Men in Black 3 (2012): Off on the Wrong Foot | Full Scene

Now I know what you look like when you're lying. Why don't you show me what you look like when you're telling the truth. I won those at Coney Island on the ring toss. I won a stuffed bear once, but never one of these. Must be good, Slick. All right, sir. I was minding my own business. I was out there waiting for my girl, who, by the way, is probably worried sick, looking for me, right now. So, I, I just, I need to, I need my things and I need to get back to her. What's your gal's name? Huh? Your gal, what's her name? Shtarin. Shtarin? That Shtarin likes that suit of yours, hmm? What, is it a crime to wear a black suit? All right, listen. I haven't done anything wrong. And I need to get out of here. I cannot be here with you. Terribly sorry. X is frightfully upset about the whole Coney Island incident. Thanks for the heads up. Oh, man, this coffee tastes like dirt. What did you expect? It's ground. It's ground this morning. Oh? No, I call ladies O. To me, O is feminine, K is masculine. You know, I see a couple. I'm like, okay. What a mess. Any casualties? Yes, Roman the Fabulous. Any human casualties? No, sir. Who the hell is this? Look, I was a stray human. I was caught in the net. Code 43, I'm enthroned back. So you're going to be late for your meeting with the Viagrans. They have a revolutionary new pill. Okay, Slit. I was waiting for my girl, Steren. Yes, she's Greek. Okay, just one last thing. An eye exam. That's not an eye exam, K. That's a big-ass neuralyzer. You sure have a lot of information for a fella who doesn't know anything. I see what you're saying. Hey, you know what, K? We need to hold up a second. K! Let's just get this bike guard in here. Hey, back up. Back up. K, listen, I think we got off on the wrong foot, all right? So let's just stop for a second and talk. Don't put me in here, K! You're late, Officer. K, no, listen to me. I can help you with this case. K! You're in the truth phase. You're missing it! Nah, I'll just use my imagination. K, the killer you're looking for, I'm after the same guy. He's a Bagladite. His name is Boris. Ship has sailed, amigo. K, if we don't get him now, it's gonna be two of them. You have my undivided attention. One gonna have one arm, one gonna have two. K, listen to me. If you erase me, you erase the whole world. 15 seconds to neuralyzation. 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9... When you see Boris tomorrow, K, kill him. Do not arrest him. Kill him. Is this thing off? Hey, I don't think it's all the way off, K. It's whirring and buzzing. I don't know if I don't know nothing. I knew Roman. His wife cooked me dinner once, and while it was not pleasant, he was my friend. Last chance. Who are you, and what do you know? I'm an agent of Men in Black, but I'm from the future. We're partners. 25 years from now, you're gonna recruit me. And 14 years after that, the guy you didn't let me kill today at Coney Island, he escapes from prison and jumps back in the past and unleashes a full-scale invasion of Earth. We got about 19 hours to catch him and kill him, so really, we need to go right now. All right. So that's the story you believe. That one was the truth. It wasn't the whole truth, but I guess it'll do for now. What the hell are you talking about? Of course it's the whole truth. I told you everything. The problem with a lie is once you start lying, you put yourself... Agent K, what's he still doing here? I might have cooked him for too long. Thought I'd better walk him out. I put my pants on. Could a future man wear, too? I don't know. What do you mean, you don't know? I don't know. Uh... Go wherever you went last time. I haven't been here last time. I didn't tell you where I went? No. I mean, we don't really talk. What kind of partner sit in the car all day, every day, for 14 years and don't talk? Exactly. And this is the type of problem it causes. It's dysfunctional. All right, sport. You better get useful real quick. You're going back to Route 43. Man. There was something in the file about a factory. Something happened at a factory. Hey, look, man, you can put your Jedi knight on me all you want. That's all I got. That spark something? Roman had this on his purse when he was murdered. It's a matchbook. No. It's a clue. He didn't smoke. You lose something over here, Hondo? No, uh... Hey, man, how old are you? 29. You got some city miles on you. I'm starting to understand why we don't talk. Well, you know this place. You know its reputation. I don't like it. I hate going in blind. I'm gonna need my gun. Sure thing, slick. Whoa, Kay! Wait, no! I gotta go in with you! You just sit tight. I'll be fine. Wait, no! No! Kay! Kay! Don't go in by yourself! All right, fellas. Need to see the boss. He's busy. Hmm. All right, well, I'm gonna just take a look around. Looks like we have ourselves a standoff. Looks that way. We'll keep the key under the ashtray. Lucky guess. Now, where were we? I was just about to tell you to screw off. Hey, slick, you bold in the future? Absolutely. I might be league champ three years running. Well, let's see it. You did not just walk into my establishment and rip my head off! My man, look, we don't have a lot of time for this. You really need to tell him something. I'll tell him this! All right, you're hit. Wait. Hey, if you do this, I am gonna hunt you down, and I will make sure that you walk funny for the... Tough spare, slick. You messed with the wrong head. His head is a little... You gonna tell us where Dom is? Hit him! Kill you both! I swear I'll kill both of you! Ow! Jesus! I think your hook's a little off. You want me to clean her? Oh, yeah, sure thing. No, no, no, no, no, no! Aw, come on! I was just cleaning the bathroom with this thing! Please, no cleaning! No cleaning! Stop cleaning! Again! All right, he's in the back, but he's not gonna talk to any men-in-black scum like you! Now give me back my head!