Yo Guys! Sorry about missing yesterday's video upload! I was in Texas on Chuck Norris' ranch for work and my computer fried out! Anyway, here is my Playlist vlog and I absolutely love this one. So glad I was able to save it off the hard drive! Shoutout to the Apple store in Sherman Oaks!
Watch Toddy have an alcohol fueled breakfast and my quest for food with Vincent and Big Nik! Plus, Bart and Shira try and set me up and David and I have a cool meetup. Thank you to all the fans who came out!
And check out my movie “FML” starring Brandon Cavillo, Bart Baker, Jessica Michel, David Dobrik, Liza Koshy, Alex Ernst, Ry Doon, Big Nik, Manon Mathews, Hannah Pilkes, Busy Philipps and Jimmy Tatro.
Also, check out my first movie "Jason Nash is Married" featuring Busy Philipps, TJ Miller, Andy Daly, Rob Corddry, Paul Scheer, Matt Walsh, H. Jon Benjamin, Andy Richter, Jerry Minor, John Ross Bowie and Mary Lynn Raskub.
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Let's see if they can see us or not.
Yeah, they can see us.
We're going to Orlando. Are you up?
Oh my god, you're sleeping. We have to go.
I know.
I woke you like a half hour ago. You went back to bed.
I was hoping you'd wake me again.
Oh my.
Did you see how early I went to bed last night? That's what a 43-year-old man's supposed to do.
43?
Yeah.
No.
10 p.m. in the sack, listening to non-anxiety music.
Alex wants us to pick him up, but I don't think we have time.
Oh no, we can't pick him up.
Because Todd overslept, Jason and Todd run the risk of missing their flight.
Is it okay?
Yeah, it's cool.
Are you pissed?
He wants us to pick him up?
Yeah.
Seven, eight.
Are you ready?
It's too close.
Because you know, sometimes you get caught on the 405 here.
I know.
Say bye to Scott.
You guys are really into saying goodbye. Don't wake him up.
No.
Hi, how you doing? Thanks for picking us up.
What kind of pants are they?
They're called back up.
Back up?
No, they're called back off.
Yeah, they're stretchy.
I want to get some more pants. I'll let you know.
Did you buy them online?
How do I do a split?
David had to teach me Venmo the other night.
He's embarrassing.
Jason, you don't know how to do Venmo?
Jesus Christ, Jason.
Woo!
Orlando, baby!
Yeah, get psyched!
Playlist Live!
That's good.
Mr. David.
Hey, boss.
I heard you the first time.
Oh, we did it for the camera.
We're recording it, dude.
When are you going to be at Playlist?
Never.
Orlando at 618.
Did you already pick up Alex?
No, we didn't have time.
So is he going by himself?
Yeah.
We're in the same flight, though.
And he's okay with going by himself?
Well, yeah, I hope so.
Well, he's a grown man.
I told him to spend the night.
I told him we woke up late and didn't have time to say goodbye.
Am I a speaker?
Yeah.
What the hell?
I'll think about it.
I thought when he said that, I thought he was going to have a surprise for me.
He's like, I found someone else.
What do you mean?
I found someone that's 50 and funny.
Yeah, no kidding.
I'm waiting for that.
I'm waiting for him to find Will Ferrell.
It's so nice not having him around.
Stress-free, you know?
It was nice having him not around, but then at the same time, I was kind of like...
I'm going to get some work done.
I was kind of bored, too.
There's, like, danger in the air when he's around.
Or also, you're just like, go, go, go, go.
Shoot this.
Bad, bad, bad.
We said 72B, right?
Do you want to eat?
I guess we can eat here.
Thank you.
Two classic breakfasts, huh?
Did you see those YouTube people that got their kids taken away?
Oh, yeah, I heard about that.
Why did they get their kids taken away?
Because they were pranking them.
Social Services took two of them.
They took two out of five, which is odd.
Like, why not take all five?
The other three weren't getting any new subscribers, though.
What are you doing?
It's 830.
Double Bloody Mary.
You know what?
I think I'm going to order a shot of tequila.
If Scott was here, he would have already had three Double Jacks.
No.
Maybe one more before we get on the flight.
And then a shot.
So I'm kind of, like, honoring him not being here.
I love how David was like, did you pick up Alex?
And you were like, no.
And he's like, is he okay going alone?
What does that mean?
David just looks out for him.
He's nice.
He wouldn't say that for you or I, though.
Alex is lost.
The police are looking for him.
He's about 6'1".
Probably doesn't have a shirt on.
Sweet.
Thank you.
What?
Holy ----.
This is for Scott.
Dang, son.
Got the nice trim.
Thank you, dude.
I actually just got this fresh fade the other day.
David was really concerned that you wouldn't get here on your own.
You got here on your own without David?
You're zooming in on my acne?
Yeah.
It's nothing.
You're a dick, Jason.
If you hadn't said it, I wouldn't see it at all.
This is a problem.
What, this?
The beard?
The junior beard.
Listen, Jason.
I'm trying to be like you.
I noticed that a lot of girls actually find you attractive because of their daddy issues.
Yeah.
So I want to be like you, right?
Those are girls you don't want to be with?
No.
Yeah, you're right.
Okay, I was cramped with Todd.
Now there's some open seats next to Alex.
So I'm going to sit here.
I can always go back to the middle seat with Todd because Todd's got really big-ass legs.
But there's more people coming.
So now I'm going to have the awkward, like, you know what?
You're right.
I am in your seat.
Nobody come back here.
Here it comes.
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
Once again, welcome aboard United Flight 261 to Orlando.
My name is Amanda and I'll be your flight service coordinator.
Still no sign of Missy.
Yeah, I think you're going to look at it.
I think she got dragged off.
I'm so excited.
What?
I nailed it.
Look at this seat.
What's up, son?
Can't get enough of you?
Can't get enough.
I love this.
This is a great setup that they have.
Five shuttles and then a cab.
I totally forgot.
How can we forgive him?
We're bad people.
But if we got to the hotel, we didn't even, like, oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, Nick.
We're on the flight back to L.A.
We never see him again.
Oh, what happened to him?
We're just trying to check in.
All right, all right, all right.
We're in this line.
I'm just trying to give you one moment.
No, I appreciate it.
Thank you.
Where is Nick?
We've got to find Nick.
Did someone trample him or what?
Hi.
Can I be in the vlog?
Sure.
Scream!
Woo!
I love him.
Okay, what's your name?
Amanda.
Oh, David, hey, I wanted to let you know that Amanda says hi.
Oh, cool.
Cool.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Hi.
Hi, how are you?
Hello.
How are we doing today?
This is my family.
Where's my phone?
It's in the taxi.
But I have his number, so I'm going to just let me know when you're ready to go.
Write this number down.
Okay.
Okay, hold on.
Say it one more time.
757.
I lost my phone, so I just got here and I left it in the cab.
Wow, it sounds like you.
Can I be in the vlog?
Sure.
Hey, what's up, guys?
It's my vlog.
Hey, guys.
No, I'm in the vlog.
Hi.
Can you tell David I said hi?
What's your name?
Elena.
Elena?
I won the golden ticket.
Hey, Dave.
Yeah?
I wanted to let you know that Elena, she says hi.
Oh, okay.
Thanks.
She won the golden ticket.
Oh, nice.
Yeah.
She's about, I don't know, 4'5".
Give her some hugs.
I will.
So I'm coming to see you guys for the meet and greet.
Aww.
But we're trying to get her in, but it's only allowed to be me, so they won't let her in.
I don't even know the people here, but if you come find me tomorrow, I'll try to get her in.
Where can I find you guys?
I'll be at the thing.
I'll be at the meet and greet.
Okay.
Tell David this is a note from me.
Protect Jason Lynch.
Oh, that's very sweet.
Is this my guy?
This is my guy.
Can you tell David to say hi?
I'll tell David to say hi.
David, there was another girl.
Yeah?
That, um, I didn't get her name, but she just wanted me to tell you that she says hi.
Oh, okay.
Thanks, man.
Cool.
God.
Alright, so that was 1502.
Jason, where were you?
And why are you recording me?
You know the rules.
Put your camera away until I'm finished.
David, it's insanity down here.
What did you do to me?
You don't walk into the lobby, you idiot.
I don't know.
I've never had this level of fame before.
I've done background for the last 20 years.
I did background for Jake and Josh.
I'm glad we came to Orlando to be holed up in a box for the entire weekend.
We have to help Zane finish his video, like right now before it gets dark.
If, like, if my legs aren't hurting, I'll let you have it.
Okay.
No.
This is like Austin Powers.
I'm hungry.
We're going to a restaurant right now.
There's like...
We have to get food.
Are you on a quest for food?
Is that it?
Where's the food?
I don't know.
We've got to go.
I have to.
Bart, I have to eat.
There's like a bunch of food, but there's kids all over there.
I heard you go downstairs.
Come here.
Oh, you can't go on the stairs.
Goddamn.
I'm in a wheelchair.
I want to eat.
My foot.
You ran over my foot.
You ran over my...
Can't stop.
Let's go.
Hi.
This is my mom.
Oh, she's so pretty.
Oh, thank you.
Big Nick.
Vincent.
Come on.
Let's go.
Oh, this girl.
Hey.
What's your name?
Hey.
Where's the Japanese restaurant?
I have no idea where the Japanese restaurant is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know where the Japanese restaurant is?
It's on the second floor.
No.
It's back up.
Let him in.
Let...
Oh, s***.
I want to do some crazy s*** for David's vlog.
Okay, let him off.
Beep.
Japanese restaurant.
Oh, we're back to the same place.
Hi.
She's my favorite.
Yeah, I love you, too.
Where's the Japanese restaurant?
I think it's down there.
Hey.
No, I swear to God.
Oh, my God.
That was totally, totally coincidental.
I didn't even notice you were Asian.
Hey, Sun Yi.
Where's the Japanese restaurant?
All right, all right, all right.
Listen up.
Everybody listen.
I'm starving.
Me, too.
We have to get something to eat.
All right, you're going to have a dead old man on your hand.
Fifteen minutes.
Fifteen?
It's about an hour.
It's an hour?
Let's go back to the sushi place.
Okay, really?
Yeah.
Okay, stay here.
I'll be back.
Is there any way we can get to the bar or anything?
Thank you.
I say our best bet is just to go to the cafeteria.
Go back in there?
Thank you.
Yeah.
Sorry, I know we're annoying.
No, you're not annoying.
Can I get a picture, please?
Sure.
May you sign my phone case as well?
We got to get food.
Nick, let's leave the scooter and we'll carry you downstairs.
Oh, good.
Someone more famous came.
Justin Bieber!
Who is it?
Justin Bieber.
Can we take an egg picture?
You doing socks?
Thank you, little Pete.
You know what?
You kind of remind me of a young Jason.
You're going to be crying in the shower in like 40 years.
This is Bart and Shira.
They're my good friends.
Bart did my movie, FML.
They already know me, probably, you dummy idiot.
He does little parody songs.
Well, this is probably going to come out after a vlog you already did
where I was just in it for the whole video.
So why introduce me like I'm a...
You have to reintroduce people just in case they don't see the previous vlog.
This might be the cutest couple in the world.
And you know what?
Thank God for Shira because she makes Bart palatable.
Yeah.
I wouldn't even be alive if it wasn't for Shira.
I'd be at the bottom of Lake Michigan.
Yeah, because a few months ago when I fell in Lake Michigan and I was frozen,
you pulled me out and then she...
I save a lot of people out of it.
Can you still be with someone who's successful?
I want someone like Shira who's like into social media
who like understands that like I have to shoot at all times.
Lauren Schnipper from Facebook.
She's married.
She's married, Bart.
I feel like I always know people and then now I'm like blanking.
Olga K.
Olga. I love Olga.
Who's Olga?
The sock girl.
She sells socks.
But she doesn't do as much social media.
She used to be a YouTube star.
What about the pimple popper lady?
Can you hook me up with her?
Does it have to be a woman?
Yes.
Hey.
I want to be introduced as Cameron Dallas.
David sucks!
Okay, Selim.
It was great to meet you.
I'll see you later.
Glad I met you before you died.
What's up, everybody?
Please hit like and subscribe.
Tweet me at Jason Nash.
Instagram at Jason Nash.
We're back here in Los Angeles.
I was in Texas yesterday at Chuck Norris' ranch.
I'm sorry I couldn't upload.
My computer died there.
But it was kind of nice.
I just kind of said,
Ah, you know what?
That's it.
This is great.
It was kind of great actually.
I was like,
Eh, I'm just not going to upload.
Which was really nice.
Thank you guys for being understanding about that.
Today's shout out is Gaming Adjustment.
Thank you, Gaming Adjustment.
We love you.
And also, my friend Bart Baker is starting a vlog channel.
And you can subscribe to his channel.
The link will be in the description.
And also, there should be a little end card somewhere.
You can click on Bart and subscribe to his channel.
Alright, I love you guys.
I'll see you tomorrow with a new video.
Thank you.
My name's Jeff.