Who can resist watching an episode of Tom and Jerry while on the toilet?

♪♪ Psst! Hey! Give us a break, will you? Get me out of this thing! ♪♪ Hurry, Joe! Step on it! That's right, little pal. Hop on that fender. Easy does it. Now, I'm loosening that latch and I'm free. ♪♪ Thanks, chum. Boy, I'm your pal for life. Anytime you ever need me, just whistle like this. Whistle. Get it? So long, little pal. ♪♪ Dah! ♪♪ Is everything okay, little pal? Listen, pussycat. If anything happens to me, pal, I'll poke you in the puss. I'll pulverize you. I'll pound you to pieces. That's what I'll do. Pound you to pieces. Like this. ♪♪ Just whistle, little pal. ♪♪ Anytime, chum. ♪♪ Hee hee hee! Shh! ♪♪ Hee hee hee! In me power! Hee hee hee! ♪♪ Whistle! ♪♪ How am I doing, pal? ♪♪ Hmm. Ahh! Well, me little chum. When you need me, just whistle. ♪♪ Woof! Woof! Woof! Ha ha ha ha! Baby talk. Ain't he cute? Just whistle. Blah! Blah! Blah! Umm. Huh! Woof! Whistle!