I played Halloween Gambit

We are back with round two time to play with the white pieces no elephant but time for my favorite halloween gambit life So let us hop the pony one pony is out. Next pony is out. Let us go This is the way oh no fishy giving a fatty tomato is kind of crazy But low don't listen to the fishy bring out the d kick away the pony push on the teeny pawn kick away Another pony in time for the early queen attack Fishy hates us, but that is why we don't give autograph to the fishy We shall bring out the juicer to c4. Why are we thinking? Oh, he's thinking Makes sense. So we got three minutes and six seconds on the tic-tac-toe clock We apply the pressure the kitty is already pooping the pants. He has never seen this top secret technology Why would anybody give up the piece in four moves just for no reason? The only way to save it is this and then we sacrifice another juicer Bro, what is this kitty doing? He sacrificed a pony now. He sacrificed the juicer, but there is a bit of a mini tactic That is if he takes the juicer we can check and win it back and look at the fish saying you are the best We knew it got a bomb cloud We take back the peace we are still peace down But now he cannot castle and we have insane initiative and now fishy loves us That's why we say just believe in the blunder panda and don't listen to this fishy business and now Bro is figuring it out how to develop the juicer the pony the rookie on the king's side We are being chilling. We got the time on the tic-tac-toe clock. He's already down to two minutes panicking pooping and whatnot Our plan is to put the juicer to g5 and go for some businesses He takes the pawn muster to the face. And then what are we gonna do? We're gonna sacrifice another piece This is the why Brilliant triple oh bro. We are here literally farming brilliance game after game and look at the time We lost four seconds. We sacrificed a pony and double juicer Three sacrifices so far and how many more to come well keep the counter counting because The game just started we're gonna be I don't know mini gotham mini vt or something so If he takes the juicer we'll just take the pawn hop the pony to d5 and it's a Probably force made in six or seven because we know this opening better than maggie man himself He realizes the danger So he will probably not take the juicer and try to do some kind of defensive business I don't even know what to do Half his pieces are napping other half pieces wants to just say no chess for us fatty goes there and now Uh what to do save mr. Juicer. No, let the juicer die another juicer sacrifice. Okay, mr Fatty is dying. I think it might be a good time to save the juicer. No Let him die bro, nobody cares about the juicer nobody loves him Okay, fatty is out. There's no way we can trade the queens So some kind of queen takes pawn looks nice take the free candy from the stranger We are still chilling King goes somewhere and then here I was a bit confused because there were so many good choices to continue We could have pushed the pawn to f4 did some nice pp action Pin the pony to the paddy and win it could have saved the juicer But I watched too many gotham chess videos and I wanted to be gotham fan So I think after thinking for a quite a big amount of time I found a move which gotham chess would play it and this is why you don't watch gotham chess Watch plunder panda be a panda fan. Not a gotham fan So mustard in the loading some insanely deep thing Should have gone f because simple chess is the way that is what the panda was all about And the juicer is still dying. Like he's just chilling there like oh maybe i'll die for a greater cause of the society, but Not to be actually the same thing bro has one minute six seconds left. We are down to 150 And this is what happens when you have a great position that every move wins So you're not confused you're kind of confused which is the way to actually squeeze it out in the most optimal manner Yeah spoiled for choices man spoiled for choices So we did the rook lift and mustard and we lost all the advantage just because we wanted to sacrifice the rookie for the pony on e5 Why do you want to be a gotham fan and look at him bro is barack into the game But the thing is even though the fishy says it's equal practically. We are being chilling We can grab the pawn on a7 just save the fatty wherever I think I was considering the possibility to sacrifice the rookie right now But we saved it. We did not take the pawn mustard to our face. Our development is still insane He's slowly starting to develop. Remember that juicer is still chilling on g5 Like he's like, oh i'm just hanging out, you know one day somebody might care about me But I like white side doesn't care about me black side never cared. Nobody loved me. I have no friends and we sacrificed the rookie So the amount of sacrifice counter has gone above 10 But what can we do? What can we do? What can we do? We can just keep on sacrificing And now we are full rookie down and finally went f so we should have gone this f before this rookie left that's what the fishy recommended but I don't know what the fishy wants. My opponent doesn't know what the fishy wants. Nobody knows what the fishy wants f the fishy Pony hops in I think uh here I went a bit crazy, right? I think I tried to cook up some insane f5 pawn push trying to sacrifice another pawn, bro Just stop with the sacrifice. You got 45 seconds. You are getting lower than the other kid You are old and slow and a tortoise. Okay, we hop in the pony and we lose all the advantage I thought we could go to c7 and get the fatty but not to be he saves it And now it's time to maybe take the pawn open up the e-file do some shenanigans What in the world is going on 30 seconds left? Stop thinking start playing Okay, we take the pawn which way will the kid take it back with the juicer with the pony can't take the fatty I think the better way was not to take but if you not take oh He thought what I thought that is we should not take the pawn and keep the file closed But now the pony can go to c7 poke the fatty he got to sacrifice the rookie back and we are back to winning days I mean just simple simple life man. Why do you take 20 seconds to play a one move tactic? The old age is actually catching up to us So now we're only a piece down for a bazillion pawns I think there were some ideas to give some queen b8 check and Rook f1 check and win some heavy material, but we are dumb So we traded he took with the fatty again some queen b8 check into rook f1 was there We missed all of that We gave a check trying to somehow do some zigzag business to check on a8 Win the pawn on a7 try to be smart, but we are just too dumb Tomatoes are flying five seconds for us 30 seconds for him We are piece down, but I realized we have so many teeny pawns All I need to do is trade the fatty and the victory shall be ours I can squeeze this end game even from maggie and this kid is not maggie So just push our teeny pawns with no brain. He can win the queen side king side pawns. I don't care We are nine seconds time is not ticking for us. We are old and slow pick up the pace Grandpa uncle whatnot. Okay. See these three pawns are way too good Now life is simple We push the only thing we need to be careful about this pony Sacrificing for all the pawns or some cheeky pony folk taking us down But not to be if I went king before there was check to win the rookie We're not that dumb now. We do pawns up life is simple still 10 seconds on the tic-tac-toe clock. We are chilling we are smiling because the rookie went A bit crazy, you know the rookie Skip the file, you know Rookie became a giant pony or something troll business, but we're nice enough We did not claim any illegal move anything. We're like, let's just be cool Do the simple business push on the p get some d's let the kitty chill. We are We got this in the bag, right? Push on the pawn one passer was probably draw but two is a bit too much And we know what to do and the time is just like we're increasing time by every move We are on 22 seconds. He does some rook business king goes in there is a mate in one He got to block with the rookie and then the last passer will run through Yeah, he has 30 seconds, but it doesn't even matter the position is doomed He should have thought when I mean he didn't have the time to think also Now rook check and we get the glory the kitty reside and we win those