Brokeback FedEX Drivers)

Ooh, what a manly drink you got there, young man. What a night out for you. Pickle chips and a colorful drink. The **** is that drink? They're just making ---- up here at Bricktown. What drink is that? Blue Hawaiian. Malibu white rum, blue cracker, and pineapple juice. Nice. You're basically saying I'm not gay, but I might get mistaken. How do you guys know each other? We work together. Where at? Oh, really? Yeah. You're drivers? Yeah. That's cool. So you don't really see each other because you're driving. Same city. Same city? Yeah. Boy, figure that ---- out. Oh, my God. Not that slow. No, no, we're both in Tulsa. That's good. That's a good plan. That's a good job to meet girls, though. Or guys. That's a great job, man. You always stopping by? I'm married. Oh, you're married? And I don't have a ring. All right. Okay. I didn't mean, I knew you guys weren't gay. I was kidding. I didn't even imply that. I'm saying, I thought it was a good job. I'm talking about the houses you stopped by. These motherfuckers here, okay, we French kissed once. That was it. We were in the same city. Two guys. He held his hand up. I'm married. He was like, I'm not. That's why your wife did it. Was you ******* that bitch? No. I ain't ******* no bitches. This is where Brokeback Mountain was filmed, right? I can't leave you, man. You leave FedEx, I'm leaving FedEx.