Sharknado 2 - Parody

If you like Sharknado, and Sharknado 2, you're going to love our summer lineup. On August 6th, this quiet Colorado town is about to get noisy. Man, nothing ever happens in this town. Well, it is peaceful. You're right, it is peaceful. What the heck is that? Oh my dog! We're all gonna die! Dante's Pekingese. Looks like mother nature let the dogs out. On August 13th, the city of Los Angeles is about to heat up. Man, there's a lot going on in this town. Yeah, it's pretty chill though. Yeah, it is pretty chill. What the heck is that? Oh my dog! We're all gonna die! Bull canine. His bark is equally as bad as his bite, because when he barks, lava shoots out. On August 20th, this quiet town is about to be shaken up. Man, this town's great. Yeah, but it's pretty boring though. Yeah, it is pretty boring. What was that? It was an earthquake, but we're okay. No one's gonna die. Duck! Feeding the ducks has never been so terrifying. Oh, we're not done yet. And on August 27th, there's a storm brewing off the coast of Cape Cod. Yeah, I'll tell him. There's a hurricane coming. Yeah, but that's normal this time of year. I don't think this one's normal. It's cats. You gotta be kidding me. We're all gonna die! Hurricane. Hurricanes are for puss- Sci-fi, so bad it's, well, bad. This town's great. Yeah, but it's pretty boring though. Yeah, it is pretty boring. What was that? It was a duck quake.