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You're here because you need a haircut, right? I get it. The process proves unnecessarily hard. And the anxiety involved in switching styles overwhelms even the coolest cat. Although the core styles haven't changed much since the early 20th century, icons aplenty can shift and reshape the status quo with a simple visit to their high-end salon. They'll leave with a gravity-defying haircut you envy, fetching camera-wielding paparazzi along the way.
And don't get me wrong, the captured celeb looks great. No matter the hairdo, it seems they can do no wrong. Publications suddenly proclaim the current moment the era of the upright bob — that's a fake haircut, but indulge me — and you're left wondering, "Why doesn't my hair look like that?" or "How do I even ask for that?" Stop that. Starting points abound and can act as a way forward toward your desired haircut. Using a classic style like a crew cut as the foundation, for example, one can tweak it a little to add edge or skew conservative.
Unless you're forced to abide by rigid grooming regulations – a la the military, although they've since adapted their code to include ponytails, buzzcuts and dreadlocks — there's no sense in limiting what your hair can look like. Minimal research — aka a quick Google search — reveals millions of ways to wear your hair. But look around, men's haircuts aren't that different from person to person, and switching styles isn't rocket science. The good ones stick around and the bad ones are blips.
It's also important to consider length. Some styles take months — if not years, depending on how fast your hair grows — to achieve. Others are quick yet irreversible decisions. Before you go bald or commit to billowing layers, think about it a little more simply. Look at yourself in the mirror; then at your photo reference; yourself in the mirror again; the haircut once more; envision it all over again. Bring the photo with you but be ready to make adjustments, albeit minor.
"A photo reference, whether it be some cuts you've seen (from a celebrity standpoint) or just looks you've seen on social media, can be a really great jumping-off point. At that point, you're not necessarily discussing very strict terms in regards to texture, length or whatever it may be, but it's more so trying to look at that photo, see if it works with that person's personal style and then tailoring something to them that's going to be close. There's no such thing as one-size-fits-all for this," Rob McMillen, co-founder of NYC barbershop Mildred, tells us. He also offers his opinions on how long you should wait between appointments. "If you keep it really short, [you should go] two to three weeks; if you keep something medium length, three to five; and if you have a longer look, maybe it's five to seven or even longer."
That means the haircut your favorite athlete wore last week won't look identical on you — or your friend or your father — and especially so a week or two after it's cut. Tailoring a style to your face shape, aesthetic, activities and schedule requires assistance from a trained barber. First, figure out your face shape. Then, seek out a style you're interested in, find a local barber, book an appointment and get the look you've been yearning for — or something close to it. And bring whichever photo you need.
Hey, dude.
He kicked your ass at you?
Yeah.
And I said, yeah.
And I got you right afterwards.
Come on in.
Just so I can get him hooked up.
That was a bad vibe.
It's like, oh, he's not getting in.
I don't want someone to not get in.
Now I want to pay attention to you.
This damn thing, he came up the second time.
My rifle was right there.
Happened to be there.
And so I grabbed it up, man.
And I took two willing shots right behind him.
Because I didn't want to
**** with a dead coyote.
And I figured, well, now, bam, bam.
He does probably hit him.
He runs off like he's hit.
So I figured, all right, cool, man.
I took care of that problem.
For the next two days in a row,
I see this ******* thing coming up again, man.
And this damn thing's not scared.
He's coming up to my house.
And the next two times I shot him,
I didn't have time.
By the time I went and got my rifle and came back out,
I was rushed, and he was already running off.
And I popped at him, but
he was ******* hauling, you know.
So anyway, it's just,
I've been looking for him now, you know.
And you don't often want to have
it your way, you know.
Yeah, and so anyway, this damn thing, he's casing me, man.
Well, so is there that smart in the game?
God, they're smart, man.
That's what I kind of thought.
I got this old book, man.
It was written by an old Texan man named
J. Frank Dobie, and he's an old
1920s author, and
kind of like one of those old western statesmen,
you know, how they used to be kind of
halfway pioneer, halfway,
I don't know what they were, but
a few famous old dudes.
He wrote a book called The Lore of the Coyote,
and he goes into depth on, you know,
back when they were worth money to trap,
and they had a bounty on them,
and how smart the coyote really was, you know.
And
how smart they are,
like out here with this coyote's doing,
he's luring my dog out,
you know, trying to be, he's wild as hell,
but he's coming up all docile,
I love you, god damn!
Yeah, he's coming up with his tail wagging,
and his head all low, you know, like,
come play with me.
And he'll get my dog to chase him out, you know,
beyond the safety of the house, and that's it, you know.
And
so that's what's going on. He's got a full-on
case, man, and I call it half
measures, because I blasted around him
without shooting him, and now he's like, okay,
that's all you got, you know. Oh, I see
what you're saying. Yeah, and
I didn't want to shoot him, you know.
He's opening the windows, and he's like,
That's right, he knows me. I get it now.
Now I get what you're saying. I kind of don't like that either.
It's kind of that, you know, it's like,
because then what? You play too nice,
and your dog's dead, you know what I mean? That's what's going on,
and I feel it, because every time I turn around
here for the last four days, there he is,
right on the edge of safety,
you know, like right out there, looking at my dog.
How big is this tire? It's bigger
than a normal one, because when I first
saw him, he was far off, and I thought he was
somebody's dog, yeah. And I was
Googling right after, wolves in New Mexico.
And there's a great wolf in New Mexico,
because I saw one by my house.
You know, this might be,
because he's big, and then
he's all by himself, and what he did was
a weird thing, man, like about a week ago,
he went right at the edge of my property,
and these people got some sheep down there.
He sat down there and was barking like a dog,
man, just sitting there,
like all day long,
and so I got
my rifle, and I went down there, kind of snuck up
on him, but he was on the other people's
property, you know, right at the
edge of it, so I couldn't take a,
you know, I didn't just want
to shoot him anyway, you know, I wanted to
scare him away, but
I'm going to try, I'm going to shoot him,
and make a best out of this ************.
I'm going to, man.
I didn't want to, you know, it's like, man,
I don't want to mess with him.
But I'm going to do it, yeah.
I feel you, because he keeps pissing you off,
it's like, you know, in the beginning, I was kind of like,
man, damn, but it's like,
you know, you're right in that fine line.
He's chasing it big time,
man, like he's just a snag, he's waiting for the opportunity.
There's this little mound of dirt,
you know, about 100 yards back in my
backyard that, or it's on the other
property, but you can see it
right out my doors and everything,
man, he was just standing on that thing, you know,
just waiting, you know, like when we come out
the first day and all, he was just standing out there
looking, you know, he's on his
way.
And what kind of dog is he though? He's a little one,
man, he's about a 30 pound little,
it's a red terrier,
but he's got a little, maybe some pit bull
in him or something too, because he's a little bigger.
Yeah, I see, yeah,
I see. So he is
He'd be gone in a second,
man, for sure.
It's been crazy out there,
man, with the elk season coming on, man,
just all of a sudden,
the last two months I've had, you know, big herds
of about 20 and 30 elk coming through the yard,
and I got this,
I had an idea,
I pulled up a YouTube, cow, elk
and estrus, you know, and it's basically
a booby call, man, you know,
a female elk going, what's up?
And I started playing it
out the window, man, I had this
elk, man, I got pictures, I got the whole
video, man, he comes running up in my yard,
man, and my dog's
barking and everything, but he didn't give a damn,
he was looking out like, what's up, where you at?
You know, and he came in,
from here to my truck, from my front door,
and I'm filming it, so I said, what the hell,
let me see what'll happen, I start playing it
out the back window, he jumps the fence
again, goes to the backyard,
he's looking around for it, I said, let's see what I can do,
I caught him in the front yard again, man,
this, you know, this big 800 pound elk,
man, looking in my windows for a,
felt like I could have brought him in the house,
man. You should have shot him. I should have.
Or can you, are you allowed to or not?
No, I don't have a. Then don't do it.
Yeah, I don't have my tag, it's a,
all the neighbors, man, they're all local people,
you know, they're all Native American local
people, they're all, I mean, don't worry about it, you know,
they're like, I'm not saying anything. Yeah,
I wouldn't do that, just because, you know what I mean?
I hear you, that's a, yeah.
Is there any
rattlesnakes out there and everything or not?
I haven't seen them, but I have two big ass
snake sheds right in my
little, right outside the back door,
you know, like, so,
there's somewhere out there. Rattlesnakes
or? It's either that or a
gopher snake, because it's, they're only two big snakes.
I got you, yeah, and their pattern
kind of looks similar. Yep, and this is just,
greater, kind of,
weird looking, brown color.
Yep, I haven't seen even one of them yet,
but I've had two big old, you know, like the sheds,
this long and big thick.
Oh, yeah, that's big. Yeah, yeah.
That's what I was thinking. Just when you say that
big and everything, that's something good.
That's what I was thinking. I mean, that's not,
you're living out there amongst, like,
you know, most of the driving out there,
it's like, goddamn. It's wild.
It is, man.
I got the eagles, you know, that's another
thing I'm scared about that dog, man. I got eagles,
they got wingspan, they look like that couch
and it's no ----.
Yeah.
There was an eagle that was actually in a tree
that was looking at my dog,
that was, like, in the front yard and everything, and it's like,
you know,
a little tiny one. It may not grab yours,
but it probably would, dude. I think
he would, man. Yeah, it probably would,
it's amongst that size.
Yeah, you want something crazy, I saw it out there,
speaking of wildlife, it's just kind of,
all right, so I'm driving on this little
part of my road, and it's kind of
gravelly, and this was towards the end of summer,
and we had a bunch of grasshoppers, you know, every time you drive,
they just, you know, they're going everywhere.
Well, man, one of them, it was
exceptionally big grasshopper, you know,
caught my eye, and out of the corner of my eye,
he jumped out like this, with a
freaking groundhog, man.
Damn!
Comes out of a ditch like this, and ran
and caught it like you would cut a pass.
Jesus Christ!
Damn! It went like that and grabbed it,
and then it disappeared in the grass,
you know, I didn't see it anymore, but I said,
That's the trick, dude, it's like,
damn! It looked like a big fat squirrel,
he just came out of nowhere, and he
caught it like he was catching a pass, man.
Holy ----, I've never
seen anything like that before.
Yep.
I mean, he was like a,
like a half a cigar, you know.
Yeah, it was funny, though, man,
this little thing, he just,
crapped it like a, his little arms were like this,
it went like this, man.
Then he kind of went back into the dirt, you know,
or into the grass, I couldn't see him.
Holy cow, man.
I've been seeing some ----, I've been out there by my
damn self.
I'm glad you came out to have a conversation.
I've been meaning to.
Going through town, getting all the groceries,
and headed back out, they got the winter
coming on, my neighbors are telling me I need to buy
a snowplow.
It makes me think, holy ----.
Well, how far are
your neighbors from you?
Well, I got the one they left for,
I guess my closest one's probably
three quarters of a mile.
Well, that's not too bad, but that's still
a distance away, that isn't, I would agree
with you. Yep, I can see them,
because I'm up on a hill, and I can kind of see the whole
village of Lahara, you know, but by the
road, and to get there, it's about three quarters of a mile.
I was talking
to some girls on the dating apps and all,
and when it came time, they were like,
don't see me, you're lucky.
You gotta have a four-wheel drive,
you don't know how to work a gate to come out.
God damn!
Jesus Christ.
I know.
Be careful, too, she might come out
and never leave.
It was the wintertime,
and I got nervous about it in the winter,
to tell you the truth.
I never had to really deal with it, you know.
Well, I mean, is it going to be like,
and you know what, you should be a little
concerned, because I'm just going to tell you,
it's going to be a harsher winter this go-around.
That doesn't mean
---- to you, because I know you,
but I'm just saying, you are from Hawaii,
so I'm saying the winter out here will be a little
bit different than over here.
It's just going to be,
we're going to deal with something.
You need to be
fully prepared, now.
Yeah, it's happening already.
It got down to 30, like 32 this morning.
That's what I'm saying, if you can get prepared now,
then you're good, don't wait.
I'm going to give you some chains first,
and then, yeah, they're telling me
to get a snow plow, man.
And how much is a snow plow?
2,000, with everything, you know.
You know what's going on out there, man?
I'm in the new kid on the block,
you know, and
everybody is...
My God, you've done this radio before,
it's like, God damn, I...
Yeah, I'm the new kid on the block,
everybody, like,
most of the conversations start out with,
you're not Norteño,
so, you know, like,
yeah, I get you, you know, and these are old folks,
you know, this is a small town, and these folks
have been there, you know, and so they're
kind of watching me to see what goes on, you know.
Tell them you're a Surveyor until I just get
out of here, man.
Tell them I'm a Tejano.
Oh, my God!
Jesus, why are they
like...
You know, I don't know,
they're very ethnic, you know what I mean,
and it's a real ethnic community,
and I look like Richie Cunningham moved to town.
My God damn!
Oops, I did it again,
it's, oh, God damn, that's what it is.
God damn.
And so it's been a fun, it's been cool,
but I'll tell you what, they've been good to me,
but they're watching me, you know what I mean,
they're kind of like, okay, let's see how this dude makes it, you know.
It's like, you're watching, and it's like Elk showing up
to your ******* doorstep, and it's like...
Hey, welcome, the last guy that was there, man,
he was, I've learned a lot, he was a
Navy SEAL that had some serious
issues, man.
I heard some stuff, man, he was SEAL
Team 6, you know, part of that crew that
got Bin Laden, and then he was one of
the only two that survived the helicopter
crash that they all died in, you know,
after that, and
anyway, I never met him, but he had some issues.
He came out there, man, and pulled a gun
for some reason on both
neighbors, you know, within
about a year's time, took
one of them's girlfriend away,
and he had a real...
Yeah, man, and
he moved, he
you know, he had a real
serious attitude.
So
I'm kind of living in his shadow, you know,
they kind of, he went,
there's real gate protocols, there's
four gates to get out there, you know, there's cattle
and sheep, and they say that he'd get
drunk and just drive through them, you know,
and, like, **** you to everybody, and
so I'm kind of
coming in on his, you know,
his legacy.
Yeah, and they told me that, you know,
straight up told me that, you know,
and he went, man, he
came out, went crazy,
they thought that he was on drugs,
and, you know, not taking his meds, and all
this kind of stuff is what they told me,
but he basically...
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, he did, and he threatened them all,
you know, seriously threatened
everybody, and then he went out to Maryland, went home
and killed himself, you know, so
yeah.
Yeah, he was burning out.
So I'm kind of coming in on his coattails,
so, for all practical
purposes, I'm him right now, you know.
I appreciate the cut.
I know I was looking a bit pushy up there, man.
And I still got to get him in on my lunch hour,
which is good.
Right on.
Because I figured I had just eaten a salad,
so it's like, you know,
he must be doing pretty good,
because, man, a couple of times I've tried to get appointments,
and you've been hooked up, you know,
and that's awesome.
Yeah, you nailed it, though.
It's been very good. I had to open on Sunday
because it's so busy.
And I'm looking at some of his weeks,
some of the other weeks.
Last time I was in, you said there was going to be somebody
coming in, maybe a girl,
or a boy or something?
Yeah, there was a couple of people.
I mean, just so it wasn't offset,
but it could be anything, we'll see.
Yeah, it'd have to be a barber, right?
I see what you're saying, yeah.
It could change quick, couldn't it?
It could change the whole thing real quick, huh?
Line up a bunch of appointments
and come in and do some potpourri up here,
you know?
I missed you, brother.
I missed you, my brother.
Yeah, I was looking bushy, man.
Alright.
Yeah.
That's a transformation.
It's been about two months, I guess,
since I've had a cut.