Scarlett Johansson Breaking Celebrities Without Even Trying

Were you able to wear undergarments? You're like the fifth person that's asked that question. What is going on? Since when did people start asking each other in interviews about their underwear? Because it is such a skin tight... I'll leave it up to your imagination. Oh, see. Whatever you feel like I should be wearing or not wearing under that costume. What kind of interview is this? Most celebrities work overtime to be funny, but Scarlett Johansson destroys entire rooms without even raising her voice. Scarlett, obviously your character could have easily just been kind of written off as the sexy one of the team. How important is it that... Really? Have you seen Chris Hemsworth? She just opens her mouth and somehow the most composed people in Hollywood completely fall apart. Do you remember your first kiss? I think it was one of those gross in-between ones that's sort of like... You don't know what you're supposed to do with your teeth. When BBC Radio 1 sat Scarlett down across from Chris Hemsworth for playground insults, everyone expected a chaotic roast battle. Instead, she leaned in and calmly informed him that everyone's been talking about how ugly he is. Um, Chris, you're ugly. Oh, hey, we gotta get this straight. Everyone's been talking about it. You're just really ugly. Thanks. Um... Well... Um... Scarlett doesn't need a roast target to be funny. At the Avengers Endgame press conference, all it took was one reporter asking about her character's fashion sense. Her completely deadpan answer left Josh Brolin folded over laughing and the rest of the Marvel cast trying not to lose it on camera. So, uh... We're kind of quite interested to know what would be the fashion elements Avengers Infinity War uses in the movies. The what? The fashion elements. The fashion elements? It's for the... I got the fashion question? Good question, good question. Fashion elements you see here. Honestly, he really don't know how to answer that question. Yeah. Um... Fashion elements. I wear a leather unitard for most of this film. And I have been for the last ten years. So if you think of any fashion elements that you would like to include, please let us know. I... I have a new vest, everyone. So that was pretty exciting. Yes. And I have a new hairstyle as well, if you haven't noticed already. It's a little bit polarizing, I can see, it's fine. It was a choice I made. And I'm sticking by it. So, there you go. Are you a fan of cheeses? Um, I used to... I used to eat... I don't eat cheese anymore, but I just like to be around people that eat it. Most actors smooth things over when an interview gets awkward. Scarlett, on the other hand, leans into the awkwardness, and it is just hilarious to watch. And on the other side... Yeah. ...is this bizarre and awesome comedy called Jojo Rabbit. Yes. And this is, if you... Some people have seen it, but if you haven't seen it, can you... How do we describe it? Oh my gosh. A World War II... Germany... You were supposed to do the heavy lifting on this one. I mean, I don't know how to make it funny. Yeah, yeah, there's always a good woman behind a good man. Or in front of... On the side. Either way, looking gorgeous. Thank you very much. Well, you know, that's... I can also be used as a sparkly object to distract the spirit. It's like, look at this shiny... Chris spends more time in the hair and makeup chair than all of us do. Can we get... What? What are you doing in there? Getting, like, a full facelift? Do you... Why does it take you so long? We got dinner 20 minutes. That is not true. Luca! What, like, because I'm waiting on the set like everybody else. Like, where the hell is Chris Hemsworth? Oh my God. And we know it's... On Ellen, a shirtless photo of Chris Evans appeared on screen, and Scarlett's response was to sweetly apologize for losing her train of thought. Wait, what am I looking at? I got distracted, sorry. I certainly don't know. Scarlett has a rare gift. She can be genuinely annoyed and genuinely hilarious at the exact same time. At the Avengers press conference, she got asked about her diet while her co-stars fielded real questions. And her response was so dryly frustrated that the entire room burst out laughing. Scarlett, to get into the shape of Black Widow, did you have anything special to do in terms of the diet? Like, did you have to eat some specific food or that sort of thing? If I've learned anything, it's that people are much more interested in your second question to Scarlett than any answer I can give to mine. Scarlett. I was just going to say that very thing. That's so funny. Like, how come you get, like, the really interesting, like, existential question and I get the, like, rabbit food question? I don't know. Yes, surely. You know, you're training and doing all that stunt work and so you eat a lot of green things. Scarlett has dismantled her Marvel co-stars one by one across ten years of press tours, cheerfully, casually, completely without warning. And not one of them has figured out how to stop her. Chris Hemsworth is always... Always... Um... What are you always doing? Eating chicken. He eats a lot of chicken. I would. I think, yeah. I don't think I've ever seen you not eating chicken. Really? It was disgusting. Like, this man would eat chicken at, like, 8am. It was gross. I mean, really. Like, you can blame global warming loosely on his chicken consumption. What would I do? I might not leave the house. He'd just stay at home. He'd shave his legs all day. All day! Your biceps look like Thanksgiving turkeys. Do they? No, they look great, Chris. I'm sorry. Are you saying they're dropping you? Oh, no. They look great. I love them. I'm sorry. I love your biceps. I think you're really smart. I don't like your sweater, but I love your biceps. I'm sorry. It's like my only actor friend that actually came to see the play. They paid me to. Sure, sure. She's the only one who came to see me in Lobby Hero. Yeah, that's right. I was like, what the hell was I talking about? And, you know, we're talking about actors. They're very delicate. So they're not really men. I mean, like, Hemsworth's hair takes much longer than mine. Scarlett has no filter about her co-stars. Turns out she has no filter about herself, either. She'll sit in front of a camera and tell the whole world she panicked on her first date with her own husband, left before 10pm, and genuinely had no explanation for any of it. Honestly, nobody ever asked me out really before. I don't believe that. I'm telling you. People say that, but it's true. Because you were a serial monogamist. I was a serial monogamist. And, like, I just never got the kind of traditional, like, hey, would you like to have dinner sometime? I don't know if it was just because I was working since I was little. I don't know why, but I just didn't get asked. So he actually asked me on a date. We went to an Italian restaurant in the East Village. It was a lovely date. We had dinner at, like, 8pm or whatever. And then afterwards, he was like, I would love to, you know, I'm meeting friends. Let's go grab a drink. And I hadn't dated, basically, ever. And so I was just like, I got to go now. I need to leave. And I got home to relieve my babysitter, and it was like 9.36. And she was like, why are you home? And you were like, I don't even know why I'm home. I know. I was like, I went on this date. And it was, you know, I just felt so flustered. And later on, he was like, I totally thought that was it. Like, why, you were acting so weird. I panicked. I don't know. And that's Colin with a beer. I thought it was like a disguise, but that's really what he looked like. Right? Had you seen that? I mean, I can't unsee it now. Oh, no. Scarlett showed Jimmy Falun the face she made every single time a dinosaur appeared on set while shooting Jurassic World, and admitted that the fear in her eyes wasn't acting at all. Are you freaking out? Are you pinching yourself, going, like, I'm acting with dinosaurs? Yes, 100%. So with every single shot of the movie, I'm like this. Yeah. Like, no, fear. Fear is in your eyes. Yeah. Can you do that? What, cartwheels in that outfit? Yeah. Um, not successfully, probably. I mean, I could do other things in that outfit. My father likes you. My boyfriend likes you. Like, all men like you. So how does it feel being this? I finally got them all generations. Observe how she is totally lost in her own world while Samuel L. Jackson is speaking at a press conference. Do you patch in these movies? Because no matter how good one eye is, when one eye, the other eye is closed, it must affect peripheral vision. It might mean you bump into other actors, into scenery, stuff like that. Or is there an advantage? Does wearing the patch improve your putting? You know, I've learned to turn my head further, actually, just by, you know, doing that. But the interesting thing about the patches that I didn't discover until Captain America, the first one, was because I never had very many lines to say. When I all of a sudden had dialogue and I would learn it the night before when I got to work, I could only see half the page. God, my brain can't think that quickly. I'm sorry. I don't have any funny, clever plans. Really? Wordplay. What do you have? You got something? I don't know. Maybe something like the five beehive. The five Captain Drive. I love all of those. You know what I mean? I'll accept it. Captain Drive and the fives. Captain Drive's alive with the fives. I can't. I don't know.