Mindy Kaling Weight Loss Backlash and Brad Pitt Reportedly DONE With Marriage

Now, speaking of body image and celebrities, we have to talk about actress Mindy Kaling. Now, as y'all know, I don't watch a lot of these news shows. I will watch the same show over and over and over again. So I really don't know this woman from Adam. She's apparently from The Office. She had some other TV shows. We'll put her up on the screen. Well, she's gone viral over the last week. I think this headline has gotten 19 or 20 million views because people just aren't having it. Okay, this is the headline. Mindy Kaling shares the reason behind her scrutinized weight loss journey. Okay, everyone on the internet believes she's on Ozempic. You can look at the pictures. Clearly, she has lost a lot of weight. We have to stop calling it a journey when a woman shoots themselves up with a fat shot to drop the LBs. That is not a journey, a little journey. We're not doing the journey anymore. I'm sick of the freaking journey with the Mindy Kalings and the Lizos and the Meghan Trainors. And people are calling BS. They're calling shade on this because Mindy Kaling is one of those girls who really was like, I'm bigger, I'm curvy, I'm a real looking woman on television. The second these celebrities could lose the weight with the fat shot, they did. So she has not confirmed that she is doing a GLP-1 drug. But basically, a lot of people around here are discussing on background that this did not come from her hitting the gym. In fact, I don't think we've seen a picture of her in a gym. I don't think we've seen a picture of her in her gym. So here's what she had to say. Mindy said her weight loss journey shifted from vanity to wanting to live longer and stay healthy for her three children. Health, not appearance, was the goal. She said she wanted to lower risk like diabetes, improve longevity, especially with family history on both sides. Okay, that makes sense. I understand what's it called, the A1C, the A1C3. I know y'all are going to know what I'm talking about. There are folks who do take the Ozempics and the GLP-1s to get those numbers in a better place. So I understand that. But the reason this headline has 20 million views is because she is the latest actress to go from, I'm just like you, I'm a regular woman at a normal weight, to skinny, skinny, skinny, skinny, skinny. Okay, she turns to the side, she might disappear. So that's Mindy Kaling. She also says it was lifestyle changes, not extreme dieting. She said she lost the weight through smaller portions, balance, and focusing on overall health, not restrictive dieting. I don't believe it. But Mindy Kaling, we wish you well. I think we got to stop calling it a journey when a celebrity who has access to peptides, GLP-1s, drugs, treatment, chefs, trainers, we got to stop calling it a journey when these rich celebrities lose weight. I mean, if this is where journalism has gone these days, we're in trouble. We're really in trouble. Now, speaking of journalism and liberal media dying out, Stephen Colbert is officially off the air. Booyah, booyah, booyah, bitch. So Stephen Colbert is officially off the air. He's been sent packing to retirement with his weird ear, his weird ear that I can't seem to look at. But Stephen Colbert, he did his last show a couple days ago. I spoke about this on social media. I did a video on Instagram, really, really, really going in on him. Stephen Colbert, the liberals were acting like someone died. The liberals were like, thank you, thank you for your sacrifice and everything you have done for our country, Stephen Colbert. I'm like, really? Pete Buttigieg, y'all remember Mayor Pete, who went from fixing potholes in South Bend, Indiana to being Secretary of Transportation. He did a video practically on the verge of tears, practically on the verge of tears. No one's going to miss Stephen Colbert. He's no Johnny Carson. Johnny Carson had 55 million people tune in to his final show. Stephen Colbert maybe had a couple of million, maybe a few million, and I bet a lot of those were airports. A lot of those were airports and people just tuning in out of shock value. But you can see him with Michelle Obama and all of these Democratic elites, Barack Obama, we've got the pictures up on the screen. This is what happens. You take someone who might've been funny, might've been interesting. They get a touch of sitting at the cool kids table, of being a part of the Democratic elite, going to those private dinners and private parties where I don't even want to know what goes down. You get a touch of that lifestyle. You're now no longer in touch with working class Americans, with the people who were your original viewers to begin with. So you get a taste of fame and the money. You start hanging out with the Obamas. Your comedy suffers and you become a partisan hack. And here's what I have to say. We have a picture. This is the Stephen Colbert staff. We'll put it up on the screen. It looks like about 200 people. Here's what I said. The entire TV model is outdated. All these people and the best they could come up with were boring anti-Trump jokes every night. If you need that many people to prop you up, then you're not really worth your salt as a host or a comedian. That's the truth, okay? You're running a $40 million deficit at your show. You're making $15 million a year, even with the deficit. You've got hundreds of people propping you up and there are no jokes. There's no humor. I have no writers, okay? I wish I did. I have to sit here on this camera and just talk to you guys from the heart, okay? I had to come up with things off the top of my head, you know what I'm saying? And promote my teas and whatever we promote on this show. Stephen Colbert is making $15 million a year. He's got 200 people propping him up. The buffoonery, the tomfoolery, the malarkey, the utter calamity of it all. So Stephen Colbert, anyway, we don't really need to talk more about this because he's been sent into retirement. I never thought my career would outlast Stephen Colbert's, but I'm still here, bitch. Okay, we'll be right back. We have another hot topic. Before we go to another quick ad, because I got to pay my bills, Brad Pitt, this is in the news over the weekend from page six. He apparently is never going to marry again after Angelina Jolie alienated him from their children following a brutal split. Now, if you recall, on our last episode, we discussed the fact that several of their children have dropped the last name, Pitt. Okay, I believe Angelina has turned the kids against Brad. Has he been open about his issues with alcohol? For sure. Was he father of the year every single day? No, he's admitted to that and been open to that. But when you're being overrun in your house by the United Nations and kids who are speaking 10,000 different languages, no wonder the guy's drinking. If I came home from working on set and filming Ocean's 12 or whatever great movies he's done, if I come home from set and I just want to relax, and every kid has their own nanny, they're all running around with toys, speaking different languages because some of them, you know, they grew up in the huts and they're not, you know, civilized yet. So anyway, they're not integrated into the household. I'm kidding. So he comes home. No wonder you're going to start drinking. You're going to start reaching for a bottle. You're going to start pouring yourself some Jameson's. I don't know. I don't really know anything about alcohol. But I understand why Brad Pitt was probably drinking to numb all of that. And then Angelina, let's face it. She's a weirdo running around with, you know, vials of blood on her neck, doing her we are the world kumbaya United Nations stuff. We've had it. Okay. I would like to say I'm in a very happy, committed relationship, but I don't think he would mind me getting a hall pass with Brad Pitt. I know the children have dropped the last name Pitt. Many of us would be in line to take that last name. Okay. So I understand Angelina's kids. They want to be such and such Jolie. They don't want to be Pitt anymore. I think there are plenty of people who are willing to become such and such Pitt. Okay. If my dad was Brad Pitt, I would have kept that damn last name. Okay. I'd be riding that last name to the bank with a little bit of nepotism. All right. So anyway, Brad Pitt, he says he doesn't want to marry again. I understand it. If you've been married a few times, you've been in high profile relationships. He's worth a lot. He's probably worth hundreds of millions of dollars. I imagine three, $400 million. Why do you want to get married again? And then you have to have that conversation. Are you going to do a prenuptial? 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