what it's like LIVING on the side of a road...

I am parked on the side of a road and it is nothing short of ----. I am parked next to bins. It is like 40 degrees in here right now. And you know how I got woken up this morning? Actually, I got woken up in two stages this morning. The first one being by a bin lorry at 2 a.m. And the other one was by a car, a lovely burgundy Ford Mondeo this morning. Parks right there, clearly like seven meters isn't enough space to park a car. And he backed into me, not once, not twice, three times. Three times, possibly even four, okay? And I'm not happy about that because Gloria is my house and I don't think he would like it if I drove into his house. Three times, and that is what woke me up. So I actually just boiled that much water. I actually just boiled that much water. All right, since the coffee's not happening, we're gonna be going for Bloom because although we live on the side of the road and that can't be healthy, doesn't mean we can't be healthy in other ways. Greens are the ultimate gut health supplement, aid with digestion, so it keeps me in check, you know? Link's in the description if you want some. Thanks, Bloom, for sponsoring this video. So you might be asking, why am I here? Why have I done this to myself? The answer would be because I was getting free wifi totally legally last night, totally free. I did nothing illegal, bam. All right, also, I am very aware that I've been wearing the same outfit ever since I got into Spain. Let me try and justify this. I don't have any other clothes that are meant for this weather. For some reason, I've left them all in the storage locker that is 10 hours away. If I buy more clothes, I might, I might just implode or explode. I'm not sure what will happen if I buy more clothes and I'm a little bit scared, okay? So we are just gonna roll with the fact that I'm wearing the same crappy little top, okay? I'm not proud of it, I'm not proud of it. Heart reader, **** up, it's warm in here. You know what, that's warm enough. Right, so today we're gonna be leaving this lovely roadside space because if I get out and one more lorry drives past the van at the same time, I might ---- myself a little bit too much. I hate parking on roads, it's literally the worst thing and I'm not staying here another night. All right, let's take this to the cab and figure out what we're gonna be doing today. I need to stir. Okay, let's go. I'm ready. First of all, we're gonna be trying Spanish McDonald's because I wanna know what the menu's like and I hope you do too because you're coming with me. So yes, let's go. All right, let's leave this dreadful space. All right, we have arrived, come with me. Let's go inside. Found the promised land. Lots of barbecue, loving that, loving that. Let's look at the coffee. Coffee with ice cream, yes please. Okay, spicy chicken nuggets, that's cool. Also got chicken McBites, never heard of those before. Let's try the spicy nuggets. Oh my gosh, they have carrot cake, are you kidding? Carrot cake, yes. All right, just waiting for the order. 005, what's that? Unos, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco. Cinco, cinco. Oh God, thank God it wasn't like three digits. That would be stressful. Let's wait, let's wait for cinco. All right, eat with me. Okay, we got spicy chicken nuggets. Let's try one. I'm gonna put barbecue sauce on it because I'm a baby and need sauce at all times. Could be spicier but kind of vibing, kind of vibing. Then I got two ice creams because this is so fun. This one's coffee and they put ice cream in it. I'm thinking like, is it affogato? I don't know, I've never seen this in McDonald's before. Damn, that slaps. Why is this not in every McDonald's? Oh dear Lord, that's amazing. Wow, I'm impressed. All right, then lastly, I got this white chocolate McFlurry. I've never seen white chocolate in McDonald's before so let's try it. Yeah, that's good. Oh my God, but nothing beats the coffee. You can even buy beer in there. If you ever come to Spain, get one of these. You will not regret it. Yeah, I'm definitely vibing with the coffee. Wow, this is like the best of everything, this little freaking coffee. It's got like 31 degrees here all of a sudden. Don't ask me why it has suddenly done that and I had no idea that this was happening. So, what we're gonna be doing is, I'm thinking coast. Let's go to like a little coastal town or something. It'll be fun, right? That'll be hella fun. It's supposed to be cooler there so we'll see if that's the truth. Oh, God, I almost drove with that. That would not, ah, ah. Can you take it for me? I don't know what else to do. Okay, I don't have enough. Do I have enough cup holders? I think I do. Let's do it. God, this road's so bad. I'm in full beach. Oh my God, are you kidding? There's literally not a single space here. I'm genuinely about 14 seconds away from an extreme mental breakdown that I can't find it. There is nowhere in this whole place. Donostia. There is nowhere. Nowhere. Not one space. Why? I'm so tired. I just wanna stop. I can't stop driving because there's nowhere to stop. What is this? Oh my God, I'm literally crying. All right, people, bad news. No spaces. There was not a single space in the entire place. So we're gonna try somewhere else. I'm just gonna keep driving and hopefully we'll find an ocean at some point. Gotta stay with me. Let's just keep going. Okay, we're near a town. This is so cute. This is the place I'm kinda looking for. There's one, there's one, there's one. Gosh, look at that view. Okay, just parked in the like motorhome area. We actually found a space that's dedicated to camper vans. This is so exciting. Wow. All right, let's go to this town. Oh, it's so pretty. All right, I'm just gonna get changed first because this ---- show is not happening. Okay. All right, this is today's look, but this is like scraped from the back of my wardrobe. This is good enough. This is actually something my grandma made and in like the 70s. So it's, I'm a little scared it's gonna come off in the street, but we're just gonna roll with it. All right, let's go to this town. Very cute here, but I don't actually know what to do. I'll show you this view. This is the view. I've got back to the van. That was a nice place. It was a nice place. It wasn't that fun, not gonna lie. However, I'm grateful that I got the experience and it was a great, a great place. But let's go to the beach though. I have these little dim suns, so let's go to the beach. Where's my food? Wonderful. We have bao buns. I think I'm supposed to heat these up first, but kind of tastes like cardboard. We're gonna roll with it. Actually, it's improving. Oh no, it's actually quite good. I think I definitely should have cooked them. Today's been a great food day. Wow. Wow, wow, wow. Gigi's digging a hole. What are you digging a hole? This is so sweet, don't you think? There's like no one on the beach either and it's just so relaxing. Gigi has left us. She's over there. Gigi. Gigi, ready? Yeah. Somebody is very excited to be at the beach. Oh, look, you're sandy now. You crazy little girl. Whoa, okay, somebody's hungry. Hang on. I don't really know what to do now. I'm gonna maybe keep working the coastline, maybe. I don't know. Anyway, thanks so much for hanging out. I loved it. This has been a great day. Gigi thinks so too. And these are really good. I will see you next week. Bye. ****, there's sand in that. Bye.