Mr Bean Thinks He’s a Karate Master | Classic Mr Bean
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Before we start learning any throws, etc,
first thing about judo is you've just got to make sure that you can fall OK.
So I'll just check all your breakfalls one by one.
Start with you. Step forward. That's good.
OK, we start with a bow. Good.
Then just take hold there. That's nice. And the throw.
That's it. Good one.
Back with the others. Right, nice. Next one, please.
That's good. OK, again, start with a bow.
Then take hold. And the throw.
That's nice. Good.
Back with the others. There we go.
OK, can I have the next one, please?
Er, next one, please. Yeah?
So just step forward, then.
Onto the mat, yeah?
And the other foot, yeah?
That's good. That's all right now.
OK, here we...
Just come back onto the mat. There we go.
It's all right.
First the bow.
All right, and then I take hold.
It's all right. Just... Just trust me.
Just trust me. Just...
Just calm down, all right? Just stand here.
That's it. No-one's going to get hurt. That's good.
OK, now...
Yeah.
Just one big bow.
Then the throw.
One...
Then...
Oh.
Thursday.
Wednesday.
Sunday.
For the last time, when I came in here, this was white.
You must have done something to it. I must have done something to it.
Let's go and have a look, shall we? I say, hang on.
This is your machine, right? So it's your problem.
These togs are hot canara. They cost 200 quid.
So what are you going to do about it?
Oi!

