Mr Bean vs A Million Dollar Painting 🖼️ | Bean: The Movie | Mr Bean
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Just stay here, don't leave this room until I get back, okay?
This chart maps all the security elements for the big day.
And as usual in these circumstances, I've given the operation a codename, which is Operation Whistler's Mother.
It's not a snazzy title, but I think it works.
Ah!
Fear not, gentlemen.
With the system we've put in here, nothing will touch that painting short of an earthquake that brings down the whole gallery.
Once we've gotten the general safely inside, the key figure security-wise will be Dr. Bean.
We've got to protect the painting without getting in the good doctor's way.
Seems to be a problem with the...
...door.
Where's the picture going?
What, what, what, what?
Oh! Jesus! Oh, God! Oh!
Oh, Jesus! God! Oh!
Mary, Mother of Jesus! Jesus of Nazareth!
Why am I worrying about this? You did it!
All I have to do is go out and tell them what happened!
And they'll say, well, who left them alone with the picture?
And I say, me!
And they'll say, well, you're fired!
I say, fired!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
The missing firing is not enough!
Let's prosecute you for negligence!
Then I go to jail.
My wife leaves me.
My daughter becomes a prostitute.
I wind up on death row, staring a cell with Butch McDick!
Calm down.
I've just got to calm down.
Oh, God!
Which renders the underground ventilation ducts completely secure.
Yes, well, that's good to know.
Thank you, sir.

