Bite Daddy.
Go bite him.
No, no, no.
Bite, bite, bite.
No, no, no.
You want to do your last monkey?
Okay.
Oh, no.
Every time we break up, I love the idea of it just being on his ankle forever.
I'm like, I can't get rid of it.
How far are you from the beach?
Two blocks.
Why don't we all take a walk?
Muckling can't.
He can't?
He can, but he's got to stay in there.
Hold him, or the slingshot.
That's why we needed the stroller.
Oh, my God.
He is so rambunctious.
Oh, no.
Does the bird get jealous?
Oh, my God.
I don't know.
Maybe.
He wants some attention.
Have you always been into birds?
No, I haven't been.
For the past five years.
What made you get a bird?
I was drunk.
And I went to a pet store.
Oh.
You got drunk.
You walked by a pet store.
Yeah.
We were on our way to bowling.
And then I'm like, oh, my God.
I need that bird.
And I got a bird.
Do you want to hold him?
Sure.
Does he bite?
I mean, yeah, but he won't.
Oh, I don't know if I want to hold him, actually.
No, you'll be fine.
Are you sure?
Oh, yeah.
I've held him.
He's fine.
Would you go for the eyes?
No.
Oh, my God.
She'll bite me, but not anybody else.
She'll bite you?
Yes.
What's on her ankle?
It's like an identifying device.
Oh, cool.
Like a tracking device?
Yeah.
So, like, you can look her up on, like, an app if she's gone?
I don't think so.
No.
This is, like, old school.
I see.
It's just, like, a band that tells you.
Where she came from.
Yeah.
Well, she's comfortable around me.
Is it a boy or a girl?
Well.
Boy.
No.
I say she was a girl because that's what the lady at PetSmart told me.
So, she could be a guy.
And I've just been calling her.
Go get Mimi.
He likes that thing.
I know.
He wants to get the carpet off.
Go get her.
She's vicious.
I know.
You remember the first couple nights he would just lay on you and cuddle you and love you?
I know.
I've become a rebellious puppy.
It's so freaking cute.
Those little teeth.
Well, when he gets tired, he's pretty precious.
So, you can kind of just hold him like this.
Want to go out?
Want to go out, Mukbang?
You're going to put the bird in there?
Yeah.
I love it.
It's designed for a bird.
Perfect day to walk your bird.
Oh, absolutely.
We're going out now, Mukbang.
We're going to have a little family outing.
Okay?
Oh, jeez.
Okay.
And the bird.
Yeah.
How about he double does it?
He'll have the bird on his back and then.
He'll take the bird and double does it.
He doesn't like it.
He's scared of the bird.
Do you know what Zach Galifianakis is in The Hangover?
With your glasses and the baby mission orange.
Oh, my God.
He's all clean now.
Yeah.
Do you just let him air dry?
Or do you blow dry him?
We'll blow dry him.
But you can keep him in there for a while.
He likes it.
He's pretty chill in the towel.
Yeah.
He's all nice and warm.
We should get him back earlier.
He's so chill now.
Yeah.
He loves it.
Should we give him a little blow dry?
Yeah.
Okay.
You ready to go get groomed?
No, no, no.
Curly.
I know.
He is curly.
Do you brush him?
Yeah.
I have a brush.
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
He's playing with himself.
That's my toe.
Yeah.
Bite Daddy.
Go bite him.
No.
Don't bite me.
No.
He doesn't just eat the entire chip.
He, like, takes it apart.
Watch, watch.
He's going to grab it and he's going to break it and just eat the inside of it.
David quits his vlog and just does a vlog about birds.
Oh, that's nice, Finn.
You like peanut butter?
What a weird day.
It's a weird day.
What a weird day it's been.
Come here. Let's see what you like more.
Let's see. Do you like that?
Or do you like this more?
This more.
He's a good cow.
He's the best cow ever.
You like him?
What?
Welcome, or thank you.
Make your vlogs longer.
Post four times a week.
Get rid of Jason.
Have Zane co-host the podcast.
Mukbang is getting out of the area.
I love how he's licking my bottle.
I'm so allergic and this will be great when it goes back in my mouth.
Get your own vlog.
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Today's shout-out is Candace.
Candace, thank you so much for watching.
A reminder to check out my merch. It's 30% off all weekend long.
Go check some out. Buy some merch so I can buy her some toys.
Not that she needs any more.
No. Alright, enough with the snacks.
I love you guys. Have a great Labor Day weekend. Bye.
We're resting now.
After a hard day.
Pixie doesn't like that.
Alright, alright.
I'm back.