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Taylor Swift reporting live. What does Christmas mean to you? And I'm like, uh, heaving trees up a hill. I went three times and failed the test, like, each time. Go, go, go, go, go! Ha, ha! When people are condescending like that, it's not like they don't understand that I'm on free will. I'm a citizen of the United States of America. Rascal Flatts is here, Keith Irvin's here, everybody's here. I think the one person, though, that I, like, would not be able to talk in front of would be Miranda Lambert for some reason. I'm, like, obsessed with her. And I think if someone was to be like, Taylor, this is Miranda Lambert, I'd just stand there. I would just be, like, shaking. Kate Chesney, rock star. We're going to be showing you what we see. So, uh, stay tuned. Hang on tight. I had this head shot with me. Yeah, I straightened my hair for a while because, um, I think I was in denial, the fact that the hair's big. And, you know, shortly after that, I came out of it. I'm fine now. And, uh, it's sitting on the dashboard, so if it falls off, I'm sorry about that. It's my first experience with a TV cam. Look at that fountain! I want to play in it! My 18th birthday is 505 days. And, you know, I was talking about that. I was kind of joking around, and I had my label representative, Rick, and my mom in the car, and I was like, ha ha, 505 days, I'll be free. Everybody looks beautiful. I've just been walking around starry-eyed this whole time, just having a blast. This is Emily over here on fiddle. Now, Emily has a boyfriend, but she has agreed that what happens in L.A. stays there. Ha ha ha.