How to survive your first camping trip Bears smell you PART ONE

I don't need my tinted moisturizer. I'm not as in shape as I once thought. You're not gonna die if you fall in by the way. Okay it's the day before Kim's first ever camping trip. This is Kaylee. This is Scott. And this is all of our stuff. And this is R.E.I. We're gonna fit this into one backpack. Should I bring my tinted moisturizer? Oh Katie just told Kim. I want to just take us back here. Katie just told Kim that no one ever brings deodorant or toothpaste. Well baking soda for toothpaste. No deodorant. But what's the problem with deodorant? Bears smell you. Scott over there by the way every camping trip needs like a dad or a mom who is the alpha. That's our alpha right there. I'm micromanaging my back dad. What happened? No no. You just took stuff out of my back. No this is no good. This is no good. Scott is so in it to win it. No. So you put that off yourself. Maybe. Maybe to save weight. Okay guys I'm so excited. We're gonna check back in again tomorrow morning. Kim it's gonna be okay. Put all of those. I don't need my tinted moisturizer. No honey. This is my toiletry bag. Okay ranger pen. Yeah here it is. Into the wilderness. I think it weighs a little more than I thought it was going to. Whoa this is extreme. Now is the only time it's appropriate for you to wear your cargo pants. Is that right? So we are heading into the woods. I think we're officially past the last toilet. Yes we're past the last toilet. We're going backpacking for the very first time. It only took about a week and a half to pack for it. We're in Colorado. So we're in the Rocky Mountain or whatever it's called. We're about to go up into these beautiful mountains. Yeah um but first I have to pee and I don't know how to do that. This needs to come closer together maybe. How are we doing Lola? Yeah. Okay my backpack is on. Mommy's backpack is on. Heavier than expected? A little heavier than expected. Our tinted moisturizer weighs a lot. Yeah maybe I shouldn't have brought that portable audio studio. Ready? Say cheese. This is a fun little challenging first hill. Feeling good? Lola lost the jacket. That's very smart. Whoa look at that awesome little overpass there. Nature! We're about halfway there. This little man who's caring about his weight and stuff is crushing it. Daddy's tired. Straight up with a heavy backpack so I'm not as in shape as I once thought. How you doing daddy? I mean I was all I'm okay with this big heavy pack. It's getting heavy. Yeah. You got it? Okay buddy you can do it. There's no flipping way. You're not gonna die if you fall in by the way. Yay! Ninja warrior. So our first literal obstacles we've encountered the world's most shallow stream and it has taken out our entire group. You guys we're two tenths of a mile away and it's straight up. Really? Yes. I'm so proud of what you've done so far. Now you're gonna feel when you get to the top. I feel like I'm gonna want a glass of wine. And you can have one. This is insanely steep. They're making us earn it. Last hundred yards straight up. I'm gonna bear crawl up the steep part. Lola I am so proud of you. I'm gonna throw up. You have the heaviest backpack of the kids and you're gonna make it. Say hi. This is awesome. Water! Oh my gosh. We're there. We made it mommy. We made it. Oh my gosh look at this. Yes! Now we gotta find out where to set up a tent. Look at this place. This is something out of an REI catalog. What are you doing Lola? I'm getting the hammock set. So the most important thing here is the wine. And the wine my friend. We gotta keep it cool right here. Yes. In the lake. So it came out of a big box of wine. This is more important than setting up a tent. Oh my gosh. This is so pretty. We're cooking. When's the last time you set up a tent honey? 14. You were 14. Okay. That's the wrong part. Yeah it's the wrong part. This is my friend Rick. He's already told me five different ways to go to jail or get fined for just smirching nature. So we're very excited. His name is Scott. His name is Rick. Yeah get over to the edge because aren't they going here? I clearly am gonna, it's gonna fit great with four people in here right? Yeah it's a four person tent. Is it a one-man pen tent? I could take up this whole tent. Four people or one pen. Rick here is assembling the exoskeleton. Oh wow. So this is what's called the crosspoint langle. You have no idea what you're talking about. I have a little time lapse set it set up. You guys. Mommy. Honey. I'm home. Tent. Right? You thought that was gonna take longer. This is camping 101 here. Here I'll take that. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh wow. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's yours camp. It's kind of foamy. Cheers. Hey guys. Cheers. We're on a spot to take a picture. Oh sorry. I'm just drinking my delicious wine. My camp wine. What happened there Holderness? I caught a tree. You caught a tree. No pressure Lola. Why did she start filming? But you gotta catch her dinner. You got it Lola. Lola has redeemed the Holdernesses. You did it. Oh he's so cute. Catch and release. So I caught this and I brought it up and it laid eggs and it's only. Okay good recap honey. She had a perfect cast and she set it perfectly. I've gone fly fishing four times in my life and I've never caught a fish and my daughter just caught a fish. She's 11. I know that honey. This is our kitchen. Here's our kitchen. Yeah. You like what we've done with it. I know the granite looks amazing. Freeze-dried macaroni and cheese so you can have your beige food no matter where we go. Let me see. Oh my gosh and then you just add water. This is our little stove. Oh you pour it in there. Yeah super easy. That way you don't have to clean the pot. Correct. That is so beige and orange my kids are gonna love it. Hi guys. Hi. I'm looking at the view. I'm looking at your head. Big head. Okay you're also horrible at holding still. Hey buddy. Is daddy coming in? Yeah he's coming in too. Okay so get it. So hold on now. Scoot down. Scoot down and. I can't. Yeah you can. I'm really on the wall. I know. Scoot down. So we're gonna all sleep in this one tent together. Daddy. Not really. We slept in the woods. No we didn't sleep. We were in the woods. I'm very relaxed and now terrified that I might actually need to have a bowel movement soon and I was hoping just to hold it for like the two and a half days we're here. Does Kim actually poop in the woods? Find out on the next episode of the Holder Mess.