Filipino Mythical Creatures Rap

So you want to know more about Filipino mythology, huh? Yes, but why do you have a British accent? No more questions. Wear this third eye. It will explain everything. In the Pacific, in the vicinity of Old Lemuria, exists creatures beyond your wildest imagination. Watch where you're stepping because I am a duende. I also go by elf, dwarf, goblin, duende. You probably have heard of us in stories from your nanay. Of how we put a curse on you if you don't give us eye light. We come in many colors, black, white, red, and green. But unless you have a third eye, then we are never seen. We are magical and powerful, mischievous and lovable. And say dabi-dabi-bo while passing by our mambo. Walk up in a tree, that is where you'll find me. They call me capre, the bigfoot of the Philippines. Smoking cigars all day, getting kronk. You can find my junk at the bottom of my tree trunk. Guess what? I'm a tikbalang. I'm a half macho dancer, half stallion. When the night falls, I'm a terrorizing force. Ladies, hold your back because I'm hung like a horse. Ask your nanay about these mythical creatures. Known to every Filipino. In the Philippines, there are mythical creatures. They call me white lady. Like Bello, I am white and in. I was hit by a car and nobody ever stopped for me. And so in the night, while you're on Valera Drive. If you see me, please stop or you'll see these red eyes. I should join the boys' Philippines team. Apart fishtail, I'm a Filipina mermaid. Sex appeal with hydration like I'm Gatorade. But if you get too close to this beautiful girl. I'll pull you deep down till you're part of my world. By day, I'm an ordinary gal. By night, I'm a half-bodied manananggal. I come from a class of ghouls known as aswang. I'm allergic to asin and I hate bawang. I have long tongue, bad wings and maybe. That pregnant lady will feed me her baby. You can try to stop me but catching me is tough. Cause the only way to kill me is to find my lower half. Ask your nanay about these mythical creatures. Known to every Filipino. In the Philippines, there are mythical creatures. Mythical creatures that not so old. I'm Mayweather. I'm gonna beat Pacquiao. What happened to my beat? No, don't worry. The characters in this video are mythical and are not true. Mabuhay! Go Pacquiao!