Best Animal Voiceovers - Ep. 46

Alright, Barry, we almost got it. Nope. Okay, yep. Keep going that way, Adam. You gotta go the other right, Barry. I'm going to the right, Adam. No, no, you're not. You gotta use your knees. Wait. Okay, I am using my knees. And twist. You gotta push up and then you twist. Do you know how much sugar is in this thing, Barry? I know. We're gonna be rich! I know, I know. Come on! God damn it, Adam! Focus. Focus. It's over, Bananakin. I have the high ground. Yo, give me that. Oh, f***. Not so curious now, huh, George? Jeremy, let go, dude. Let go. No, what were you saying? Oh, what were you saying? I was just playing. Yeah, I'm just playing, man. It's from a movie. It's from a movie. Star Wars. Okay, then. I'm sorry. I like movies. Movies are nice. What's your favorite? 2001 Space... No, no, put it down. I love you guys. That's my dog. Oh, I sure am, buddy. And you're my humans. He's not making some dogs. What was that? He's not gonna make any puppies. Wait, why would you say that? That doesn't have anything to do with the cone that is on my head. It's because it's balls. Whoa, whoa. Yeah. Well, can we just calm down? What did you just say? That he doesn't make any puppies. Wait, what did you say about my balls? He doesn't make a lot of puppies in his balls. Timmy, what are you talking about? He doesn't want to make a lot of puppies. I want to make puppies. Wait, why were we at the vet? And what's... Hold on, you guys aren't... This is the wrong doggy. This only has... This isn't right. We just only need one. Is that why I have these? That's right. Why did my balls... Where are my balls, Timmy? Don't touch me. All right, class, simmer down. We're gonna get started with today's lesson in flight 101. So, uh, hey, I said simmer down, all right? But before we get started on that, we're gonna do snack time, okay? So I'm just gonna throw up this rat I ate about a double hour ago. My turn, my turn, my turn. Little Johnny, here you go. It's your turn, bud. I love this class so much, guys. All right, there you go. A little more. Wow, look at that giant eagle. It's coming straight for us. I can't wait to say hi. Okay, here we go, baby. Last question. If you have six bananas, George eats three, King Kong has two, how many bananas are left? Okay, I carry the one. This is square root. Monkey see, monkey do. Ten bananas. You have ten. Oh, my cat, I gotta get out of here. Oh, jeez, it's locked. Yeah, right, what do you do with a towel? You know I'm bad at opening... Oh, get out of here. Don't. Listen, man, I'm real sorry. I didn't mean to get into your cafeteria. I just need some catnip. I gotta trade the cat lines here in an hour. Just please let me go, man, please. All right, here we go, baby. You might want to back it up down there, Pete. You know they used to call me Bigfoot in high school. Keep going. I'm gonna send this one to the moon. You ready? Here we go. It's a butt. Excuse me, Janice. What are you... Are you recording my feet? Look at me, bitch. What do you think this is, OnlyPaws? Get the... Hey, Shelly, can I ask you something real quick, baby girl? Yeah, what is it, Andrew? Not like it's a big deal or anything, but all of my grandpa's piglets were pink, and, you know, Marcus, Jimmy, and Timmy are, you know, black. You know why that might have happened? Oh, look at the trees over here, Andre... Andrew, isn't it beautiful? Shelly? Yeah, I really miss her, Jimbo. It hurts knowing she's gone. I'm just tired of it all, man. Remember when I first met her in the Cub Scouts? Went on a date down there at the creek. Used to catch fish with the bare hands, man. I was in love. Now she's gone. Lost my job. Said they're sick of me doing the bare minimum. Not even a week later, Georgina left. Took Benny and Alex. She left me for that bastard Grizzly Greg. He's about as dumb as a stump. Full of termites. The pain, man. It's unbearable. Seven years together, and she just up and walked away. Talking about we're polar opposites or something. You're right. Just looking for a way out. You know what I mean, Jimbo? Jimbo, you listening to me? What are you doing this weekend? Think we could hit the pub? There's a new spot downtown that just opened up. I think it's called The Den. You know what? Yeah, I'm just gonna get going, man. Go look for some honeys. You know where it's at, right? Just meet me there tonight. Johnny, Johnny, I'm coming. I'm coming. Hold on. Hold on. Just gotta... Wait, wait, wait. Just gotta look. Both ways, alright? Gotta make sure that the path is clear. Tony, okay? So let me just... It's looking pretty good here. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo, you got any nuts, man? I heard you got those mixed berry nuts. I'm gonna name you Kevin. My name is Valencia Materio Hawthorne. So let's get that thing straight, alright? But yo, yo, yo. You like my red hair? I think it's actually stupid. But, you know, that's just one bird's opinion. Tony, you... Whoa, ----, you hearing that? You hearing that? That must be a huge eagle up there, man. Wow, Jesus Christ. Anyways, but yeah, those mixed berry nuts. You know, I heard from... I heard from Raphael that you have some pretty good nuts. Whoa, Jesus. They actually... I'm kind of like a woodpecker, you know what I mean? But, you know, I don't have the biggest beak, you know? But it's not the size of the beak, Tony. It's how you use the beak, you know? So, well, that's at least what my girlfriend tells me, but... You ready? Don't touch me, Jonathan. It's my son bathing. Oh, hurt. Oh, my God. Unhand me. Alright, ready? Don't do the papa's party thing, please, for the love... One, two, three, pee for papa. Is this what it has come to? Being masqueraded like a stuffed puppet for a TikTok? Ugh. I do get tuna Tuesdays, though. I do hate my life. Thank God I have this lunch break, man. I'm so sick of working for Dan. Do this, Terry, do that. Yeah. Screw your damn Dan, Dan. That's what I'm going to say next time. Make a fool out of me. He told me seven 12-hour shifts. Thought I wouldn't notice that that's 24-7. Like, are you serious? I got a family, dude. What, am I just supposed to never see them? I got to choose between sleep and my family? Yeah, **** you, Dan. Rocky. This is your conscience speaking. We need you to know that you're a little bitch. And the cat is so much better than you in every way, shape, and form. He's beautiful. Faster. Stronger. You. You are nothing. You never will be. What? Piece of ----, Sue. Gerald, what? Why are you laughing? Where am I? Hey, Doc. You think you could take a look at my eye? Let's see here. Let's get this gravel here. What seems to be the problem? It's pretty bad. It's drifting away. Oh, that's not looking good. I don't... Whoa. What are you guys talking about? Oh, Doc, I think I feel... Hey, whoa. How the hell did you get in my office? I'm not even a real doctor. Let me go. Help me. No. Doc. Get out. Well, hey, hey, hey. How's it going, y'all? Listen, my name's Humphrey. I'm here. I'm your tour guide. I'm here if y'all need anything. Oh, y'all got the AC in there, huh? That must be nice, you know? The sun's hotter than my hump on a Wednesday. Am I right? Say something about carrots. Listen, I'm coming around the other side so I can hear y'all better. You know, I'll come way down yonder. Y'all look... Y'all seem like some real nice fellas. Oh, ----. Is that what you think it is? That's not a carrot, bro. I'll take it. We got round two. All right. Well, y'all ain't just the sweetest, you know? I'm asking for food all the time, but people just can't see me. Maybe it's my camouflage. I don't know. You see the pyramids lately? They're real nice. Marley, you got to calm down, okay? Your plaque buildup is really getting... Is that a squirrel? I charge by the hour, and you know that. Marley, I'm dropping you as a client. My tooth. Oh, ----.