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Have you ever had gay thoughts about Scott?
Okay everybody uh welcome to today's video. Today's video is a lie detector test and Carly
was there yesterday. Bruce was not. It was intense. I backed out. It was very intense. You backed out?
You didn't want to come? No. Why didn't you do it? I don't know. Well a lot of people did it.
It did seem shady when I was like yeah I can't make it and you're like oh Jason's doing a lie
detector test. Like thank god. By the way these guys have a podcast that I've been listening to
and it's really funny and it's called Couple of Issues so go check it out on iTunes. We have
a lot of issues. It's probably more interesting than me and David's podcast because they're
actually dating. Also I want to thank Shane Dawson. I took his lie detector guy. I didn't
really steal the idea from Shane Dawson. I stole the idea from Howard Stern but then I couldn't
find a lie detector guy and so Trisha led me to John. John Grogan. So that's who we're using today
so thanks to Shane. Alright enjoy the video. It's a wild one. Alright how long you been doing lie
detectors? A little over 30 years. Oh yeah? You like it? Yeah. Have you ever gotten in any trouble
with this? Like people getting fights and stuff? Oh sure. Most are husband, wife, boyfriend,
girlfriend testing. And how does that go? Catches liars every time. We don't have to go through all
this. I can just tell you guys the truth. Yeah I know you will for sure. I hate all of you guys
and I'll be the first one to say it. Do I consider this a friendship? No.
Wire him up John. Oh my god my heart's racing watching Todd. Why? I don't know. It's like
he's being hooked up to the electric chair. Upper breathing, lower breathing, just let him run.
Do we need like quiet when we do this? You should be as still as possible. Okay Todd you got to get
into still mode. Yeah because if you want to pass the test a lot of moving will make it look deceitful
even if you're not being deceitful. Feel my heart. Feel my heart. Yeah man what's going on? I just
nervous for people bro. Try to wait a few seconds in between each question to give his body time to
reload with sweat. Look at my palms. Did you really love Liza?
Did you love Liza? Zane Heath welcome to the lie detector show. This could be the last day
you see any of us all together. Are we ready? Todd do you live in California? Yes. Do you drive
a Range Rover? Yes. Oh my god. That's enough get him out of there. Is Scott your best friend? Yes.
True. Wow. Have you ever had gay thoughts about Scott?
Has he? He has. What about me? What about me? What about me?
Is that a lie? I have not. I want to ask one. Do you truly care about me? Yes. True.
Oh. Are you jealous of David? Yes.
That was very true. And it goes down is when it like shows like no like I'm watching like the
green. Isn't it his heart rate? Are you the best looking in the group? Oh come on Zane you're
July. Have you ever stolen anything? No. Lie. Okay.
Are you an alcoholic? No. True. Okay. He just chokes me.
This is so stupid. State your name. You're gonna lose a lot of friendships today. David Dobrik.
Okay. Middle name? I don't want to say it. Julian. My heart is pumping bro.
Do you drive a Tesla? No. Lie.
Don't try to beat the test. Go go go. Just have fun. You're right. Is your house lit? Yes.
Is Natalie your assistant? Yes.
True. Holy. Do you find Trisha attractive?
Jesus Christ. That's not a good answer either way. Answer the question.
No I'm not attracted to Trisha. Yes. Trisha starts crying. A little bit of a lie.
I mean look what Trisha's wearing. Oh you'll be up there soon Zane. Is Jason your friend?
Yes. True. I didn't even know. He's like there's no pulse.
You would kill all of us to say Liza. I don't know. You have to say yes or no.
No. Appears to be a lie.
That's the kind of love Trisha wants. Okay I like David. Dude I am soaked.
Is Zane funny? Yes. True. Will you and Liza get back together?
Get your thumbnails ready. The answer is...
There are answers on Doug's channel. I don't know. I would hope so. So yes. True.
Let me get out of here please. Are you sexually attracted to Jason?
Yes. No no no actually no no no I'm not. First it was true now it's a lie.
Oh my god. So what what about him is it? Nothing nothing. This is such a stupid game.
Trisha's dress has something underneath it that like blocks it.
On Trisha it's just like something sexual. Trisha's so easy there's so many things you
could ask. Oh my god. Trisha can we go all out with you for any question? Yeah. Okay yeah.
Here we go. Do you drive a pink g-wagon? Yes. True. Is your mom's name Lena? Yes.
True. Do you live in California? Yes. True. Do you think David's legs are sexy? Yes. True.
Have you ever murdered anyone? No. True. Have you ever been a part of a murder like she told
me? No. Do you get aroused when you tickle Zane's arm? No.
That is over. By the way one more tickling your arm.
Are you attracted to Zane? No.
This is pretty hard hitting. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about Kristen's boyfriend?
Jesus Christ no. Another lie.
Like not even David would be this.
This like tops everything. Really? No it doesn't. I think it's just fun. I don't
create anything for you. I don't say it's brutal. I don't create it at all. I want to go I'm excited.
Jason's also not jealous at all. Okay go on let's ask Trisha. Oh I'm jealous.
Go talk to Trisha. I know the truth I know you're attracted to Zane. I'm attracted to
everybody it doesn't matter. That's true she is. Um are you on YouTube? Yes. True.
Were you in an Eminem video? Yes. True.
Have you cheated on me? No. True.
Have you slept with anyone else since we've been dating? No.
Jason keeps asking the same question. True.
That's the only reason he got this whole thing.
Are you jealous of David? Yeah. No. True. I'm not at all.
Will you and I get married? True. Oh it's so sad. It's not a fortune teller world.
Is Jason good in bed? Yes. I can tell you from the answer. You tweet about it all the time.
We might want to skip that one.
Have you ever had sex with five men at the same time? No. True. Four.
That is cute. Ready Jason? Do you have two kids named Charlie and Wyatt? Yes. Do you have one?
Do you have a failed marriage? Yes. True. This is like some weird therapy. Are you 45 years old?
Yes. True. Do you use Trisha for views? Yes.
Well at least he's honest. Doesn't mean I don't love you. That's true.
I use David for views. Have you cheated on Trisha? No. True.
Do you love Wyatt more than Charlie? And if you say no that means you didn't just answer it. Sorry.
No. True. He likes Charlie more. Do you think Jonah is funny? Yes.
Not good. That's not true. I think Jonah's really funny. That's wrong.
He either lied or he moved. Do you think Jonah is funny? Yes. True. Is Big Nick a dwarf? Yes.
True. Am I your best friend? Good one David. Make it all about myself. You said yes? True.
Do you think you're David's best friend?
Do you think? Is that right? True so far. Have you ever been attracted to men?
I knew it. Just when I stopped recording. Is it a little lie or a big lie?
Have you ever been attracted to men? No. He has found some men to be attractive.
There was one night that you were apparently caught going into a hotel room
in New York City and someone said that you hooked up with a man. Is that true? No. True.
You really wanted that. Am I a good kisser?
Do you think you're going to marry Trisha? Yes. He does believe that.
Do you think Trisha is hard to be with sometimes? Yes. True. Everybody. I spoon fed that one to you.
Would you be with me if I wasn't doing YouTube? Yes. True. Damn.
If your ex-wife tried to have sex with you would you? No. True. Have you fantasized about your
ex-wife? No. Well at some point in his life he has. Have you recently fantasized about any
girls you've been with besides me? True. Wow. Jason's super calm. How'd that taste? Is there
anyone in this room you don't like? Dude. It's me. I'm sorry. Are you jealous of Zane? Yeah. Are
you truly jealous of Zane? Of me? Yes. True. Are you attracted to Karina? True. She's mad.
Trisha looks right at me and goes, are you attracted to Karina? Do you think Scott and Todd are gay?
Yeah. Finally someone said it. Do you think you have a small penis? Yes. Yeah. True.
Would you like me if I was poor? Yeah. True. Yeah. Dude you were pouting today.
Is Trisha the best looking girl in the friend group? Yeah.
True. Oh. Trisha's like no we don't get married. He's like this thing really doesn't work.
Is socialblade your favorite website?
Do you drive a Porsche? Yes. True. Are you from Chicago? Yes. True. Are you in love with Todd?
Yes. True. Will you and Todd get married? No. True. Jesus Christ.
Is Todd the best looking guy you've ever been with? Yes. True. Yeah we all do that.
I don't mean to waste everybody's time. No. Do you find David attractive? Yes. True.
Have you had to find Jonah attractive? No.
Were you happy when David and Liza broke up? No. Jesus. True. Oh god. Have you fantasized about
David? Yes. True. That's a very broad question because this could have been any time.
David is a very common name. Have you fantasized about Zane? No. True.
Have you fantasized about Trisha? Yes. True. Who here has fantasized about Trisha?
Have you ever given Todd during a live stream?
Yes. True. During a live stream? I love how no one even reacts because we all know it's true.
Zane's like, I gotta get on Twitch. On their first follow. Have you looked at pictures of
Trisha nude on the internet? I tried. Yes or no? True. I actually one morning debated buying her
a Patreon. Do you want to have sex with Jason? No.
Do you sell merch? Yes. True. Do you really have anxiety? Yes. True. Do you exaggerate
your anxiety for the internet? Jesus. No. True. Ask away because she is answering.
Would you leave David's vlog to be in a video with Shane Dawson? No. True.
Did you actually want a brother? Yes.
True. That's a personal one from Trisha. Trisha's like, I'm gonna sneak this one in.
Do you think you're the hottest girl in the friend group? Watch what you say.
Wait, let me ask a funny question. Wait, wait, she gotta answer it. Yes. True.
Do you think you're the hottest girl in the friend group? Yes. True.
I think every girl should think that they're the hottest girl in the friend group.
Are you addicted to taking selfies? No. True. Would you say you're a narcissist?
No. She believes that.
Would you invite Trisha into the bedroom with you and Todd? No. True. Do you live in Studio City?
Yes. True. Is one of your sisters named Hedaya? Yes. True. Is your last name Hijazi? Yes.
True. Do you fantasize about Trisha? No. First one with a problem.
You son of a bitch. She scratches my arm nicely.
Have you ever been attracted to me? No.
He's breathing dead stop. That's the worst.
Why'd you lie? I don't know. He's embarrassed. Have you ever contemplated hooking up with any
of your friends' girlfriends? Contemplate? That's like while they're dating? No. False.
Is Heath your best friend? Yes. True. Are you jealous of Daley? No. True.
Have you ever thought about hooking up with Heath in a sexual way? No.
I have. True. I wanted to lie on that one. I just wanted to.
Have you ever looked up Trisha's nudes on the internet? No. True.
You want to ask me something related? Have you hooked up with Trisha? No. Wait,
what do you want us to ask you? It was just a joke, honestly. Do you have Trisha's Patreon? No.
True. Do you have anybody in the group's pictures? No. That's what I was trying to say.
Do you harbor resentment that I got to live with Scott and Todd and Kristen and you didn't?
No. True. Just a joke. It's a big joke and it's working. Do you genuinely like Jason? Yes.
True. Have you fantasized about Kristen? No. Would you have a three-way with Todd and Corinna?
No. Are you straight? She's having a problem with the three-way one. Are you straight?
True. Todd, we should ask David that question. Would you have a three-way with Trisha and I
at the Hotel Bel-Air? No. His hand. No. No. It hit the top of it.
Would you have sex with Elle? No. True. I don't want sex with anyone.
Let me get this on my chest. Zayden, do you like me?
No. Ask me, do I think you're funny? Zayden, do you think I'm funny? Yes.
Would you die for any of us? Yes. Wow. True. Wow. Challenge accepted.
What's up, everybody? Please hit like and subscribe. Tweet me at Jason Nash,
Instagram at Jason Nash. Today's shout out is Cinda Eris. Cinda. Cinda. Not Simba. Cinda.
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July 14th in Fort Lauderdale. It's the Views Tour. Come see Trisha and I July 21st in Anaheim at the
Yoast Theater. That's it, guys. Oh, and we have new tank tops, but this isn't the tank top. Damn it.
Okay. We'll go inside and film the tank tops, but you should go buy these tank tops because it's
really hot and you can look white trash if you want. Oh my God. Another fan outside our house.
You need to really get security, Jason. This is really obnoxious. Have you ever been attracted to
me? Yes. Are you good with money? Yes. Are you a broke-ass bitch? Will Zane ever give me my $60,000
back? No. Check it out. We've got some new tank tops right here. These are the Nash tank tops
available today at Fanjoy.co, and Scott said... I had this hilarious joke for Jason for his outro.
All right, guys. Thanks for watching because he's wearing a tank top. For Jason's outro,
usually he's like, thanks for watching, but I was thinking since he's wearing a tank top, he says,
thanks for watching. Good one, Scott. Thanks, Natalie. Carly, what do you think? Don't move,
Natalie. We're going to reveal Carly. Carly, what do you think? I think it's great, Jason.
She hates her job so much.