Can You Get A Cockatoo To Stay Still？？？)

This is ******* great. This is ******* amazing. This is ******* great. **** the bird. You know it's supposed to be 80 some degrees today. And tomorrow it's back to 50 again. Popeye, is that what you think of the weather? That's what you think of the weather? Can't make up his mind, can you? One extreme to the other. I know. Where are you going? Bye. Sucks. Get your socks on, Max. Why are you so crazy about socks? Hi. Hello. How are you today? Hi. Hello. Take a look out the window. See what's going on in here today. Hello. See any duckies? Where's the duckies at? Popeye, we're eating some of your food. I think the lens needs cleaning. Looks a little blurry. Smoky, hazy. I don't know. You don't know. Where are you going? What are you going to do on the floor? What are you going to do down there? You're the one that wanted down there. You're the one that wanted on the floor. Not mine. Not me. I know. But you're the one that wanted on the floor, right? Do you know what you wanted on the floor for? You don't know. You don't know why you wanted on the floor. Parkies. Take out your food. Take out your food for the birdies. Take out your old food for the birdies. Hi. Hello. There's no... You can't see her. There's nothing out there. It's cold and chilly. Hello. Anybody home? Max is in the house. Nobody's out there. Hi. All right. Time for goodbye. See you later. Bye. See you later, alligators. Bye-bye. That's a wrap for today. Hi.