＂I'm a Carnivore＂ ｜ Intolerable Cruelty ｜ CLIP

My client is prepared to settle for 50% of the marital assets. Why only 50, Freddy? Why not 100? While we're dreaming, why not 150? Are you familiar with Kirshner? Kirshner does not apply. Bring this to trial, we'll see if Kirshner applies. But Kirshner, please, let me handle this. Kirshner was in Kentucky. Kirshner was in Kentucky? Kirshner was in Kentucky! Alright, Freddy, forget Kirshner. What's your bottom line? Primary residence, 30% of remaining assets. What, are you nuts? Have you forgotten Kirshner? It's a negotiation. See you at the preliminary, Freddy. We're all friends here. It's a negotiation. Hey. Freddy. Fine. We'll eat the pastry. I thought that went well. Let's go back to the football game. Kiss my ass. It's halftime, man. This is some good ----. I'm about to nail his ass right here. Gus, go back to the Rabinowitz tape again. Oh, hold on. Now here comes the good part. Look at this. She's about to take off her panties. Oh yeah, come on, come on, come on. Gus! Yeah? It's Miles Massey. Take her number. It's about a job tonight. Damn it! Here we are. Mrs. Rexroth, I am so delighted you decided to come. Well, I must admit I was curious. Something to start. Some wine, perhaps? Red? French? Bordeaux? Chateau Margaux? Fifty-seven. Fifty-nine. Fifty-four. Mr. Massey. Good sir. Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman that he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met. Dismiss your vows, your pain, your tears, your blasphemy. Where a heart is hard, they make no ground for me. Whoever loved, that loved not at first sight. Now, you didn't ask me here to pick me up. You could be despised for that. Maybe I'm reckless. What was your performance about this afternoon? What did your lawyer say? Oh, Freddy thinks you're a performer. He says you've been too successful, you're bored, complacent, and you're on your way down. But you don't think so. How do you know? Why would you be here? Why did you ask me? Can't I be curious? About what? Do you ever answer questions? To you? I'll have the tornadoes of beef and then you'll have the same, thank you. Thank you, sir. I assume you're a carnivore. Oh, Mr. Massey, you have no idea. Miles, please. Tell me more about yourself. All right, Miles. Let me tell you everything that you need to know. You may think you're tough, but I eat men like you for breakfast. I've invested five good years in my marriage to Rex and I've nailed his ass fair and square. Now I'm going to have it stuffed, mounted, and have my lady friends come over and throw darts at me. Men hate her out. People don't go on safaris because they hate animals. So it's just for the hunt, with the trophy at the end. No, nothing so frivolous. This divorce means money. Money means independence. That's what I'm after. What are you after, Miles? I'm a lot like you. Just looking for an astronaut.