Extreme Fails Instant Karma Best of the Month

Got a tag! Open the door! What? What are you? You gotta bend down. Oh! Oh no. Oh! I've seen some really silly s**t in my day, but this... There's a vehicle inside the box truck. There's a box truck on top of that trailer. The trailer's hooked to that truck, which is hooked to that truck. Oh my god! Holy s**t! Ricky! What the f**k? Dude! What the f**k? It's fake! Dude! Are you serious? Let me tell you something. I just know that this is a crazy white individual up here. And what is that? A ******* canoe? With a parachute? What are you doing? Oh lord! Y'all gonna see him on the news tonight. Local canoeer with a parachute. False! From the sky, because he's ******* stupid. Mom's got a toy. And she's gonna... You gotta step on it, Mom. Put it on. Don't sit. Step on it, Mom. Watch the cat. Oh s**t. I'm dying. No, the other way, Mother. You gotta do it the other way. Oh my god. I'm gonna pee myself. What the f**k have you done? Don't, you're gonna burn yourself. Oh, nothing, babe. Just chilling on the tree. You should come up here. Oh my god. What do I do from here, Sam? Sam! Do it and you're cool. Are you okay? Oh, s**t. Nope, he got it. Dude, he just come right out of that water and grabbed my bass. He was sitting down there. I hooked the f**k up there. He come chasing me all the way up getting that bass. And there he is eating it. Is that good? Yeah. If you're making your pasta dough from scratch... If you're making your pasta dough from scratch, you're gonna lift your elbows so that they're high. So good. I'm coming in here. Nobody's home, right? I turn to go up the steps. Start walking down the hallway. And I almost f**ked myself. A few years ago, I bought my damn mother this stupid ******* cardboard stand-up of Mr. Bean. Damn near gave me a ******* heart attack. Oh, I thought you didn't get any. What's wrong with you? Look, it's awesome. It's our new charger. Look. What the f**k? You're stupid. Oh, no, no, no. Ready? 3, 2, 1. That could be the funniest thing I've ever done. Just keep going. Okay, nice. Let me see the ring. Lift up to like the back. Yeah. Let's try it. No. That didn't work. Shut up, buddy. But it's not really going as planned. Are you okay? We have a good atmosphere, right? Every single time I win. Yeah, I know. Asher. Do I look like a monkey? Yeah, you look like a monkey. Dude. Man. Onni. What the f**k happened? You good? Oh. 724. Oh. Can't freaking yet. Oh, s**t. Oh, no. Anything but that. Yes. You just got to let me know in advance so I can get my baby a babysitter, but I will.