Norm Macdonald - THAT's the worst part.

I love Montreal, my god, you know, and call me an eternal optimist, you know, but I really believe in my heart that this is the year that the Expos are finally going to win it all. Montreal famous for a lot of things, you know, one of them being the greatest strip clubs in all of the world. Yeah, last night, are you aware of club super sex? Yeah, so last night I went to club super sex. I chose the soup, big mistake. Anyways, hey, how about that Caitlyn Jenner, huh? I personally have great, great admiration for Caitlyn Jenner because, you know, back in the year of our Lord, 1976, when I was a teenage boy, why, I saw Caitlyn Jenner here at the 1976 Olympics. She went by the name of Bruce back then and she won the decathlon and this is what I think. I think what a wonderful time. You see, it's all timing, you know, and now imagine how great it would have been for the transgender community if, when awarded that gold medal, Bruce Jenner said, hey, I'm a lady. And people go, god damn, the greatest athlete in the world is a lady. Would have really vaulted it, but no, he waits, waits until he is 65 years old. Now, you know, in all seriousness, I mean, in all honesty, is there really that much difference between a 65-year-old man? Well, I hate to bring it up, the elephant in the room. There's no elephant in the room, by the way, don't panic. What if there was an actual elephant in the room? I'm like, I don't want to bring up the elephant in the room. Yeah, no, go ahead. No, seriously. I think I should bring up there's an elephant in the room. No, go ahead. No, the elephant in the room, of course, here we are at Comedy Festival, and of course, this was the year of Bill Cosby, and this was tough on me as a comedian, and I'm sure on many of the comedians you'll see here tonight, because, you know, it was a trailblazing comic, Mr. Cosby, you know, and I remember growing up and listening to albums of his with my dad, and by god, I loved him, you know, and I tried to emulate. I really, really loved Bill Cosby, you know, and to sort of have this happen just made me so sad. You know, a friend of mine said to me, he said, Norm, you know, the worst thing about it is the hypocrisy, and I said, I don't think that's the worst part. Worst part, the raping. Then it would be the drugging that preceded the raping. Then it would be finding the drugs that would be used to drug the lady that you were going to rape. You know, it was a big, long list until you hit hypocrisy. That'd be way down there. As a matter of fact, I would venture to guess, and I don't know, I have no empirical evidence for this, but I would venture to guess that most rapists are hypocrites. There's a lot of rapists hanging around going, sure, I love to rape. I'm out front about it, goddammit. I'm no hypocrite. So anyways, that is how I feel about Bill Cosby and hypocrisy. I feel that it's just, you know, doesn't come into the equation at all. Like, you can never find a woman, a woman would never wake up all drugged up and ----, you know, Cosby cock in her face. Goddamn, what is that, a Cosby cock or something? Looked like a Cosby cock to me. Hypocrisy!