FIRST CLASS FLIGHT STRANDED AT LAX!!

What's up guys, I hope you're well. I got a great vlog for you today. We went to New York City last weekend, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, and it was really fun. The crowd in Newark was amazing. It's probably our best show, incredible. We have more shows coming up on, it's viewstour.com. We have Houston, San Jose, and Chicago, which is gonna be awesome. So yeah, definitely, definitely go to, if you're in those cities, come and see us. Hi. Are you coming? Yeah, we're about to leave. Oh, great. All right, we'll see you soon. I'm setting this up for no reason. I just like to show my face at the beginning of the vlog to remind people. Just so people know who's vlog it is. What? Just so people know who's vlog it is. Yeah. Scott, it's 7.15. We've been on so many airplanes lately. And I've been drinking a lot. I'm sick of traveling, you know? I always thought I wanted to travel the world. And I always want my son to be a musician, but I woke up this morning and I was like, screw that. You know? I don't want him traveling around the entire world. I was at Fitz's last night, and I showed up to hear an Instagram story of Charlie, and I was like, I'm gonna get Charlie on the track. Oh, you showed Charlie the Instagram story to Fitz? They're trying so hard. Look at here, he was doing Death of a Bachelor the other night. About a year ago, like, he wouldn't even sing. And when you think of me, Yeah. I might share one more drink with you. Please, I might even. He's gotta be good. Oh, I'm just gonna take a shower. Go to the loo right now. Who? And this right here is Zayn's buddy. He's a shower. What'd he do? The funny thing is he doesn't care. Do you wanna see my soapy ass? You have a weird thing with your car. How many people are going right now? That's why I bought it. Eight people. Why would you put them in your car when it's only six? There's six of us, right? And Carly, that's seven. That fits the infinity perfectly. With you, someone has to sit on the floor. Joe, your first question as documentarian for this weekend is, David, why are you such a idiot? Try that. Cut that out. How many people can hear? I can do eight. Ah, the infinity's not so bad, is it? I can do six in style. You can do eight. Great. You can do eight like a bitch. We'll put Zayn on the roof. Let me ask you a question. How many times have you come into the house, Zayn's editing here, and he's like really, really stressed. You're like, okay, don't bother Zayn. And then you go away for like five minutes, and you come back, and he's watching the Kardashians. You did that last night. I came in. Oh, those are the only seats? Yeah. Oh, then it's almost like it's less room than the Tesla. I don't react to anything. It really was nothing to see. Oh, Jason, you didn't get it that time, cheater. You didn't get that that time. Look at that dash cam right there. Whatever excuse you wanna make to not post it. That's cheating. That's vlog cheating. How is that cheating? Because it's hard to get stuff in the moment. You know, you gotta be like. I'm driving your to the airport. Don't act like this is a task. This is something I wanted to do, and you took it away from me. I didn't know you wanted to drive. You could have driven. My car. We can't all fit in the Tesla. It's a cool car. We get it. It's cool. You spend a lot of money on it. And it goes fast. Are you getting this? But it's not the answer to all the world's problems. Your dumb electric car. It doesn't work most of the time, because you don't have miles on it. Ha ha, loser. You're being yelled at by Jason. Listen, you. I just said that because Zayn, because you made it sound like you were doing Zayn a favor by driving him, when I've been wanting to drive the entire time. Don't yell at Zayn and be like, I'm doing you a favor by driving you. Because I wanted to drive. I wanted to drive. You want to drive the Infinity? Nah. Oh, too good for it. Does anyone else feel bad when you go into first class and Joe goes to economy? Yeah, I don't like talking about it around him. I feel so bad when we're all hanging with Joe. We're at the airport. We're like vibing out. Todd's got a coffee. Joe's kind of like standing next to Todd, like, hey Todd, how's it going? Todd's like, oh man, I don't know, man. Everything's so complicated. And Joe's like, you'll get through it, Todd. The only thing that was bad was last time when you guys got to the airport really late and all of you had TSA pre-checked, but not me. And you know whose fault that is? That's David and Jason's fault. It's actually not as bad with Joe as the other people that get on the flight. The dancers? Yeah, because like- Yeah, that's bad too. The dancers, I feel bad for too. Oh, I didn't even realize that. Marley, after you drop us off, be honest. What are you going to do? You're dropping us off. I really don't have any plans. I'm asking you what you're going to do today because we're paying you. What kind of answer was that? I'm pretty free. I'm going to Office Depot for Scott. And then I'll probably walk Link. Okay. And then what? Anything else? Do you have any requests? I can't think of anything. I mean, there's like things I could think of you to do. Like, I want to ask you to clean my room, but every time I have asked you, it doesn't happen. Because, no, I clean the main area, but your closet is just like, I wouldn't even know where to start. That would be like a project. You don't do projects. So we got to the airport and the flight was delayed. Do you know as you get older, Todd, you pull the hat down lower and lower to hide your cracked face? That's what I've been doing lately. I'm like, hey guys, what's up? It's Jason. Well, I guess we're spending the night in the airport, huh? And it ended up being delayed for like six hours. So we're sitting there and David and Zane come up with this big idea to go to this lounge, this American Airlines like fancy lounge, where it's $59 a person. And I'm like, no, I don't want to spend $59 a person. I'm trying to be cheap. Okay, our flight's delayed and David pulled a mutiny making us all go to the lounge. Hey, could you lower your voice down, please, Jason? Sure, Zane, I'd love to lower my voice. We're here. Shh. Are you kidding me? Yeah, you know what? I have lapse of judgment. Are you being serious right now? Because I'm going to hit you in the nose. You spit on me and I think that's enough punishment. I sat there and I told you 10 times. I'm just being honest with him. Oh yeah, totally not worth it. Then why did you two idiots come here? Because we like to spice things up. You're going to be broke by the age of 29. I don't care. Listen, I made a mistake. It's not free. The fruit's not free. I go, it's the same thing. I've been to those lounges and they're not that good. And then you two idiots came here. Pictures look, doot, doot, doot, doot. I've never been in one of these and I think I just got a little gung-ho about being my first time. I'm going to go look at the fruit. David, I got you a $59 soda water. Hey, just want to apologize to David in the last scene where he was saying he was wrong. You're correct. This place is awesome. I just ordered food. The drinks are free, which I don't care about, but my friends are happy. This is well worth it. So David was right. You got it again, David. All right, David, I got to tell you, no, I'm really loving this place. What's your favorite thing about Scott's dancing? Hey, free drinks. You don't drink and neither do I. He just asked a question about me and you interrupted. I just can never win, no matter what. Honestly, this is like one of my, the most fun shows I've ever performed on stage. Aw. It's also my first. And what do you think of Zayn as a dancer? We're going to Zayn again? Zayn. Are you excited to move out of the house? It's going to be so sad when I can't just roll into your room. I like my new place. I'm excited in a way, and I'm also like, what else am I going to do? Because I can't just live in a house with my girlfriend and not be it. Well, we'll get another house. We're going to have more of Brock's vlog stuff going on. We're talking about Scott moving out. Four hour delay sucks. Scott's leaving, did you know that? Scott's moving out. It's the title of my vlog. Wait, Scott's moving out? Scott's moving out. When? Wait, hold on. This is the one part of the vlog that needs to be cleared up every single time it's mentioned. Everyone is moving out. Yeah, I know, but it's just. I'm just the only one who knows we're moving. Everyone else hasn't put enough thought into where they want to move. I can't decide. How do I check if there's a piece of glass in my hand? Oh, dog, I don't know. Good picture? No, no. Did you know my mom calls Kim Kardashian West Cologne KKK? I'll try the joke on someone else. Should I redo it and have myself centered more? No, no, no, no. You're not going to get a better picture than that. It's hard for you to look good. How about you caption this? Zayn's voice keeps traveling all throughout this room. But our flight is delayed, so we can't travel to where we need to go. I just solidified I'm not living with Zayn. Oh, good, perfect. That's more room for me. I don't believe Zayn has a house because I've never been invited over. I think you made it up. What if you caption it? Oh my God, my wig flew, but my plane didn't. It's now two o'clock. I had everybody go to the airport at 7.30 because I'm nervous. I'm a nervous person. So we've been here since when? Eight? Listen, I'm going to start chanting. We want refunds. And now we are entering the eye of the storm. I'm having an espresso. What's the problem? You think that I'm giving you too much work today? Listen, buddy. Jeez. That was so bad. Please don't edit that out. Why don't you film like this? Oh, is that how it is now? Yeah, everyone's seeing. For Instagram TV? David says you're supposed to film like this now. Yeah. It's actually an improvement probably in what I've been doing. David said he watched my vlog the other day and it was 80% walls. That was an older vlog, but I'm sure it's still walls. No, it's gotten better. But I didn't realize. I didn't think it was bad. I just said I saw a lot of walls. I felt like an interior designer. It's a really good angle. It's like being in your car. What's up, guys? Welcome back to our JetBlue First Class review. Water bottle. We have another six hours left. We have six more hours to go. Look at where we're sitting. I know. Come on. Very lucky. Look at that middle seat right on the back. And you could not be sitting next to the pilot. It's Friday night. We're in the city. It's 1 a.m. We had a seven hour delay, but David still hasn't posted. So Joe and I are headed out. We're looking for some food for David and Joe and me. Fresh New York air. It's trash, Joe. I'm just farting. What's that? Small NYPD cars, like smart cars. Oh, do they have smaller officers now? Dad, I always think they're just gonna write you a ticket. This one looks like they're gonna take you to the circus. Oh, there's all kinds of stuff over here. This is a good call. Bravo Pizza. I wonder if they have gluten-free, probably not. Oh, gluten-free. Whole pie only. Damn it. One of my favorite jokes ever is in the office when Michael Scott comes to New York and he talks about how he wants to go get some authentic New York pizza. And then the camera pans out and he went to Sbarro. We are bad. Joe! We don't give a. This is real authentic pizza. New York. I would love to see you trip and fall. Okay, this is called Pier 66. It's a little restaurant. I don't know what it used to be. Holy cow, Joe. This is insane. Look where we're sitting. Oh, look, Joe, the Statue of Liberty. Right there, right in front of us. That? Yeah. You sure? Jason asked me what I've been doing and I said, I've been grinding. What does that mean? When you make coffee, you have to put the beans in a. Oh, you're a barista. Yeah, that's, yeah. Don't let him bully you. I don't let David bully me. I let him. No, be honest. Say it the way you said it, Mike. You're grinding. You're working hard. And own up to it. I am. That's what I'm doing. Sam, tell him. I'm grinding, David. He's grinding every day. He's working hard. He doesn't have anything handed to him. You understand? He's gotta work for it. He doesn't have a beautiful face like you. You understand? What? Wait, how does this turn on me now? He's not a supermodel. Look at this guy. I'm definitely more handsome than David. He's gotta grind. I know, I'm sorry. And he's gotta use that word, grind. I'm sorry for what I said earlier. It was mean. You are ugly as, and you do have to grind. I am definitely more handsome than you, David. How do you think tonight's show's gonna do? It's gonna be great. Last time we were in New York, it was awesome. They were like, Mike was there, right, buddy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Except this time we're in Jersey. Joe, why'd you stop filming? Is he scared? Yeah. Joe, you film till you die, bro. Joe, you film, because the grind don't stop. The grind doesn't sleep. Content never sleeps, bro. Right, Jason? What? We can put that in my dressing room, all that. Do we know where that is? No. Oh, look at that. Presidential. Damn. Wow, this is awesome. You wanna see my ass? I'm down. Anyone else? I just wanna see what your wiener looks like. Dude. We had Jason put his balls on Todd's face. Jason named him the Bando. He's like, Jason's this man. I still think we should do that bit in the hotel room where each man goes in, two by two. I still wanna do that bit. I think that's a good bit. Let's do it tonight. Who's down? The bit is, the six of us go into a hotel room. Two guys go into the bathroom. The one with the bigger cock stays in there and the other person comes out. The next guy goes in. So if Todd goes in with Zane, obviously Todd's cock's bigger than Zane. Zane comes out. Then David goes in. Hard or soft? Huh? Hard or soft? Soft? What are you, gay? That's not fair. Most of us are growers. It just doesn't make sense. I'll have a guinea pig when it's soft. That's not fair. Yeah, I'll do it as long as I get to go against Mike first round. I just don't wanna go first. I wanna go last so I still come in second place. What's up, Casey? You guys wanna go check out Casey's car? Yes. Boys are all here. Look, yours is shiny in the back, right? I actually like this over the carbon fiber. Or maybe it's because I'm not used to this. This is Todd's favorite car to get a in the oven. When fans get pictures with David, I'm always like, I want a picture with David. I want that photo for my Instagram. I can't even get it. I can't remember my lines for Carmelita. Does anyone remember what I said? What's up, everybody? Thank you for coming to the Views tour. I am so glad David found me behind the dustbin. Casey, I really appreciated that tweet. You said a nice tweet about me, but David didn't like that at all. Oh, I didn't like it. I was confused. What was your tweet? It was something like, Jason Nash is cool or whatever. No, it was like, Jason's a good guy, because I was like thumbing through YouTube and there was like some, some like you did a podcast with someone. Yeah. And the guy was like, he seemed like an awesome guy, but he was sort of skeptical about me. And then you were like, no, man, Casey's good. And you like pushed him over the edge. Oh, really? What was that? You pushed him on the edge from like, is it okay to like Casey? To being like, no. I kind of remember someone talking about you and me defending you, but. I appreciate you evangelizing. Of course, man. Always got your back. What other podcasts have you done? I guess Casey, with all the people that I've talked to, talking about him. Sorry, I just started firing him off. Are we going to do the dick thing later? Why do you want to do this? Because I need it for my vlog. I don't know about the penis thing. Come on. It'll be fun. Let's go. Let's just bang it out. Want to do it right now? Are you really going to do it? Let's do it. I don't want to do it, because then everyone will find out that I have a vagina. No, come on. It'll be fun. Even the person with the smallest dick, they kept him in the room. So, it gets to the very end when the winner is announced. Jonah comes back out. Hi. Hey, Jonah. Hey, what's up, man? How you doing? I'm good, how are you? Good to see you. Thanks for coming. Yeah. Yeah, hi, I'm Jason. Hi, how are you? I'm Charlotte. Nice to meet you. Charlotte. Hi, how are you? I'm David. Nice to meet you. I guess we'll table this bit. Should we just do the baseball mitt, like at the start of the show? Sure. And we'll just do it quick. We'll get it down in like a minute. So, don't do all the jokes? No, do the jokes. Before we sit down, just say it. I haven't gotten laid in a while. Jesus Christ, someone need a bowl of drain. Okay, so you do a lot of work with drones, right? Maybe we can do something later with your drone, you know what I mean? Take it up the poop chute. Does your drone go off-road? Do you have prostitutes in your videos or no? It's a little more family-focused, but yeah. I get it. Three, six, eight, we say three, six, nine. One, two, three. Three, six, nine. It's not looking too good. It felt so short, and then it felt so long. Yeah. It felt long, right? You covered a lot of ground. Like, it felt like, I was like. Because he kept coming out with the signs, and I'm like, you said 10 minutes left? Your name is Munchie? It's Shannon. I'm sorry, I'm talking to you. Hi. Shannon, say hi, look at the camera. How did you know my name, Munchie? Munchie. Come on, Munchie. Can you say hi to the vlog? My name is Munchie. Oh my God. This is sick. Thank you for coming. Whoa. 1024? Yeah. We have time to do something. Okay, we just got out of the show. We're going to Todd's friend's Emilio's place. It's called Emilio's. We've been here with my friend, Brian Hajar. I went to college with. What's up, man? What's up, Haj? What's good? That's what the kids say. What's good? Oh, what a night. This is Emilio's, Haj. You like Italian food? You know it, man. Yeah? A little pasta, a little meatball. You have an appetite? I do. I haven't had dinner. Buonasera. Hi. Wow. Thank you, Emilio. This is like really something I wanted to focus in on that I think is like really funny. So there's always this push and pull when you're going out with David, which is like you want to go home. Our flight is at 5.15 the next day. We have a 5.15 call on Sunday. It's like 12.30 at night. So the smart thing is to go home. But of course, David comes on the bus and is, you know, David will never let the night end. And it's pretty funny. He can basically convince anyone to do anything. Let's go, bro. I don't need to go to bed. I just can't do it. And then I'll be groggy with my kids tomorrow. I can buy my own alcohol. Okay. I didn't want to do this, but how many fingers do I have behind my back? Scott's going to guess it. And if you, I'm going to keep it at one, right? And if you guess it wrong, Scott, you all have to come for 20 minutes. 17 fingers. No. How many fingers do I have? Three. You guys can go. Dave, I'm coming. You are? Oh my God. This is my life. No. It's mutiny. Todd's going. Joe. You guys can't go, right? You want to go to public? But you got to get the train, right? We'll figure it out. Are you sure? Yeah, let's do it. I'm only, I'm only coming for my vlog. Then we just came out to take a picture. Oh, you did? I was not going to go out. Why are we all, why are we all going out? Because you left the van. Jason, I appreciate the fact that you're like trying to be a good person and a good dad and you just get sucked into all this bull. Since I first met you, I was like, oh, you're the man. Like, nice dude. You're in, you're in YouTube videos. That's dope. And then you had, you had kids. And like that first time that we talked, like you were just all about living for your kids. As I go to a bar with a bunch of 24 year olds at 1 a.m. This is why I'm bringing, it's full circle here. Because like, I know, like circumstances would have you believe that you're not a great dad, right? Like, oh, you went out with like, but no, the reason why you're doing this is because this is building your career. You can provide for your kids. Cut to me doing shots. Yes, this is for my kids. Should have gotten that van. You knew Nash. I knew, I should have gotten that damn van. Just keep it moving guys, keep it moving. You guys heard about the public walking on the sidewalks? Hey! This is a photo party for my wife. Go David! We gotta make the boys regret it. Yeah, all right, all right. Sucks up, Daddy. This is my friend, Brian. Brian and I went to college together. And he is about 46 years old. Really mellow dude. He was like the best dude to hang out with. And he used to make me laugh so much in college. And the fact that he came out with me and is dancing right now is just so hilarious to me. I've asked friends my age to come hang out with me, and my younger friends, and none of them ever want to do it. And so this was really cool to see him just living it up. It was really funny. At one point I couldn't find Brian. And I found his wife, Elvia. And I was like, where's Brian, where's Brian? She was like, I don't know. Like she could care less. She was so happy to be out. These are like two people with two kids. And they haven't been out in like six months. Look at them go. See, it was fun and now it's not fun. You see? But you gotta take the good with the bad. You gotta roll. At one point you were like, this is amazing. Yeah, and now you're like, not so much. It's 2 a.m., David won't let us go home. What's the game? The game is to guess what number he's holding. And I just guessed it and he said, I was gonna put that, but now I have to do it again. I wasn't holding it. It doesn't matter. Just do it. Ready, go. Four, five. We're going out, baby! Simmer down, won't you love? I'm taking one for the team. We taking shots in this love. Never know where we could end up. Beat his bar, raise the bar for you. I hit a wardrobe in the winter. Don't tell him. I'm not. Don't even hit, okay. One through five. Two. Jason's guessing. Two. It's two. Yeah! We're going back to the hotel, sir. Now that's no fun when David loses.