Archspire - BUS INVADERS Ep. 2218

Just kind of sit down on that and you kind of just lean back and we're keeping a tally of it And then we're going to see who jacks off the most because you got to keep your t up Just chilling come on in man. What's up, man? How's it going? How the ****'s it going, man? How's it going? How you doing rocking? Yeah, man. Good to see you, brother You've been good. Yeah, what's up? Yeah, we're just chilling man. Well, we're gonna give you a run-through of the pad, man Come on in come on in man What up everybody yo, what's going on, uh me and toby morelli here Yeah, we're just chilling. Cheers having a couple buds. Uh, we're gonna show you where we live man We've been on the road for how long we've been on the road? Well, it's almost uh, it's like four weeks or so. We got like two more two more weeks burn it out Staying alive Man we've just been going going going. Yeah, it's like no time to sleep just like hanging out all night ******* playing shows Yeah, great. So yeah, we got this. Uh, we just bought this actually Paid in cash. So let's sit. Yeah. Uh, oh ----. We got shots. Oh, yeah, we got shots. All right. Cheers, man. Yeah, man Oh, yeah. Yeah, man. It's ******* been a wild tour Well, you know what? Let's just show you how we live man. Let's show you how we live All right. So let's start where we start. That's the thing. I don't even know where to start You know what? Let's start here man. So right here. We got the j-o-t and j-o-t stands for jack off tally, right? So Basically, whatever we're doing is like whenever we jack off then we're keeping a tally of it And then we're gonna see who jacks off the most because you got to keep your t up, right? Toby look at toby's high team and toby is soaring with the t brother and then i'm coming in a close second But I gotta add one actually I did jack off just upstairs At the house of blues house of goose, dude. That's what i'm talking about. Then we got spin. She's doing pretty good Let's see dean is kind of lagging behind a little bit brett's doing. Okay change the driver So he might be pumping off up there a little bit, but that's kind of dangerous, dude We got our merch girl channing. She's not playing the game fair enough. She doesn't want to play She doesn't have to play it's a gentleman's game or you know adrian. He's our ld. He's our larry david, right? So he's coming up in here. He's got about five. I think six maybe jack offs and that's in the last Four weeks, so he's really got a low t brother. So that's our jack. I think that calls to celebrate I think we gotta celebrate here. All right another shot All right Yeah, sometimes it's a bit hard to jack off in some of these bathrooms because my testicles hang so low my spodum just droops down into the toilet water It's like real lots of skin down there. You know what i'm saying? You ever gone to a backpack on acid brother? It's like that. It's just layers of layers, you know, it's just endless layers. So anyways, well, what else we got going on? Oh, what's the bag? Well, okay. So the bag, uh, well The bag is a little tricky, okay, so we're gonna let you in on a little secret So you can't use the toilet on the bus for anything but pee. Okay, so if you have to ---- You gotta do what's called a hot bag, right? Yeah Hot bag in the bag and you sit in the bag you line the toilet With the with the bag and you ---- in the bag and you tie it up The problem is none of these venues want us to dump all our ---- into their dumpsters So basically we gotta just kind of we're trying to you know, we we just gotta pile them up Until we can uh get rid of them. There's no proper waste control in most of the city So I think you know all the all the venues are giving us bananas and blood lights So, you know, we're tearing through this ---- and because we only have two we only have one bathroom We got one bad, you know if two guys have to go we just have this out here Just in case something so you can just simply, you know You just kind of sit down on that and you kind of just lean back And then there you go. All right, and so from there you wrap it up and voila. You got something like that, right? So anyways, like that's oh i'm stuck So that's the hot bag and then let's let's see what's in the fridge Come on down man. We like to keep it, you know, I don't mind the drinks You can grab one if you want if you're thirsty or we got okay So sometimes if you got a real stinky one, dude, then you know, it's kind of gnarly so we gotta refrigerate it, right? Otherwise that smell gets to you and when you're drinking man, like you will throw up if you have to smell that ---- So we got your basic ---- in here man, we got kimchi And a half a sandwich and you know, that's about it man like hot sauces, right? These are probably not helping the hot bag situation, but they taste good. So, you know, what are you gonna do, right? We haven't been eating too much on this tour. We've just been kind of full going. You know what I mean? Yeah, you think sometimes when you're in the tour zone, like you don't need to eat that much right or sleep or anything Well, we got other ---- in here too. Come on down here. What do we got here? Okay. We got another ******* This one We got canned meatballs these are plant-based that's gonna make you ---- yourself That's kind of nice brother. All right, what else we got? Yo, this is the foosball table that we like to play because you know what you set it down on here And then you feel like you're god, man It's like you're god watching over a soccer game, dude. It's ******* nice Yes, that's really good. Yeah, and then We got that the tv. We don't even need it, man. We just talk. Yeah, we talk a lot Most most nights we just talk for hours and hours and hours So it's ******* you know, we're just trying to keep the momentum going. You know what i'm saying? Oh, yeah, we got this here. We got if you check these out These are uh stick on tattoos of our drummer spinch right there. So that's kind of nice So, you know because we love him. It was his birthday. Happy birthday to spinch, man Oh, okay. He's not dead. This is where we keep all our coins, you know, we got dirty ball Who's dirty ball? That's gene lamb because he fed his wife out of a dirty bowl one time and our manager brett saw it and he won't let Him live it down. We got bed bug walk. That's a little rude. That's toby morelli because he had bed bugs Uh, and i'm not going to say the other reason Uh, this is me here less fat, but still fat and bald That's because I gained some weight and I lost a little bit of weight, but I still got some weight and i'm bald Circumcision that's spencer. That's because spencer's the only one in the band that is circumcised Adrian, that's just his name Shane that's his name, right? We got joel. We're also known as joel. So joeliosis because he had an eye problem Uh also jail, uh, he is our sound man He makes all that happen count pegula count peg is our merch girl And we call her that because she has pegged someone in the ass before so let's continue right along. Did you see my pager? I'm expecting. Oh expecting. Oh ----. Is he outside? I don't know if he is. Uh, **** he's outside Yo hit up Hit up spencer. You'll meet him outside. I'll meet him up. Yeah. Yeah, grab cash in there Yeah, yeah. All right, and then uh, yeah what we got in here This is our uh, channon. This is our merch girls bunk as you can see. She likes to keep her hot bags Oh, that's like a solid log right there. Yeah, she likes to keep her hot bags I guess in her bunk. I don't know. That's ******* That's disgusting Okay, and then if you come back here like this is kind of where we do a lot of the jacking off, you know Like this is my bunk here. Nothing special. I gotta keep hydrated, right? Keeping hydrated is really important. What else we got in here? And then you know, we oh, let me show you this. Uh, There's the sink here You know not much to see you clean up some nose bleeds with this and what do we got in here? This is just boring ---- in here Um, yeah, we got the shower You know nothing to see there and then we got in here. We got the bathroom toilet in here If you take a look in here, oh ----. Oh, sorry, brother. Oh, man. He's hot bagging currently. Oh, man Holy ----. Oh my god. No, man. Holy **** He ate a whole family amount of crawfish boil yesterday. We need another shot going on here We got that. Uh, yeah, he's he'll be here in a bit. Yeah. All right, this is gonna be a good show Oh god Oh, man, what's that? Whoo. Okay. Yeah, we're good man. Yes. This is where we live. This is what we do. You know, i'm just ******* chilling Tour's going great uh, yeah, I don't know what else to say man, like just just living the dream like You know for anyone out there who wants to get into like ******* playing death metal man, I would say this is it It's like the best feeling ever like what it is, you know such a rush from playing and you know It's amazing like go over you can just you can do whatever you want basically like come back you get on stage You feel so powerful, you know, and then you just come on here and it's just like a good time all the time And it's really good. Oh, are you going? Yeah, I mean basically like Thing is you work your whole life, right? To get to this point, you know, and and it's always just like it's always go go go And before you realize it you're like you're doing it, but it doesn't feel the same You know like when you were young and you were like Just play in front of nobody and now we're here and now you get a little bit Of notoriety and then all of a sudden like everything becomes bigger and more and more and you constantly need more And then before you know it like you're trying to you're hitting this ******* top And you can't go anywhere from there. The only place to ******* go is down man We're not going down. We're only going up and then your ******* wife won't talk to you anymore. It's okay, man I ******* love you ******* my ******* dog We got this snap out of it we got this we got this yo, man, yo, man, we gotta cut we gotta cut man You guys gotta leave man. Yo get the **** out man