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This is a passenger announcement. There is no kissing, no hugging, no hetro on the metro. No kissing, no hugging, no hetro on the metro. Thank you very much. Please get a room. The London Underground does not allow public displays of affection. No hugging, no kissing, no hetro on the metro. Thank you very much. Only homo gets the promo. Such a cute couple. Why are you hiding? Such a cute couple. Don't hide now. Everyone else already saw it. The London Underground also does not allow drinking alcohol on the train. No drinking alcohol on the train. Thank you very much. The last time actually, everyone was saying that I should comment and I should interview these couples that I meet. So, how long have you lot been together? How long? Only a couple of months, like two months. Two months. Where did you meet? We rode together. You what? We rode together. You bragged? We rode. You don't win. Who beat you? Everyone. A lot. 300 people. Well, you look like a good couple anyway. Thank you. They say couples match and you look definitely matched. We're happy. London Underground does not allow dogs on the train unless they sit on your lap. All dogs have to sit on your lap while on the train. Thank you very much. On your lap. Go on. Up you get. I'll pick you up if you want. If you want, I'll pick you up, mate. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Hello. I'll pick you up. Do you want to come on my lap? Come on then. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. You're a cutie, aren't you? Why didn't you put him on your lap for? Huh? He wants lots of cuddles. It's a drug dog. Is there something in there? It's a drug dog. There's something in there. He's alerting on the package. London Underground does not allow public displays of affection. No arms around shoulders. No kissing. No hugging. No hetro on the metro. And please put that chest away. That is too much chest for the London Underground. We do not need to see that amount of chest on the London Underground. All right? Thank you very much. I'm sure these ladies want to see it, but I don't, all right? Put it away. You don't want me to take mine off, all right? I told you that now. Green Park does not allow passengers to eat on the platform. No eating on the platform. Yeah, put it away. Put it away now. Yeah, you better be sorry. How much are you sorry? On a scale of one to ten. Go on. Do the dance. Show me the dance. That's the sound of the police. All right. Your dance is lovely, but I'm right here. I'm talking to you. Right here. Look. Look at me. Look at me pranking you. I'm going to see you in detention. The London Underground to congratulate anyone reading a book. Anyone reading a book. Ten bonus points on the London Underground. What book are you reading? What book are you reading? What's it called? All the Love You Carry. Is it good? Is it a good book? If you see something suspicious, see it, say it. And the police will sort it. This is Muscle Square. This is a Piccadilly line service to Cockfosters. Passengers are not allowed to drink alcohol on the platform. No drinking. Yeah, hide it. Hide it. How do you not know I'm standing right next to you? Oh, you're a bit late, aren't you? Half an hour late. That was a delayed reaction. The next train will be approaching soon. Could the customer with the juicy melons please stand away from the yellow line? Juicy melons, please stand away from the yellow line, sir. Thank you very much. For safety reasons, the London Underground does not allow customers to come on the train with hammocks. No sleeping on the train with hammocks. The London Underground does not allow you to be tired of this. Not allowed to be tired of this. I don't see a sign. Yo, there's a sign, bro. The sign's here. I am the sign. I'm the sign that says no hammocks allowed on the train. And no cats as well. Hey, what did we do? Nah, I'm joking. The cat's cute. We'll let the cat off. He's the cutest. But the hammock, get out of here, bro. You're not allowed. Get out of here. The London Underground does not allow eating burgers on the train. No eating burgers on the train. Yeah, put it away. Hide that burger. Don't pass the burger. Pass the burger. It's me, love. It's me. Pass the burger. You can eat your burger now. Go on, finish it. Finish it. Go on. Go on. Go on. Is it nice? Marks out of ten on the burger. Ten out of ten. She's lying. Or she's drunk. What? Who are you filming? Filming me. I'm filming you. I'm filming you filming me. We're filming each other. That's it. You know what I mean? Two phones at each other. Different angles. All angles, yeah? You know what I mean? All angles. I got you. I got you. The London Underground does not allow hugging, no hugging, no kissing, no hetro on the Metro. Thank you very much. Please get a room. Got you. Been got. That's some little kids. That's some teenagers, isn't it? That's true love. That's true love, that is. She knows my name. The London Underground would just like to remind passengers that there is no kissing, no hugging, no hetro on the Metro. Thank you very much. Get a room. Attention passengers, attention passengers. There has been a theft from the London Zoo. Has anybody seen a baby jaguar? This is Piccadilly Circus. And it looks like somebody has killed a method as well. This is a Piccadilly line service to Frins Lane. Did you think we was talking about you the whole time? The driver is watching you. It's me, it's me. Got him. Look at that, look at that. Free hugs, free hugs. Oh my God. Hello darling. You look literally heaven brewed, I tell you. And his name is Raza, which means pig. He's got an outfit by the way. You scared the life out of me. Could the customer playing with their ball please stand away from the yellow line. That's the customer playing with their ball. Please stand away from the yellow line.