Dean and Allie | Love Story (Off Campus)

Night, night. You again. No, not me again. You again. Are you seriously hooking up on top of me? Well, this is my house. Yeah, where you presumably have a room. Did you follow me? I was here first. Well, it's not my fault you won't leave me alone. Well, it's not my fault you can't survive two seconds without sticking your dick in someone. Oh. No offense. All good. I take offense. No one asked you. J-Lo? Maverick. I've got a boyfriend, you know. Yeah, no, I heard. Along with the rest of the ladies' room. Doesn't sound like he's going to last long, though. So, you're breaking up with your boyfriend? I'm not breaking up with him. You want to, though? This is supposed to be, like, a sacred space. Who the hell hooks up in the ladies' bathroom anyway? Now you're not sure about your future because the dude's going to move to Vermont and you want to act. Not you. You're a sweetheart. And you're disgusting. You told pretty much everyone tonight at karaoke. Who is that? My dad gave up so much to be there for my mom when she... And I know that meant everything to her. I don't know her personally, but I'm pretty sure that's J-Lo. That's really helpful. Her relationship was beautiful. And I want that. I got an idea. So, what do you want, Allie? I guess... I want to be in love. Oh, my God! Wait, this is me! No! I want to be able to do it all. You know, I know it's more likely I'll succeed at none of it. Who says you're struggling with your sex, huh? That's dumb. Hell no. That's not dumb. I can still change the song, dick. If that's what you want, go after it. People who care about you will understand. And if they don't... They're not your people. Okay, which one of your exes taught you to be so insightful? I don't have any exes. It's... The weed. Wait, Dean DeLaurentis has never had a girlfriend? I like being the casual sex guy. It's easy. I'm Six Flags, baby. Everybody wants a ride. They come for a good time, not a long time. And that's fine by me. Is it? When you break up with this guy, which you will, you're gonna want a fun ride to distract you. Call me. Sorry, dude. I don't do roller coasters. Well, hello. Yeah, I know. I said I wouldn't call. I broke up with Sean. I'm sorry. No, you're not. No, I'm not. I really want to call him. But you called me instead. I did. You lied. About what? You like roller coasters. All roads lead back to Dean. This is just a ride. No. I ******* love roller coasters. Hey. Happy Thanksgiving. Cute. Yeah, my dad gets me one every year. I mean, I kind of hate you, but holy ******* ----. Thanks? No, I mean, seriously. It's like Gwyneth Paltrow's AD tour and the Guga and I are not a baby. You said this wasn't a date. It's not. It feels like a date. It's not. Happy Thanksgiving. Holy ----, she's incredible. Yeah, man, she really is. Do you want the tour? Is it going to make me hate you more? Probably. My dating life isn't shambles. With that, I can relate, too. Okay, let's see it. What? Your big move. I don't know what you're talking about. I smell token straight boy drama in the theater department. Yeah, it's like... Then I sit down and I play Mad World. Mad World? It's the only song I know, and it works. My ex, like, found out I hooked up with someone and... Can you be normal? It's just me. I am being normal. No, you're not. She basically accused me of not being able to be alone. What would you be doing if I wasn't here? You play chess by yourself? I had to get better than Summer. She's a chaos monster. So you fucked a little. It's not like you're in a new relationship. Thank you. It was a family tradition. That's sweet. It's cutthroat. I've hooked up with this new guy a couple of times. But this isn't about him. It's about me. Where is your family now? St. Bart's. We have a place there. Sounds terrible. I am capable of being single. Yeah. I mean, you're sleeping with other people too, right? I'm so glad Jensen's making this practice on Friday, because otherwise I'd be... I'd be laying on a beach. Except... Except you're not. We need a tough life dealer in us. The worst. It'd be different if you and this new guy were texting all the time, or had, like, cute, gross nicknames, or something like that. Sorry you can't be with your family now. Seems like you miss them. So how long have you been hooking up with new guy? Like... A month? Good to be here with you. Bitch, I hate to break it to you. You're in another relationship. Oh my gosh. Come on. Never, ever, let the enemy distract you. We need to get off campus. Somewhere with alcohol. You want to prove you're not in a relationship? Best way to do that is to sleep with someone new who you'll never see again. You're a relationship girlie, right? The best way to get over that is to have no-strings-attached fun. I don't know. Having sex with someone and not getting to know them at all? Like, doesn't that feel a little... Slutty. Yeah, that's part of it. I was gonna say meaningless. Allie, you're in college. You have the rest of your life to have meaningful sex. Never let the enemy distract you. It has recently come to my attention that I'm a serial monogamist. Which I don't want to be. You know, I love love, but I also love sex. And I don't want to not have one just because I'm waiting for the other. Sure. Which is why I became involved with someone. You have a boyfriend. Oh, oh my god, no. No. Can you imagine? But we are, at the very least, something. Like, some weird, baffling thing. I want to have hot, meaningless sex. I do. Hmm. But the last time I tried, I just ended up hurting someone that I really care about. Be honest, how many of your neighbors have seen you butt naked? Literally all of them. I get that you're worried that there's no reason we can't just keep doing what we've been doing. Hooking up all over campus? Having fun. Take it. Seriously? You're delusional. Everyone we know is here. And I'm not that kind of girl. But you want to be? It's called trip to fan, motherfuckers. For the record, I am not delusional. I just know what I want. Go. Happy Thanksgiving, dorks. God, it's so hot when someone knows what they want. If you really want to fling, I think you should go for it. They didn't see you. You think? Yeah, you're single. Embrace that. Just pick someone who will never catch feelings for you. They didn't see you. This was supposed to be a one-time thing. Someone down for anything. Like the anti-Sean. Yeah, you make a good point. You're like Hannah's stupid happy, and Garrett's your friend. I can't mess that up. Someone with zero expectations who just wants sex. Just sex. She deserves this. And the second people find out where they're going to ask what this is... No, no. No one's going to ask that. They're not going to ask you that. We're going to talk. And Sean will find out, and I can't hurt him. I called you, what, 36 hours after I broke up with him? That's less than 48. Oh, my God. I fucked you less than 48 hours after breaking up with Sean. We had fun. We were safe. We didn't hurt anyone. Yeah. So let's keep it that way. Ali, come on. I'm sorry. I have to go. Any girl would be happy to stick her tongue down your throat. I don't want any girl. Ali. Well, guess you're stuck with your hand. **** me. Okay. Change your mind. No. Maybe. We've fallen. Just every time we do this, I feel so... amazing. Bad. I feel bad. Oh, ----. What? Okay, wait, you gotta go. Wait. Are you cuddling? No. I'm just a girl. I don't... Okay, it doesn't matter. You can't be here. Okay. Hustle! I have to think about what everyone else feels before I can figure out what I'm feeling. Hustle! You look so good. Shut up! I can't even do that right now because this ******* breakup is totally messing with my head. Go. Okay, bye. I don't even know what to think. Then don't. Don't think. Tell me what you want. Now I can't. This is not a relationship, okay? No strings, no feelings, just sex. Just ******* kiss me. Oh, my God. What's up with the ecliptic text, dude? I'm having a crisis. Hi. Can you keep a secret on your life? Where's the body? Are you okay? Yeah, I, um... This is serious. Okay. Right? Sorry. Just want you to sit. I've been hooking up with Allie. I know. Came to... Okay, what's... What's going on? You know. I was in the car with you for eight hours and I have eyes. You may have noticed that it's been a second since we slept together. So what's your crisis? I've lost my game. What? Let me be the first to say I'm not crazy about it. Yeah, it's because I had a revelation. I tried hitting on, like, three different girls. Gorgeous girls. We need to sleep with other people. We've always said that we can sleep with other people. Right. But I just... I don't care. When's the last time someone other than me actually got on this particular rollercoaster? Dude, you like Allie. Like, like, like her. Shit. Exactly, yeah. So, um... Just tell her how you feel. No. No, that's... No. This thing between us? It's fun. Agree. She wants six flags. Am I supposed to know what that means? She doesn't want anything heavy or real. But it can't be a relationship. Sure. Just need to lower the stakes a little. She told me that we had to sleep with other people. And, uh, evidently I cannot. Sleep with other people so we can sleep with each other. Like, she's supposed to hook up with other people, too. Yeah, I'm not tracking the logic here. Just have sex with someone. You're cool with that? I mean... Are you in or are you out? Dealer in is. A sexy homework assignment. Hey. I'm in, Allie Cat. I am... You did a nice thing. What? Getting them back together. Yeah, they got themselves back together. Done. Good. With help from you and me, you're welcome. Okay, bye. I get it now. You love love. That's what you said you wanted, right? That night at the fire pit. So, we're not... Just... text me when it's done. I didn't complete the assignment. Why? Because I like you. I like us. I know that's not what we said, but I was hoping... Hey, no, Dean. We aren't at all, like, but... And yet, I am. No, I mean, like, you have to complete the assignment. You're ******* awesome, Dean. I know that. She knows that, otherwise she wouldn't be hooking up with you. Because... Because why? Because I did. I swear, it didn't mean anything. I... Joanna set me up with this guy, like a total stranger at a bar. So, stop being chicken ---- and tell her how you feel. And you gotta do it fast before she goes and hooks up with some other guy. Oh, ----. Allie, is that who you... Him? No. Yes, I... Do you know him? What is happening? Who is that guy? Yeah, great question. Oh, who is that guy? That... is Hunter Davenport. That's our new starting line. You son of a bitch! Get off me! I'll kill you!