TRISHA AND JASON SWIM WITH SHARKS!

It's pretty, ah, it's going through some stuff right now. Yeah, well, mine too, but we only got an hour left of daylight. Okay, I'm gonna take about five. Babe, that's when the sun goes down. You don't wanna take five minutes, just sit for a minute? Also, the bugs are getting worse. Oh my God, who are you? No, I'm just saying, I didn't feel them the first couple days, you said you were getting bit, and now I am getting bit, but I didn't get bit the first couple days. Well, then we gotta go in the water so they don't bite you. There was just a woman drowning over there, and we do so much YouTube, and I'm around so many gags. Trisha and I, our first instinct was like, oh, they're doing a bit, they're joking. Yeah, literally, because she was doing, and it was from a movie, she was flailing her hands, she was pushing the guy down, he's like, get off me, and she's waving her cart down, and I'm like. And they're in four feet of water. That's what I didn't understand, because when I saw them grab her, she stood up. She just panicked. But I thought, from the outside, it kind of looked like they were both being pulled or something, and I thought there was an animal in there or something, and then I. I thought so too. And then you were going right in, and I'm like, Jason, what if they're like, there's something attacking them. I thought that maybe they were in quicksand or something. Oh. Well, I mean, that was brave of you to go in there. I was just like, we didn't really know what was happening. And two other people got in there too, so that was good. You wanna go snorkel? Yeah, let's go. Got a little push underneath there. Yeah? Well, hands off, Trisha. This is a no-grab zone. Oh no, that's not how it works. Read the signs. This is for serious Luganarian aficionados. That's it. You sound like a nerd right now. Don't you feel better? I feel better after exercising, after eating a big meal. It's like, oh, okay, you're getting some of it off, you know? Do I look like Brooke Shields in the Blue Lagoon? Something's on my foot. Shut up. A fish went by my foot. Do you look like Brooke Shields? Uh-huh. Yeah, a little bit. You're a hot girl in a lagoon. How's that? Does that help? Yeah, basically. Jason has a tough time giving compliments these days. Jason has a tough time giving compliments? These days. Are you joking me? All you ever do is tell you how pretty you are. Yeah, but I also wanna- And how funny you are. You know what, we got the muffins out of the way, so those are done. Those are the two I wanted to do. We jumped off a boat. We snorkeled twice. Not only did we jump off a boat, we had to swim against that current like three times. Being on the boat with all the sun, the sun like takes it out of you on top of that. Yeah, I'm gonna sleep good tonight. I'm like in that bed, and I'm just like, **** off. It's like, that's heaven. I know, that is heaven, yeah. Trish, I'm impressed. Thank you. You're like getting us back. I'm back here filming all the action for the vlog. Great, hon. So glad. Are y'all getting married while you're here? No. I just said that. I wish. Why does every woman talk about marriage? Every single woman. A guy would never do that. Hey, y'all getting married? Really? Elvis did that at my birthday. That's because you paid him $5,000. I didn't say to say propose. It's so awkward, especially when you don't. I'm like, oh, no. When I don't, we've been dating for four months. Hey, I know y'all having a fun day. Lots of fun, enjoying each other's company with no stress on the relationship, but let me throw this A-bomb in the middle of the lagoon so y'all can think about that. This is us, guys. We're matching. That means we're having way more fun than if we weren't matching. Trisha's taught me a lot about matching. Before I met Trisha, I would have never, ever, ever thought to match with my significant other. And Trisha has showed me the ways of matching. We need to coordinate a little more when we dress up. I just think we don't coordinate enough with that. We need to work on that next. Sure, like a Broadway show. Well, anyway, we're having fun with this GoPro. Hey, check this out. You guys want to see underwater? Well, it's raining here today, so Trisha and I are just gonna eat, I guess. Oh, this is great footage. Nice shirt, where'd you get it? Oh, android.co slash Jason Nash. The lady, when I sat down, she goes, oh, pretty. No, she didn't. But I thought she meant the shirt. I looked at the shirt, I was like, oh, not the shirt. That shirt. Where'd you get it? We don't have those kind of things on the island. What do you got over there? This is my friend's bread selection. Oh, yeah, the bread here is really good. It's insane. Ooh, peanut butter. You got me this yesterday and you got me hooked on it. Those look like nice bagels. I'm gonna get an omelet. Yeah, but the problem is we did a boat tour yesterday, so it's kind of like literally the only reason we booked it was to do the lunch thing because we thought it was cool in the water. Okay, yeah, we probably could just cancel that then. Okay, thank you. Bye. We go on a four-hour tour, snorkeling only, no lunch, no sharks. I'm like, that's literally the reason we booked this. It was literally, I think it was like $2,000 or $2,500 for this tour, and I was like, well, that's like the two things we wanted to do, and he's like, I promise you, you will snorkel in a different spot. So, I guess we'll just cancel it. Maybe we're gonna see if we can, I do wanna see the sharks and stuff, though. Did you say maybe if it let up, we could go? Or is it too late? Like, if it stopped raining right now, we could still go, right? We didn't eat that much, did we? I had, for bread alone, I had 11-pound cake, peanut butter toast, two peanut butter toasts, because you didn't eat your toast. I just had almost a whole bag of them. About six pieces of bacon, two portions of scrambled eggs, two hash browns. I think I ate enough for like three people. Corinna wrote, Tricia Paytas is a body-positive queen. I've never seen someone so effortlessly confident. Oh, Corinna wrote that? Mm-hmm. It's already sunny. Yeah, and now it's 8.45, so our boat could have left by now. Why don't we just call them back and be like, hey, let's just do it? Well, maybe we should call concierge and just say, look, let's go home. It's like not raining anymore, because then that way we'll do four hours and then we'll have the rest of the day. Okay. You got so jealous. You get so jealous if I'm not paying attention to you for five minutes. 35 minutes. 35 minutes? I'm not talking. What are you talking about? We've been sitting here. Babe, I cannot, I cannot keep this up. It's like I'm in a play and I'm like, I gotta constantly put the show on. We're just chilling. I'm seasoned. I can't keep up with my girlfriend because all she does is talk, eat and talk and put all this food, all this food in my tummy and I'm so mad and annoyed. I can't say I love my girlfriend and miss her. I can't say I love my girlfriend and miss her? No, you can't say it. I did say it. I say it all the time. How could I miss you? We've spent every hour together. We've spent the past 35 minutes together. We've been in the same room. We've been talking. What are you talking about? My name's Jason and I don't miss my girlfriend. I don't love my girlfriend because we're in the same room, so I can't love her and I can't miss her if we're in the same room. Abused. We've been spending every minute together. My name's Jason and I fall asleep during daddy's home too. Your impression's pretty good. I'll give you that. This is Jason. It doesn't matter, I'm upset. This is what I'm hearing. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Well, you know what? I won't talk for the rest of the day. Yeah, good. I don't want you near me anyways. Get out of my hair. I am busy. You love a belly shot. Come get this belly shot. I ate so much bread. My belly couldn't be fatter right now. I don't want to get severed. There is a little issue. What's the issue? With the boat. That's why they didn't want us to go out because this doesn't work. What's the issue? I don't know. He said there's a little issue. That's all he said. So when, what's that mean? Should we not go out on it? Is it gonna sink? They're gonna fix it. They said to wait in the room and for me to focus on my Instagram post until they call. That's what they said. Wait, I don't understand. Did they really say wait in the room for them to call us? They did. Yeah. And they said, don't speak to each other. He says, have some quiet time. Today's been a weird day because we can't get this boat going. I know. It's really, we usually have an activity already going for us. Like it's already happening. We're already in motion. Why don't you perform a one man show about your life for me? Go ahead. You can start whenever. Make it as long as short as you want. You can't just put me on the spot. I have to work. I'll do mine. I have to work. Okay. This is Jason wanting to do his own one man show for me. Okay. Okay, baby. Oh, my name is Jason Nash. I was born in Boston, Massachusetts. I have a sister and a dad and a mom. I was born. I came out of vagina, oh yeah. And I was 10 pounds and two ounces. Shut up. I was 10 pounds and two ounces too. I was a fat baby. Babe, I'm going. I was too. Who else here in the audience was 10 pounds and two ounces? I was. I, babe. Anyone here also a baby that was 10 pounds? Babe, I was. No? No one here? Jason. Oh, Trisha. Take my hand. Oh, I don't have to take it out? No, you don't. You can stay there. I know your stomach is hurting from all of the French bread that you ate. Trisha, Trisha, Trisha, Trisha, Trisha. You skipped half of your life. You skipped college and working. I was trying to get you interested. I went right to you. Oh, okay. Good call. Hi, my name is Trisha. Hi, my name is Jason. Hey, I think you're really cute. I'd never said that to you. Yes, I know. Yes, I know that I'm cute. Do you want to do a mukbang? Yes, I do. Babe, you're not talking to me. I'm upset. Please don't be upset just because I don't talk to you every 10 seconds. I think that was pretty good. No, there was no ending. You have to end it. Oh, this is you. My name's Trisha and I'm gonna stab you. Oh my God, Jason. That's how our story's gonna end is with me killing you. I hope not. Jason! Too soon for that joke. Why did you have to kill me? I just wanted to post an Instagram photo on Mother's Day. First of all, here's you. You look stunning. And let's not forget that the clouds behind you look amazing. That's just an amazing photo. Here's mine, same spot. I mean, I just hate it. Let me see. Babe, you look so good in that. I look so fat. Your stomach is so flat. It's not fat, it's all, look how big it is. Honey, you have like, look at the definition on the sides and down the middle. That's not definition, that's my stomach sticking out and that's the shadow. Oh my God, you literally have issues, like so many issues, like more issues than any girl I've ever met. Cause I got issues. You got them too. Give them all to me and I'll come back to you. You know that one? No. All right guys, we're gonna go see the sharks now. It's been a long delay all day. We're gonna have a great day. You know why? I have to get eaten by a shark. You hope I do? Yeah. Whoa, what a great video that'd be. What a great video that would be. Do your impression of me, go ahead. Okay, I'm gonna look in this battery and then we're gonna have a great day today. It's gonna be a great day and I'm gonna walk out. Have a good day. Wait, do I have everything? Honey. I'm doing the best I can. You have the keys? If this is your best, we need to work on it. Yeah, if you're a therapist out there and you want to counsel us, we're available. Available to counsel? And I feel like a therapist, we'd be like a therapist's dream. Oh yeah. Because there'd be just so much to attack. Probably might need two. Two therapists? A whole team of people. We just go every day to therapy. It's like our morning ritual, coffee and then therapy. Look at the waves, wow. They look so long. Last night she revealed to us that she actually can walk faster. We see couples holding hands everywhere and it's literally like we're like little ducklings. He's like papa duck and I'm baby duck. We just follow each other in a line. Me and Jason have a new single coming out June 9th. Yeah. To be performed live on our own tour. Let's do it. What's the song called? I love Trisha Paytas. Hi. Booyah. Booyakashay. How you doing? Nice to see you, I'm Jason. Jason, nice to meet you. This is quite the ride you got here. Wow. This is amazing. I like this. You like it? Yeah, she did great. Yeah, I think it's really cool. Lady first. Lady first? Lady's first. Why everything first? Everything, lady's first. Lady's first again, Ian. I'm ready. I hope it goes well. Me too. You're not gonna do it? I think you should. Well, if you're not gonna do it, I'm not gonna do it. No, maybe you have to do it for the vlog. Well, what if one of us gets bit? That's why I stay in the boat. You'll love me if I lose an arm out here? Yeah, I would eat you. There it is. Oh my God, there's a shark. Oh my God. Oh my God, there's two. There's two right there. Holy cow. There's another one. Oh my God, there's 10. Oh, there's no. Oh, hell no. I'm not getting in there. Oh no. Oh yes. Can they sense fear? Yes. So, just be relaxed. Don't worry, be happy. Have you had anyone get bit? No. Oh my God, they're following the boat. Oh. They're literally like, Trisha, Trisha, you gotta see this. I know, I'm so scared. Trisha, there's like 20 of them. Trisha. Holy cow. Oh no. Why are they following the boat? They know there is food. There's food? Are you gonna feed them? It's you. Okay, give me your camera. You're not gonna do it? No, you gotta go in. I'm doing it, babe. Babe, I'll be so proud of you. I'll be so jealous forever. What's the goal here? Oh, babe. They look babies. They don't look too big. They're baby sharks, huh? They're babies, but so what? They don't wanna eat whole humans. They're tiny. This is the scariest thing ever. I can't believe you're doing this, babe. I can't either. It's gonna be good. If they bite, they don't take your arm off, right? They just bite the thing above us. Yeah, they're gonna sense the fear, babe. Don't, be just calm. Just think of like little baby kids. They just wanna love. Are you coming in with me? Yeah, of course. He's like, nope. Think of the Instagrams. Think of the thumbnail. I don't care. What's the plan if they start attacking us? Hello, it's me. It's okay. I'm so good friend for you. Yeah, be sweet to them, babe. Be like, hey, babe. Hey, babies. Please, don't try to touch the shark. I won't, don't worry. Just look, babe. Don't pet them. They're not dogs. There's a stingray right there. Oh my gosh. Literally right there. What about that? Does that bite? No. You're gonna be so happy you did this, honey. It looks so cool. How do you feel? It's crazy. You wanna do it? I don't think so. You know, but they stayed away from you. Yeah, they did. They're kind of just chilling. I think you got some really cool pictures. My friend was like, they sedate the sharks and pour four of it. We didn't do that. Yeah, I don't think these sharks are sedated. It's kind of cooler though. It's like in their natural habitat. Honey, that's the shot right there if you can get in the middle of them. No. Yeah. It's not as scary you on a boat. You in the middle of them is scary. You're fine. They love you. Look, can you go out more that way? Well, this big thing's in the way. It doesn't look as good. Problem is, is like, they're so far out there and you're so close to the boat. So you can't really see what's going on. I can zoom in if you get out there. Yeah, you can see them behind you. Yeah, if you could get more that way. Perfect, right there. There's a ton of sharks right now by you. No. Yes, babe. You got it? I think so, yeah. There's a ton. That was a good shot. What do you got there, a little tuna? It's a tuna. Normally, I took a starfish. Ooh, look at them go. Wow. Whoa. Wow. Oh my God. Now, if I were to go in there right now, what would happen? Would they bite, maybe? No. No? I wish I could've like, really enjoyed it. You know what I mean? But I was in there like, oh God. I don't know how you could've enjoyed that. I couldn't enjoy it before you. I was so scared. It was good, but it was definitely exhilarating. Yeah? Are you glad you did it? Yeah. Yeah, I'm glad I did it. I think maybe if I got a chance to do it again, I'd be better at it. Yeah. Sometimes, there is a big mooring here over there. Ooh, that sounds good. You coming too? No. That's scary. Wow, look at that. Wow. Oh my gosh. Oh my God, isn't it crazy? God, they're like super jelly, jelly fishy. Really? I feel really cool. All right. Go babe. Oh my God. Woo! It's so scary. Oh, look at them. They're all coming. Oh! Yee-haw! You see the ice? Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. No, no. Once everybody please hit like and subscribe. Tweet me at Jason Nash, Instagram at jasonnashcities. Shout-out is Lex. Lex, thank you so much for watching. Guys, hope you're enjoying these vlogs from Bora Bora. We'll have a couple more for you. There's a special treat I have for you right now. Oh my God. I made the outro. I heard it, I came running. You're not getting a shout-out this time. Take that. So we're back from Bora Bora but we just got back so we'll have a couple more videos and go over to Trisha's channel because she'll be posting all kinds of stuff too. So go check out her videos which are going up soon. Now we're back onto land so we can upload appropriately. Also the Views tour. Nine cities this summer. Me and David are taking our podcast Views live on tour. You can come and see us. Scotty's gonna perform. Heath's gonna perform. Tati's gonna perform. Zane's gonna come out and be a part of the show. Zane did the Chicago show last time. It was really funny. Killed it? Yeah he did some really funny stuff and special guests maybe if we can convince her to come. You know she's gonna miss me guys and you know that when it comes time that I have to go to Lynn, Massachusetts or San Jose or I have to go to Denver. Oh Trish is gonna be calling her travel agent and booking a first class flight or she'll helicopter in. But anyways the point is go get some tickets. Viewstour.com and buy them and if you want to get meet and greet tickets you can meet us too. It's gonna be an awesome show. I'm so excited and we did a bunch of shows last year. We did Chicago. We did New York. We did Boston. We did San Francisco and they were just super fun and after the show we hung out with tons of people and we went out on the street and met everybody and then tomorrow I think we're gonna do a video, the six of us, sort of a sit-down video promoting the show. So look for that on my channel. Heath and Scotty and all of us getting together. This is what my life is like by the way guys. Suddenly someone's blowing bubbles behind me. I gotta go help Trish with something. I love you guys. Check out the merch also. Fanjoy.co backslash Jason Nash. Buy some merch if you can and we'll be recording a new podcast tonight. Well that that's not a promo. I'm just letting people know if they watch the pod they listen to the podcast and one will be done tonight so they know they're gonna have it in their box this morning. I'm not trying to get those people are already on board. We have a good