COCKTAIL 2 Movie Review: A Film SO CRINGE!

Just as some dreams feel better broken. Just as some people seem good simply because they are poor, Some films are just as good when they're not made at all. After 14 years, director Homi Adajania wakes up to "Suba Suba" for Cocktail 2 I do one thing, and I mess it up. I mean, who wanted to watch Cocktail 2? Who asked for it? Zaif Ali Khan had said this in one of his recent interviews. that Romcom's genre is such a failed experiment, Which probably started with me and ended with me as well. And after seeing something as spectacular as Cocktail 2, You would realize this fact—how correct Zaif Ali Khan was. After watching Cocktail 2, you'll realize one thing, that they make a good movie The intention was never to tell a good story through this film. With Cocktail 2, their primary motive was They took the name "Cocktail" from the picture they were wearing. And he picked out a couple of iconic songs. And suppressed it to promote a free release, creating this hype. Hey, Cocktail 2 is coming, it's going to be amazing. But when it comes to writing a good romantic comedy story in Cocktail 2, So, the writers of this film, Love Ranjan and Tarun Jain, fell asleep after chewing opium. Hey, you'll write a story, right, buddy? Why write the story later? Why not now? Just release the movie already, friend, we'll watch it next time. Do you remember this Chintu Chota Satish Sanpal, the local Bling? He wears branded clothes. He lives in luxurious homes and drives very expensive cars. But wherever this pocket knife opens in my pocket, It turns out that this guy is a fraud, a fake, a phony. Satish Sanyal is just like that Cocktail 2 romantic comedy film. It takes you to the film Sicily. Very aesthetic frames have been created. You'll be shown some really cool shots. A very deliberate attempt has been made to create such a film, With the visuals of Cocktail 2, those that remind you of Cocktail 1. And seeing all this, you'll be reminded of Cocktail 1, but how will that happen? Within the first 30 minutes of watching Cocktail 2, You'll remember Cocktail 1, very very late, And also tell this to the director of this film, Homi Atzaniya. The idea of the institution of marriage, And the film's story turns a long, healthy relationship into a joke. I mean, in how many damn ways can a writer... How many branded ways can a story be written? Cocktail 2's story should be its prime example. Let me tell you how they ruined this rajma chawal by pouring ketchup on it. So, the Lind Dhol Express begins, and at the outset, we are told this, Rashmika and Shahid's characters have been together for a whole year. They have been in a long, healthy, loving relationship for ten years. They are still in a live-in relationship and are happy with each other. And this is not some 23, 24, or 25-year-old couple in the film. Both of these characters are in their late 30s to early 40s, belonging to the Age Group 35 to 40 in the film. Now, the neighbors will know that our children love each other. They're already living together, so why not just arrange their marriage? So, there's consistent pressure on you; just get married. But these are not valid reasons for not wanting to get married. which is completely understandable. But wait a moment, the drawstring of the pajamas has just loosened. The pajamas will gradually slide down as well. So, the pressure from society becomes so overwhelming for these poor souls. Joy, joy, joy, get married! If you want to break away from society, you'll have to go to Sicily, won't you? Then the pair of swans, the ones that died in the courtyard, descend into Sicily. And so not much, no not much at all, Who's coming to Kamio? Salman Bhai's? You were considered once, my friend, but no more now. Kamio is coming, Pulkhit Samarth's. After reading this script, the poor man must have said yes. He must also feel that I'm showing up somewhere, man, I'm here. Anivye, for the story of the film, this camiao doesn't make any sense at all. It comes in, four go here, eight there, six there, and then it exits. Who does Rashmika Mandanna meet, brother? While on vacation in Sicily. A very old friend of hers, with whom she had been even ten years ago. And this friend, that is, Kriti Sarn's character, is a number-one troublemaker, thief, rogue, and scoundrel. She does nothing all day, just wanders around the streets. Within five minutes of meeting, Sister Hutt becomes alert. Oh my God, Betsy, yeah, you, clock it, clock it, clock it. Will Rashmika and Shahid come on vacation? But if you're eating spaghetti with meat sauce in Sicily and not getting dizzy, why are you drinking wine? Drinks four glasses of red wine, sits down with her 10-year-old bestie. And she tells him that she's not getting married because she doesn't trust it, and she wants to test it. She has been with her boyfriend since she was 16, since childhood, and she is sharing a personal detail about a friend whose face she hasn't seen in the past 10 years. Hearing this, the lamborghini Sushila, that is, the character Kriti Sanan, says: "So, what test do you want to take? Tell me, Basti." And the buffalo went from here, and these two behind are cows. Rashmika tells Kriti Sanan, "You're such a fraud, creating such a flan that won't even make anyone gassy. She says to Kriti, 'You're definitely a number one lummox, so do something—do anything at all. You never do anything, you just sit around doing nothing, you lazybones.'" Run the sideway test and the loyalty test together. Loyalty tests are just like that with a boyfriend who's been around for ten years. Wow! So the Silly in Sicily Limited web series continues, and we learn, That Kriti Senan gets absorbed in work—what exactly is the work? No, she doesn't look like she's doing any job, she's just idling around, she's one of those type, I don't know, I mean, there are so disgustingly bad shots in this sequence, if you are a grown adult man and woman and you are in a good relationship, You'll pull your hair out; let me give you an example. In one shot, Shahid and Rashmika lie on their bed. So both of them lie on the bed, Shahid and Rashmika, with the latter moving in between. And she starts stroking his foot, begins touching his hand, And Rashmika is in between these two, and she's saying, Is the Sidus Kara Yaar Padiya Plain running? What about that shame, it just gets up and leaves with the breeze, Someone behind is giving a high-five to another, Bestie, clack, clack, clack, A shot from a dance class, my soul is tango, whatever it is, it's tango. It's extremely sly and slippery, so Rashmika deliberately plays dumb, She teases Shahid Kapoor, saying, "You go and do it with Kruti." My girlfriend is sitting here, that is, Rashmika Bandana is sitting here. Shahid Kapoor, you're clinging to me desperately, I should have caught Shahid Kapoor and held him tight right here. That was so much fun! It's a podcast about two dicey guys. Check out its short trailer, and then go watch the full podcast on Audible. Bro, the haveli in the trailer is different, the haveli in the teaser is different, and the haveli in the movie is different. Just put that short code there, put it in Tigra 3, put it in BMCM, anywhere, bro, it looks aesthetic there. They're so fake, bro, they don't even bother with fake promotions. They posted numerous reviews on Instagram, all with the same script. Fifteen crores less came in, but that cow dung didn't make the fifteen crore feature. So, the village people inside the curtain, who speak the language most fluently there, will speak in a sentence, and you've turned it into nonsense. So, alright, now, as I always give you a life lesson in every video—that two squinting eyes can't look straight together, and two wobbly legs can't walk straight together—under this very principle, these two crazy girls are hatching a plan. Listen to this, Kriti Sanan says, I've planned a road trip for you. And Rashmika Mandanna acts out, "Brother, I've also fallen ill." And she says, "Go away, both of you, go away, both of you," And those two, namely Shahid Kapoor and Kiara Advani, set off on a solo road trip together. What is she doing there, gathering these bundles of straw? Shahid is cooking stiff rice for her, playing the guitar, bringing cars from rent, and turning her around on the side. And the lewd Anya, that is, the character of Kriti Sanon, is already on a mission, so she's trying to seduce him. They keep saying that the intense pressure and scrutiny being directed at Kriti Sanan is becoming unbearable, and that Shahid Kapoor's character is now being pushed to the limit, making it difficult to continue trusting the sniper. Now, wander around the finest spots with Kruti Sanan, all alone Liyakat Mia's salwar has already drawn the sword; it will move at any moment. And then, the same thing happens between these two. Something we as an audience can never predict, right? After staying up all night partying with your bestie's boyfriend The character of Kriti Sanan Suba Rashmi says, "Now come here." It's done now. Now I've filled the ration water equally; now you come here. This trip began as an escape from societal pressure. And what has become of this forest? The owl's web series "Jija Saali" claps at night What, are you writing stories while being all dramatic, huh, buddy? And then it happens right there, in the trip, which we, you and I, never even were in the first place. We don't have a brain, but we do have a brain in our egg sac. We won't be able to predict it either. Kriti Sanan says Rashmika Mandanna: No sex scene happened It did not play any bansuri at night. I'm giving you a clean cheat, your boyfriend is absolutely great, you two should just get married. Then the same proposal guy is the one who gets proposed to, but here Shahid doesn't propose to him because he needs to show girl power, so he proposes to Rashmika, and she agrees too—girl power achieved. And then they go back from Sicily; she stays in Sicily, in Agrigento, so he stays there too. They do this here, I thought, man, let's just go, one of these people dies in some accident somewhere, story over, man, I need to go home, but then... I realized that Brother is dead, and the story of the eight-hour tale is over, and this is the moment when the bullet hits, right in the second half, and I'll tell you the story of the second half, while also showing you exactly that. Now Rashmika and Shahid have arrived in Bombay, and they get engaged. Bro, this isn't electronic; here, cells are inserted down here. And there was also a remote control for it, which he lost. We keep a little bit of something for the children, just give them anything you want Dad's a real one, he'll bring something back from anywhere, won't he? So, brother, that guy goes there, getting engaged. Now he had realized it, but he didn't know how she had gotten up and come here from Sicily. She says no, I'll sweep your house, she says I've fallen in love with you. First, she gave me trouble, then she gave me a hard time; first in Sicily itself, now money has already been spent on her engagement. So, brother, now she suddenly shows up four days before the wedding and starts talking. I love you, my darling, I love you, why, why, why? Basty, Clocket, Clocket, Anniversary So if even a little bit of noise comes from it, it's already ruined for Selvi, it's completely messed up, I don't know what happened, it's ruined That guy will definitely bring back some new toy, we'll just ruin the good one. So, brother, she says again that I won't tug at your shawl anymore. What are you doing anyway? What are you doing two days before the shawl? Both of you These are Rashmiika Mandanna and Kiara Advani. She says we will challenge each other. It's a comedy, wasn't it? It was also a romantic comedy. It happened, it happened, it happened, it happened, brother, I'm not it happened, it happened, it happened, it happened So, brother, I know she says okay. Yes, I'm also Shayab It's at her house, this is at Rashmika's house, this challenge is taking place He kept Kriti inside his house. Kick it out of your ass and run, you son of a bitch, your mother You're here in Sicily, what do you need to do? Just dive deep, and whatever needed to happen in Sicily has already happened. No, she's saying that I'll also play your challenge, your challenge. And look at him, father-in-law says to him He's sitting there, having fun, playing around. That's great. My vacation is just perfect—two girls are going crazy after me. But he made the character so pitiful that the poor fellow became utterly miserable and distressed. I am going to make my filling sat khilwala. How many boys dream of being with you, high? Lai Robin Are you coming into the story? Do you want to go see those little flickering things? Go back home and be quiet. In the entire rear, in the Sicilian sequence, Cariti Senan has only and only two or three pairs. Kartee wants to annul her marriage on behalf of Shahid. If I come from you and marry you, what will we do? We won't spend the money we have for our wedding on just the wedding itself. We will travel for three to four months. I wonder how beautiful our wedding will be And let her go, because she has been with you for ten years. He's been with you for seven years; how boring it would become We won't do such boring work. Four days before Shahid and Rashmika's wedding, in one shot She stays at his house, Kriti, the two of them What does he do at night? Shahid Kapoor is now heading towards the fridge. He looks at him, he looks at him, they start laughing, not even bothering to hide it The action that is lonely, without anyone to love, without any boyfriend I don't have anyone I love, that a silver thread doesn't come through the entire night somewhere May it be the graveyard of bad films, and Shahid Kapoor may not be found lying there—such a thing cannot happen. Just now, I had a short cut made for my career, and even the remaining stub has been trimmed—this is all done by making a film. Shahid Kapoor is overacting so much in this movie that he's making your nerves ache. Everywhere, huh, is, is, hyper-active, is hyper-active throughout the entire picture, far no reason auto And Rishika Mandanna's idli, sambar, chapati, Hindi, Y got, it feels like someone poured water into my ears, umere Why didn't you tell him earlier, he came first Hey, it's better to just cast someone else instead of going through this Hindi nonsense murder business, dude. The character written by Kriti Sran is such that it couldn't possibly feel original to you. Because however she carries herself within the film, she does a great job portraying Deepika's character. And when that movie came out, the songs from that film, which seamlessly wove through the entire story and perfectly matched the film's flow, made our entire generation fall head over heels for it. Even today, just pick any song from Cocktail 1, and you'll enjoy listening to it. But in Cocktail 2, the song "Matar" maybe is a little bit better, it felt right to me There's nothing else left with them; they don't even have original songs. It's worth pondering the things that were depicted in Cocktail 1 when it was released in 2012. She was really cool back then, and this also goes with the story of Cocktail 2. They could have done something cool like that, but no, all they want is to keep doing this silly, flashy nonsense. Hani Singh was on his peak at that time, and Hani Singh's song was in that film. I still remember it when that song wasn't playing in the movie theater, the vent went crazy And seeing this, you'll go crazy and start hurling insults at each other. That mistaken idea about the Aryan race came up, didn't it? I had predicted one thing. that a new trend will start, a nostalgia kick, and what will that trend be It will be a trend—borrowing the name of a hit film—and just take that name and put it in front of... It will be a sequel to show him, not that it won't be a sequel, but to show him Whether it's a sequel or whatever people are saying about it, market it. It's a sequel, so it will be followed by "To" hence Cocktail to its There's no need for any exchange; this isn't even a draft yet. Just make a cocktail—no need to bother, no need to look. Even on OTT platforms, this won't be tolerated from you at home. Go ahead, I've dropped the batcast, having fun with Mohit, we're all set We were talking about two movies by Dada Saheb Phalke. We've talked a lot about things like haunted 3D Alfa, and so on—I've seen all of those trailers. Going to the podcast, subscribe, share, and I'll be back with a very strong comeback line. I'll also disclose which national video it is going to be, too. Bye bye, Mama, goodbye, Papa, bye bye