No Luck for a Wedding & Fran's Big Night | The Nanny

Oh my God! That's got to be at least three carrots! And that's the small one. Take a look at this one Sammy got for me. Oh! See, that's why it's good to marry someone 89. He forgot he bought me this one. Oh yeah, that Sammy's got incredible taste. Who's Sammy? The guy you're engaged to. I'm engaged? Oh! I've got to tell the girls in the home. Hey Esther! Holly! I'm getting married! I'll tell you Sheila. Our 85 year old grandmother's getting married before we are. What does she have that we don't? Removable teeth. I can't believe Mr. Sheffield is dumping me. Look at this. It's his favorite little teapot. Whoops. Well Granny, I cannot believe that you did that when this lollipop vase is so much more expensive. Man, who needs them? Yeah. Gah! How many was that? One. What do you say we take a lunch break? He is making me hold his sweaty ankles while he does sit-ups. And he's wearing really baggy shorts. Are you getting the picture here? Now Brighton, the man has just had a heart attack. We have to try to show a little more consideration. Daddy! Why did you say daddy? Now he's going to know I'm out here. Sir, my tea is lukewarm. Would you mind? Mr. Sheffield is not going to dump you. You and Sheila do not lead parallel lives. Does she still have that stupid best friend? Oh, I am so getting dumped. Now meanwhile, this room is stunning. But where's the aphrodisiac effect? I don't see it. Oh, my God! Oh, that working out is paying off big time, mister. Pick you up at eight. Wear something. Velcro? Toriello. Looking good. Well, at least somebody's getting some use out of my new coochina. Hello. Hey, cuz. And it's so late. Oh, yeah. Mitch. She got back together with Mitch. I'm going to get back together with Mr. Sheffield. Granny, you're going to have to find yourself a new decorator because Mitch wants me to quit my job. And I never have to work again. Well, Niles, is everyone ready? Maxwell, Margaret, Brighton, Gracie? Very good. And? And what? Oh, for heaven's sake, he's your favorite. Lucid day? There are four? Oh, right. I know him. Yep. Yep. I've seen that face. Of course you have. Niles, are you done with my picture of us with Macaulay Culkin? Sylvia, you look amazing. Thank you. It's from the Joanne Worley collection. How could you wear pants to a formal affair? This isn't a gown. Oh, and here I am thinking I'm looking so sexy with this high slit. Hi. Oh, this is going to be such a great night, and I'm so happy you guys get to share it with me. But if I see your faces after the screening, you're dead, because that's when the date kicks in. Sweetheart, do you remember the night of your prom when you came home with your dress all disheveled and your bra sticking out of your purse? Yeah. Let's hope history repeats itself! My God, you look lovely. Thank you. But it's friend's night. Compliment her. Well, I suppose we should get going. Yes, yes, we should. Let's go, Margaret, Brighton, Gracie, Sydney! You guys go ahead. I'll be out in a minute. I just want to check my face. I'll be okay. Now, I know that we haven't talked since John John went through at the wedding. But I really love this guy. So please help me to make everything go good tonight. I suppose a sign that you heard me would be too much to ask. Come on, Miss Fine! Oh, I'm afraid the limos are a tad crowded, so you're going to have to sit on my lap. That'll do. I want some popcorn. Ooh, I'll take you, Gracie. Oh, I'll go. No, no, no, Miss Fine, Miss Fine, I'll go. Remember, you're not my nanny tonight. Tonight, you're my date. And you're my escort. You see to my needs. You do for me. You want something? Roll us. He doesn't give a rat's patootie if I know the kids' names. If he cares about his name, fine. Oh, you've still got a shot. Why else would he ask you to look after Sydney? When did he do that? Oh, no, no, in the limo. When we stopped for gas. Yatters. Well, where is he? Oh, dear, I thought he was with you. Sydney! Sydney! Oh, hey, that's that hotel we stayed at. Yeah, look, there's Elton playing tennis. That's where I talked to him. That's where I said, you-hoo. You want to tell me what happened? Oh, I just lost my temper. This bloody woman at the end of the court waving to me. You-hoo.