Max Gets a New... Brother? | The Secret Life of Pets | Mini Moments

Hey Max. Hey Chloe, do you ever wonder where they go during the day? Do you know what? I just... I don't really care. Maybe that's what it's like for you, but Katie and I have a different relationship. You know, you're a cat, so maybe that's why. Because nobody could ever love a cat the way they love a dog, I'm just saying. Maybe that's why. Whatever you need to tell yourself. Hey guys, what's up sweet pea? Hey Mal, where you been man? Oh, get this. Last Sunday, my owner feeds me a small white pill, right? I start to feel a little groggy. The next thing I know, I wake up, I'm in the sky. Wait a minute, it's the sky? Yeah, there's suitcases everywhere. I'm locked up in a crate. Come on. There's suitcases in the sky? So I pass out from fear, and when I wake up, I'm in Florida. Um, this did not happen. I will never eat a pill like that again, unless it's covered in peanut butter. Because I mean, come on, right? It's peanut butter. Hey guys. Oh, hey Norman. You still looking for your apartment? Yeah, going on three weeks now. Is this the second or the third floor? I don't know any numbers, but you don't live here. See you guys later. You know what? You can do it. Can't do it. Buddy, there you are. Did you find it? You know I did. Voila. Ball! Katie's gonna be so excited. This is exactly what she lost. I mean, look at it. It's round. It fits in my mouth. Ball! There is no other ball in the city like this one ball. Guaranteed, this is the ball. Katie! See you too, buddy. Okay, boy. Calm down. It's okay. Let's all be calm. Now, I have some big news. I know this will take some getting used to, but I think it's gonna be a great thing in the long... Max, this is Duke. He's going to be your brother. No, Max. Okay, it's gonna be all right. It's okay. Oh, see? He likes you. That's it, Duke. Take a look around. I know, buddy. This is a lot to take in, but he didn't have a home, so you and I are gonna have to take care of him. Okay? Gosh! Duke found our lost ball! What a great team we're gonna be! Love you, Maxie. Love you, Duke. Sleep tight, boys. This place is so great! Uh-huh. By the way, that is one gorgeous bed. Yeah, it's okay. Maybe we could share. You know, one night you get the bed, the next night I do. That kind of thing. You know, this bed is mine. You, you get an old blanket. That suits you. You're an old blanket kind of a dog. Wow, you are stubborn! Hey, I get it. I'm stubborn too, but we got to learn to get along. Wait, what are you- How about we can both fit in this bed if we really try? No, no, no. No, wait. Perfect. This is comfy. Right? I'm comfy. Dukist is ruining our lives! He's ruining- It's an emergency that you get rid of this dog! He stole my- And he's scary and he's frightening and he's the death of all good things. Aw, you did a cutie pie. We'll play tomorrow, buddy, okay? Okay, sleep well. Are you trying to get rid of me? Before I answer that, I'd like to know how much you heard. So that's how it's gonna be, huh? Oh man, are you making me angry! And when I get angry, I do this! And I don't want to do that! I need this place! And if it's gonna come down to you or me, it's gonna be me! Chloe! Chloe, Chloe! I got a bad situation! Katie brought home a new dog from the pounds! She said he's my brother! I don't want a brother! And I don't- I don't even have a bed now! I'm sleeping on the floor like a dog! Why would Katie do this to me? Because she's a dog person, Max. And dog people do weird, inexplicable things. Like, they get dogs instead of cats. Okay, please don't start now, Chloe. That is not helping. Max, come on! I'm your friend, okay? And as your friend, I gotta be honest with you. I don't care about you or your problems. But if you don't do something about this guy, and soon, your perfect little life with your dumb human is gonna be over. Forever. Forever? Forever, yeah. Why is this mouse on my paw still? Look, if you really want to get your turf back, you're gonna have to start acting like the alpha dog. Right. Alpha dog. I can do that. Okay, okay. Please don't go. This time, really don't go. I'm running late. I gotta go. Wait, wait, stay for the trick. Spin. I'm doing spin. You guys be good. I'll see you later. Wait, wait, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, look, look, look. Listen, Duke. I'm not sure if you're aware, but one of those food bowls, technically, it's reserved for... I know maybe you didn't read the names, but that's my bowl. I know that... Hey, I mean, I was just thinking, I don't know, maybe we could institute some ground rules. I just thought that... Or not. I don't need a bowl. Here again? Rodent! Oh, Duke. Duke, Katie is not... Katie's gonna be so upset when she sees that... Katie's gonna flip out. When she sees how you trashed her whole place. Oh, it's just... It's just one vase. Is it, Duke? Is it? Oh, that's a shame. What are you doing? Whoa, what am I doing? Nothing. I'm... I'm a cute little doggie. I... Katie knows I wouldn't do anything like this. Oh, no. This could only be the work of a dangerous stray who hasn't laid down a foundation of trust. You're the new dog. And hey, Duke, what'd you go and do this for? I'm gonna... What, bite me? Rip my face off? Perfect. Wait till Katie finds out. Oh, hell, Katie, thank goodness you're here. I tried to stop him, but he's crazy. Now sit. Okay, okay, okay. Lay down. Good boy.