Marvel Cast Being Funny For 7 Minutes Straight

There was a few things that I couldn't do. There's one... There was like some time where they dangled my poor stunt double under a helicopter and dunked him in a lake. It was at this moment that he knew he fucked up. Damn it. This is live, isn't it? So at one point, Spiderman ends up in a lake. But um... I'm gonna get in so much trouble now. Oh no! But yeah, and I was like let me do it, let me do it. And then when I saw him do it and get dunked in the lake, I'm so happy I let him do that one because that was the scariest thing I've ever seen. Can you imagine? Flying under a helicopter and being dunked in a lake. I mean... I don't get paid enough for that ----. Sorry. Again. Again. I can't help it. I'm sorry. You like me. Would you rather fight Chris Evans, Chris Pratt or Chris Pine? You know what? All three of them at the same time. You know what I'd do? Destroy all of them. And then all of a sudden the gate would be opened up for me to just accept being the one Chris and only Chris. The only Chris. They're imposters. And can you say cowboy hat from Gucci? Wrangler on my booty. Cowboy hat from Gucci. Wrangler on my booty. Is Ryan Reynolds mean? How mean? He's Canadian. You punch a couple hundred orphans and suddenly you're mean. What did he say? This is what I don't understand. But from the door today I got a parcel from none other than Mr. Mark Ruffalo himself and I thought I would open it on live for you guys. I don't know what it is. I'm quite excited. It's quite thin. So this is like an unboxing video on YouTube. Today I'll be unboxing a gift from Mark Ruffalo. Let's see what it is. Yo. That's dope. I guess this is the new Avengers Infinity War May 4th. That is so cool. Hi Tom. I'm so excited to be working with you on Infinity War. I thought you'd like to be the first to see the poster for the movie. Enjoy Mark Ruffalo. He fucked up. How's it like to work with your friend Benedict? Did Benedict Cumberbatch write these questions? You can just call me and ask me these questions if you like. Infectious. I've only got control of some things here. Anyway move on to there so now you can play around. Benedict. Perfect. You might have given it to the wrong hand. But other than that I like it. Digging into a bit more serious stuff. Is this the Rosetta Stone? It's the Mind Stone. That's the Rosetta Stone. To kind of dig into this movie a little bit I'm curious just because where we last saw your characters. Benedict Cumberbatch did the exact same thing. I knew he did. I was going full Benadryl Cumberbatch with that. Just completely derailed the interview. Have I mentioned how ugly you are? Everybody's talking about it. Do you even know how to spell your name? Because no one else does. That kind of deep. Was that like an N's and S's thing? That's because I don't know the spell. Don't you? Your biceps look like Thanksgiving turkeys. Do they? No they look great Chris. I'm sorry. Do you think Loki is a better sorcerer than Doctor Strange? Yes. Blood is thicker than water. So pick me. It's not real blood because it's frost-dried. Adopted, blue. When it comes down to it, it's just true blood. That's it. We've settled it forever. Love eating cake. I have no problem with eating cake. Here's the thing. I think eating cake is a genuine pleasure. So I don't feel guilty about it. Very happy to eat as much cake as I choose. And I think people should eat more cake. If they want. Don't if you don't. I try not to feel guilty about pleasures. I think if it's a pleasure that's not hurting anyone else, I think you should indulge it and not feel guilty about it. And I think people should eat more cake. If they want. Don't if you don't. Should we do that one? Wow! Yes! I'm telling you right now. I'm sitting right next to him. Dude is covered in eyeliner. He has no eyes. It's crazy. He has no eyes. No eyes. I actually only have one eye. Thank you for bringing up a really horrible thing that happened to me. If not Thor, which Avenger would you like to play? Let's just change time for a second. I'll be Doctor Strange. I'm going to bend time. Send you back. Probably Captain America. You'd like to play Captain America? But we changed it to Captain Australia. And they have a different accent. And be like, G'day mate. How's it going mate? All for one, one for all. Does he wear the Australian flag? Of course. He does have a shield. He has a boomerang. Nice. Coming straight back? Yep. He's like iconic Australian. What other Australian superpowers does he have? He'd ride a kangaroo. Amazing. And he'd have a crocodile as his wingman. He'd swing it around by the tail and it'd just bite people. I want to see this movie. Is there a Captain Australia? Really quick, because I don't have much time left. If you guys could switch with anyone in the MCU. Grace Lee, switching with Paul Rudd. Jeremy Renner. I can't wait to be little. I'm going to ruin my little ass out of here. I don't know.