What Does Love Mean to You_ - Comedian Key Lewis - Chocolate Sundaes Stand Up Comedy

Ron talked about a lot of ----. We got a lot of ---- going on right now with everybody's temperament people mad upset **** that Got to find in your heart to find love. I was flying from San Francisco to Chicago Right long flight getting ready to sit down. There's a gentleman sitting next to me real defined real established fella Indian dude Not Indian like Native American like Indian like oh my god. How the **** are you doing today? And before I had an opportunity to sit down he looks at me in my face and says what does love mean to you And I was like why? You trying to **** like you I? Ain't even got my pretzels yet bitch, and you trying to smash The bitch ain't even did the floaty demonstration you trying to take dick right now He's like no what the **** does love mean to you And I had to think about that ---- Cuz how can you truly be in love if you don't know what the **** love is that's a serious-ass question I've been my wife 37 years long time Don't clap this ---- is treacherous. You have no idea I Love her very much, and she loves me very much and sometimes. I want to jab her you know I mean But that's ******* love. I'd never do it, and I'm served sometimes. She wants to poison me. You know I mean Matter of fact. I'm certain. She tried to poison me I Just throw up you know I mean I'm like bitch when you start cooking with fabuloso. You know I mean She Mexican you know I mean Let me get this out of the way, so y'all not fucked up and confused I'm half black half white and I look Mexican. That's what the **** happened You know how fucked up it is being a black man trapped inside a Mexican body is fucked up This is cold piece, man. I'm in demand right now. I just got motherfuckers trying to recruit me I was at Home Depot them motherfuckers like you want to pay my whole house for $75. I was like **** you I don't want to paint your home **** y'all y'all don't know my life But that love you ----, man What does love mean to you? It's a personal question like my man. What's your name? Terrius if it's a girl wife how long 23 years congratulations So you gotta know what love is if I was to ask you that question What does love mean to you? There's no right or wrong answer. What does love mean to you? Your wife is love She means love so the person is the love that's a good-ass answer make some ******* noise for that It ain't about a bunch of extra ----, right? What does love mean to you my man Selflessness, that's a good-ass answer right there. Very good, man. Great job. That's your wife or your girlfriend Soon to be yo with hell. Yeah, did you already ask her or you just contemplate? We could do it right now Ron. Come up here Somebody want to propose He's like shut the **** up half black guy Be cool Chicano Love for me is the culmination of things you guys I met this dude That was at a show recently and he had did 11 years for being falsely accused of some ---- And he said I wanted to raise my hand man But I was too far back and I wanted to tell you what love means to me He said in 11 years for being falsely accused like he put some time in for some ---- That wasn't even his fault and his girl was still beside him the whole time And he said key love for me is giving everything that I am To someone everything that I have and trust it that they would not take advantage of that love That's ******* love. You know me and my wife we go through ----. We fight we argue, but I ******* love her You know why I love my wife because she loves me more than she hate the fucked-up things that I've done to her And that's love you guys understand that and you know, what else love is love is truth Love is being honest. My wife says some ---- to me the day She says, you know what? I can literally see when you stop listening And I said, what the **** did you just say? Cuz I wasn't paying attention She said exactly I can literally see when you start listening and immediately you guys I was on the defensive I was like what new line of crazy is this how the **** you see what my ears are doing Ladies, is that a thing? Can you see when we stop listening? Ladies in the back up top. Can you see we've got listening? Yeah So why the **** y'all keep talking for them? Clearly you see we don't give a **** about what you're saying in that very moment But you still keep talking and ---- At this point we're an inanimate object we're just standing there And ladies to be honest you don't mean we don't love you just means that most men are protective of violence That's what we do. We protect and we provide and with that responsibility comes ******* stress And we don't want to share our bullshit with you because we don't want to show you that we weak But we go through ---- ladies. You got to talk to us when we're the most attentive Ladies when I'm in most attentive, let me hear Hell yeah When we hungry and we trying to smash that's when we're the most attentive You don't need to talk to us about nothing else. But when you want it, we don't listen to all your bullshit We right there. Oh my god. I can't believe What the **** Michelle's cat got his back legs run over now. It's got those little wheels. I don't give a **** about that cat But I'm trying to **** do you understand me? Before after when a man most before after sex when a man most attended before after Before somebody say after it can't be after It can't I've never busted that but like let's talk bitch never in my entire life Then she followed up. She says you know what babe She got me with this and she says you know what? I don't need you just to hear what I'm saying I need you to listen to what I'm saying One physiological one psychological right one the ability to hear the word The other one is to interpret those words and put them words to use. There's a variable. Am I right my man? We fail at that ----. Sometimes fellas. We got to be better at it. Like you don't mean like this. It's very simple Like my man, what's your name? Mark, this your girl you love her. She shouldn't on a regular basis, but we still That was weird, that was a weird time to go take a dump right she was like number three How long you been with her Year and a half. That's beautiful, man. I'm gonna ask you a question. Do you know how to give a blowjob? Absolutely not now you answer that question clear I asked you you said I don't know how to give a blowjob now I'm ask you another question. Do you know what you like when you give a blow when you get a blowjob? Then you know how to give a blowjob See you heard what I was saying, but you was not listening to what the **** I was saying I didn't ask you if you was proficient at it. I just asked you if you know the recipe ************ She's like, oh my god, you know how to suck dick You know what the **** it is little pepper grinder hot to a bitch. You know exactly what it is She's the hot to a girl. That's why she ran up out of here