Irish People Try American Wine

That's bad luck! What? That's bad luck! Why? Choosing an empty glass. It had to be full in a minute. All I'm saying is, this looks like a wine glass. I like wine. I'm happy. I always spill wine on myself. Do you ever find that? I always spill when I drink red wine. Without fail, I spill it on myself. I think I feel like a glass of red wine after a hard day's work. Yeah. But then when I want to get trollied with the gals. Oh yeah. Nice, nice, nice. I love wine so much. You know, Grisha, do you know that there's different types of white wine? Yeah. Shitty. I'm clear. It's always a worrying sign when there's a screw cap. I mean, I'm not above it. Crisp and fruity white wine with flavors of melon and hint of citrus. Melon and citrus. This actually smells awful. Oh, should we smell it first before we cheers? Yeah, it smells awful. Cheers. That's nice. That was a big gulp. It just tastes like fruit juice. Why? That's so mild. Oh, not the worst. It's really fruity. Yeah, same. I've had way worse wine. There's no bite. There's no bitterness. It's literally fruit juice. I feel like I swallowed a full grape right there. Full grape sort of juice went right down. That was nice. I would easily drink this on a night out. It's easy to get down. Makes you do the duck face though, you know? Yeah, I'm going to finish this. Be rude not to. Please drink responsibly. White Zinfandel. Zinfandel. Yeah, that's a funny word. What does that even mean? This is straight up princess juice and I'm okay with it. I knew Barefoot was American. Okay, I can get in on the American wine. This is White Zinfandel, one of my absolute favorites. And it's alcohol, which is one of your absolute favorites. Exactly, fill her up with her coffee, you know? Pints make me feel full. Wine makes me feel happy. Wait. It says summer fruits, chicken, seafood and cheeses then at the end. That's the stuff that's supposed to go with it. You're going to do that fancy thing where they swill the wine and then pretend they can smell what it tastes like? Tastes like grapes. Let's cheers twice. One, two. There you go. One, two. Drinks for you. Three, four. Yeah. That's gorgeous. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh. No. This is nearly like cider. Yeah, like it's a happy summertime drink. Yeah. Here you go. Yeah, no, this is winning so far. I love this. Why are we even making wine out of not just grapes? Do you know what I mean? Like, just stick to grapes. This is, no. You know the thin strawberries you can get and they're in the juice? This is like alcoholic version of that juice and it's gorgeous. Take it away. Get out of here Barefoot. Blossom chill, am I right? Oh, I hate Chardonnay. I heard wine. I was like, oh, cool. And now I'm like, cool. Oh, that was good. That sounded like a back cracking. Oh, that was, that felt good. Blossom Hill. I've had Blossom Hill. I was in college. This is just meant to say it's like, the price is right. The price is right. Deliciously fresh white is bursting with melon and citrus notes with a vanilla hint on finish. Best enjoyed with friends. Oh, God. I hate Chardonnay. Oh, it smells like ass. Oh. Oh, I'm not ready for that. I don't know if I'm ready for this one. Run. Yeah. Oh. It's really, really bitter. And cheap. So it's painful, but it's too painful. You know, there's like a level of like with the fruity ones, like, oh, we're having a good time. This one's more refined. Yeah, you got to sit back and let this one do its thing. The other one, like, just ruined wine for me. So now I'm trying to gain back my trust, and I don't think it starts with Blossom Hill Chardonnay. It tastes like if somebody mixed an old cider with paint thinner. I would argue that there was very little left of the old cider and it was majoritively paint thinner. That one went down like caramel, but in a winey taste. Do you know what I mean? Smooth. Yeah. But it's giving you that extra, like, phew. Yeah, I actually, I felt that. No, but can you, I'm not just saying this, but can you smell a very faint hint of shite of it? Because I swear I can smell a little bit of ---- of it. I've smelled red wine. I'm turning the water into it. Classic. Jesus. But I've never tasted my own supply. Oh, who drinks red wine? It's beginning to look a lot like red wine. I feel like I need to have, like, a suit and a white tie and black pants. Yeah, it's very, like, regal looking. Formal. This cabernet is driven by flavours of blackberry and black cherry. Also finished with a dark chocolate espresso. No way. How many flavours can you fit in this bottle? Oh, that colour. It's so deep. Oh, that's enough. The glasses have just gotten progressively, like, smaller. I'm going to get McDonald's chips on the way home. We've reached that level. That's the smoothest one yet. What? Yeah. What? Oh, winner, winner. You know how many people say blood is thicker than water? Like, red wine is thicker than blood. I think you'll like it. It was smooth. I'm pleasantly surprised right now. I'm surprised. Good work, good work, little buddy. You are a nice, nice wine. Oh, yeah. Yes, you are. You need to build yourself up to red wine. You clearly have a refined palate. Yeah, well, we just tried three wines, like, you know. I'm a pro now. You know what I mean? If you are, like, a first-time red wine drinker, I would recommend this one. Ooh! It all goes so wrong. We had one good wine. The rest were just like... Body of Christ. Oh, this is... Oh, man, this... This is dangerous stuff, man. Now I know why it's all the Lord and Messimer. You know what I mean? I think everything except Blossom Hill was a winner. I think California, you got grapes and you know what it is. America, I love you. You have the most beautiful scenery. I cannot wait to go on a big road trip in you, but I will be drinking imported wine while on that road trip. Make sure to subscribe. 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