He Brought SAUSAGE ROLLS to a Blind Date! 🌭 | Season 6 Episode 23 | First Dates UK

This is the first date's restaurant. Good afternoon. Ta-da! I'm here! A place where eyes meet. For you. Thank you very much. Passions ignite. What's your perspective on your glasses? You're not going to get to see me with my specs off on the first date. And Cupid's arrow often hits its mark. Clink, clink, clink, clink, clink. You explicitly said, I want a curly-haired knobhead from East London. I did say knobhead. These hopefuls are about to embark on a real blind date. Are you looking after me? Of course. You're in safe hands. Some of them will crash and burn. Others are about to strike it lucky. A couple of beers, not probably any ones. Just keep them coming. They've been meticulously matched. So you're into chocolate? Based upon their likes and dislikes. I like Ben Affleck. Apparently Ben Affleck's... Rock Pearson. No. Massive. Oh well, I like someone who likes the food. What happens next is down to them. This is awkward. The saying goes, there's someone out there for all of us. These people are all hoping that it's true. You are bonkers. And it's really endearing. You can't say bonkers to someone with a disability. Do you know what day it is today? Do you know what day it is? I have an inkling, yeah. It's my birthday. I did not tell the staff. Because otherwise they're going to make a big song and dance about it. And I just want it to be just a normal day. He's getting close. He's coming. Morning, how are you? You okay? What do we get Frederica, who has literally everything? It's this mischievous look that you have on your face. I think the best thing that we can do is bake Frederica. Because you know what they say, food is the way to a man's heart. Definitely Fred. Something's going on here. If I fed a boy my honeycomb ice cream, then they would marry me. 25 year old Mimi creates recipes for a living. But her love life is missing that dishy ingredient. When I'm cooking, I usually know what's going to be the end result. But with a date, it's an absolute mystery. What's your name? Mimi. I did not know it was called Mimi. Did you? Or Michelle. Is it Michelle your name? No, it's just Mimi. Mimi, Mimi. Yeah. I'd like to cook for a boy on a date, but I just haven't got to that stage. I just don't really know why I can't seem to find anyone. I'm on your side. Okay, thank you. Take a seat. My mum says I'm pretty. How are you feeling about things today? I'm really nervous. I've been on lots of dates and had things with people, but I've never actually, like, you are my boyfriend. No long-term relationships in there at all. I think I'm probably the most disastrous dater in my friendship group. Basically, I'm really bad at flirting. So my friend sent me this video of how to flirt. Let me just quickly watch. Can I practice on you? You can. I'm intrigued. Okay. I want someone who loves food, with a good metabolism, but not too good, because otherwise I'll get fat and he won't. This fellow food lover is 29-year-old amateur chef Joel. Food's meant to be shared. I'm very, very passionate about that. Hey, how about you? Hiya. You OK? Yeah, good, thank you. We've got some cake in there, or...? Wait, no, sausage rolls. I make my own. I like a girl who's naturally pretty. I love big, beautiful eyes, long, dark hair, but the mental stimulation's probably the most important. I don't just want a handbag to show off to my mates. Hiya. Hiya. Hi. Good to see you. Joel. Nice to meet you. You are? Mimi, sorry. Mimi? Yeah. Oh. I've got you a present. Oh, thank you. I make sausage rolls, but I've renamed them Sausage Joels. Oh, my God. You've got two black pudding ones. Oh, yeah. And pork and apple. Amazing. Mm, that's so nice. What do you do? I'm a recipe developer. Are you? Yeah. Ah. Yeah. I eat, like, eight meals a day. Sensational. Right, the loverbirds, are you ready? Let me get my sausage rolls. You could always put them in your handbag. If I were to bring sausage rolls on a date, that person would then just call me Sausage Roll Sam. What have you brought on a date? Oh, all of this. Must be around here somewhere. This is 67-year-old theatre producer Sue. She's ready for her love life to be put in the spotlight. I've been single for a long, long time. I can't remember how long. Although the cat and me are really close. We speak in cat often. I go, what do you think of Donald Trump, Venus? And she goes... Hello. Hello. How are you? I'm OK. A little nervous. How are you? I'm good, thank you very much. Very good. I've had a very non-conformist life. Your dress sense is very original. Yes, I'm a theatre person. Are you? What do you do? I produce theatre shows. I've done one-woman plays. I've done being a comedian with me musical Saw. When was your last date? Oh, 100 years ago. I don't have dates a lot. I don't like rejection. Nobody does. I'm really up front. What you see is what you get. I couldn't have a Daily Mail reader. It would look bad for me. This is the type of person I go for. Androgynous, a bit tomboy. But they've got to have a bit of grey matter upstairs. Where's me groovy date? Both groovy and gifted is 63-year-old psychologist Berry. I'm bright. I used to work for Mensa. If you want to know the capital of whatever, I'll tell you. How are you? I'm very well. What's your name, please? Berry. It's been quite an arid season for me, so to speak. And I really want to meet somebody. I'm romantic. I would love to have that special person to hold the hand, you know, having brekkie out. Yeah, I do get really lonely. I like your shoes. Thank you. This is really cool. Thank you. I'm really cool. I like somebody liberal-minded. Follow me, please. Your date is here already. Yeah, I'd like somebody with a sense of fun. This is really cool. Hi. Hello. Thank you. Hello. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Sorry if I have cold hands. Are you from America? I am. Hence my shoes got the American flag on them. You're not a Trump supporter, are you? Oh, God, no. It's the first time I ever voted by postal ballot since I've been in England. Really? And how long have you been in England? 22 years. What do you do for a living? I'm a psychologist. So you can spot if I'm mad or not. No. Skol. Yamas. Yamas is Greek? Greek, yes. Are you Greek? No. I'm Jewish. Me too. L'chaim. Roses are red, violets are bluish. If it wasn't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish. Here's my birthday today. I'm 45. 45. Happy birthday, mate. Thank you. You don't mind working? We'll have a drink later on. Cool. Can I take an extra half hour on lunch break? We need to go and get you something. Cheers. Thank you. Thank you very much. You're very welcome. In Japan, you always respect your food, so we always try and bow. I'm trying to get my pork pie recipe, but I can't get the pastry right. I'm really good at making pork pie pastry. Are you? Yeah. Well, I'm good at making the insides. I just love pork pie. Supermarket, Melton Mowbray. So good. The best. The little diddly ones. You get a pack of £2.50, but you get a little punnet. I sat there flicking them into my mouth. If I like someone, all I can do when I'm near them is just laugh. I haven't had a boyfriend since I was 13. If I like a boy, I just don't really have the confidence. I don't know, I just always think that they definitely fancy someone else a lot more than me. Have you tried? I haven't tried! I'll tell you, try it once. You've got to do the eyes. Go on, you've got to see if he picks up on this. Flirting techniques. I wouldn't say I flirt. Yeah. I just like talking to people. My friend said in this video, it was, like, how to flirt. Cool. I'm going to have a practice on you. All right. Really? How are you feeling? Right, my first tip, don't ever do that. Just look and smile. That's all you need to do. OK. Just be honest. I mean, I didn't tell my wife I was coming down here, but... You're kidding me. Bon anniversaire. How old do you reckon he actually is? He's like a unicorn, you don't actually know him. I reckon he could be 100. I'd say he's 50. Oh, I'd better put things down here, cos otherwise I'll be dribbling down my front. Oh, good, that's... Of course you're a psychologist, you don't mind people being mad. This is the first time I've been on a date in about ten years. I can't remember when I last went on a date. I'm very romantic, I believe in marriage and long-term stuff. I don't know about it all, because I didn't come from a loving family. My mother was from, you know those uptight Prussians? Yes. They never cuddled their children, so consequently my mother never cuddled us. We lived in Manchester and people would go, I love my children and I like doing the housework and the cleaning, and my mother would go, I bloody hate cleaning and I can't stand the kids. And my mum left home, so my dad was even more angry and everybody else in the house seemed to get angry. From a young age, I spent a lot of my adolescence trying to get my dad to be in a good mood, so I was a bit like Cinderella. I'd clean the house and try not to wind him up. And I generally felt unwanted. I think you need that foundation in your life when you're very young in order to carry it through in later life. So tell me a little bit about your relationships. My relationships don't happen. Because I always fall in love with people who don't want me. It's really crap. My last relationship was in my 40s. It was a friend of mine who was American. We had loads of meaningful sex. I was exhausted. This is 45-year-old dog groomer Nicola, who's looking for more than just puppy love. I think if I was a dog, I'd probably be something a bit crackers now and again, like a poodle crossbreed. Good afternoon. Hi, hello. What is your name, please? Nicola. My biggest regret is rehoming a Cocker Spaniel that I had because my ex was so allergic. But in hindsight, I should have kept the dog, really, and just left the ex a bit sooner, but... Oh, I like your perfume. What is that? White Musk. Oh, yes. Lovely. Long time I did not smell that. This way. I'm desperate to have children, but you can't really chat to someone and go, do you really want children? If not, would you foster? He'll be OK. He will be fine. I love the kind of men that love animals. They have to have a sense of humour. I would prefer them to have hair, but you can't hold it against them if they don't. Nicola's date is 42-year-old industrial abseiler and father of two, Robin. I abseil down buildings on a rope. Some people would say I'm dope on a rope. I can tangle about in all sorts of places. How are you? Hello. How are you? What's your name, please? Robin. Robin. Great. I've been single about two and a half years. Everything's settled in my life, just apart from that, now, that all-missing thing. Thank you very much. Why the old type of woman? Someone who's got just some energy. You sort of bounce off each other, and, you know, you can have that spark. Nice eyes. Maybe a couple of other things. Hi. Hi. Pleased to meet you. How are you doing? Are you OK? How are you? Fine. You? Yeah, yeah. Meet me if you're outside. Pleased, yeah. Enjoy. Thank you. Thank you. Are you a bit nervous? I wouldn't say nervous. It was like 10% of me was nervous. 90% of me was excited. Were you nervous, yeah? Yeah. So what do you do? I dangle down buildings on a rope, and I'm an abseiler. I can be doing, like, building inspection work or cliff bases on the side of a railway. What about yourself? What do you do? I work at a vet, and I'm a dog groomer. Oh, really? Yeah. So you've got pets? I've got two dogs. I love dogs. I was about 19, and I had a flat-coat retriever. I loved him to bits. He was great. Dogs are a massive part of my life. I just continuously go on about dogs. They get you, don't they? Yeah. I make the world's best scrambled eggs. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. I don't put milk in. Nor do I. Use a bit of cream. I don't put anything in. It's just egg. Yeah, but... Anyone could do that. No. All right, we'll have an egg off. OK. We'll call it Stop Egging Me On. She's got natural good looks. She's got that charm. Yeah, I think there was a spark there. Yeah, for sure. He was really funny, and, like, he did make me laugh. Don't forget your pastries. Would you like to see each other again? Would you like to go first? Yes, I would. I don't think that one would fit me. I didn't come on the motorbike. Yeah, no, she's a rock star, you see. I think you're... Firstly, really good-looking. You just put me at ease. Bye-bye, Dickie. Nice to meet you. Pleasure. Thank you very much. I had a really nice time. Me too. I would like to go on a second date. You had a good night? Oh, sensational, yeah. Really good. It is hot. Oh, you have to have something apart from spaghetti. Well, I'm going to bring you some sauce. Thank you, Charlotte. Did you know you were always gay? When I was about 15, I thought, oh, my God, I wear glasses. I'm Jewish. My mother's left home. I'm not being queer as well. No way. And I'd worked really hard at trying to change my sexual fantasies from being about females to being about males, but it didn't work. No, of course not. I told my parents I was gay when I was 16, but they kind of poo-pooed it, like I'll grow out of it. People don't understand. It was the early 70s, and I just couldn't live as a lesbian. There's no way. After university, I got married when I was 20. In the 60s and 70s, England, believe it or not, was much more liberal. America is run by really religious right-wing fanatics. I think homosexuality was still considered an illness, a mental illness. Whilst I was married, I decided to get a degree in psych nursing, and I met my first lesbian partner, really, over a hemorrhoidectomy. We all understand about hemorrhoids. I try to avoid them. Thank you. Have you had any, like, nightmare dates? Um, one. Yeah? We just couldn't even chat to each other. It was really awkward. Yeah, I met one girl. I told her that she'd drawn her eyebrows too high. You never? You told her? Yeah, she looked surprised. Shut up. That's shocking. That is really bad. I can't believe you fell for it. Um, I did go for a meal with one girl. I was like, I really shouldn't be having this with what I've got. She was like, well, what have you got? I went, no money. So have you been married? Yeah, yeah. I was married for ten years. I've got two boys. They're 14 and 15 now. What about yourself? I've never been married, no. Kids? No, I haven't got any children. When I was younger, I knew I always wanted children. My ex said that, though, when we got together. And then as the years passed, he came to the point where, no, I think I am too old now. That's a bit late when you've fallen in love with somebody and then it's changed a bit. It's massive to me, the family thing. Yeah, yeah. Being at home, a lot of people say they lose their identity and that, to me, will be a massive identity, being mum and being called mum and bringing up a family. To have my own home full of noise and children and laughter, it's the only thing that's missing, really. I love my boys. I love them to bits. Do you think you'd have more children? Do you think that's enough? If I'm with the right person, then, you know, yeah, absolutely. Although, during the sort of time I went through the separation with my ex, I was sort of convinced that I should have a vasectomy. For me to have children now would be the reversal. Growing again, yeah. Being 42 and being single, I do regret during my marriage that I'd gone ahead and had a vasectomy. I regret it, yeah. I've got two children who I'm really proud of. They're my world and they always will be. There's no reason why I couldn't extend that family if I was with the right person. I'm still young. There's still time to have that family again. It's a completely different home coming home to the hustle and bustle of family. I would like that. You never know who you're going to meet. And you're OK for drinks, yeah? They're building so much stuff that I don't recognise. I'm going, what? I like very modern things. I ate the shard. What's the point of putting great big penile erections in the middle of this city? Those are useless erections as far as I can see. Well, probably most erections are useless to me anyway. So we've got cards sorted, right? I think we need a cake. Yeah, I've got it, I've got it. How's the date going? It seems nice, yeah. Yeah, just go with it. Have fun, enjoy it. Good luck. Hi. Do you go on holiday a lot? I like going south of France, somewhere warm, somewhere that's got mountains and the sea or lots of things to do. Yeah, do you do walking and things like that? Yeah, I like walking. So I'm not really the sort of person that would go on a beach holiday, lie down on the side of a pool on a sunbed. Obviously I don't. I thought he seemed nice, I thought he looked nice, but I'm really not sure. I really don't know to be honest. I've got it, I've got it. Are you sure? Thank you. You're welcome. She had a spark in her eye and I was just intrigued to know more about her. If I was having to put money on it, I reckon there might be a second date. Are you going to meet each other again? I'll be the gentleman. Oh no, that's horrible. I thought we were, the conversation flowed and you were nice but I didn't feel that we were at the same point. Yeah, no. I'll go with that. I'll go for a second date to find out more about you. Right. Bye. I'll be the gent. I don't think you're actually ready to have a family. Really? That's what I, whether I've not read you right or misled you. I don't know. I know it's not the normal thing you discuss on a first date. No, no. Do you want children right now? No. I don't think it'll be long before you get swept off your feet. Oh, and you too. I think you have got a lot to offer. I'm just a bit worried that it's not exactly what I want. This is 30-year-old tree surgeon Matt from London. You've got your firefighters, you've got your police, you've got your paramedics. No one ever thinks about the tree surgeons. I think we're kind of unsung heroes. They're not for me, are they? Unfortunately not. Don't worry, he's fine. Come with me. A lot of people go, oh, you're killing the trees. It's like, no, no, it's just like cutting their nails or giving them a bit of a haircut. You're an arborist. I'm an arborist, indeed, yes. How did you get into that? Just growing up in the countryside, really, being around trees. I've always loved trees, I've always loved nature. Do you want some water for your flowers here, by the way? Great, thank you. Keep the hyacinths smelling sweet. I'd say I'm a helpless romantic. You find yourself falling in love fairly easily. I do fall in love very easily and very quickly. I've learned to, like, check myself a bit. Yeah, just take it a bit more slowly. Like trees growing, good things take time. Yes. You should learn from your trees. I'm a bit of a hippie, yeah. I love nature, I love music, I love dancing. I get attracted to the wild, free-spirited girls. Here to send Matt into a spin is 29-year-old Hula Hooper and marketing assistant Lucy. I describe myself as a bit of a modern hippie. I took my hula hoop travelling with me, attached to my backpack and a ukulele. How are you? Hello, I'm good. I'm nervous. Are you? No, you're okay. What's your name? Okay, Lucy. I work with just women. I do hula hoop classes, which are just women. I'm not managing to meet many guys at the moment. You look great. It's a big fashion this year. Thank you, thank you. I'd like to meet someone who's really kind and sensitive and I really want to find the person that I'm meant to be with. I want to find, like, the one. Okay, let's check, yeah. Here you are. You've got your flower. Hello, how are you? Hey, how are you doing? I'm Lucy. Nice to meet you. How are you doing? What's your name? Matt. Matt. Nice to meet you, Matt. Oh, are they for me? Oh, that's really sweet, thank you. No worries. I don't think I've ever got flowers on a first date. No? That's really good. Rubbish. Those guys are rubbish. Have you been in here for long? About that long. Okay. How are you feeling? Yeah, the nerves are back. Yeah, I'm feeling nervous. Yeah, I'll be all right. Shall I take you through? Yes, please. Thank you. What was your name again? Matt. Matt, thank you. You have such a lovely smile. Oh, thank you. There you go. It's been you. Enjoy. Have fun, guys. It's not wrong. You do have a lovely smile. Nice dress as well. So, um, what do you do for, like, work? I'm a tree surgeon. Are you? Oh, that's very sweet. I don't really know how it works. I do cut quite a lot of trees down. Oh, do you? Yeah. But, like, if you didn't, then they'd get ill. Well, trees need looking after, they do. And I really love my work. Oh, good, yeah. It's a passion. Thank you. You're welcome. I definitely have a passion for my job. Okay, which is? So I work in marketing. It's, like, the best kind of marketing that I've ever done. So I do marketing for... Have you heard of Mooncut? Mooncut? Mooncut, yeah. Um, so that's, like, menstrual cup. What does that mean? So it's, like, um... women use as an alternative to tampons. Okay. Okay, cool. And are they disposable or do you...? Oh, no, it's reusable. Okay. Okay, that's awesome. Thank you. You're welcome. If a guy is grossed out by it, then, um, I'm not usually very impressed because I don't think that there's anything to be embarrassed about. I think it's awesome because, like, the amount of waste from tampons must be huge. It's all to do with, like, looking after the planet. Yeah, I love it. I've got a table. She was telling me about this thing called a mooncut. Right. It's a little silicone cup to stop ladies' periods. No, it's not to stop their periods, is it? Yeah. Anyway, she said it was reusable. Is it dishwasher safe? Oh, look at that. That looks bloomin' amazing. Wow. Thank you. So what's your ideal woman, would you say? Uh, I don't know what an ideal woman is. Relationships are fluid. I always say, if somebody doesn't add to your life, then you can't be with them. You have to be open to the universe. Absolutely. Underneath those flashing shoes is a very, very lovely person. She kind of draws you in a little bit, and that's nice. After you. Are we going? We are going. Well, I think Sue was my type, in a way. She was feminine-ish. I like somebody who's not like me, basically. So, would you like to see each other again? Yeah. I'd like to see you again. Yeah, I think that's a really good idea. I'd like to see you again, too. Come down to Brighton. Go have a walk on the beach. I really enjoyed it. Yeah, me too. It was a lovely day. It's like, be like a flowing river. Exactly. Not a raging torrent. We're too old for that. Our surfboarding days are over. Isn't it? Yeah. This is 27-year-old lingerie model, Laura. How are you feeling? Yeah, good. A little bit nervous. Yeah? Yeah. Where are you from? I'm from Galway in Ireland. Where I'm from, you would think it's in the middle of nowhere. My dad has a little farm with cows. It's a place I'd go to probably when I'm old. You still live in Ireland? No. Work is the main thing that's keeping me here for now. Cool. What do you do? I'm a clothes fits model from a clothing company. So they do swimwear, lingerie and just normal clothes. You're a lingerie model? Yeah, so I'm like a live mannequin, basically, for them. I've been single about nine months. I've gone on a few dates, don't get me wrong, but I think nothing... There was no major spark with anyone that I've met. So now I'm just trying to look like a lingerie model with being single. Yeah. I can be fuzzy, I guess, but it's good to be fuzzy. I do think I attract bad boys to a certain degree. Can I curse? Yeah, I attract fuckboys. You know, they do have the whole stereotype of, like, oh, she probably doesn't have a brain, but no, I do. And what sort of man are you after? A confident one. And tall. I'd like to think that I could go on a date with a really good-looking lad, but has a really good personality as well. If he had, like, nice, strong arms, that's a plus. It's good to, like, go on a date with someone if you think, oh, they could, like, pick me up and throw me over their shoulders. Laura's date is Dan, an Australian rugby player who's ready to tackle a relationship. Rugby was the reason that I moved here from Australia. I was just 19 at the time. Coming from a bit of a rural sort of town in Australia, it was a massive eye-opener. Girls everywhere. How are you? I'm Dan. I've just had one relationship. Four and a half years ago. I am a bit out of practice, so I'm not going to lie. Don't rush, no problem. I really love a girl that's pretty open and obviously needs to be good-looking. It's chilled out and easy on the eye. There you go. This way. Hi! How's it going? Thank you very much. Nice to meet you. I'm Dan. I'm Laura. It's got to be done, doesn't it? How are we doing? I'm good. How are you? Not too bad. Where are you from? I know. What? Whereabouts are you from? Sorry, I thought you said the weather. Language barrier already. What happened then? Did you, like, sprain it? I broke my hand. Just in a tackle, I think, or something. Oh, you played rugby? I love rugby. My dad loves rugby. Did you used to play in that as well, Laura? No, he just likes watching it. That's fair enough, isn't it? This is so bad. What's your name again? Dan. Dan. I'm really sorry. We're really good at this, aren't we? Oh, my God, it's so bad. Laura. Laura. Sorry, can you stop me? I just can't really fold that up with my... Quite embarrassing straightaway, but... It's a tight shirt. Make it a bigger shirt. That'll be fine. Is that OK? Cheers, Laura. So, apart from work, what kind of things do you like to get up to? I love, like, festivals. Like, festivals are great. Yeah. Travel. Travelling festivals, yeah. Same, tick, tick. Yeah? Yeah, definitely. I've worked at a lot of festivals. Like a hula hooper. You're a hula girl? I am an official hula hooper. Really? I do think hooping is ******* awesome. Yeah. I love it. I just love the feeling of having a hula hoop and just getting lost. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice, I might have to come along. Have you got good thrusting action? No. To go up the tree, you have to thrust. You literally have to go thrust up the tree. Yeah. How long have you been singing? Well, it's coming up for, like, three years now. OK. Yeah, I can't believe it's been that long, really. Yeah. I've dated loads of guys over the years and there's been times when I felt like I couldn't trust them, so it's really important for me going forward to be with someone that I fully trust. It's sad, but if somebody does break trust in a relationship, it's a bit of a killer. I was with a Lucy. Good name. Mm-hm. We were together, like, just over a year, I think. We weren't right for each other. And I did end up cheating on her. A couple of times. I feel, yeah, really awful about. The relationship started to break down. I couldn't bring myself to break up with her. Cheating is a horrible thing. And, yeah, I'm ashamed that I did it. The feeling that I've got has stayed with me and I would never want to ever do that again. If the trust is damaged in a relationship, it's really difficult to get it back. Definitely. I feel like I was a bit of a wuss for doing that. Yeah. And did you talk about it? She found out. It's good to be honest. But, yeah, I'm not being... No, honesty is most definitely the best policy. What do you do, actually, for work? God, why do I ask? It's just, er... So I'm an undertaker. So... That's with, like, dead people? Yeah. What made you get into that? No one really gets into it as such, but... So I was playing rugby with Tim, who's my boss, and he was like, yeah, do you want to come along and we'll just have an interview and stuff? Someone had a chat with him. He was like, OK, have you seen their body before? And I was like, no. He just, like, got a lady out and he was like, how do you feel? Stop! Just whipped a lady out and was like, there you go. And I was like, how do you feel? There's Margaret. So do people ever... Because you've such a different job, I'm sure you probably always get the same reaction, like, oh, my God, you're an undertaker, like... Yeah, it's that. You're 26 and you're an undertaker. Yeah, that's a thing. Is it, like, a rewarding job? Yeah, definitely, yeah. Like, you have to drive families around and people crying and stuff like that, like, you're there helping them out, like... Yeah. It's really rewarding in that sort of way, like... So you're caring? Yeah, caring person, yeah. It's just something that has to happen in life, isn't it? Some people like to view their family members and things like that, so we have to dress the bodies and get them ready and do all those sorts of things. Yeah, it's really being there for people when they need you, really. How long have you been single? Four years. No way. Yeah, four years. So I've had one relationship and that's it. So how come you've been single so long, then? Is it just... Don't say, oh, because I just want to focus my time on rugby. Um... That was such a good impression of you, by the way. Great accent over there, by the way. No, no. G'day, mate. LAUGHTER That was terrible. I'm actually going back to Australia soon. It's actually tomorrow, so... You're going, what, to Australia tomorrow? Going to New Zealand tomorrow for a week and then Australia for three weeks. New Zealand? Shut up. What the hell? It's the worst date ever. By the way, I'm going 24 hours a week, Cheers. Next. Awkward. Would you like to swap another ball? Go on, then. Yeah. I prefer your balls. They are pretty tasty. I thought it was really brave that he told me that he'd cheated. I don't really like that kind of stuff, but he seemed really sorry for doing that. Would you like to see each other again? Yes. Aw. Yes, I'd like to see Matt again. You didn't just say that because I just said it. No, you're really lovely. Yeah, you're lovely. I'd love to see you again. Nice to meet you. I'll teach you how to hula hoop. Yes, teach me how to hula hoop. Thank you, Matt. Good to meet you. Take care. You're very smiley. I love you. You've got a very open and engaging face. You seem very easy to relate to, and that's what I really like. Let's learn about trees. I can teach you about trees. So what sort of guys are you usually into, then? Talk me through this. Just someone that's, like, funny, that can hold a conversation, that can make me laugh. Do you go on money dates? No, no, not at all. Probably two a year sort of thing. I don't know, my mates and I just say I'm too picky, really, like, you've got to find them physically attractive, don't you? What are we expecting them tonight, like, for your date to look like? I don't know. She's a good-looking girl, like, yeah, that's what I've got, I think, so... Aww. First compliment of the night. I know, that's it. You don't give them out easily, do you? I do. Held back, reserved. Yeah, I don't know, I'm just... Cos I don't date. Yeah, it was really good. Yeah, really good. Really, really genuine. Just a gentleman. No, we'll go out. No. No, honestly, I really don't mind. No. No, that's fine. Thank you. That's really sweet, thank you. Just, well, she's fit. Like, yeah. Definitely seems like the sort of girl you can take home and meet the parents and stuff. Obviously, it's a bit of a way to go and meet my parents, but... Are you all right with that? I should be. So, would you like to see each other again? Yes, 100%, yeah. Oh, yeah, very much. Yeah, no, I'd see you again. Oh, wow, really? Yeah. There we go. Have a good evening. Thank you. So, like, you're going to Australia tomorrow for a month. So, yeah, that was a little bit of a downer. Do you want me to hold that, by the way? Aww, yes. Come to Australia, you could, couldn't you? Yeah, Australia. OK, that's, like, how you like it. Um, just to a cocktail bar, please, if that's all right, yeah. That'd be great. LAUGHTER Happy birthday to you! To you! Yeah! But that's OK, yeah? Yeah, yeah, that's good for now. Yeah.