Can You Survive This Try Not To Laugh Baby Roasts Mom Impossible Challenge

No! Don't kiss me! Why? Because I have a girlfriend! Mom, marry me. I can't, sweetie. I'm married to your dad. You find someone for yourself. Fine! Then I want two wives and two neighbor girls! Mom, how old were you when you got married? Twenty-two. Twenty-two?! Am I cute? Yes, you're very cute. Then give me your number. When you grow up, will you get married? No, auntie. Why not? Because people go like that. Who told you that? Like that. You haven't heard a single word my mama said to you. Hey, daddy. Like that! Oh my gosh! I can't! Grandma, mom bothered me. What happened, dear? Don't tell me to eat broccoli. Am I a dinosaur to eat trees? Please tell me! You're growing up now. Why don't you have a boyfriend? You don't have a girlfriend either! All the girls in kindergarten love me. But you are single, single, single! Am I cute? Yes, you're very cute. Then give me your number. Oh my gosh! You're too much! Mom, is a woman older than a man? Can I still get married? Yes, sweetheart. What matters is love. Then I want to marry grandma! Mom, I'm mad at you. Why, sweetheart? Promise you won't sleep next to dad or next to me. Okay, I promise. Good job, mom. Good girl. You're growing up now. Why don't you have a boyfriend? You don't have a girlfriend either! All the girls in kindergarten love me. But you are single, single! Auntie, I have two moms. How? One is my pretty makeup mom, and the other is my morning mom. So scary! Mom, when I grow up, do I become a dad or a mom? You'll become a dad, sweetheart. But I want to be a mom. Moms are the bosses of dads. Oh, honey. Mom, my cheeks are getting cold enough. Why, sweetheart? But you keep kissing me and pulling my cheeks! Mom, why didn't you kiss dad? Um, because he's my husband. Shh, he's mine. When I kiss him, okay? Okay, okay. Grandma, mom is bothering me! What happened, sweetheart? Mom told me to eat greens, and my cheeks taste like grass! Please help me! Mom, my cheeks get holes in them! Why, sweetheart? Because you keep kissing me and pulling my cheeks! Mom, dad is my husband. Don't get close to him. But he's mine. See, I have the wedding ring. Then why don't I have a wedding ring? Sweetheart, why are you crying? My boyfriend wants to break up with me! Oh, honey! He broke my heart! My heart is broken! Come here, baby. It's okay, I've got you. If your mom and dad ever argued, whose side would you take? I'll just sit right here, eat popcorn, and watch them. The arguments are like a funny movie! Mom, why did you kiss dad? Um, because he's my husband. Shh, he's mine. When I kiss him, okay? Okay, okay. Mom, I'm mad at you. Why, sweetheart? Promise you won't sleep next to dad. Only next to me. Okay, I promise. Yay, mom! Grandma, why are you so beautiful? Because I have a good husband. Then I must get a good husband, too. Mom, my teacher gave me a toy today and kissed me. I think she loves me. And I love her, too. Mom, why is your hair shiny? Because I washed it today. With bubbles? Lots of shampoo bubbles. Can I have bubbles now? When you're a little bigger. Tomorrow? We'll see! Do you like ice cream? So much! Do you love me more or the ice cream? I love you more than all the ice cream in the world. Oh, my sweet boy. Mommy, what are the two guys about? They're just little fur patches. They keep dust out of his eyes. Do I have eyes, too? Yep, tiny and perfect. Grandma, I have a big secret in my tummy. What is it, sweetheart? A big elephant lives in my tummy. A big elephant, oh my goodness! Why did you tell your teacher that my job is sitting on the couch and watching TV? I told the truth. You sit on the couch every day and watch TV. Mom, why did you kiss Dad? Because he's my husband. He's mine. Only I kiss him, okay? Okay, okay.