Look a Cat! Say Hello!

Okay, so there's a surprise. Not really a surprise from us, but we're going to show you what the surprise is. Surprise! Greg rescued a kitty! Look at how cute! Can I see your eyeballs? Let me see your pretty eyeballs. Hi kitty! What's its name again? Chewy. Chewy! Look at you! He's got some mats. Greg's been brushing him. He's got some of the ear mites. But you'll get all cleaned up and then you'll have the best kitty home ever. Right? Right kitty? You can play in that big... AT-AT. He's in the box that Demon didn't plan. Oh, the one that you made? Well, you're also a baby kitty. Right? Hi! How are you? What do you think that is? Look! Kitty doesn't mind this. Look! Yeah, you're a strange cat. You're a strange cat. You like hands, huh? Yes you do. I don't know, this cat let me hold it like nothing. What you think kitty? Let me see the pretty face. Oh, there's a pretty face. Oh! I think that's just going to be quicker to just zip through it. Because it goes right up to his armpit. And there's so much loose skin there, I don't want to... Cut him. Yeah, there's a small guide. Right here. But that's the smallest guide I got. I don't know how to work these things. Front first. Like this here. Oh, you got to get it. It's got to be lined up. I'm going to hold him and I'm going to try to get that spot right there. Right here? It starts here, so you're going to have to start down here and go up. How do I turn it on? No, there's a... That's the depth setting. Oh, there's a button. I think that's what the guide's for. You just kind of rake it up. The problem is that's what the guide's got me worried about. It's going to clog. Pull the hair off the guide. I think you're going to have to just take the guide right off. Yup. Ok, kitty. Try this again. Look at that. This is so thick. It feels so much better, kitty. Oh, you're a good kitty. I'm giving you the eyeball. Good kitty. What a good kitty. I'm trying not to pull like real hard or anything. Alright, so see these are some of the mats that we're cutting out of the cat. I wish you guys could actually feel these. They're ridiculously... They're like hard almost. They were bad. Poor kitty. I got most of them out with combing the scissors. We're making them feel better. Slowly but surely. Ten people at our table, so it always becomes this really crazy, crazy day. But I'm going to try to remember to take video this year. Don't quote me on that. It's like my spirit hood. I think you guys have seen this one already. This is the red wolf one. Other than that, I'm on my way to ask Nick to go get my hair done. And take Tracy her sandwich. Because I don't think she's had it in a while. And some cookies. Mmm, cookies. Alright, I'll show you...