STAR WARS GIRLFRIEND LIGHTSABER BATTLE

Oh no, no! David! Nice teamwork, fat man. What's up, guys? Welcome to the vlog. Had a great weekend. Friday night, we finished editing, and then we were all invited to Vardon's baptism, which they were talking about for weeks. You come! You have to come to baptism! They started telling us about it in August, and we finally went, and let me tell you, it was an incredible night, and it was the most fun I've had in a long time. I love you so much! How is your newfound fame on the internet? I f***ing love it. I love all my fans. It's my laugh that got me famous. I just want to say, I was born with this laugh. How many drinks did you have? None, because I follow the law, Jason. All right, so you're not drunk. I believe you. No, I'm not. Yeah, I'm not. Is that regular water? The water is in here, Todd. You pour it from there. You get this on your vlog, ready? Yeah. Corinna who? Look at Corinna's face! You wouldn't do it. I would. Don't move in on her man. That's my man now, bitch. You know, it's like, I only drink water. That's the thing. You know, I'm just happy to see you. Get some shots of you, bro, because I watch your vlogs. You gotta be in them more, you know? Yeah, I hear you. Look at this cute face, all right? Don't drop the camera, drunkie. This beautiful facial hair. That's what I keep saying. Amazing chiseled jawline right here. And for the age that you are, that's really incredible. Full head of hair. You're looking good for your age, bro. I really mean that. Thank you, Nick. Yeah, I got you, dude, for sure. Well, that's the part of the vlog that I put in to convince you guys that I'm attractive. Yeah, make sure. Because I do edit the vlog and I control what goes in and out. Jason and Brandon look like they can be father and f***ing son. But what Jason did is f***ing pulled his son into drugs. Like, when he was 13, they were just sitting next to each other. He's like, hey son, you're 13 years old, how do you know me? I'm sorry. No, no, look, Jason is the son. And then f***ing pulled me out of it. All right. That's a pretty good burn. Alex looks like a... Brandon, this has nothing to do with it. I know, but you're right there. I can't, he's so lovable. Look at that, you're on Twinkies. Oh, low brow. This is what he told me to say to you. You look like a 17-year-old on Twinkies. That's almost funny. What are you doing? What is that? I'm just kidding. It's the Norwegian soap. That was a bad idea. Wasn't my idea. Not the right place to do that. I should have thrown it back. I should have been the bigger man. Isn't this the boys' bathroom? Yeah. So what are you doing up here? What are you doing here? Big Nick is drunk. David's about to get kicked out. You got my face. Nick had two sips of a Mike's Heart lemonade. We can't go to one event, and not be YouTubers. The two kids are talking to Nick drunk, helping him out. Hey, everyone have a good night. Watch his leg. What have you always wanted? Friends. Everyone have a good night. I don't know, I don't have anything. Vardon, stop it. Vardon, socks. I love socks. Vardon. Yes, I do. I'm not buying you socks. David, close the door, he'll run out. Bye, Vardon. Vardon, I'll help you get a Christmas gift for David. You call me, all right? Oh, yeah, remember, I still have your number. We'll text each other. All right, bro. Jonah, this is unreal. Try, Jonah. Wait. Thank you, Jonah. These Armenians are attacking. Good luck. I'm sorry we're leaving you. I'm so sorry, Jonah. You guys get home on time. We have to save ourselves. Holy. We must team up to fight against the most good-lookingest one. Oh, my jaw had attacked me. David, why did you infiltrate the Baltimore Ravens locker room? I was watching you today during our life saver fight. Yeah. I was just watching you miss stuff with your vlog camera. What did I miss? You're just really like, like it was exactly like in the video, in Zane's video. You're delayed by half a second every time you turn. So your eyes see it first and then you register it with your arms and you're like, my arms need to move now because it's holding my vlog camera. Such great content that was happening. Well, I'm just saying, the cooler it's shot, the more greater it could possibly be. I don't know what you're talking about. So anyways, I was gonna ask, what's your plans for 2018, dude? No way, Todd. Seriously? That's sick. What do you do? That's my company. I was just testing his speed. Jason turns the camera off. What is it, dude? Cold here this morning in Los Angeles. 61 degrees. Chilly. Sorry for those of you on the East Coast. I had a great day yesterday. It's probably my favorite day of the year. And that's when Wyatt and Charlie play their annual show at the Mint. And here are some clips. It's especially cool because Wyatt got to rap and sing for the first time. Usually he just plays guitar and is too afraid to sing. So we were all really nervous for him. But take a look. ♪♪♪ That was awesome, Wyatt. Hi, nice to see you. You doing good? Yeah. This is awesome. It's so fun. So much fun. Wyatt, you did so good. You did so good. So proud of you. You ready to go? I think you're supposed to stay for all the other bands. Oh, okay. Last time we flew out, everybody left and we were the last band. So I don't want to leave you in the last band, too. Okay. Did you have fun playing the show? Yeah. You did? Really fun. What do you think about when you're up there? Were you nervous or not? At first I was nervous at the start. I went to the bathroom though and then I felt better. It's the same thing at Auntie Barry's party. Yeah. I was really nervous, but the whole time I really needed to go number two. Yeah. And after I go number two, I'm not as nervous. Yeah. Oh boy, that's perfect. Last time I get a phone, last time I get a phone call, you know, Big Nick says I'm not in my vlogs enough. So I'm going to, I'm doing, I'm going to get people like this. You've been taking the Big Nick critique. Have you been reading the Big Nick self-help book? Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty good. I mean, I do the audio. You do the audio book. So listen, last night I get a text at 1230. Brandon offers me to go to DuPars. And now you guys know our run with DuPars. It was a lot of fun. We had a nice run. But why don't we just do it again? I don't understand. I put on 40 pounds. That's why. Because of, it wasn't because of DuPars. It was because of DuPars. Don't blame DuPars. It's all DuPars. It wasn't DuPars' fault. You know that it was. It was your fault. DuPars was, don't, you're just like every other, you're like parents that blame violent video games for violent behavior. It has nothing to do with DuPars. DuPars, DuPars has nothing to do with your weight gain. Eating at 12 o'clock at night, eating french fries. Okay, do you know how many calories is in a pound? 3,500 calories is in a pound of fat. Do you know how many calories you would have to eat at DuPars collectively to gain 40 pounds at DuPars? I didn't gain 40 pounds. I gained 20 pounds. Just eating at DuPars? Just, yeah, no, there were other things. There were other moments that, you know, I don't blame on you. Are you going to pull a Jared Fogle? That was a bad thing to say. Are you going to pull a, well, there's no other person, Matt. There's no other person. That's the worst reference anyone's ever, Saturday Night Conversation. It used to be a great reference. What I'm trying to say, Jason, is let's go to DuPars right now. All right, I'm in. It's not DuPars' fault. DuPars is a loving place. I'm going to go over there. Snap and we're in the DuPars commercial. Absolutely not. I will not go to DuPars. Come on, man. I'm going to go over there today. What for? I'm going to give it a funeral and say goodbye. To DuPars? I'm going to put sad music underneath it. All right, so you're going to, everyone's just eating their pancakes and you're going, excuse me, everyone, which is not a good thing for a white guy to say when he goes into a public place anymore, but anyways, excuse me, everybody. I have something to say. I'm going to shake everyone's hand. I'm going to put Big Sean's, a Big Sean song underneath it, you know, and then I'm just going to say goodbye to it. What's the Big Sean song? I hope you're going to make it on your own. And if you love yourself, you know you'll never be alone. I hope that you get everything you wanted and it's told. I hope it is the realest thing that you've ever known. Hope you get the pretty girls as pretty as a thing. Million dollar dreams and a million dollar things. When you get it all and remember the one thing. One man can change the world. All right, well, that was great, but just don't ever do it again. All right, I'd say never, like in your life, in your life. I'm in space. What's up everybody? Please hit like and subscribe. Tweet me at Jason Nash. Instagram at Jason Nash. Today's shout out is Shantanu. Let me double check that because I want to make sure I pronounce the name right. Yeah, Shantanu. Be sure to check out the merch. The link is in the description. Brandon, I'm sorry, there's no more DuPars. I love you. Jason. What? The only way you get out of DuPars is in a box. Out of the DuPars crew is in a box. Are you petting me right now? Good Brandon.