Kraven The Hunter Spoiler Recrap Explaining The Kraven

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Kraven The Hunter Spoiler Recap - I walk you through the entire Kraven movie from miserable beginning to terrible ending. I give you the full movie breakdown in case you don't want to waste your money watching this crap movie. Kraven the Hunter is the last film in the Sony Spider-man Universe That Doesn't Have Spider-Man In It. It goes out with a bang!
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You've seen it. You've loved it. You saw it again. Craven the Hunter has been out for a few days now.
People are ranting and raving about Craven. They want more. They're craving it. And I'm
going to give it to you. Perhaps you don't have the money to go see it for a fifth time,
but you still want to hear someone break it down in its entirety, shot for shot, line by line,
show by show. Well, maybe not that, but I am going to do my best to do a spoiler breakdown
of what I retained from this cinematic tour de force known as Craven the Hunter. Let's begin.
But before I break down this Sony Spider-Man Cinematic Universe film that doesn't have
Spider-Man in it, if you wouldn't mind doing me a solid and hitting that subscribe and the
notification bell, short for notification bell, I would appreciate it. That way I'll show up more
and we can have a fun time together. It'd be great. Let's begin. Now, in case you haven't
seen the film, which is, I imagine I'm speaking to no one right now because everybody's loving
Craven. Everybody's going to see it. Sony did release the first eight minutes of pristine
filmmaking. Maybe you're having some breakfast for the morning. You want to get a little Craven
in your body. You get a little Craven in your system. Bon appetit. But you're probably going
to find yourself craving some more and you're going to go see the movie again. All right,
let's get into it. We start this film in Russia with a convoy containing the man, the myth,
the legend, Craven himself. Although he's pretending to be someone else, a prisoner
with a number identification. He's taken to the prison where he is going to assassinate a bad guy
who's been selling guns and he's responsible for killing thousands of lives, innocent lives.
And so our hero, who, as we know from comics and video games and animated shows, our hero,
who is best friends with Spider-Man and he's an Avenger and all of that, he is going to stop this
bad guy as the hunter does. We all love Craven. He's the good guy. He's always been the good guy.
I really hope you recognize sarcasm when you hear it. I truly hope you understand that I'm being
sarcastic. This guy is supposed to be a villain, but he's going to be treated as a hero for the
majority of this film. All right, fast forward the prison break. We're outside in the cold where
the guards told him he would never survive and he comes in contact with a wolf. The wolf looks him
dead in his ******* eye and Craven, not even missing a beat, looks right back at him and then
they go their separate ways. He kind of reminds me of Edward from Twilight. That's the vibe this
whole film gives off. A Twilight stank to it all. I should point out that when he's in the prison,
there's a tiny little action scene where he takes out a couple guards and he busts off the tooth of
a saber-toothed tiger. He sticks it into the dude's neck and he's like, it's Craven time, ******.
Blood sprays out. He leaves the compound. Parker poses on the rooftop.
He's skidding and scatting around.
And what's funny about this is he's doing like a full bore sprint and he's flipping over things
and we immediately cut to a shot where he just kind of like is walking on the rooftop. He's like,
oh yeah, I'm running. And then he's sliding around on the ground
and this dude with a gun can't hit ----. He's like, Craven's right there and the guy's like,
this guy, this guy won't sit still. Hey, I brought that lunch you wanted.
Curse you Craven. These are the best parts of the movie. Craven gets onto the plane where he
sees his partner in crime, mystery woman. We don't know who she is. He pops the T revealing all the
abs that he worked so hard for this shitty movie to make. We're never going to find out her name.
We don't know who she is and she's going to pop in to just fly the plane every so often. She's
like the Fortnite battle bus driver. Who is this person? And I think this is when he's like,
you want to know how I got these abs? And we go back in time 16 or however many years it is.
And we see a younger Craven now going by his real name, Sergey. And no, I don't mean his
name is gay and he's a sir or something like lady gay, sir. Gay. No, his name is Sergei. So
it's actually a common name. Um, just, just to clarify that Sergei's off at college with his
brother and Papa shows up. I believe the brother does call him power. Papa, Papa, Papa, what's
wrong? Papa. And Sergei is like, what the hell are you doing here? Dad, you don't ever show up to
these events unless something stupid is happening. And Nikola played by Russell Crowe gets, says,
get in the car, you idiots. Your mom's dead. But he has a Russian accent. So he's like,
your mother is dead. Get in the car, stupid children. That's a really bad Russian. So it
matched his perfectly. The boys seem a little distraught. I guess they're all like me. Oh,
okay. Mom's dead, I guess. And he, he says it in a really not sketchy way at all. Yes. She did it
to herself. She was weak. She was a weak one. Not like you comrades. We kind of get a tease that
there's maybe more to this story. And then there's no more to the story. As far as I know, he's just
gone, gone from the film altogether. He tells the little shits that the best way to get over the
best way to cope is to shoot something, blast the **** out of a lion into smithereens. And that's
going to take them to the rays down in Africa. The dad has informed the children that he wants
to find the most bad-ass lion to kill. The lion is a myth. It's like this amazing creature and
killing it obviously would make you a legend, which is what the father's really all about.
He wants to be a legend. While this is going on, there's a tarot sesh taking place just yonder
sesh or short for session. We have Calypso introduced. I know she's Calypso because the
lady who I think is her grandma, I think she says it's her grandma, but nothing matters in this film.
She calls her ******* Calypso 15 times in like 30 seconds. What do the Cods say, Calypso? Calypso,
what do the Cods say, darling? And Calypso is sitting there like, bitch, I know my name.
Like, are you mad at me? Because when my dad is in trouble with mom, she calls him his name. Hey,
Adam, I told you to take out the garbage. And yet here I am, and there's the garbage. I'm sorry.
Do you think I'm an idiot? You said you took out the garbage. There's garbage there. So,
Adam, what's going on, Adam? Hey, I know my name. I know my name.
They're talking about, oh yeah, yeah, the movie. Calypso is good at reading the tarot cards,
and she flips three over, which is like a lion and a dude. It looks like the lion's taking the
guy from behind. So maybe that's going to happen at some point, which cool. Let's see it. I can't
wait. And then there's like a warning card and something. It doesn't matter. She'll never use
the tarot stuff again. I don't know if she has a power or if this is an ability. Her name is
Calypso. So obviously in the comics, she's something. But to me, what the **** is going on?
Why are these women playing freaking tarot cards in the middle of nowhere? All right, back to the
Helen Hunt. We're outside. Dad walks ahead. He's walking ahead, talking to some soy boy who just
desperately wants to appear alpha in front of the dude. But he clearly is having a hard time
breathing. He's weak. He's not able to keep up. And this is going to be our Rhino. This is going
to be Rhino in the later part of the film. A little bit of a tease to what's to come. A few
clicks backwards, the two brothers are hanging out talking, and Sergei is like, I don't understand,
dad. He's such a douchebag. Why are we out here? Is that a lion? Yep, that's a lion. And he pulls
out his gun, but he hesitates and the lion sees that in his eyes. And so he pounces. And keep in
mind, this lion looks somehow less real than Mufasa from the animated Lion King. This thing is
atrocious looking. All right. The Mufasa movie that's coming out in like a week has better
lion effects than this thing. This thing comes on. He grabs the kid. He's like,
he's like ripping at him and scratching him up. And his brother Dimitri is like,
no, no, come back, Papa, Papa. They're taking brother. It drags our Sergei a few clicks. I'm
going to keep saying clicks. Like I know what that means. Further into the distance where the
dad apparently can't find him because we're talking about a, this isn't the gladiator Russell
Crowe. Okay. This is this Russell Crowe is a few cheeseburgers removed from that guy. He's not
going to be running anywhere fast. He's like, Oh ****. Well, we'll get him later. Sergei just
stay the course, bud. We'll get you later. Meanwhile, Calypso is road tripping it back
home. And she just has the sudden urge to get out of the car. So she pops out, keep in mind
this whole sequence done in front of green screen. It's not convincing me for a second.
Everything looks fake as ----. She hops out of the Jeep starts sauntering deeper into the jungle
where sure enough, she sees that little ---- Sergei bleeding out on the ground. The lion looks
at Calypso, my lady. And then it just leaves. And Calypso pulls out a little vial.
The circle of love put some drops in. Well, wait, what? We got to back up.
Why does she have this vial? Well, because the script is so tightly put together. So manicured
to perfection, not five minutes earlier. When I told you about the tarot reading scratch that
two minutes earlier, when the tarot reading session happened, the grandma out of nowhere
pulls this thing out of her ass and goes, Oh yes. Calypso Calypso, my sweet, precious Calypso.
You need to take this. And at some point in time, you don't know when you don't know why you don't
know how you will need to use this on a person. It is very potent stuff. It is rich in nutrients.
It's got some creatine in here. It's going to make whoever drinks it swole as the gods get this to
the right white man as soon as possible. Calypso take it Calypso and go be gone Calypso. And then
four minutes later, Calypso is like, Oh ****. Am I, am I supposed to use this already? I just
got it. I thought this was going to be something maybe 15 years down the road. I would have this
amazing aha moment, but no, I guess. Yeah. Okay. Now I guess we'll use it. And so she uses it.
We get this little PowerPoint presentation flashing through the eyes of the lion and we
see the infusion of his DNA turning into hunter DNA. And then he becomes our Craven that we know
love. And so we're going to go back to the mansion where he's going to get braided by his
father again for sucking and not killing the lion. Uh, the dad pulled him out of the hospital early,
by the way, the dad showed up at the hospital where his brother was crying at his bedside,
like brother, don't die, brother. I love you, brother. And the dad comes in and he's like,
no, I just have one question for you. Are you such a little bitch? Why not shoot the lion?
I'd be lying. I told you I wasn't disappointed. Let's go. Come on. Let's go. Let's go chop,
chop, chop, chop. Let's go. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. I don't have a
******* day here. So after a quick stop off at Wendy's for a few junior bacon cheeseburgers,
they head back to the mansion. So, you know, Russell Crowe's got to eat.
Sergei is just not having it with his dad anymore. The dad's like,
you're pathetic. You're weak, son. You're weak. Rudolph. You'll never be able to fly the sleigh
with the other reindeer. And Sergei's like, all right, dude, I'm done. I got to get out of here.
I'm I'm blown out of Dodge. His brother, Dimitri comes in his room. What's going on, bro? Maybe
we could play some Mario cart and Craven's like, shut the **** up, pushes him, shuts the door
and blows out a Dodge. He goes across the top of the rooftop, falls down like a kitty cat,
lands on his all fours, gets up and his brother's down there. Were you going to leave? You were
going to leave without saying goodbye? Take me with you. I hate this guy. He's an asshole. He's
abusive. He probably killed our mom. Spoiler. We'll never find out, but he probably did.
That's a pass. That's going to be a no for me, dog. And he splits, abandoning his brother. Why?
There's no reason why he does this. That's just good writing. We are they going to get
what I can only describe as a Twilight scene where Craven is prancing around in the woods.
He climbs some trees. He looks around. He makes a spear for no reason and throws it. Yeah,
I can make spears now. Keep in mind, we're still teenage Craven. All right. He finds a pack,
a herd, a flock. It's flock, of course. A buffalo. I think they're buffalo. I'm not really sure.
They're CGI abortions. They're running across. They're stampeding around and they start getting
hunted. Craven's pissed. He's like, how dare these guys hunt them? And so he's going to go
in for a closer look. He runs out there and he stops the hunters by killing them. That's right.
Craven takes his first life and. Feels good. Feels real good. There's your hero arc after
slaying a couple of assholes, he finds a old abandoned. I don't know what a greenhouse.
It's just a glass dome. I don't know what the purpose of it even was to begin with.
Something from maybe Professor Sprout's old place that she used to live from Harry Potter. I don't
know what we're doing here. Is there some mandrake and pots that I didn't see in the distance? He's
going to make this house a home and eventually this will be his bat cave. His Craven cave,
we'll call it. And I guess he just lived the next 16 years here. Eating alone, drinking alone,
hunting alone. But he is going to make a name for himself as the Craven, the guy that stops poachers,
saves animals and whatnot. Meanwhile, trouble is a brewing within the family. That guy earlier
that I said was a total wuss. He's back in the mix, trying to build up his own little seedy
organization. Something that's going to rival Nikola. He's also been juicing a lot. Turns out he
went and saw a doctor off camera who gave him special abilities to turn into a rhino person.
And the only way to stave off that transformation and the only way to keep the transformation from
happening is to at all hours of the day, every waking second, have a little backpack with a
straw that he keeps hooked in place that feeds him nutrients and other things that apparently
calibrate his body to not turn all gray with a horn and all that stuff. As one does, of course.
This may be the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. What is this guy showering with this
taking a ---- with the backpack on everything with the backpack on how embarrassing he's with
a woman or a man. I don't know what this guy's into a rhino perhaps. Hey, so, uh, what do you
say? You and I get a little bit more comfortable. Just slip off these and we'll get right to it.
Um, what's, uh, what's with the, what's with the get up here? What's with the backpack that
going to stay on? No. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's, uh, that's going to stay with that's going to
at all times. Trust me. Trust me. You're going to like it better this way. He has caught wind
from his men that the Craven has been busting up shop. Everybody's seen this movie of course,
but we also remember the trailer where he jumps on the back of the convoy and he takes out a
couple of guys really quick. That's pretty much the entire action scene right there.
Well, it turns out he was breaking up a couple of the hunters that work with the rhino. I think
I'm not entirely sure if that has anything to do with anything. It it's all irrelevant.
Regardless of how this happens, it happens. But the rhino has hired a guy called the foreigner.
He's a mystery man who counts to three and he can stop time itself like Prince of Persia or some
----. And he usually ends up killing the people just for fun. Like a guy will be like freeze and
the foreigner will go and then he'll take the gun and turn it around in the person or he'll just go
and shoot him. It's kind of lame. The special effect reminded me of matrix four, which doesn't
exist, but I'm bringing it up just for this one time only. And never again, because that movie
was the worst ******* abomination ever created ever. Uh, where they're doing that new age bullet
time where Neil Patrick Harris is like zipping around and it looks so stupid. That's what this
felt like. The foreigner has been tasked to track down the Craven. The hunter becomes the hunted.
This leads the foreigner to the prison that Craven escaped from where he's going to kill one
random dude and find something on the ground. It doesn't matter. It's all just leading them
to the right place at the right time. Meanwhile, Sergei has tracked down Calypso. Calypso attending
a funeral for a friend. And we get their first interaction in 16 years. He says he's been looking
for her. She's now a high powered lawyer. Why, what are you doing with your abilities lady?
Well, it turns out the people that wrote and created this movie don't really know what to
do with this character and probably didn't know what the **** was going on with the movie
because this entire interaction and several to follow will be done with horrible ADR.
They will voice over this entire conversation. There will be shots where they'll be talking to
each other and they will do a wide shot where you can't see them very well, or they'll have the
hair covering the side of the mouth. Classic. And her voice will sound completely different.
She'll say, you're the boy that I saved in the jungle. And then we'll get the ADR.
Whoa, has it been that long? That's how ridiculously different these voices sound.
The K-man wants to have a sort of collaboration, kind of a Dexter situation. You scratch my back,
show me where the bad guys are. I'll scratch their eyes out. Reciprocal thing going on.
She's not really feeling it, but we know that she's just got cold feet right now. She'll come
around. She'll come around. In the meantime, Craven's going to go see his baby bro, who very
much still likes him for some reason, even though we abandoned him 16 years earlier. Bro is living
the high life. He's got a penthouse suite. He's got his own club where he sings five seconds of a
song. It's a good time. K-man on his brother's birthday, sneaks up. He scales the side of the
building, hides in the bathroom for his brother to come out of the shower. It's crazy time. I'm
here, bro. His brother's like, Oh my God. Hey. And he hugs him naked, probably half mass. We got to
go out. It's your birthday. Oh, forget about it. And they go out to the club where their dad
awkwardly shows up, gives a little bit more alpha male energy talk. And then the brothers go back
to the hotel room where they're a little bit drunk, a little bit wasted. And Dimitri says to
him, listen, bro, I know you did what you did for a reason. We all have our things, right? Our
secrets. But I just want you to know, I don't hate you. I don't want to kill you. I don't secretly
think about slitting your throat when you're sleeping at night. No hard feelings at all, bro.
I love you. And he truly is sincere. This, this, this kid is just the nicest kid. And he has the
voice of an angel. And he also can change his voice very convincingly. He's a chameleon of
sorts. At least that's what his dad randomly said to some dude at the club when he was singing.
Oh my boy, he can, uh, he can do the voice of anyone. He's a chameleon of sorts. And the guy
who says that too goes, Oh yeah. Yeah. I'm, I'm just looking for the bathroom. I don't,
do we know each other? After the bros hang out for a while, Craven finds he can't sleep at night
because he's like Superman. He hears the calling of the animals and in need, he hears the screams
of the people. And obviously he's not going to help them. It's like, Oh, this racket. So he goes
outside and sleeps amongst the nature and the trees as one does. And his brother, meanwhile,
his kidnapped, if only Craven had slept on the couch, he goes back up there. He sees some blood
on the bed and then he sees the bad guys taking off. And we get our first big ass action scene
where crave jumps out the window, starts CG jumping off the sides,
lands on the ground. He felt like 15 stories. He's fine. He's perfectly fine. He takes off
after the car. The dudes look out the window and see this guy running at 80 miles per hour,
keeping up. And they go, Oh, that's the Craven guy. He step on it, floor it. They're not at all
blown away by the fact that this guy just leapt off of the top of a building and is sprinting
towards their car. He then jumps on the car. He's, he's hanging off the sides. They're trying
to shoot at him. It's craving time with the ******. These guys aren't even phased. They do
eventually lose him, but he's not done yet. He keeps running. He gets to a helicopter where this
net ladder is hanging down. He grabs it, wraps it around a pole, which doesn't hold unfortunately.
So he's going to start skiing on the water with it. And at one point he runs into one of those
giant lights out there. Curse you. Unfortunately, he doesn't save his brother, but he did get
himself one hell of a migraine. Kill me. It's at this point, Sergei has to reach out for help.
So he goes to Calypso, convinces her to join the cause. She does her thing, which means calling
some sketchy dude and meeting him in a back alley to get information. He gives it to her. We find
out the foreigner wanted him to give her the information so he could give it to Craven
because this is all an elaborate setup. It's all a ruse. And he's playing right into their trap.
He also goes to his dad, Nikola, and says, hey, dad, uh, bro has been taken. Can you spot me
20 million to get him out? And Nikola is like, that's weakness. It would look bad if I gave any
money. You idiot. Go get him yourself. You suck. And so he goes to the compound and he's got a
Craven his ass around the corridor. This scene unfolded like playing uncharted where you would
throw a brick or you would just get up to the AI who has their like stock animations where they
walk around. You just kind of creep up behind them. It's actually a pretty fun scene to watch
because he's on the ground next to him, crawling on the stairs. And the guy goes, turns this way
and Craven's doing this too. And he's just really doing a great job of mimicking. I don't know why
he did, because a second later, he then decides to kill another guy who shoots his gun. And then
all bets are off. There's a big fight. Actually, it's not much of an action scene. He kills a
couple of guys Craven gets in a battle scene. And now we see the fruits of this plan laid out
perfectly. The end game here was almost too perfect. The spider walked right into this web
Craven gets near the window of this large facility where he's fighting a bad dude.
This keys in the gentleman across the yard who has a rocket launcher squarely aimed at him. They
were waiting for this the whole time for Craven to get way up into this building and peekaboo
out the window so they could shoot a rocket at it. Craven jumps out the window with this guy in his
arms and then they kind of fall apart. The place blows up. They're smashing down the side of the
down the rocks. This is a massive fall and they're hitting every rock on the way down. The bad guy,
the regular dude is still alive after that. What? I mean, he's killed instantly when the rocks come
down, but still why keep him alive? It was so cartoonish. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm
back with Calypso and they make a game plan which consists of them going to his little greenhouse
Craven cave and they're going to get weapons. And as with everything in this movie, Calypso is going
to give a key piece of information three minutes before using key information. In this case,
it's that she's really good at archery. But wouldn't you know it? Craven stockpiled with
bows and arrows and a nice little crossbow. So she grabs that. They do the stupid suit up scene.
Meanwhile, back at the laboratory, Rhino's talking to Dimitri again about how Dimitri's gifted and
how he could use him in the future. I don't know what he's basing this on. Dimitri seems like
nothing but a freaking little whiny bitch, but the Rhino, he senses something in him.
And anyway, Rhino kind of cock teases his Rhino ability by unhooking his little clasp and then
he goes all gray for a bit before he puts it back away. All right, we get to the crescendo of the
film, the final battle where Rhino and his crew are going to go hunt the hunter. They head towards
his facility, but we get a John Rambo-esque battleground of sorts. Craven has set up booby
traps. You've got some bear claws on the ground. You have a rope pulley thing that rips a guy in
half later. And then of course you got, uh, you got what's her nuts lying in the weeds with the
crossbow. After the K-man takes out a couple of dudes, this is rated R, the foreigner enters the fray.
One, two, three, four. Uno, dos, tres. I know you want me. I know I want you. You know you want me.
He does the thing on Craven. Where are you at? Where you at? And he starts shooting him up with
these darts, which are going to make Craven see some of his biggest nightmares. You know what
the biggest one is? Spiders! Because Spider-Man. Spiders start coming down. I'm scared of spiders.
This is the first I've heard about it. While he's freaking out, the foreigner is kicking his ass
and he's about to put the final blow to Craven when he gets an arrow through the throat by Calypso.
Who could have possibly seen this coming? Everyone. It was so obvious. Unfortunately, the worst is not
behind them because now they have to deal with the rhino. He takes off his little straw
and he rhinos out. It's rhino time. This is gonna lead to the final scene, which you saw
teases of in the trailer, where another set of buffalo are roaming around the area and a stampede
takes out. Craven runs up to him. The main one's like, I got you, bro. I know you. You know me. We're
animals together, but I don't like that animal. That guy's something else. We get a fight. Rhino
and Craven are going back and forth, exchanging blows, eventually ending with Craven swinging
around some chain, wrapping rhino, and the buffalo pull his ass to the ground. Rhino will die of
natural causes. Dimitri has been saved at some point. I don't remember how. Dimitri was in one
of the cars and he scattered away and then he caught up with Craven. Dimitri wanted to kill the
rhino. K-Man's like, uh-uh. You don't do that. You're too pure. You're too innocent. Holy ----.
Okay, where does this take us? I think this is about the point where K-Man realizes that his dad
is the one behind all of this. He realized that his dad set this whole thing up because the rhino
was encroaching in his business and he knew Craven could take care of it for him. He knew he was
a game recognized game. He then reminded his son of the beautiful, amazing lion, the legend that he
had hunted and killed on behalf of his son. It's hanging up on the wall. It's been there prominently
the entire film and K-Man's like, yeah, I don't like you. You're not cool. We're not friends.
All right, piss off. Well, his dad goes into hiding, but much like Blade, Craven's gonna not
forget. He's gonna track this guy down and he shows up at his dad's tent. I might be doing
things out of order. I think the reveal that he knew his son, Craven, was earlier, but whatever.
It's a Sony movie, all right? I'm thinking on the fly. He shows up to his dad in his tent and he
says, hey, papa, and the dad obviously thinks Craven's gonna kill him, but Craven goes, no,
I'm not gonna kill you. I'm just gonna hurt you really, really bad. No, he doesn't do that either.
Instead, he says, hey, whatever happens, happens, but a real hunter, he doesn't use weapons. He
uses his bare hands and he leaves. He leaves his father out in the miserable cold with his tents
and with a giant bear who's very pissed off. Bear leaned down on Nikolai,
who of course grabs his trusty gun. Craven! And the bear kills him.
Things seem to be working out now. Everything is pretty squared away. Calypso, still a high-powered
attorney or something. I'm not really sure if she's even brought back into the film at the end,
but the brother is back at his club. He seems to be taking over the family business instead of
getting rid of it like he said he was going to, which is odd. So K-Man has a conversation with
his bro. He's like, I thought you were above this. I thought we didn't want to be part of
dad's whole trade as racketeering and whatever else he's doing. And the brother who has a lot
more pep in his step these days says, yeah, no, I'm going to take over. I'm doing pretty well for
myself. I made a lot of friends in the last year because years gone by. I even went and saw a
special doctor who kind of fixed me up something sweet. He's probably the same guy that worked on
the Rhino. And, uh, you know, Craven's, Craven's not happy. He's like, bro, what are you talking
about? And they leave the club and Dimitri's walking and, uh, Craven grabs his shoulder and
turns him around and he looks at a mirror image of himself. That's right. Dimitri looks just like
Craven somehow. And he's taken aback. Aaron Taylor Johnson. Oh my God. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
who are you? And then his brother mystique changes her appearance again.
And he goes, well, by the round we sent, I was a chameleon. Looks like now I'm embracing it.
I guess we'll see more of chameleon in Craven to let there be Craven. Uh, no, this is stupid.
And we're never going to get another one. Sony, they knew that this movie was ----.
Why did they allow the cliffhangers and these like things to happen at the end? And we're not done.
So outside of that with Cayman going, okay, we'll see you in the sequel. And just leaving him
in the most fucked up state I've ever seen. Someone's face is changing on the fly.
Cayman goes back to his dad's place in his office. He looks for the lion head it's gone,
but what's in his place is a little note with a gift box. It's from his papa. It says embrace who
or something. He opens the crate and inside is the iconic lion's main jacket that he sports in
the comic book where he's sitting like a baller on that chair on his throne. So he pops the T
naturally. You got to wear this shirtless throws on the jacket and sits down in the most awkward
way possible in front of a janky ass mirror. And he's just looking at himself like, yes,
I am the Craven now. Where's Spider-Man? He doesn't say the Spider-Man part, but I guess
this is the implication that he's now going to be like a tough bad guy or something.
What a ---- show of a film. What an absolute experience. And I'm glad I got to see it.
And I can't wait to go again. Right? We're still doing this shtick that it's good.
Let me know though. I know, I know I didn't cover this, you know, line by line. Like I promised I
would. I'm doing my best off of the top of my, uh, my brain, which is bleeding out after so many
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