Ron Funches ｜ My son Is A 10-Year-Old Mob Boss)
6 Video Views·May 5, 2026
2014 was a big year for @ronfunches. He completed his marriage. His son turned 10. The cat may or may not be deaf. And somewhere on a bus, he met a man living his truth.
You all look lovely. Oh, hello, Mr. Whiteface. I mean you no harm, so please don't come at me.
That's a conversation I had with a kitty cat several days ago. It's also now the
slogan for Black History Month. I have a cousin that's very sensitive when it comes to racism.
He called me one day because he was quite upset that he went to a tuba recital
where he was one of only three black tuba players, and he thought that was racist.
And I wanted to agree, but then I realized three black tuba players
is a lot of black tuba players. If you see more than five black tuba players,
you're watching an outcast video. It's been a great year for me. I've accomplished a lot
of personal goals. I completed my marriage. That's wonderful. My son also turned 10 years old,
which is great. It's been a pleasure watching him grow up from a little bitty baby
into a 10-year-old psychopath. And you can chart his descent into madness
by how he's changed his stance on pinatas.
When he was a toddler, he was terrified of pinatas. It was my job to vanquish them.
Now he treats a pinata like he's a mob boss from New Jersey,
and Optimus Prime owes him several thousand dollars. Guys, I saw a horrible thing recently.
I saw a gentleman on a bus with a tattoo on his neck that just read,
Linda. That guy hates Linda. Or he has to remind himself
to be intimate with Linda. Either way, Linda could do better.
Bought my son a cat recently. You might know him as Mr. Whiteface.
Got him one from the Humane Society, which may have been a mistake
because most of their cats are defective. I found this out because when I went to buy one,
it says you can get this cat, but we're 99% sure he's deaf or he's just a cat.
Oh, y'all like that cat ownership stuff? You guys big into cats.
Found out horrible news while I was there because they force you to read brochures.
Did you know that 40% of all American cats are obese?
I don't know why you would chuckle at that. I'll repeat it so you understand the gravity
of the situation. 40% of all American cats are obese, which is only great news
if you love fat. Here's Skittles. Thank you for your time.