You're here because you need a haircut, right? I get it. The process proves unnecessarily hard. And the anxiety involved in switching styles overwhelms even the coolest cat. Although the core styles haven't changed much since the early 20th century, icons aplenty can shift and reshape the status quo with a simple visit to their high-end salon. They'll leave with a gravity-defying haircut you envy, fetching camera-wielding paparazzi along the way.
And don't get me wrong, the captured celeb looks great. No matter the hairdo, it seems they can do no wrong. Publications suddenly proclaim the current moment the era of the upright bob — that's a fake haircut, but indulge me — and you're left wondering, "Why doesn't my hair look like that?" or "How do I even ask for that?" Stop that. Starting points abound and can act as a way forward toward your desired haircut. Using a classic style like a crew cut as the foundation, for example, one can tweak it a little to add edge or skew conservative.
Unless you're forced to abide by rigid grooming regulations – a la the military, although they've since adapted their code to include ponytails, buzzcuts and dreadlocks — there's no sense in limiting what your hair can look like. Minimal research — aka a quick Google search — reveals millions of ways to wear your hair. But look around, men's haircuts aren't that different from person to person, and switching styles isn't rocket science. The good ones stick around and the bad ones are blips.
It's also important to consider length. Some styles take months — if not years, depending on how fast your hair grows — to achieve. Others are quick yet irreversible decisions. Before you go bald or commit to billowing layers, think about it a little more simply. Look at yourself in the mirror; then at your photo reference; yourself in the mirror again; the haircut once more; envision it all over again. Bring the photo with you but be ready to make adjustments, albeit minor.
"A photo reference, whether it be some cuts you've seen (from a celebrity standpoint) or just looks you've seen on social media, can be a really great jumping-off point. At that point, you're not necessarily discussing very strict terms in regards to texture, length or whatever it may be, but it's more so trying to look at that photo, see if it works with that person's personal style and then tailoring something to them that's going to be close. There's no such thing as one-size-fits-all for this," Rob McMillen, co-founder of NYC barbershop Mildred, tells us. He also offers his opinions on how long you should wait between appointments. "If you keep it really short, [you should go] two to three weeks; if you keep something medium length, three to five; and if you have a longer look, maybe it's five to seven or even longer."
That means the haircut your favorite athlete wore last week won't look identical on you — or your friend or your father — and especially so a week or two after it's cut. Tailoring a style to your face shape, aesthetic, activities and schedule requires assistance from a trained barber. First, figure out your face shape. Then, seek out a style you're interested in, find a local barber, book an appointment and get the look you've been yearning for — or something close to it. And bring whichever photo you need.
What do you do for Thanksgiving?
I went to my aunt's house.
She lives right there in Wyoming and San Francisco.
Oh, okay. That's cool, man.
And you were at your dad's house the other day.
Oh, yeah.
Your brother came over.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, we've got like a small family,
but it was like him, my grandpa, and my grandma.
And that's it for us, you know?
Football and everything.
Everything's been going good.
They asked me if I wanted to be a manager at Wendy's.
Oh, nice.
It's just kind of hard to do right now,
because I know they want someone full-time,
and I'm still in school, so...
Oh, yeah.
The fact that you're employed and you're in high school
and you have a real job,
that's impressive as far as I'm concerned.
Thank you, man.
You know, I don't work, like, bullshit hours.
I try to work like 30 a week or something.
That's going insane.
God, you've barely been in this ******* dream.
Right?
You've done nothing wrong.
I'll tell you what, though.
I'm, like, rarely at the house, though.
It's like I'm either at, like, school or at work,
or I'm just, like, going out or some ----.
Like, it's not always busy, you know?
Where do you get, like, the papers and stuff like that
that have all the, like, UFC headlines?
The papers that are hung on the wall or whatever?
Yeah.
Those are the actual metal...
Those are, like, the...
Those are the originals.
Oh, no ----.
Yeah.
Damn, that's cool.
Hell yeah.
That's how they printed these people on those.
Mm-hmm.
You've been cutting minors since, like, 2019, man.
Yeah, a few years.
That's two years.
Yeah, and you weren't driving way back then or whatever.
Nah.
Like, I kind of was.
I was just, like, starting to, like, with a permit and ----,
but, yeah, dude, it's crazy.
I get it.
You were kind of driving back then,
but it was like you weren't driving by yourself
or something like that.
Yeah, like, I had to be with, like, my parents or whatever,
but, yeah, dude, it's crazy.
I mean, you've been cutting my brother's hair for, like, this long, too.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, he's right up at the dispensary right down the street and everything.
Every once in a while, he'll pop in and...
What is it, Pure Leaf or...?
He's over at, uh...
I think R. Greenleaf or whatever it is.
Oh, okay, okay.
Hell yeah.
He's over there on Mahal.
Yeah, dude.
Mahal in, like, Washington or whatever.
Yeah, I saw you over there.
Yeah, I do that *******, like, Skywalker ----.
That's some good ----, man.
That's funny.
Oh, yeah, that turf slush or whatever it was?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I knew what you were saying.
Hell yeah.
Goddamn.
Dude, that ---- good as ****, man.
It's a hybrid, too.
Them hybrids will get you, man.
Yeah.
Shit, I bet you were all busy, like, this past week.
Everyone getting their Thanksgiving cuts and ----.
Yeah, for sure.
I was, like, trying to book an appointment for you,
and it was, like, two days in advance.
I was like, oh, ----.
Yeah, it was, like, a hunt.
It's been weird lately.
It's like, yeah.
Yeah, dude, it's ******* good.
Goddamn.
It's getting busier and busier.
It's time to have some money go down.
Right.
This woman wants to...
I didn't even realize that they had, like, another barbie.
They're, like, literally in the same lot.
Or, like, is that one open?
No, they're closed.
Oh, ----.
There is no more.
They're gone.
You beat them out.
Yeah, but you know what they're doing?
It's like, there's a tattoo shop that's gonna come up.
It's like, hey, guys, change your sign
and put your tattoo name on there.
Wait, that's what it is now?
Yeah, it's an all-girls tattoo shop.
Oh, ****.
Yeah, they need to change their sign.
Yeah.
Cause, ****, man.
Some people are gonna try to get a baby.
Yeah.
And I guess they're so whipped out
that they don't do walk-in appointments
or any of that ----.
But it's like, just look at this ----, man.
For real, right?
The shop in there that has the older sign on there.
Gotta represent yourself.
Exactly.
That'd be the first thing I'd switch out.
Be like, this is my *******...
Imagine you open up a dispensary
and you left on Sir Menslowne's sign on there.
Now you got a special ---- on.
It's not giving me props.
So it's like...
And then, hey, do you wanna do a line-up with it
or keep it natural?
A line-up might be...
Cause, actually, I do have a couple little baby heads
that are sticking out.
And I could do one of two things.
I could line the front up with the sides
or I could just line the sides up.
You wanna do both?
Or just the sides?
Let's do both.
Or do you wanna just do the sides up here?
I ain't got you watching.
We'll do both and I'll lightly do the top.
That way it's not like anything crazy
or doesn't push your hair like that.
I'm gonna start making beats
that way I can...
I don't get copyrighted with this scene
or any volume in the background.
For real?
Yeah.
That's cool.
He came in today.
He's a rap artist and everything
and does music and he's a producer as well.
Yeah, I'm trying to learn how to make beats too.
I'm getting a little drum pads or whatever.
Yeah, you can learn how to make beats on it.
The same thing, if I do blow up
with the beats I'm using now
I wouldn't be able to make profit off of them
just cause they're not mine.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
We're up.
So you're gonna start actually...
So you and me are on the same track pretty much.
I'm at the same section you're at.
It's like, okay, when this happens
it's like we can't be having those videos
with other...
Cause it's like, we got the talent
but we can't be doing ---- like that.
Yeah, it's just a starting point.
To get comfortable with filming
and all that other YouTube music.
Yep.
It's like, oh yeah.
Oh, **** yeah, dude.
Oh yeah, in the back.
Yeah, you can see...
That was dope as ****, man.
Thanks.
Hey, what's your Instagram handle?
Oh, I think you tell them, dude.
Oh yeah.
Follow me at Undead Dave, you know.
It's just the way it comes.
I don't post a whole lot
but I'll be dropping music, snippets
and all that on there.
Stay tuned, man.
Big things coming on the way.
Follow this homie.
Hell yeah.