On today’s vlog, I tour David's new house, Carmelita hocks her march, John Stamos wants to date men, Charley gets scared by David, Scotty goes all romantic and Liza, David and I goof around at Josh Peck’s wedding.
Plus, Wyatt and Charley don’t want me on their basketball team, we prank Jake the Intern’s mom, Big Nik has a master business plan and Matt and Arielle are FINALLY DATING!!
Wyatt/Charley Bastketball Sketch shot and edited by Joe Vulpis
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Charlie's right here right now. I'm going to scare the crap out of her.
Alright, here we go.
I lied about what time it started because I knew these guys, they have very busy lives and they might be late.
I would not be mad at you.
You're like, you've done it before because I've lied to you before and you got mad at me.
You lied to me about a movie or something.
And you were like, I could have gotten ready, I could have put this in on my hair.
I'm sorry, I like to look good for you.
Jason lies about the time and you're like, that's really smart Jason.
You both were late for the record.
Yeah, we were both late.
I texted Josh today and I'm like, I have a really funny Carmelita bit, come by at 5 and we shoot it.
So we can't vlog there? He said straight up.
That's the only reason we're going.
Yeah, that is the reason we're going.
He said we can't vlog there.
What do you mean?
He's like, I think we should be able to.
He said, yeah, you know, I wouldn't vlog there.
No.
Oh, he told you this a while ago.
Yeah.
I thought he just texted you.
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, because he said it a while ago, it doesn't apply anymore?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, no.
Like no bits, you know what I mean?
Funny just happened or like Carmelita is very suitable for the situation.
Yeah, go for it.
I mean, I have Carmelita with me.
He showed up as Carmelita.
My God, this is the nicest kisser yet I've ever been to.
So is Ariel dating Matt Cutchell?
Did you know that?
She posted this and said, guess what guys, we are dating.
What?
Shut up, shut up.
Really?
Look, they're kissing.
This is not like a real kiss.
That's been coming on for a long time.
Are you guys dating?
That's a yes.
Oh my God.
That's adorable.
We're going to reenact Jason and Seth's scenes.
Congratulations.
Oh, what did you say?
I said, enjoy the magic while it's still there at first.
Is this for the wedding?
Going to Josh Peck's wedding.
I don't know how much I'm going to be able to film inside.
David says, go for it.
Hey David, you know what he said.
80 f***ing miles an hour.
All the truths come out in that moment.
What's up with Kristen?
What?
I'm in love with Jason.
Jason, I actually don't mind your kiss.
You don't crash.
I go, hey, listen.
What I said back there.
He definitely doesn't want us to Snapchat, right?
Is that what he said?
I'm assuming it's live.
This isn't a brand deal.
I don't remember him saying, don't Snapchat it.
This man or woman should not be together.
If anybody were to object, please do so now.
Can we use Snapchat?
Okay, I just took some pictures of Liza and David.
A fan of theirs came up and goes, that's so cool.
You have your own personal photographer.
Dave, what just happened?
You went up there to get a drink and they told you no?
They said I'm stupid.
This is Wyatt.
Wyatt's playing.
It's our family wedding.
My name's Josh.
Are you drinking a flower?
It just fell in there.
I'm going to eat that last.
Hey, you see any single ladies here?
I'm here with my friend John.
He's giving me dating advice.
What?
You want to date?
Matt and Ariel getting together.
Scott's first topic of conversation this morning.
My first topic?
Because Scott's a romantic.
Yeah, man, I woke up.
I was checking my Instagram stories and I saw Matt, Ariel.
So much love.
It just happened, man.
They got together.
They're both so good looking too that when you look at them,
you're like, it's an even better love.
It's such a beautiful romance because they're beautiful.
Alright, I'm at David's new house.
He's asked me to come over and see it.
Hey.
What's up, dude?
David, how are you?
Do you mind taking your shoes off just real quick?
Because I'm doing this new shoes off thing.
Oh, that's weird.
In my house, you've never taken your shoes off once.
No, I know.
But if you asked, I'd take them off in your place.
Sure.
Cool.
I've asked you to not bring goats into the living room.
Yeah.
But you have anyway.
There's a mirror.
Isn't that cool?
It's okay.
I mean, if you like looking at yourself, I guess.
Yeah, mirrors aren't for everyone.
Oh, whoa.
Foosball, huh?
That's the pool.
Stupid game.
What's this?
The laundry room?
No, this is the kitchen.
Look at this stove.
I heard this is a good stove.
I don't cook.
Yeah, but does it work?
Yeah, yeah, it works.
I don't see it.
Well, it's only one of them works.
They all work.
I just didn't turn them on.
Do you want to have some pineapple?
This is a special pineapple.
No, that's okay.
Thanks.
Look at all these dishes.
Already treating it like trash, huh?
It's one fork, Jason.
It's literally just one fork.
Cool.
All your friendships right here.
The view's actually one of my favorites.
How cool is this?
It's okay.
You can see Universal Studios down there.
Yeah, it's really something else.
It's okay.
You know, if you like gorgeous views, I prefer my basement apartment.
Actually, I have two kids here just hanging out.
Why?
Charlie, what are you doing here?
What are you doing at David's house?
How'd you guys get up here?
I flew them up here.
You flew them up here in what?
On the clickbait chopper.
The clickbait chopper?
What's that?
It's a new nickname I got for my jet.
It's on the roof.
Holy crap.
Oh, it's up there, man.
Oh, my God!
My pilot's doing a test run right now.
Who's your pilot?
Do you know Arnold Schwarzenegger?
That's my beautiful girlfriend, Liza.
She's so pretty and cute, by the way.
Yeah, I'm more of a Jenna Marbles guy.
What?
This is it.
This is the movie room.
What?
With reclining chairs?
No, this place is awesome.
You actually can't hear anything.
It's completely soundproof.
Actually, can I just have a second in here by myself?
Yeah, I mean, you want me to leave?
Could you leave for a second?
Yeah, I guess.
Are you good?
I'm great.
Okay.
****!
I love the place, Dave.
That was fun.
Fun.
It's more of my mom's room.
She's here?
Yeah.
Where is she?
Right in there.
Now he can see his mom.
I feel a lot safer about him maybe killing us.
Hi, I'm Jason Nash.
Hi, nice to meet you.
It's so nice to meet you.
Hi, Eve.
How are you?
Jake's a mate.
It's amazing.
Shit, we got more footage.
I gotta go.
I gotta upload this.
We're here.
David's Mansion.
David's Mansion, bro.
I feel like I earned this, you know?
Because I was subjected to all the ridicule.
So this is our house, Jason, if you really think about it.
Did he give you a key?
No.
How do I not have the keys to my own house, Jason?
You got a plan to get yourself a mansion like this one day?
My plan is as simple as this, man.
Spend it all in the casino in one night.
100K.
Flat.
I'm a gambler, dude.
And it's not healthy.
You've been gambling with your surgeries?
I've been...
My surgeons gamble against each other saying, hey, 200 bucks, this dude going to die today.
They gamble with each other.
Do you want to do boys versus girls?
No!
All right, fine.
It's me, Charlie, and Wyatt versus Jake and Joe.
Check.
Okay.
Jason.
Here you go.
What?
Yeah!
You're not on my team.
That's called defense, Jason.
Read a book.
Yeah, well, that's cheating.
Don't call for the ball if you're not on my team.
I forgot that you weren't on my team.
I didn't know you were going to fall for it.
Whatever.
Check.
Jason.
Oh, God.
Woo!
Will you stop calling me out on my team?
Charlie.
No, you're not on my team.
I'm not dumb like my dad.
Wyatt.
Pass it here.
No, you're just going to give it to Joe.
I'm not going to give it to Joe.
Give me the ball.
Come on, guys.
Just give me the ball.
Jason.
Joe.
What the heck just happened?
I don't know.
He keeps calling for the ball.
Then stop falling for it.
He has a friendly face.
Listen, Charlie, I can't afford to have you on our team anymore.
Fine.
I'll sit this one out.
Jason.
Take the ball from Charlie.
Woo!
I'm never going to pick him on this team again.
Congratulations on dating Ariel, Matt.
Oh, dude.
Thank you so much.
I've been getting a lot of love.
E-Harmony actually sent me a nice little belly balloon and a cake of flowers.
It's been great.
Shut that account down.
I'm officially off the market.
Hey, I checked out Ariel.
Instagram photo.
We were all buzzing about it on Saturday.
Everyone's talking about it.
Over here is Scott, Kristen.
They're saying this is like the relationship of their generation.
That's what they said.
But I noticed on Ariel's, it was weird because like, you know, it's like internet and it's
like, it's hard.
It's going to be like hard for your relationship because you guys are both public and you're
both on the internet.
I mean, you know what, Jason?
We're just doing what we're doing.
It's public.
That's what it is.
Yeah.
I noticed though on Ariel's photo when she announced, wow, that's a lot of likes.
I just noticed she didn't tag you in the photo.
She didn't tag me in it?
Ariel?
Can you come in here?
He noticed you didn't tag me in the, in the photo of us.
It was like a nice post and Jason is trying to stir up ---- as usual.
So he's not trying to stir up ----.
I mean, how many likes did he get?
Uh, this has 4 million likes.
That's a lot of likes.
Are you trying to stir ---- up or are you just?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Not at all.
I just, I just thought it was weird.
Because it's a love post.
Hey, we're going to, we're going to let this off camera.
Okay.
Yeah.
Love.
I'm so happy for you guys.
And that, that's awesome.
No, it doesn't matter.
Ariel.
It doesn't matter.
Like it's a love post.
I get it.
It matters to me.
Why?
Do you just want more followers?
I would like.
Hey, hey.
Wait.
I gotta go, Jason.
Yeah.
Well, maybe because it was a branded post too.
It said eat chalupas.
It was, it said Taco Bell.
Did you post that for Taco Bell?
It was a joke.
Well, do you even love me?
I don't know.
Everybody knows where to go to get the shirt.
The link is in the description and you can buy a shirt.
You know, I need a shirt.
I need the money.
You know, Jason need the money and we need the paper.
So go to the link in the description.
If you can't read, then just run the mouse over the area in the description and it go,
it go blue.
So when you see something go blue, then you know it's time to buy Carmelita merch.
Cause I know a lot of my fans can't read.
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Today's shout out is Lex.
Lex.
Thank you so much for watching.
I love you.
My man, Jay Boyce is here.
He is new to YouTube.
He's got a new YouTube channel.
Todd, you got any advice for Jay?
What?
Besides take my shirt off?
Oh.
I don't do that anymore, Jay.
I'm all about quality context.
It's content.
Quality content.
Oh, well, in that case.
Take your shirt off, baby.
Woo.
Oh, cool.
And now me.
Now me.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay.
Thanks, guys.
Did you ******* request it with Jay?
New Scott.
What's up?
Don't even talk to me.
What's up?