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Just two.
Oh, God.
I mean, two.
Trish's getting a plan together to go to Disneyland.
I don't know how I got tucked in.
Yeah, I think we'll be there by 1230, right babe?
Okay, she said we have a one hour grace period.
Yeah, yeah, we'll be there.
Okay.
We're at the beach.
We didn't vlog on weekends.
Some other things.
I do love to vlog, though.
She wants to go to Disneyland.
And I said, no, absolutely not.
I guess it's gonna be a Disneyland vlog.
But we were here all weekend, and it was dope.
And I would've vlogged a lot of it, but I don't know.
I just wasn't, I was just enjoying it too much.
Guys, I ran a total of 9.5 miles in two days.
So, I feel good.
I'm walking a little stiff, but maybe I can get in shape.
It would be amazing.
This place is really sort of trashy.
And it's really nice on the beach,
but people were just wasted all weekend long.
Everybody was just drunk, screaming.
Some guy dropped his, we're on this balcony here.
Some guy showed up at my door, and he was like,
uh, look, my flip-flop fell from upstairs.
And then, sure enough, the flip-flop was right out there.
I said, just two.
She goes, it's not just two, it's two.
I was like, oh.
Also, we have a female tour guide today, so watch it.
Any good?
Naked.
I didn't say naked, I said, any good?
We're going to see Frozen.
Ugh.
I didn't get to do this last time.
My kids didn't want to see Frozen.
And I kept asking, I'm like, no.
And I was like, I'm not even sure, it's only 45 minutes.
You know what?
Alright, well, I'll suffer for them now.
Yeah.
No, you're with me.
I love being with you, but I don't want to see Frozen.
That's the whole music.
Of course it is.
I didn't ask you to spend $5,000 on Disneyland.
I said we could go regular.
We could just go regular.
Oh, God.
Oh, it's 01.
I'm so caught, because like, ah, damn it.
Should I change my pants?
Should I change your pants?
I'm going to have to wear sneakers.
The sandals aren't going to work.
I'm probably going to have to wear socks, too.
Okay, that sounds great, thank you.
This is our room, by the way, guys.
It was pretty good.
You didn't say goodbye.
We're unbooked!
Oh, my God.
I mean, when she said Debbie, I was like,
can we have a guy?
I wanted to say that, but then that's like,
I feel like that's discriminatory.
Yeah, it is.
Because like, I just know with a girl,
you're going to be like.
Me?
I'm going to be like what?
You don't know.
I don't flirt with anybody.
What are you talking about?
Man, I really wish I would have brought my Gucci bag back.
Oh, yeah, today would be the day for the Gucci bag.
Trisha, you are so up and down.
Because like, before I turned the camera on,
you were so mad at me.
My alarm went off.
The alarm on my phone went off.
You're like, Jason, what are you doing
with the alarm going off?
It's 11.30.
Oh, who am I?
Dinah Carvey as Garg?
See, I could probably get in another three miles today.
I think my body would be able to do it
on the beach, on the soft sand.
All right, well then, this is what we're going to do.
I really wish I had my Gucci panty back.
Should I go buy a new one?
No, don't you dare.
You dare waste $1,200.
Okay, we're going to get Disney shirts.
I'm wearing this, but we're going to get new Disney shirts
when we get there, like right when we get there,
so we have them for the whole day.
20% off.
You can't just change the plan like this.
I don't know what your valet ticket is.
When I woke up this morning, you said,
hey, we're down here, what do you want to do today?
You want to go to Disneyland?
I'm like, yeah, you want to make a call on Tuesday?
I don't like this rule that I can't suggest things
and then back out on stuff.
I don't like it at all.
You can't back out in 10 seconds after suggesting it.
It's not like you suggested it last week
and you're like, oh, I'm not feeling it today.
You did it within a matter of seconds.
You're like, oh, I don't want to go.
I was kind of joking.
Oh boy, this day's going to be awful,
but we're going to have a good time.
We're going to have a good time, Daddy, Jason and me.
Very good, wow.
Shut up.
What?
Shut up.
I didn't want to say something like that.
And what I said was, it'd be good for you, too,
to walk five or six miles.
Why does that make you mad?
You don't have to say it.
I know.
I understand this.
You don't have to reiterate to me.
I'm saying it'll be good for both of us.
I thought you'd be like, yeah, great.
Let's get in shape.
All right.
This is why I didn't vlog all weekend.
Because you've been in this kind of mood.
No.
No, I haven't.
Don't even.
It's just when you're like, oh, it's for our diets.
Oh, we're going to get in good shape.
Why are you lumping me in it?
Let me just live my life and let me
be me on my own health journey without you
having to shove it down my throat every five minutes.
That's all I ask.
Because we're going to walk five or six miles today.
OK, why can't you say you?
Put everything on you.
It's more fun to do it together.
Your diet.
It's more fun to do it together.
Yes, I'm going to help.
I'm going to be with you and everything.
Yeah, but if I have a partner in it,
then it makes it more fun for me.
OK, you're right.
I'm sorry.
Wow.
No, you're right.
I'm sorry.
I can't believe you said just like, wow, that was surprising.
I say I'm sorry a lot, and that was you're right.
I'm sorry.
You do?
It's pretty rare.
No, you just say you're sorry a lot.
Because you have a lot of reasons to, but.
You never say sorry, even when you're supposed to.
I'm sorry.
No, you're right.
I shouldn't put that on you.
You know what?
I'll just.
No, you're right.
I should be supportive.
I'll just walk ahead.
No, no, no.
I need to be supportive.
You're right.
I'm sorry.
See, look at this.
I know, you're right.
This could be good.
I could be in shape, but I'm not,
because all I do is mukbang.
I'm always so impressed with how hard you work out.
Thank you.
Tell the YouTube that, because I do work out a lot.
I haven't worked out in two weeks,
but I usually work out a lot.
You haven't worked out in two weeks?
No.
Oh.
I know.
What are you doing?
I've been in a weird depression.
I told you this.
Well, that's why you're depressed.
If you worked out, you'd be happy.
Jesus Christ, here we go again.
You know, I have some DVDs coming out in the fall.
Me and Beachbody were collaborating on a Jason Nash
DVD.
Oh, you wish.
You wish Beachbody would collaborate with you.
Hey, I'm Jason.
Hey, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, Marvin.
Is it OK if we videotape?
That's totally fine with me.
Try not to get me in the shot, though,
because I'm not very videogenic.
Oh, no, I disagree.
He says he's not videogenic.
Marvin, we want to make this day work today.
We've got to have you a part of the crew.
Is that OK?
I honestly don't mind at all.
Oh, good.
Thank God.
All right, now we're going to have a good day.
Marvin, Trisha loves Disneyland.
Oh, do you?
This was like spur of the moment.
Oh, Pirates of the Caribbean.
Yeah.
Clothes today.
Shut up.
What?
Always when I come, it's clothes.
I swear, my birthday is always clothes.
Well, you know, they have a scene where they auction off
women as brides, and you're changing that.
Oh, yeah, I think we said that last time.
They're getting rid of the wench scene.
I didn't think that.
We didn't think that last time.
We did think that last time.
We were like, oh, that's a little weird
that they're auctioning off women.
They're getting rid of the Bill Cosby ride.
Is that what you said?
Marvin, we want to do our 10,000 steps today, too.
That was part of the agreement.
I mean, if we say the full six and we're really walking around,
we'll probably do about 16,000.
Really?
Wow.
That's what I normally hit on a tour.
16,000?
I haven't had a 16,000 day in a long time.
Boss Baby or no?
You don't like it.
You were not a fan.
I like Boss Baby, I guess.
You don't love it.
Boss Baby?
Yeah.
The movie with Alec Baldwin?
Yeah.
Yeah, it was pretty good.
This is where our relationship will suffer.
We don't agree.
Yes, I'm for it, but he's for it.
I live in a fantasy land.
Right?
It's cute.
Perfect.
It's a $2 million wedding at Disneyland.
Did you just ask if you can get married?
Yeah, I can get married.
Oh, boy.
It was a double wedding?
Were they celebrities or just regular people?
Well, I don't know if I'd call anyone.
Regular, yeah.
Can we get married here?
No.
Why?
You want to get married here?
Yeah.
Seems like a big to-do.
No.
You've got to really love Disneyland.
We love Disneyland.
We do?
Her photos are in that suite.
That's where they stayed?
They stayed here?
I don't know if they stayed there,
but I know they used that for her photos
and for her to get her hair ready and everything.
We could have a wedding here for $2 million.
You think it's too small?
No.
It is.
No, it's not.
It is, a little bit.
No, I hate when you wear oversized things,
because I think oversized things make you look bigger.
You look just like him.
Like Han Solo?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Wow, thank you.
I think Jason looks like everybody, though.
I think he looks like Jason Statham.
She said I looked like Jason Statham the other day.
And Channing Tatum and Han Solo.
She also told me Portia de Rossi once.
We gotta get ears now, hun.
We're gonna do that next.
We don't need the ears, do we?
Yeah.
Jason, are you kidding?
Seems to be kind of a hot day for ears.
Whoa, guys, check this out.
VIP experience, right here.
VIP experience.
We just walked right in, we didn't even wait in line.
It's incredible.
Guys, we're clocking some miles already, I checked it.
How many are we at?
We're already at one mile.
Do you think my socks are too much?
She's telling me my socks are not.
What's wrong with your socks?
She said I look like a dorky dad.
I've asked a couple people so far.
I mean, you scrunched them up, you did what you had to do.
I did what I could.
What are we looking for now, babe?
Matching.
You want ears or hats?
Why are these so small?
Are these for kids?
Or is that a really big head?
It looks pretty good on you, actually.
Well, if they have a Mickey one, we should get this.
Okay.
I can wear that one, too.
No, honey.
What?
It has a bow.
So?
What does that mean?
That's for Minnie?
Yeah.
Maybe I like Minnie better.
It's 2018, Trish.
I knew you were gonna go there.
Get out of the dinosaur age.
You're right.
I'm sorry.
I can do whatever I want.
I apologize.
I might use the women's bathroom later.
No.
Oh, yeah.
And pee sitting down.
When they make fun of you, I'm like,
you leave Jason alone.
Oh, yeah.
Kissing me off.
Yeah.
I'm like, **** you, David.
Yeah.
And I'm like, it's a Tesla.
What happened with the Tesla?
I'm like, that's going with David, like the Tesla.
That's what made me like him, just the Tesla.
You got a fancy car and you liked him after that, huh?
Yeah.
Oh, I am.
I don't know if he is.
Excited to be here.
Yeah, once we get going, I'll be excited.
It's all this preamble, ears and-
I'm so excited.
This is my favorite.
Have you been here before,
to the Pirates of the Caribbean restaurant?
Oh, wait.
No.
How is the restaurant open if the ride's closed?
Marvin, you're killing me with this.
Do your impression of me for Marvin.
See if he thinks it's good.
No, no, no.
I'm excited.
I'm just, you know, all the ears and the preamble.
Isn't that how he sounds?
Yeah.
That's pretty good.
Oh my God.
He said spot on, babe.
Spot on.
Corndogs.
Welcome.
Thank you.
Is this your first time dining with us?
Um, yeah, first time.
Yeah.
First time.
Trisha, this is really nice.
What's going to be your clickbait for this?
I feel like we need to think of a good title.
Like, things Disneyland don't want you to see.
Yes.
Or seven things, seven deadly things
Disney never tells you about their rides.
It's you drunk on Pirates with your top off.
Okay, number one.
They don't want you to see the prices of those hats.
Those hats were really expensive.
Number two.
They don't want you to see all-
Pirates of the Caribbean because it's fricking closed
because they're trading in the whores for gold bars.
That's the second thing that they don't want you to know.
I like your top a lot.
I love you.
Thank you.
Really?
No, I'm reading the shirt.
That's our relationship, basically.
Is that what they say in Star Wars?
I don't get it.
I think so, yeah.
He like saves her like on a rope.
She's like, I love you.
He's like, I know.
What an ass.
It's not that he doesn't love her.
It's that he just has trouble showing his emotions.
Why don't we get married here?
That's not something that would mean a lot
to me getting married here, but-
Well, you don't care about getting married anyways, so.
I know, but it wouldn't feel personal here.
It's about inviting people
and then it would just feel like a show.
We can't have a wedding where we invite people.
Oh, you don't want to have a wedding where we invite people?
No.
What does that mean?
It's gonna look like the wedding in Kill Bill
where everyone's on the groom's side
and I'll have zero people on the bride's side.
Well, we'll throw some people on your side
to make it look good.
Let's knock out a bunch of rides.
All right, guys, thanks for being here.
Thanks, Marvin.
You guys are gonna be able to come at all times.
At least be provided for.
Will you take your backpacks off for me?
Oh, sure.
Heck, you'll die.
Yeah.
How come you didn't have your camera on?
I had to take my backpack off.
Backpack seems more secure than a camera.
I'm really good looking.
The VIP tour is amazing
because I felt like we were really behind.
We hadn't done any rides, but we just did two.
I know, we're on top of it.
How was that?
That was scary.
It was fun.
If you were a little kid, you wouldn't expect that.
Yeah.
Well, we said if you were on hallucinogens,
it would've been really scary.
Hi!
Can I take a picture?
Sure.
Yeah, walk with us.
Come on.
Okay.
Perfect.
Okay, cool.
Ready?
I'm zapping your open mouth based on every photo.
It lets people know.
I'm having a good time.
Yeah.
I'm excited to meet you.
Welcome, everyone, to our journey to Storybook Land.
My name is Juan, and I'll be your captain and storyteller.
Of course.
No way.
Now, most people travel through enchanted places
through the pages of a book,
but those who do it in person
whether it be going down a rabbit hole
or with a little taxi to find their way in
can be quite magical.
Or even menacing.
But don't worry, it looked like we were going
through the jaws of a monster of the whale.
The same will fall on Pinocchio
for actually being transported to a magical place
called Storybook Land.
Oh, we made it to Storybook Land, baby.
And just to our right is London Park,
where Peter Pan and his darling children
first flew with the help of Tinkerbell Fixie Dust
to Neverland, where they will never, ever have to grow up.
Never grow up.
Okay, you guys wanna know how many miles
we've done so far today?
I don't think we've really done a lot.
I'm not expecting it to be huge.
Although I am exhausted.
Ooh.
What are we at?
Guys.
How many miles?
Only at 1.9 miles.
Here, let me see your group on it.
We're at 5,000 steps.
Okay, well, we're halfway there.
There's a stroller problem, stroller-stealing problem
here that Marvin told us about.
This is very easy.
Like that one, though.
We say no to that.
That one, yes.
Yeah, that is funny.
Oh, you know, I would bring someone
just to be on Stroller Patrol.
Like, literally just to watch it.
Yeah, I just think you like to give your mom jobs.
You don't have a baby, Trisha.
No, I do, but you're on Stroller Patrol.
Hi.
Hi, Monica.
Mickey's Movies, guys, where we keep all the films
he's made since 1928.
If you're ready, then we're gonna go right this way.
Ooh, it's so scary in here.
It's Mickey Mouse.
Come on in.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
Hi.
We can help you guys out with anything.
Okay, awesome.
Oh, my gosh.
Look how cute.
Yes.
Matching, matching?
Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, you got the face.
That was your moment.
I'm just joking.
No, you're good.
All right, one more.
Hey.
Is this yours?
Yeah.
Does it move, or is it stuck on there?
It stays there, yeah.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, a little bit.
Oh, my God.
It's so exciting.
This is so exciting.
Yeah.
This is so cool.
So I'm gonna meet you.
Should we take a picture?
And can I say, sir, I like the temperature in here.
Very nice and cool.
Yes.
Very, very, very cool.
Can I have you two lift up your hats a little bit?
Your eyes.
There we go.
All right, and look right this way.
Great.
Nice.
That's really cool.
Thank you so much.
That's awesome.
This is awesome.
Can I get the same photo?
Yeah.
I guess you can.
We're both Mickey fans.
Okay.
Big smiles.
One, two, three.
Okay, can you guys look at me now?
Okay.
Ready, one, two, and three.
Good job.
Hey, there we go.
All right, well, get some rest.
Have a good Memorial Day.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you, guys.
You guys had a great time.
Okay, you too.
Thank you for having us.
That was great.
That was so cool.
I literally felt like I met a celebrity
and not anything funny.
Didn't that feel like a celebrity?
Yeah, if you let yourself believe that, yes, it does.
Why did you get your kids there?
That's magical.
That's cool.
That was so cool.
I don't know why we didn't do that before.
There's so much to do here, huh?
It's like you can't.
Like, I know.
It's kind of crazy that they developed something
that is kind of endless.
It's endless because we've been here
a bunch of times together.
Right.
This is our third time and you're like,
it's always the same.
But no, we've done all these different things now.
True.
Where are we going?
Say it again, Mara.
We are going to Disney California Adventure Park
so you can see Frozen.
There's a whole reason we came
because last time we didn't get to see Frozen
and I kept like hinting to everybody,
are we sure we don't want to see Frozen?
Everyone's like, no.
I was like, oh my God, that's the only thing I want to see.
I'm so excited.
I'm going to get my miles in now.
Get to walk over to California Adventure.
And we got to come back this way, babe,
so you're going to get lots of-
Oh, we're going to come back this way?
Yeah.
Love it.
Another secret of Disneyland.
That is-
Mickey keeps his place very cold.
Yes.
Mickey also wears makeup.
You notice that?
It looks like on the table.
He did?
Did he?
I was like, wait, is it Mickey or Minnie we're meeting?
Was that Mickey or Minnie?
That was Mickey, right?
He had makeup on.
You're welcome to the luxury.
Oh.
You think I look like Beauty and the,
we look like Beauty and the Beast?
I think you look like the Beast.
And I'm obviously the Beauty.
I don't know, Beast was looking pretty good.
You would say that.
Looking really muscular.
Looked like he ran 4.5 miles yesterday.
So we're meeting who?
Anna and Elsa.
Okay.
And they don't have heads, they're real people.
They're real people.
Real people have heads too.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right.
I'm getting nervous.
What are you getting nervous about?
You don't think Elsa will like you?
I feel like I'm not going to be as pretty as them.
Oh no, yes you will.
All right, I guess we're going.
All right.
I see a lot of three-year-olds.
Yes.
Have fun, guys.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Oh my god.
Woo, thanks.
Oh my god.
This is the best day ever.
Eating popcorn, candy, watching Frozen,
in Disneyland, with my boyfriend.
My best friend, Marvin.
Marvin also caters to me too.
Things are like in Boyfriends and Best Friends.
People who cater to me and act like
the world revolves around me.
Jason has to do what he always has to do
and cater to me too.
Why do you think we're here, Marvin?
Why are you guys here?
Because we're catering to her.
Oh, can I just say?
Because I said it this morning.
I mistakenly said it.
I was like, want to go to Disneyland?
I called right away.
I'm like, I got book tickets.
Yeah, so I was hanging out backstage on standby.
And they called me and they said,
you're going on tour right away.
And I was like, really?
And they were like, yeah, they're gonna be here
in 30 minutes.
I was like, oh, okay, then I'm gonna go.
Really, do people not book last minute?
Usually not like that close.
Really?
Meet Trisha Paytas.
That's so crazy.
We also have a different guy named Debbie.
What happened to Debbie?
Debbie's still around.
She was in the lobby.
Because they said, okay, Debbie's gonna be your guide.
And then I told Jason.
I'm like, oh man, I really, I love,
because I loved DJ last time.
I love like, I don't know what the word is.
Vibrant men that give us tours.
You know what I mean?
The ones that are outgoing.
So I was like, oh man.
Because I went on a tour with a girl.
She wasn't as outgoing as the men here.
So we said Debbie.
I was like, I should have said a man.
But I didn't want to be discriminatory.
So I was like, it's fine.
And then I got the email.
I'm like, Martin's gonna be your guide.
I'm like, what happened to Debbie?
Debbie probably got put on a different tour.
I saw her.
And Debbie's great.
I love Debbie.
She didn't want me to hit on Debbie.
That's what she said.
Well, that's not why.
That's what you said.
No.
No, I didn't.
But I like, like I said,
I connect really well with, you know, fun, outgoing dudes.
As I told you,
I'm like hanging around his dude friends all the day,
which are fine.
They're fine.
They're just not, you know, they don't get me.
Like you get me.
I get you.
Yeah.
They wouldn't talk about Courtney Act
and Alaska and all those people.
And Alyssa Edwards.
That's my point.
I love him.
You literally bought a best friend.
My life.
I did it.
I made it.
I made it through.
Pretty excited about it.
To be honest, Marvin,
she's been, you know,
she didn't want to do gardens of the galaxy today.
And she didn't bungee jump with me in Las Vegas either.
I know.
I'm a pansy.
But like, if your kids were here
and everyone wanted to go on gardens of the galaxy,
I'd be like, man up and be like, okay.
Like even the one your daughter loved made me sick.
But I was like, no, no, no.
She wants to go on it.
I'm going to do it.
I know.
That's why we had to come this time.
Cause they don't like little kid rides or shows.
So, got that out of my system.
Good. I'm glad.
So we're going to go right over here.
And there is a restaurant.
Who are you hitting me for?
You said good.
I'm glad.
Oh, I thought you said,
This back girl's so hot.
Yeah. Yeah.
Let's do it.
I love you.
I love you too, man.
Oh, I love you too.
I'm going through a breakup right now.
Oh, you are?
As like, oh my God.
I know.
I'm sorry.
It'll, it'll, it'll be okay.
It'll be okay.
Give it time.
Babe, gardens of the galaxy.
Let's brave it.
Then we can see it for the kids.
I'm bouncing up and down.
Then I'll be able to tell the kids
if it's good or not.
Oh, you don't have a bra?
You're going to have to eat.
It's going to hurt.
Just hold on to your.
No, it doesn't work like that.
We're not here to have fun.
We're here to work and vlog.
That's what you needed for today.
And that's what we're doing.
I'm pretty sure that would be vlog worthy.
No, you're not allowed to vlog on that ride.
To be able to talk about it after.
And even your friends,
Jason used to be like,
Oh my God, I would look at his abs and be like,
Whoa, what?
Like he'd be shirtless at Coachella.
And like, that would suck.
If I had friends that were like,
Oh, she sure used to be such a babe.
You used to look like Pamela Anderson and that,
but nobody knows me like that.
You know what I mean?
So, sorry.
And with me, right?
You know what I mean?
Like, it's bad to go down from being hot.
I can only go up.
I guess the lucky thing for Jason is like,
dad bod is in, right?
Yeah.
I don't know if Jason wants to have dad bod,
but it is.
And I love it, to be honest.
Oh my God.
I literally thought I was going to throw up.
I don't know you guys.
Sorry, thanks.
No.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
Oh no, that was a-
Wasn't that bad.
I was like-
Those drops are crazy.
Cause I always date people like this person,
who's like a big buddy dot on everything.
Oh no, we gotta go.
We can't stay the whole day.
Yeah.
But look who came through.
I came through today.
I knew it meant a lot to you.
So I said, okay.
Honestly, I owe you everything.
Would I rather be home right now
watching Anderson Cooper?
Yes, I would.
But he does it cause he loves me.
But I also, I love Marvin's company too.
Oh, okay.
Well this whole week, I won't fight with you.
Oh, all right.
I love it.
Q2 tomorrow, me.
I can just say, I stayed for Fantasma.
Yeah.
Fantasmic.
He said Fantasia, now he said Fantasma.
We need to get the branding right.
Is this right?
Fantasma's like a disease where you can't breathe, right?
Right?
Is it?
I think it is.
I've never heard of that.
I need the inhaler for that one.
My bad.
Got it.
Fantastic and Mickey combined.
Ah, got it.
Honestly, that macaroon was good.
And now I feel really sick from it.
I can feel that sugar running through.
It was so sugary and I was like, this is amazing.
That's why I'm quitting the sugar this week.
Oh, I'm on board with that, honey.
Don't do it.
No, I'm on board with not eating sugar this week with you.
Great.
Like, honestly, I can feel this feeling now.
Don't get mad at me
when I bat the cookies out of your hand.
How about this week only you're allowed to say no sugar?
Okay, no sugar.
And I'll listen to you.
Okay, no sugar.
No other things, though.
Don't say no to food.
Although, yeah, last night I should've listened to you
to say no more food.
Oh my God.
I was just really annoyed.
That makes me so mad.
No, thanks for staying with us.
Don't even think about it.
This is my point.
I always kind of feel bad.
Maybe they thought they were gonna go home early
and then they're like, oh.
I mean, like, there's times where, like,
we go through, like, five shifts
where we don't go on a tour.
And, like, you think, like, okay,
it's gonna be just another one of those days.
And it's a surprise.
But in the same token,
I'm absolutely prepared to stay with you guys.
I love that.
Thank you.
Yeah, thank you.
You have to be.
Like, I signed up to be a tour guide at Disneyland.
Yeah.
Aw.
And so that means, you know,
sometimes you don't make plans in the evening.
Oh, yeah.
I never even thought about that.
Did we ruin his plans?
No.
He had to have me.
No.
He might have.
If you weren't this tall,
I don't think I would like you this much.
If I wasn't this tall?
Yeah.
How superficial.
What about my personality?
I suck.
Oh, he's back.
I like girls with full lips, big boobs,
small waist, and a fat booty.
Girls.
I like tall guys.
Guys.
It's true, because guys are like,
oh, I'm gonna get little guys.
They're like, oh, I need this, this, and this.
Well, I don't say that about girls.
I don't say it.
That's true.
You take what you can get.
That's what I like about you.
I'm desperate.
Jason might like petite girls before me,
but he's like, oh, none of them wanted me,
so I go with Trish.
It's okay, babe.
It's not true.
I got the goods, too.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, your battery's about to die.
What happened?
I know you're full,
but do you want a churro?
Oh, yeah.
Babe, we just said no sugar, no churros.
Starting next week.
You just told me you were sick.
So Jason's trying to talk me out of getting a churro,
because Trish, you've gained weight.
We just had a whole conversation about no sugar.
Jason just told me, Trish, you've gained too much weight.
You cannot have a churro.
Not what I said.
She goes, because last night, we went to that place,
and I go, babe, maybe don't eat anymore.
I'm just gonna go get ice cream.
She got really mad.
Then she got home in the bed.
She was like, oh, I'm sick.
And then just now on the bridge, she goes, you were right.
You were right, Jason, about trying to stop me
from eating more last night,
because I felt so sick last night.
And then she just had a frickin' macaroon.
Not a whole one.
Not a bite.
Whatever, and she was like, I'm just so sick
from that macaroon, and I said no sugar this week.
She goes, babe, I'm doing it.
No sugar this week.
Then what does she do?
She comes down here, and she gets a churro.
It's still the weekend.
It ain't that.
It's Monday.
Oh!
You can see all the Disney characters are there.
Snow White, Giddy and the Beast, they're on top.
Uh-oh, this is crowded.
Oh, man.
You were right.
I know, I knew it was gonna be a little crowded.
Eh, we'll get through it.
Where's the dragon?
There was no dragon.
What's another two hours here?
It did not go up.
It usually goes up.
Really?
Today, it did not.
You think there's some technical errors?
I have to say there probably were.
I was like, that was anticlimactic.
Next time.
Oh.
There'll be a big dragon.
I want to see a dragon, like Game of Thrones.
You'll see one.
I like how Marvin says that a lot.
Next time.
Everything's next time.
It's a big one.
Next time.
Telling you to come back.
Telling my dad.
Next time.
Aw.
Next time.
Next time, kid.
Aw.
Never comes back.
Oh.
So triggering.
No, I think it's good to say next time,
because he's inviting us to say,
hey, this doesn't have to be a once a year thing.
It's been twice a year,
and the year's not even halfway over yet.
Some of that pixie dust in the jar.
That's right, that's right.
Well, we really did it.
Full day.
Signing off.
Trisha's vlog, Marvin's vlog, Jason's vlog.
David's vlog.
Thank you for sharing your time with me.
Let me get the shout out real quick.
Today's shout out is Carla.
Carla, thank you so much for watching.
Guys, the Views tour starts June 9th.
In Boston.
It's gonna be so incredible.
We're planning so many cool things for you guys.
Cannot wait to meet you live.
Cannot wait to perform.
It's gonna be awesome.
Anyway, that's our Disney vlog.
I hope you liked it.
I mean, I would say that, you know,
Trisha wanted to come here.
I'm glad I came.
Disney's always a magical place.
It's always fun.
You missed Buzz Lightyear.
Buzz Lightyear?
I saw him.
Me too.
Grand total for the miles today.
Oh gosh.
6.5 miles.
15,626 steps.
Wow, we might hit the 16,000 steps.