I Brought My Secret Service to Erewhon

All right guys, so welcome back to the channel. Right now we are in Erwan, which is in LA. This is going to be an Erwan video, everything I get from Erwan. If you guys don't know Erwan, Erwan's the most expensive grocery store pretty much out there. Everything's crazy expensive, so we're going to get my favorite stuff, even supplements, whatever it may be, and then we're going to go home and try it out. Let me know if you guys have any questions on the prices or anything, okay? So how much is a quarter? Oh my god. They really laid out the red carpet for you. I'm going to go bankrupt this time. I'm going to need a file for bankruptcy. Me and Matt were just talking about peptides, that's why it's funny. Collagen. Wait, does that mean it's good for your skin? Yeah, actually it's supposed to help your skin. So we get $44 up here. Oh, I'm kind of scared to try the peptide out. Collagen creamer. Is this really good coffee? Looks like it. What are these? These are like collagen peptides, unflavored. Yeah, should I just try it? I'll get one of these to try it out. Right? I mean, that's fine. These are like nice. I love dates. Should we get a date jar for $13? I think the dates are what, $2? The jar with the sticker on it? It's like $16. Oh, here's the fun aisle. I love these. I love these perfect amino ones. Oh, you know this brand? Yeah. Oh, I don't know what this is. Should we just get whatever? Yeah, I think that's like their white label like Arowan brand. Vitamin C. What's a shahafi liquid compound? I'm not going to try to pronounce that. Would you try one with me? Super greens or want to share it? Do it. I don't need more energy. We just had 80 energy drinks. Let's do the immune support. Ah, let's throw that in there. Oh my god, this is the cholesterol we were talking about. Oh yeah, the armor? Oh, that's disgusting. They have so much collagen peptides. Oh, here you go. This is the good stuff. The stress relieving. Oh, you know I take ashwagandha every night. Stress relieving ashwagandha. There you go. Do you need some digestion enzymes? I think I'm good on those ones. I don't really digest very well. I think we're good on them. I'll make two scared fries. These are all the drinks. Yeah, where should we go next? Those are all like your different oils and things. Oh, you see those? I have one of these, the filtered shower head. It filters all the bad stuff out of your water. Should we get a candle? No, I'd rather get a water bottle than a candle. That's crazy. Guys, one thing about me is I don't spend a lot of money. I don't spend a lot. What do you think your cart total is going to be? This is probably 100 already. Oh, wait, show me your cart. Should we get air one soda? I don't really like it. Kai, I don't think you can purchase. Oh, wait, that's I didn't realize it was optional. All right, what kind of sushi are you feeling that you're going to have for the mission? I don't know. I've heard it's some of the best, the best grocery store sushi you can have. What's this? Is this salmon? It looks like salmon, yeah. Tuna's good. Let's just get tuna. Yeah, I think do the tuna. That would be a good one. All right, should we go order some hot bar? You want to do the hot foods or you want to start with smoothie? Where's the smoothie at? Smoothie's up on the front. I think it's two separate lines. We can do hot. Let's do hot foods first. Let's do hot foods. One thing about me is I hate filling in public, so this is like so awkward right now for me. We need the green short ribs. Safety meal. Buffalo cauliflower again? Yeah. I'm gonna have some of it, right? I can't eat it all. Yeah, I'll have some of it. The rice balls with the sauce. Can we get the rice balls? You want the sauce on it? Yes, please. Thank you. Thank you. Should we just get a water bottle? You want to get a sweatshirt? The sweatshirts are over there. Let's go check out the sweatshirts. Let's get a water bottle. Oh wait, they have sugar balls. Should I just grab it? Does it say Matt? I don't know. Manson. Not Matt. Not Matt. Nope. All right guys, so we're looking. Let's get this one. Lavender lemonade. What is that? Lavender lemonade. Oh the sweaters. What's the price of the sweaters? How much are they legal? Let me know if you guys have any questions on the prices or anything, okay? Yeah, how much are the sweaters? Yeah, hoodies $165. Sweaters like nobody like $150. $150. Thank you. Yeah, and then personal bags too. Tote bag, all that stuff. I like the, when did you guys do the yoga mats? This has been here like maybe, maybe about a month now. Maybe three weeks. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Maybe three weeks. $165 for the yoga mat. $100 for this set here. I got joints. I think the joint. Ball roller or whatever. Thank you. Yeah, no problem. $165 for a grocery store. Like, I'm like, I'm gonna go like bankrupt with this stuff. I'm gonna need a file for bankruptcy. You probably got $200 in your cart right now. That's probably $400. Can we guess? Let's bet on the final, like, final price. With the smoothie? The $21 smoothie? $220? I'm gonna say $165. $165. Let's do $200. Okay. I really laid out the red carpet for you. All right, guys. Oh my god. That's like really, really heavy. You picked it up like it was nothing. We're back at the hotel room now. We've got the Hailey Beaver smoothie right in front of us. Um, what's the fancy word? Sea moss in there? I think it's sea moss. And collagen. Collagen. Collagen peptides. So we're gonna try this out. My first time trying it. Smell test. It does not smell great. Ew. Holy ****. Which one is that? The Hailey Beaver smoothie. Oh my god. This is really, really good. Matt, I'm telling you. Is it, is it that good? Here, try it. Is this really that good? Yeah, it's super good. So we got some vitamins and stuff that I'll be taking, I guess, tonight. We got some vitamins here. We got this expensive, what's it called? Nitro water? Hydro. It's good, right? It's good. There's something to it. What kind of water is this? It's extra hydrogenated. I don't know what that means. I think they add another H to the H2O, This is the biggest rip-off. It just tastes like water. Essentia, best water out there. Shout out. This seems, this seems honestly like very, what's the word? I feel like I just got ripped off. It's nano-pure. Okay, nano-pure, whatever it is. Oh, I want to try these. Me and Matt got these like packets. This one is whatever this is. This is yours, your immunity. Gotta love immunity. I got Shahita liquid palm flesh. So should we try this? What does that one do? I don't know. Oh, my stomach is like grumbling. What the? It tastes like I'm eating moss. Matt, that's the worst thing I've ever done in my life. This is so good. We got a vitamin C air one packet. I'll low-key just try this tomorrow because I low-key don't feel like having more vitamin C and putting stuff into my body that I just spray put in my body. We got some dates. Oh, the dates. The $20 dates. So we've saved a little stuff to like a type. All right guys, so we can't, we can't get the dates out. So we'll just, we'll just like leave it open. Jewel dates. I love these. So we got some dates, some air one dates. Make it special. Honestly, it just tastes like an expired date. I shouldn't have left it in the original packet. It's a hot take. How much do you think that sticker's worth? $10. It's a solid sticker. The sushi. I'm still trying to figure out what was in this. I don't know. I'm a little scared to find out. Shout out to the sushi. There you go. In five minutes, let's finish these out. Sushi. Everyone knows the rules. One bite. Okay, ready? One out of ten. What is it? One through ten. I love sushi. That's the worst tuna I've ever tasted in my entire life. Like it was like fishy and like hard. Matt, you gotta try this. I don't, I'm not a sushi guy. Not after that reaction. Just bag that up and uh, you know. I want, I want to experience what I've just experienced. Okay guys. Here, drink some water. Drink some water. The nano, the nano pure. So before we dig into the meal, this is lavender lemonade from Erewhon. Look how cool that looks. Doesn't that look cool? What's the blue stuff? More sea moss. I don't know. They seem to like that there. This has just been terrible. This has been terrible. Okay, let's try it. It doesn't really taste like anything. Really? Yeah. It's like purple lemonade. I know. It doesn't really taste like, it's good. It's not bad, but this doesn't really taste like anything. I don't know what I rate that. Like five out of ten. But what we've all been waiting for. It's the hot bar. Oh, you got the rice. You got the rice balls too. Yeah. Let's try this out. So first, the cauliflower. The cauliflower is so good. It's so good. This is the best cauliflower I've ever had in my entire life. Really good. All right, now it's like the ratings are going up a little for Erewhon just because of the cauliflower. Never thought I'd be saying that. Matt says these rice balls are really good, so let's try the rice balls. Not bad. They seem like mint. Like not worth like. Did you get the sauce? Yeah. How much was this one? Oh, they didn't put a ticker on. I think it was like 36. Oh wait, they did. $37. Yay. Let's try the beef short rib. Short rib. We're trying the short rib. It's good. Is this for $37? I could probably make all this at home for like under $10. You should try that. That should be the next video. Next video. Kai's home cooked food versus Erewhon blind taste test. See what people can tell. Like I lowkey feel like I can make this under $10. I do have to credit Erewhon though. They're the only reason I eat cauliflower. No, it's because of that. What? Erewhon's the only reason I eat buffalo cauliflower. Really? Because of that, yeah. It's good. Well, guys, what do you guys think is the final, um, how much all this stuff costs? If you guys had to take a guess, how much do you think it costs? Matt? Well, me and Matt already know, but. I think I was wrong, honestly. After like looking at everything, I think I might be wrong. What was your original? $165. Okay, your original was $165. Yeah, I'm gonna say $165. $165. I'd say $200. Okay. What do you think is the most expensive item that you got? Probably the food. You think the food? What about the water bottle? Wait, did you show them the water bottle? Yeah, that's the water bottle. Shaker bottle. Shaker bottle. It's so cool. How much was that? I don't know. I think probably like about $60. It's probably add up. Did you catch like when we asked people what the price was, they like made doubly sure that we knew what the actual price was. Like $5.00. $50.00. $5.00. So I feel like the employees know how much things cost. Oh yeah. And how expensive it is. Because they probably see us eating this stuff and it's like, oh like we're ripping them off. For the receipt, all of this costs $233. For one grocery bag. For one grocery bag. And one meal is not even edible. $233. It's crazy. We'll see you guys in the next one. Like and subscribe. Please. I need to make back my money somehow.