Golden Retrievers...? | 30 Minutes of Goofy Goldens And How They Make Us Laugh

Garma. Garms. Millie, give that to me. Millie! Come on! I was thinking about, do you want to go swimming? Veggie. Shake. Shake. Good boy. We're going home to our house. We have to go home. I want to go home. Unbelievable. No. It's not ready yet. Wait. You have to wait. Oh. You know, I have Dookie, honey. You can have that. Oh, Dookie, honey. Okay. I'll get it from him. Dook. Oh, Dook. You want to go to grandma's house? Okay. Bye. Have a good day. Have a good day. You're supposed to be a golden retriever. A family dog. Can you please let your sister touch you? Don't pretend you don't know this kid. She's been here for five months. Can you just slump over and let her touch you? What are you doing? How did she get so dirty that she brought that onto the couch? Are you proud of yourself? Bad dog. Just stopped on a random road. Hi, sweetheart. Hi. Oh, I gotta go, darling. Is this you? Oh. No. Leave it. Why don't you leave it? I was looking outside one night before bed and saw the boogeyman. Oh, hell nah. Sit. Please. Oh, gosh. She did it. She jumped and it was over her head. What did you do? What did you do? No lip kisses. Are you gonna cry? You want another hug? I'm sorry, I don't do lip kisses. What are you doing? Blue. Blue, stop. This is what he does when he wants a cookie. Are you frozen? What are you doing? Oh, my goodness. Good job. We've had him for a few weeks, by the way. He's like a horse. Hey, I got good news and bad news. You're going viral. The bad news is everybody thinks you're a boy. What do you think about that? My goodness. Of course you want a bunny. Go up the slide. Go. I need to wear my old lady glasses so I can see the remote to change the TV channel. I don't like what mama has chosen for us tonight. Good girl. Good bestie. You're a good girl. Good bestie. Hey, Sadie. What's that dog doing? What's he doing? Good job, buddy. He's going to fall in. Did she push him in? Where's your fish? He had some general anesthesia and he's really, really, really high. He's not moving well. He's still wobbling. And this is how you know a golden retriever is high. What am I supposed to do with this? Why are we doing... Why, Freddy? Boys? Was it you? Tucker? Was it you, Tucker? Ready? Good job. Another one? Let mommy have it. Let me have it. Come on. Come on. Let me have that. Oh, come on, buddy. Let me have it, please. Max, look at me. What do you got? Good job. Can you do it? Yay. Come on, puppy. Yay. Puppy, puppy. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Come on, puppy. Excuse me, sir. It's been a while. Is everything okay? Is this the bathroom occupied? Excuse me. Excuse me, sir. Larry, you have to get out. You have to get in. What is that? Hey, Journey. Do you want to try some broccoli? You never had broccoli. What do you think? Is that good? You want another bite? I guess you really like it. Oh, you like it. Kobe, sit. Sit. Good boy. Kobe, big. Good job. Turn. What do you want? That's steak.