"He Scores After Every Haircut!" Dalot, Martinez, Sesko & Ugarte | The Barbershop: EP 1 💈

I'm jealous of your hair. I want your hair. You scored after the haircut. Scored after every haircut lately. You don't have middle name. Yeah. You're just Benjamin Seshko. Benjamin. Benjamin Seshko. Well done. Hi guys, welcome to the vlogs. Sorry, I don't have mine. Yours is not there, is it? Ben, put some Balkan music there. Who are they? Bruno? Bonjour. That's meant to be you. It's me. With the eyebrows. Maybe we should give her an eyebrow slit. I need a pen. And the other one? Licha. It's Licha? Licha. Ah, I know it's Licha. But not now. No, not now. That's Bruno. Look at that picture. Yeah, I know. His hair. His hair. Look at the sniper there. You see on the left side there? Where? It's like a... Let's get it. Let's go. Oh, Kalle is here. Hello. Oh, Mr. Diogo. Hi guys, this is the nutritional... You said rice? Rice with beans. Portuguese expression. You just eat your rice and beans? Don't do more than you think. You just eat your rice and beans? It's like the saying here. If you say someone's vanilla, it's like vanilla neither... It's just like a... No, no, but what we're trying to say is that, imagine, you're a barber, no? And now you're... All of a sudden you're talking to me about... I don't know, nails. And I said, Kalle, just eat your rice with beans. And don't try to do... You know what I mean? Oh, I see what you're saying. So stick to what you want to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like me now talking about I'm the best nutrition ever and with Filipe is there, you know? Eat your rice with beans. Or him coming to me and said, Yo, you should... You should cross like this. And I said, Filipe... But? But it was a full way. Yeah, it was a full way. I was good at crossing. He was good at crossing. In my defense, I was good. I went... On Monday, I went to... Ice cream factory. In Chester. And it was good weather. It's actually really good in the summer, you know? Because... Yeah, because you also have like water features inside. Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say, yeah. What flavor did you have? Like Nutella flavor mix. Oh, I've heard that one. Yeah, yeah. Actually, you've been... You went away, didn't you? Where you going? Was it nice? Top dog. I saw pictures, it looked good. I mean, you wake up and the... And the sun's there, you know? Was the weather good, yeah? Amazing. Maybe the sun's made your hair grow. Yeah, eh? I think so. I think so, bro. It looks a little bit lighter, too. Lighter in the color. Yeah? The color looks... It's maybe the sun, yeah. You... Do you know what? You might have somewhere in your head... You might have... You might have maybe... Yeah, in my forehead because I didn't put the cream there. Yeah, yeah. Because, you know, if I start sweating and it goes into my eye... Yoy. It's a struggling mouth, you know? Yeah, I think you've done it. What did you do in Dubai, then? Anything good? I was just chilling. Being in the water. In the swimming pool. And... Yeah, I got a... Color. And I've been, I think, to the one... I think it's the best restaurant I've ever ate. Really? Yeah, like, it was with Wagyu steaks and stuff. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't ask me for the name because I forgot. But... Wow. How was Rome? Amazing. Yeah, it looked good on the pictures. The food was... Crazy. I think I've been to a lot of places that are similar to Rome. Like, I find Prague's quite similar to Rome in terms of, like, you know how historic it is? Yeah. Prague's the same. The same. Lisbon's the same, isn't it? Yeah, it's the same. I like that. But then I like the fact that it's still quite modern at the same time. I have to go one day to Rio, Brazil. Oh, my friend has just come back and he said it was the best place he's ever been. The best place? Yeah. Crazy. Yeah, he said that. He said it's a place to go, like, with friends for, like, parties and stuff. It was just amazing. And also, futbole. Yeah. You know futbole? It's, like, in the beach. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Play futbole. They do it in the cages as well, don't they? You know, like the FIFA street? Everywhere, yeah. Is it how far? Is that from Uruguay? It's near. Just two hours. Really? Yeah. My family go there every year. Really? Elbrate in Croatia, it's crazy, Klaus. It's, like, people, like, drink too much. Last time I've been there, I loved it. I ate one of the best risottos of my life. Yeah? In Croatia? In Croatia, bro. It was, like, risotto but with meat. Oh, I'm... I just get hungry thinking about it. We rented a boat. I went with Fred. Fred? Yeah, on an international break, we both didn't want to national team. You were good friends with Fred? Yeah. And then... The most unexpected duo. Why? They're very sweet. Same language, yeah? Yeah, but... I would not give you together. Like, I don't know. If you had to pick one city to live outside the U.K.? In the world? Yeah, and no America. No U.K. Okay, alright, okay. If it's not America, I think Rome. Rome? Yeah? Well, yeah, Rome, yeah. I think so. It is actually my favourite city. Or... I like Prague. Prague's a nice place. But I think Rome, yeah. But I like it. Yeah. If it's not Spanish, like... What do I really like? Lisbon is really nice. I'm not... But I think Lisbon is better to live than visit, like, three days. Yeah. If you think about it, there are so many unbelievable places on Earth that we have no idea. Yeah. You think Ibiza is beautiful, but you've never seen, you know... I don't know. Like, the most random place... I think there's one place in Brazil, north of Brazil, that... Every time I speak with a Brazilian person, they know. I think it's one of the most beautiful places on Earth. Hey, when we go to... One day, maybe. Hopefully, never. We go on holiday. We go to somewhere that me and you have never been, OK? OK, alright. Like what? We actually could go to South America, I've never been. To be fair, I've not been, like, in a lot of places anyway, so... Yeah, you always go Ibiza, Dubai... Russia and Mykonos. This buzzcut is getting better and better. He didn't like it, the front style. No, the first one I didn't. Did not? It's been too long? I think so, I think it was that. It was a little bit of, like, much more military style than just, like, a really proper... Buzzcut. Yeah, right now, I really enjoy it. And his hair is so... so dense, sick humor. Mano Licha is next. Nice to meet you. I think he's joking, no. I have to make him wait, because the last time... last time we cut, I had to wait for those three guys. The youngest. You're the youngest man. You need to wait, my friend. No, but it's... This rule doesn't work here in Man United, you know? The youngest. People don't like... It should. It should, yes, but it doesn't. And... you scored after the haircut. Scored after every haircut lately. Benjamin Sesko. What's your middle name? Huh? You don't have a middle name? Yeah. You don't want to tell me. You're embarrassed, though. Just text me, then. Brother, you know that it's just to go research on Google. People can... Of course, I know that. I tried to make one up, but I didn't. You're just Benjamin Sesko. Benjamin... Benjamin Sesko. Well done. How is my name? That's middle names. I have one... I know, I know, I know what it says. If you say in Portuguese, José... Ah, José, brother. José Lini. If you say the X, you say... No, this... No, this Teixeira, it's a little too much. It's not necessary to be there. No, for me, the José is unnecessary. I told my parents straight away. José... You know, X is... is... isn't... as well. As in, like, Fern... Fernandes. Or like Ruben Neves. Ruben Neves. Fernandes. Yeah, yeah. But that's just pronunciation. It's not... Why you... Your hair is the longest to get cut, that's why. Because it's very strong there. The clothes is... Sweet girl. You like it? It's colour. I like the new one, the new saris and stuff. It's nice. That fits good. Like the... Like, so it really suits you. Nice, yeah, yeah. It's so comfortable, you know. Well, here's a question. You think your hair looks better now or on that picture? He's in this picture. Absolutely, bro. But in that moment, I... It's just not styled, is it? Like, it's got... I didn't find the... the style, the haircut that can fit me, you know? Yeah, like, I think... If you was to, like... In that moment, bro, I was injury and... Yeah. If you was to, like, blow it back, it'd be fine. It's just because it's forward. That's case, bro. Yeah, it's bad now. It's sick, you know. I watched it. Yeah, it's good. You watched the full? Yeah, I watched it all, yeah. It was a nice shirt. Really? He's cool in it. That's the difference because you... you don't feel like you're in an interview. No. So when it's like that, you feel a bit more... Yeah. ...comfortable and you talk about things. You're not thinking about what you have to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he has... he has credit for that. He also sets up for you to be like that, you know. It's not like you are right there and you feel uncomfortable and... Yeah. Bro, you know we were talking this week about the... the penguins? The peng? You remember when we were talking about the penguin that gets... that walks up to the mantel? The video of the penguin that walks up to the mantel. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you seen the one this week about the... the monkey? You've not seen the monkey? No. I haven't, but... it's similar. Yeah. It's called Punch Monkey. Punch the monkey. Punch? Yeah. That's it. Punch the monkey. This one? Yeah, yeah. He gets... that's his dad and he like... he's getting bullied by his dad and he keeps running off and he's got a little pen... a little... teddy monkey and he just cuddles the monkey. It's so big. My family... Bro, it's so big. Japanese. In Japan. Yes, in the zoo in Japan, yeah. To be honest, there's a good chance for you and Ben to talk about perfumes. We almost... Ben, don't we all... we chat about perfumes every week, yeah? I say to him, this perfume... I bought one of his. He doesn't buy it. I bought one of his. Yeah? Straight away, when he said, I was already purchased. You need to buy that one Oh, yeah, true. Which one? There's one... As soon as I smell it... Is this one your child's name? No. I don't know. They need to ask something here. It's 40 degrees. You're in the sun, that's why. That's why I told Ben, Ben, just put a little bit of wax or pomade, something like that. I told him that, because it was like... dry, but... big, you know. I'm jealous of your hair, bro. I want your hair. But yours... grow up so quickly, right? Yeah, it's growing. It's getting there. It was like buzzed. Don't touch it, bro, don't touch it. No, I'm not going to, I'm going to leave it. I need it back. The only thing is, you have hair, you know? Yeah, yeah. Mine ain't gone already. 40... 40 years. Take a breath out. Cheers, bro. See you in a bit, bro. Cheers, bro. Thanks, bro. See you next week. See you in a bit. Cheers, bro. Good to see you, man. See you next week, bro. See you in a bit.