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Congratulations recruits, you've passed pilot training. Now to introduce you to your mechs. Finally a chance to walk again. Private Nick and Private Connor. What the f**k? Welcome back to If You Laugh, You're Conservative. When your buddy gets a .50 cal. Let's shoot it. Hey! Stop it! Trent? Not sure that's the look for you bud. I need some buddies like these. Mom's genetics go crazy. What? Was the dad involved in procreation? Hey liberals, if you can show up by the millions to protest against a president, why do you need a mail-in ballot to elect one? Graham Platner quits the main senate race. It's Graham Platner here. I think as many of you know over the past couple days, I have faced some very serious allegations. I just want to make it clear, this is all false. The things that have been claimed did not happen. It is hilarious to me that they call Trump a Nazi and a sex offender, but Graham Platner with a literal Nazi tattoo and women coming from the woodworks with accusations. Oh no, it's fine. We can look past it. It's not real. It has placed an immense amount of weight on me. The democrat party has already replaced him, much like they replaced Biden. Tyler has never even stepped foot on UVU campus. Who is Tyler Robinson? What the was he doing there? I don't think Tyler Robinson was there. What time or times Mr. Robinson visited the UVU campus on September 10th? We were able to establish that Mr. Robinson had been on campus approximately four times throughout the day, twice before the shooting, the time of the shooting. Guys, that was one source. Can you imagine? One source that she said she knew something. It's one out of the whole story. So I don't know. This is getting very interesting. I'll probably break down some of the court proceedings more on my Cameron Vance channel. For anyone like me that was there when he was shot, anyone around the world who was impacted by Charlie's death, I think we just want justice for Charlie. If girls talked like guys. I would have gone pro if it wasn't for my elbow. Could have gone pro if it wasn't for my shoulder. I could have gone pro if it wasn't for my knee. I would have gone pro if it wasn't for my hip flexor. Who keeps touching this? Every single light in the house is on. We are not made of money. But I'll leave it till I make this. This is insane. 68 degrees is optimal. I saw a whole YouTube video on it. That was close up. I heard you. Oh, did you see that? It's like listening to myself. Did you see that? Who's turning on the lights? Is this good? It's daytime. We don't need lights on. To all the haters who keep saying I can't do a handstand. I believe her. Our American ancestors did not shed their blood at Concord and Trenton, Gettysburg and Shiloh, Midway and Normandy, just so that a band of thieves, radicals and lunatics could come in and loot, pillage our nation. Our heroes died to win, build and to save, and to build truly a great country. The greatest country ever in the world. Yeah, we paid full price for this guy. Come on. They never get any less retarded. They get bigger, but not any smarter. But what the hell is going on here? So now that's what us nils are reduced to, your workout equipment. We are not your property, okay? What to wear on your first day of school. First, you're going to want a fun button down, as well as an appropriate pair of shorts. Homie broke out the Daisy Duke. Sophisticated blazer, in case you get cold. Personally like to belt my blazers to accentuate my waist. I popped on my favorite sneakers. Super cute. Moving on to hair. I decided to do a high ponytail to keep the hair out of my face. I added my mask. Don't forget your lunch. Your cute school bag. You can carry all of your things, either sunglasses or your normal school glasses. And that's the look. That's the look. It is a look. I don't know if it's the look. Enjoy your first day of school. Because as you probably noticed, Europe's a very different place than it was 20 years ago. A lot different. Much different. It's a much different... And they better be careful with immigration and energy. If they're not careful with those two things, you're not going to have a Europe anymore. Your prompt is Twilight. But Bella is played by Jennifer Coolidge. If we had Siri play Edward and we had Jennifer Coolidge play Bella, this is their love story. This is why we don't show ourselves in the sunlight. People would know we're different. This is what I am. Oh, it's like diamond. Oh, you're beautiful. Beautiful? This is the skin of a killer, Bella. I'm a killer. I trust you. Don't. I want a hot dog real bad. The lamb. What a stupid lamb. Bro forgot the mating ritual again? That video was literally me saving a capybara. So Vince, you like mating rituals, do you? Well, let's see how you like this. I don't think you're going to enjoy this mating ritual, Vince. Do you want to know why? Because I found your wife, Vince. I think that's a hate crime. Yeah, it's not so funny when it's real, huh, Vince? Yeah, so Trump has declared the Iran ceasefire as dead. He doesn't want to argue with them anymore. He calls them scum. I don't want to deal with them anymore. They're scum. You know what scum is? They're scum. They're sick people. They're led by sick people. And they're vicious, violent people. And if they had a nuclear weapon, they'd use it. As far as I'm concerned, it's over. The simple fact of the matter is the Islamic state is not compatible with modern civilization. Dad's the second their kid turned seven. You are no longer my son. You are now my employee. So get to work. Dems the rules. Hey, I mean it. Get to work. I think by now we've all heard about Tyree Nichols, the black man in Memphis that was beaten to death by five police officers. Let's all take a guess as to why this is not being pushed as hard as George Floyd. I'll go first. I actually have five guesses. Well, well, well. Actually, let me say that five times. Well, well, well, well, well. Ever wonder why liberals are referred to as the left and conservatives as the right? I found it in the Bible. Ecclesiastes 10 to the heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left. There you have it. I had a friend bet me that I wouldn't do a liberal joke in a conservative state. Are you game? Play it on us, Drew. We got thick skin. I had a teacher in school who got pregnant during the school year and it always made us a little nervous for the baby because her name was Miss Carrie. Oh, everything went fine. Everything went fine. She did eventually get the abortion and. She didn't like when I made jokes about her pregnancy, which sucks because when all the other kids made one, she was like, they're just being sixth graders. But when I made one, she's like, you're being a bad father. Yeah, yeah. It ain't about no black or whiteness. It's really about if you love America or if you don't love America. It's about if you identify as American or not. President Trump says the US will probably strike Iran again. And we had a lot of them last night, like 28. We knocked out 28 boats last night. Little ones. That's all they have is little ones. Are you going to try to take out more tonight? Will we go tonight? Normally I wouldn't tell you. These reporters tell us your military operations in detail. When and where will you strike at the heart of Iran? I wouldn't tell you, but you know what? There's not a thing they can do about it. Oh, that is so cold. So the answer is probably. When you ask your wife to give you a little room. Hey, babe. I am loving the cuddles, but do you mind giving me just a little bit more room? I'm just literally about to fall. No, babe. Inspecting random construction sites. Unsurprised chorizo ball here hasn't gotten kicked in the nuts. All good. What does an organic architecture dream home in Mexico look like? An avocado pit? A gay shark? Is the n-word protected under the first amendment? Freedom of speech. Yeah, I guess so. I mean, why would you get offended by a word? Yeah. Why would you, Manila? They have discernment, which comes from the Holy Spirit. So many people don't have it. The discernment of knowing if somebody's trying to use it just to hurt you or they really mean it from their heart. And if they really mean it from their heart, then you pray for them and they go about their day. It's all about how you say it. Because if you say bless your heart, it can mean a completely different thing. Quincy, guess what, buddy? You're going to be a big brother. That's right. Let's go. Except does that mean you're going to get less attention? Support trans rights. Yeah, I do. I think it's a beautiful thing. I think it's especially beautiful for men because, you know, you can't hit a woman. But you can identify as one. Which is the ultimate. If you can't beat them, join them. What are we doing here? Yeah, you think we're doing here. I told you I'm going to give me some self-defense. Matter of fact, today I get my black belt. Black belt? You can't get no black belt here. It's a gun place. Man, please. I'm going to give me a black belt, black holster, a black gun. And if they got them, some black bullets. Speaking from the Situation Room, President Trump told Fox News 49 Tomahawk missiles hit locations as close as 40 miles from the capital of Tehran. Positions were also targeted along the southwestern part of Iran. The president described the strikes as violent and vicious. Also, President Trump says top Iranian officials called him directly, asking him to stop the bombing. Yeah, I may be old, but I still know how to have fun. Oh yeah? What do you do for fun? Uh, you know, eat. Sleep. That's at the top of the list. Sleep. Ah, there we go. Drink. Drink is one of them. Is that it? Is that what you consider fun? It's fun to me. Read the index card. Hold on, bro. Do you even know what this ---- say? Her endeavoring dedication became the epitome of preservance and integrity. Read the index card. The graduation determination of the infatuation. Infatuated required some, so, so, I know the word. Oh, so. So stay straight now. What the stain you will rehab? Rehab reaction effects. Read the index card. The vegetarian identified as an unusual, aggressive, par- par-istic par-istic infestation. Animorphs. Oh man, that brings me back. Top 5 hardest words for a Finnish person to pronounce. SQUIRREL Squirrel. Rural is gonna be in there. Jewelry. Thoroughly. Entrepreneur? Okay, that one sucks. Regularly. Yeah, if you say it like more than three times, it's a tongue twister. Alright, what kind of gum are you chewing? Is it Trident? Ooh, I love this guy. Oh, he's doing songs now! I would love to sit next to him in class, that's all I'm saying. Kamala talks to her baby. Maybe it's a blessing Kamala Harris never had kids of her own. Dogs, when the task requires zero dogs. The motor ain't pushing enough pressure out for the gas pedal. The gas pedal got a lot of dirt in the oil. It's getting brown in here, so put on your hijab. So someone illegal can have a baby here. And that baby is an American citizen. But me, four generations deep, I'm a colonizer on stolen land. Drop the bass. Well, Democrats are very upset with Graham Platner for not withdrawing from the Senate race in Maine, given the latest allegations. So I guess what Democrats are finding out is that Graham Platner doesn't like to take no for an answer. Which his victims had already told them, if they would have listened. You want to know the secret to happiness? I sure do, Granny Bibbins. Lower your expectations of life. Okay. And raise your appreciation for it. Okay. A sunset, a family dinner, a call from an old friend. Those things are worth more than most people realize. Happy people ain't got more. They're just grateful for what they've got. So I'm going to give her $20 if I can pour two cups of water on her head. A self-driving car turned its teenage occupants into police. Waymo can snitch you out to the police now? Officers say the interior cameras caught the two 15-year-olds drinking and shooting from the vehicle. Okay, that's probably a good thing, though. Oh, man. This raises all kinds of ethical questions. Waymo then called the police in San Mateo, California. Police officers stopped the car and found the teens with alcohol and a gun that shoots water beads. A police statement says while their actions were not good ideas, at least the kids had the sense to use a Waymo because driving while impaired would have made this much worse. That is just a wild story. Only in 2026, people. Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't those Waymo cars have someone remotely watching the cameras and helping guide the car? It's not fully, fully, fully autonomous. Oh, yeah. I want a Chinese refrigerator that is smart so I can get up at 2 a.m. and just like... Close the damn door. You're the five-time today. You fat ass. You need no food. This is what actually makes a home feel high-end. It's not just the finishes. It's how everything is thought through. From the layout... If you're a rock climber, maybe you can get up this staircase. To the details, to how the spaces connect. That's what makes a home feel cohesive and what sets it apart over time. How much that thing cost him? $800. $800? Yes. You paid $800? Yeah. Did you feel violated? No. You should have. Yeah, go rescue a pet. You don't need to be paying no breeder for one. Saudi Arabia's out. Egypt's out. Iran's out. England and France are the only Muslim countries left in the World Cup. God. Family. Country. In that order. Join us at a Charlie Kirk vigil tomorrow night at UVU, 7 p.m. Can I come over to your house and gossip? Oh, no. I'm sorry. You can't come to my... Wait. Gossip? Like this? Then we can gossip? Heck yeah. You should have led with that. Listen, I'm not nosy or anything, right? But, like, at the same time, tell me everything. What's up, boys? I just got back from fishing. You know I had to crack open a nice cold Dr. Pepper? Little homies livin' right. Can't go wrong with a cold Dr. Pepper. When I feel down, I just remember what Joe Biden once said. And Joan... Koala. Just hit you right there, man. Koala Shingang. You slip some vodka into the water fountain? What's going on here? What are you doing? Just washing the beach. Washing the beans. I just cleaned that. A rare albino buffalo nicknamed Donald Trump has been spared from sacrifice after going viral online. It gave him the comb over and everything. The buffalo, named for its blonde hair and resemblance to the U.S. President, was due to be killed during the Islamic holiday of Eid. But after videos spread online, local authorities stepped in, moving the beast to a farm. See PETA and vegans? Donald Trump is saving animal lives. How Usher keeps a clean house. Pop lock and swab it. Why is the halal section in Tesco so small? Maybe because you're not in your country, buddy. Why do we get only this little section here? You should be happy you get that much. And they get all of this and all of that. They need to fix it. We got a 932, there's a monkey holding a princess. Only thing right about this is the color of that car, son. Look at her. She's just gorgeous and light. You don't touch her. Y'all's water fountain's on the other side. They treat you like a monk. That don't mean that God see you like that. I still see you like that, baby. That's a 2036 Hellcat Mercedes Benz. We need to talk about raising boys. This world's full of grown men that nobody ever taught how to be one. Raise good boys and you'll raise good men. How to work, how to keep their word, how to hold a door and a family together. A good man ain't born, he's raised. Teach that boy to be gentle and strong. To cry when it hurts and to stand when it counts. This world's got plenty of tough guys. It's running short on good men. Raise one, mama. It might be the most important thing you ever do. Hey, thank you for your service. Thank you for your service. A hot air balloon crashes into a parked car during takeoff. You're not gonna catch me in a hot air balloon. Whoa! Dude, maybe I'm not just some, like, billionaire bozo, but I've, like, never looked at something like this and just thought, like, you know what? I'm gonna bulldoze it and put up a data center, dude. Mom and H cooked up a bunch of epic views just like this and there's people that think money is better than this, dude? I don't get it, man. Can't we just call Mother Nature Mama Nature? Okay. Hey, buddy. Yeah? Your neighbor says her husband gives her a kiss before he goes to work. Why don't you? Well, I mean, I barely know her, but I guess I can stop by there. I'm sorry, but after a certain age, you are no longer a product of your environment or how you were raised. At some point, you're just choosing to be the way you are. So either take responsibility for that and grow or stop making your past my f***ing problem. Today, you have $244.27. She about to cook the dog? Worth of debt. Oh, you thought she was good? Maybe we shouldn't cut Snap. Homie's having his best day. This is just a reminder that giving them a 90s summer does not mean no screen time. It just means letting them watch Jerry Springer and Maury while they drink their Kool-Aid and eat their 3D Doritos and giving them unfettered access to the internet. Okay? You are not the father. I'll see you in an AOL chatroom. Hey, John. I have a question. I think we should go home and check. It's a little wet outside. I think we should call an ambulance. I might have broken every bone in my body. I'm sorry. Testing the new office setup. Okay, I see how it works. Okay, it's like a cop sliding across the hood of his patrol car. Slide my chair over. I want to try it. What video made you laugh? Drop a comment down below. Don't forget to like and subscribe to Conservative Vibes. I'm C.V. and I'll see you in the next video. God bless America and those conservatives.