finding fun places to wild camp! 🚐 Solo female van life

How are you doing? I hope you're doing well. Today we are going on the most mammoth, bad bitch adventure that there is. You and me, let's do it. Also, I hope you appreciate my ring. It's a Scorpio. I like it. I like it very much. Let's go! We got some ---- to do. Oh ----, there's a car coming the other way. Not fun, not fun at all. Alright, so we're gonna just part literally as a new level of more giving a **** and I am living and breathing for it. Apples, eggs, orange juice, steak. Wonderful. There is about to be another massive storm but we're just gonna keep climbing through because that's what we do. Alright, I found a space we're gonna go to and it looks cute. So, there's somebody sitting in my seat the whole time. If you're meeting Jerome, my purge moth, then yeah. But baby, does that look like the space? And you know what? I do travel alone and I take great pride in that and I wouldn't always like to travel alone but I do. And if somebody has an issue with that, I suggest you look into what that means about you and maybe you should try and grow a pair. A pair of balls. Trust me, if I'm traveling with somebody, you're gonna know about it. Look at that town. That's cute because that's where the car park is, like the good bit with the view. But there's a height barrier so that really sucks so I think we should just try to find another space. Is there a height barrier? Is there a height barrier? Yeah, baby, I found a good space. I found a real good space. It's 28 minutes away. It's literally just up there but because of the lake and the road, it's like very convoluted to get to. Okay, we continue even in the rain. Let's do it. You can see the rainstorm just over there. That is so cool. Look how blue the water is and like how orange the stones are. That is amazing. All right, just stopping for a brief break because I think this is a view worth enjoying. So I'm just having a little snack. Okay, we're not having coffee. Turns out we're having orange juice because I'm a child. Wonderful. And we shall be eating out of the pan today because that's how we roll. Okay, fantastic. This is the life. There's a little town over there and I'm thinking we should go to it because I wanted to go down to the beach and grill my steak but it looks like it's gonna rain so we might have to put that on hold for now and go out. Did I give you permission to tape my floor? No, I did not. No. Gigi, that wasn't kind. No, you can't have it. You can't have it. No, absolutely not. Right, we're gonna go to the town. I'm just gonna get ready. I really want to go into the town but I'm scared that I'm going to get pissed down with rain dawn. Sorry, that wasn't actually English. One second, let me try again. I don't want to get rained on. All right, let's go. Let's just have a little look. Maybe. All right, let's do it. Let's just go. Let's grill. We've got a good parking space. Should we go see? I mean, the rain's not the best but I think we should just brave it anyway, personally. Okay, I may be indeed stalling this process but I do have an umbrella so we're gonna be using this. I'm really excited about it. I'm gonna be so mysterious in the rain. Everyone's gonna be like, all three people are gonna be like, who's that? She's mysterious. Yeah. Gigi's gonna get so wet so what do I do? What do I do? I forgot I have this tiny little rain jacket for her. Now, I never wanted to be this person, okay? I never wanted to be dressing my dog up, okay? She looks like a toy but she's still pure canine, okay? Oh, I'm so sorry. You're gonna hate me. You're literally gonna hate me but you will be nice and dry. Look at it. You got a little coat on. Okay, hood. Okay, maybe we don't need the hood. We don't need the hood. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Mommy didn't mean to do that to you. Okay, let's take you out. Let's go. So pretty here. It's great because there's actually no one here and normally when you go around these kind of towns this time of year, it's way too hot and now it's perfect. I actually really don't know where anything is. I'm saying that like that's a new concept. I never know where anything is because I don't look. Alright, Gigi's back in the van. I had to take her back because she was getting way too wet and unlike me, she can't rock the wet hair look so despite the raincoat, despite the raincoat, she just, she looked cold. So, hey dude. Does not look happy. Okay, I'll leave you. There's like nothing to do. We're just like wandering around in the rain like yo bitch. Literally just walking along a road right now. Excellent, excellent vibe. We're gonna go to a restaurant now. She doesn't want to walk and I don't blame her. Restaurant, let's go. Okay, this is not what I had in mind. Why did I do that? Why did I actually do that? Oh my god, I'm soaked. My dress is so heavy. Look at that. You can hear it. Ew. Oh my god. My sliders have pools of water in them. You know what? Screw this. Screw this. Let's just, oh I just need to leave. I need to leave. No, no, no, no. No one's opened. Too much rain. Gigi, Gigi just looks sad. Alright, let's, let's leave. Goodbye town, you were pretty but your restaurants. Why would you take up the whole motherfucking space? Screw it. This is our parking space. This is nobody else's parking space. This is our space. He will not take that. It is raining but it's so peaceful and I'm kind of living for it. You know, this is so much better than sitting in a restaurant with probably not that great food in a soaking wet dress. This is vastly superior. Alright, let's cook. I'm gonna shut that because it is raining. Alright, let's do this. We have a steak. Actually, I think I have two steaks. Okay, window is open. Ventilation is sorted. Pan looking like ---- but we're good. Oil, a healthy amount of oil goes in the pan. There's a fly on the camera screen and it just looked like there was like a giant bug behind me. I just died inside. I learned that you have to switch the gas off when flipping a steak otherwise the whole thing just goes. I've never really had that problem before but I think it's because I put so much oil in the pan the other day that I experienced a new dimension of cooking a steak in a van. I was very scared. So now I switch the hob off. Switch where you at. Okay, don't have any garlic. Gonna have to go for herbs. I am ready. You know what? This is actually a pathetic excuse for dinner. F**k! Damn, I should have gone to a restaurant. No. I need a side. Okay, I have a carrot. Okay, let's peel this baddie. Yeah, baby. I have an idea. I am so cool. We're having potentially going to be burnt pieces of carrot or carrot ribbons. See, that's adventurous cooking, okay? In the steak pieces. Can't really go wrong. Let's add some honey, actually. Maple syrup is pretty much the same thing. We got some herb de Provence going on. Oh, yeah! Let's grab a bit more of the old oil. Yeah. Just mixing them around until I feel satisfied. Appetizer. Scrumptious. All right, we're ready. If this had a little bit of parsley on the top and was on a fancy plate with maybe a few drips of maple syrup with a little bit of balsamic vinegar on the side, this would be a five-star meal. I'm going to enjoy me this and we're also going to get a little bit of wine. I can only drink a tiny amount of it because if I have to move the van, I have to be able to move it. So, legally so. Swiss army knives are incredibly useful. Oh, ****. Get it anywhere. So proud of myself. Now I got it everywhere. Okay. Bon Chanté. Wow, I am the picture of sophistication. Okay, I kind of take that back. Wow. Okay, do this. Herb de Provence, olive oil, maple syrup, as much as you want and then just fry those babies. Add a pinch of salt. Thank me later. Ah, this is actually peaceful as hell. I actually love this. This is so great. So much better than a restaurant. Whether to stay here because of the heavy rain. I'm like right on the edge and like slightly down there, there's like a landslide of rocks. So I'm like, is this a good idea? Like it's very, very dramatic to think this. This is why I never drink or drink a lot in the van because like if you want to, if you want to go, you're stuck, you know. We could move and then come back in the morning. Maybe if I just move the van that way, like away from the edge, we might be fine. Right, I'll be back with a decision in a second. All right, so we're gonna move. Um, also the van next to me is giving me like sketchy vibes. So we're just gonna, we're gonna skedaddle. Okay, let's go. I haven't parked in like a neighborhood neighborhood in a very, very, very long time. I just really don't want to stay out in the middle of nowhere in the rain, like amongst all the the trees and the sand and the mud and the water. I just, I don't think it's a good idea in a storm, you know. There is a very high chance I'm being dramatic, but better to be dramatic than not. There are also a load of cats here, which probably isn't good. All right. Oh, I'm so tired now. Okay, let's go in the back. All right, we made it, finally. Good morning. I've woken up with so much energy this morning. Parking here has been a bit of a godsend, to be honest. It kind of, I don't know, it feels really weird waking up in a neighborhood. Like, I can't describe it. It's really strange, but it is getting warm in here and I want to go back to the lake because it looks gorgeous and we're gonna go to war and you guys should be so proud of me. I still have her. I still have her after all of this time. She's still here. Honestly, I've broken so many mirrors in the past. If you're new here, it's not, it wasn't okay. Okay, are we ready to go? Do you need to go? Okay, I need to take her out first, then we're gonna go. I just got yelled at by this guy for letting Gigi ---- somewhere, even though she didn't ----. She was weeing. Friendly neighborhood. It's like, she's pissing Einstein, not shitting. Okay, we're gonna leave because I don't want to share my energy with this place. Let's go somewhere where the vibe is a lot higher than here. Old me would have looked for a way. Your own mental p-meter. Vibrational energy. You know what? It actually kind of feels good. That sounds really weird. Like, I'd be incredibly disappointed in that sentence coming a few years ago. I'd be like, revenge is pinnable. Be a bad bitch. Go take a ---- in their lawn. Like, you know what I mean? We want to get down there. Let's try. Ew. Why am I doing this? There's probably like, a really easy place to get to. Oh my lord. This is not going to plan. Oh my god, we actually did it. Oh, look at this though. This is so worth it. Look at my shoe. Somebody's found a stick. Alright, shoes have been kind of washed. They're not perfect, but they're a little bit better. I mean, considering it's orange, it hasn't actually really stained them. I don't know if you watched last week's video, but I bought these little lavender marshmallows and I still have a few left. So I thought they'd be fun to bring and have a baby, baby, baby campfire. Tiny little campfire. This is so cute. Look at that. Look at that baddie. These are lavender and honey. Okay, this is so fun. Oh my god, look how tiny it is. These marshmallows are of course pink as well, just in case, just in case you thought differently. Oh my lord, look at that. That is good. Let's breathe it. I'm gonna go in with my shoes on because I do not trust the water. This is very warm. Look at Gigi. It is wonderful here. It's so nice. This is probably one of the nicest beaches, like little things that I've come to because the water is so nice. Like, it smells so good. Like, it's clean, clean water and there's like no one around. I mean, I literally had to go on a real trek to get down here, but so worth it. Okay, I'm gonna have to go back up this, this hill thing. It's like sinking clay, so it's harder than it looks. Gigi, get up. Go, go, be free. Okay, I'm stuck still though, that's not useful. Okay, just gonna keep going until I get here. I'm gonna... Oh god, the lake's so blue. Oh god, thank god for that. Come on, Gigi, this way. Woo, we did it! And Gloria's still there, so it's kind of cool. There is a very, very dark cloud just over there, so we're gonna, gonna go. But um, I'm gonna go somewhere a little bit more fabulous, if you please, because it is beautiful here. This is one of the nicest parking spaces I've parked in. Again, like it just, it keeps getting better. But yeah, I need a, I need a mojito or something, or a nice restaurant and a campsite. So we're gonna be heading towards the sea again, because I'm currently like two hours in line. But um, yeah, have a great week. Thanks for tuning in, as ever. Bye!